Man, what the hell??

[Gothen]

So, I got this quad on Tuesday from a friend, it was bottom of the bag shake and then some nice nuggies, maybe...2 grams shake, the rest nuggs. Anyway, so I finally am about to be done with the shake, so I was breaking up a few nuggs and fuckin...THERE'S SPIDER WEBS IN THE NUGGS! Inside the nuggs, I mean. They look perfectly normal from the outside, but inside 3 of the 4 nuggs I broke up had spider webs, and one of the nuggs (one of the biggest) had a dead.fucking.bug in it.

WHAT THE FUCK?? Its not like there is a customer service department when buying weed, so I know I'm fucked because NO one else sells middies around here; and even though it may not even be his fault, he could have fuckin warned people! Now I'm not even sure if I want to smoke this damn bud, but since I don't have any other bud and I don't have ANY money until Thursday, I can't buy any more either.

This fucking SUCKS.

Pardon the language, but damn...

[cannabis campbell]

Unlucky, thats definately fucked up, cant say thats ever happened to me or anyone I know before growers need to take better care of their damn plants.

[rebgirl420]

EWWWWWWWW

[Gothen]

Is this stuff even safe to smoke?? I was going to roll a big joint of that shake, but after I found that out...I just packed a small bowl and took 3 hits.

IS it even safe to smoke? And..I mean...damn...you think-you think there are spiders in the bud, still? Or, would they be dead? I mean, common sense would tell me that they are dead but I'm high...and I just can SEE little spiders crawling inside in the bud (in my head, not in real life).

Freakin out, man...freakin out.

[MadSativa]

haha reminds me of one time my friend handed made me a drink and right when I drank I started to crunch some ice and relized wait he dosnet have ice and then half a roach crawled outa the side of my mouth and around my damn face. I sprade the drink all over him and slap the shit outa my self tryin to get the half roach. I drank again to wash the roach out and relized I had the same drink and spit the shit all over my friend again. it was frekin funny chech and chong and shit.

[PaRanOiD81]

Fuck it dude, smoke it, if I were you, I'd eat it, because if theres an toxins from his venom, there'd probably be such little amounts, I'd smoke the spider too... if hes dry enough, you'll have one massive high, hopefully... just make sure you write a lil note next you saying what you did, in the event you pass out or die and someone finds you, then they'll know exactly what happened and no one will ever do it again, but I'd smoke it :D

[MadSativa]

Is this stuff even safe to smoke?? I was going to roll a big joint of that shake, but after I found that out...I just packed a small bowl and took 3 hits.

IS it even safe to smoke? And..I mean...damn...you think-you think there are spiders in the bud, still? Or, would they be dead? I mean, common sense would tell me that they are dead but I'm high...and I just can SEE little spiders crawling inside in the bud (in my head, not in real life).

Freakin out, man...freakin out.

its all good main smoke it mabey youll turn into spiderman

[MadSativa]

Fuck it dude, smoke it, if I were you, I'd eat it, because if theres an toxins from his venom, there'd probably be such little amounts, I'd smoke the spider too... if hes dry enough, you'll have one massive high, hopefully... just make sure you write a lil note next you saying what you did, in the event you pass out or die and someone finds you, then they'll know exactly what happened and no one will ever do it again, but I'd smoke it :D

huh they find him and all these little spides crwal outta his mouth and nose and ears and shit

[rebgirl420]

haha its just protein:thumbsup:

[cannabis campbell]

Yeah just grind it all up.

[Storm Crow]

Spider mite webs! Boy! That must have been a nasty grow! All kinds of pests! Mites, unknown bugs, yuck! Hopefully he didn't use pesticides on it! Bugs, at least, are natural! Sadly, I don't trust others to grow organically. I now grow my own MMJ. It's been about 3 years now since I bought any pot. - Granny:hippy:

[Gothen]

You guys are freakin me out with somma this shit! I've seen arachnophobia! I HAVE IT! I'm trying to get the picture outta my head, spiders crawling all over my mouth with a broken bowl on the ground next to me...

Its starting to make me itch.

[MadSativa]

haha its just protein:thumbsup:

haha I told that to this girl once and she punched me in the mouth...........It was so hot

[ChiefSmokesAlot]

haha I told that to this girl once and she punched me in the mouth...........It was so hot

HAHAHAHAAH!

[Duke420]

dust it off and load it up. :thumbsup:

[BobBong]

Two words

Spider and Mites.

shitty? yes! i would bust it up well and spark it up.. there's worse things in life.

Bob.

[Gothen]

Okay, well, I'mma trust all you guys, specially you mods. So, since I just bought a half loaf of bread a little bit ago I'm going to put two pieces of bread in a tupperware as well as my buds and moisten up my buddha. It may have webs in it, but at least it'll be MOIST.

I appreciate your guys' responses! I'm still FREAKED OUT, but...I'mma soldier it up and smoke it!

[LaZ]

LMAO thats so horrible. It's like you have this huge smile on your face cuase your getting ready to smoke some delicious bud, then you break it and dead spider corpes fall out and you get a huge frown and disgusted face. That's so bad lol but yet funny in a way

[Gothen]

LMAO thats so horrible. It's like you have this huge smile on your face cuase your getting ready to smoke some delicious bud, then you break it and dead spider corpes fall out and you get a huge frown and disgusted face. That's so bad lol but yet funny in a way


Well, it wasn't a dead spider, it was like...a dead...well...larvae of something, ya know? Like the spiders got to kill a baby bug before they themselves were compressed, dried, and cured...but before that, they were able to make an intricate network of webs within the buds.

And, yeah, though, basically that's exactly how it happened. I was breaking open a nice moist nugg and was gonna mix it with shake to help it burn more smooth. Well, I noticed that the bud was sticking together by, what I thought was, lint or thread material that had just gotten stuck to the bud. Well, I looked more closely and it looked like a lil web, so I cracked open the biggest nugg and BOOM...dead larvae bug. FUCKIN.DISGUSTED.

I still haven't touched them since then. I haven't smoked in 4 hours because I don't know if I can actually STOMACH it...=(

[imitator]

Hey- this is some random female highjacking ells/imitators comp. I just gotta say- you know some spider venoms will kill you right? I mean I dont know how that whole ingestion thing works with the toxins but I have a relative who had to have a skin graph less than a day after a spider bite. If this guy isnt going to give you part of a new bag and you really want that weed I would break that stuff up into atom size bits and comb it for nasties.

[Gothen]

Hey- this is some random female highjacking ells/imitators comp. I just gotta say- you know some spider venoms will kill you right? I mean I dont know how that whole ingestion thing works with the toxins but I have a relative who had to have a skin graph less than a day after a spider bite. If this guy isnt going to give you part of a new bag and you really want that weed I would break that stuff up into atom size bits and comb it for nasties.


Man, seriously?? Now I'm freaking out, I KNOW he won't give me a new sack. I KNOW he'll just say it wasn't his fault. Thats the way it is, you'd expect some type of business ethic like that, but no. People are dicks, even those that you'd call your friends.

Whats the chances of it actually having spiders in there? And if it IS spider mites, are those even poisonous? How can I tell?? I haven't been this confused since the end of No Way Out!!

[Storm Crow]

Are VERY small! See the dot under the question mark? A big spider mite is maybe 1/2 that big. You really have to look to see them! No way it could bite you, and they all die or leave the drying bud during the curing process. (no more food). So quit freaking. It's OK! It's nasty-looking bud, but it is still smokable.

A grow or so ago, I had spider mites show up in my grow. Production was poor, but I smoked the stuff anyway. I really had no choice- I use medically and can't afford to buy in the quantities I need. No bad effects aside from too dang little bud that grow!

[LIP]

Well, if you didnt see it untill you broke it up, how do you expect him to see with without breaking it up? Just get rid of the web, and smoke it. It wont harm you.

[dankus maximus]

*DING!*

now that ive got your attention, snap out of it and make hash oil....jeesh.

[Gothen]

Well, if you didnt see it untill you broke it up, how do you expect him to see with without breaking it up? Just get rid of the web, and smoke it. It wont harm you.


He smokes what he sells, and I know that he'd had the weed for at least 3 or 4 days.

[nhsmus]

bro one time i found a dead bug whilst breaking up a nug, needless to say that particular bud was not smoked.

[imitator]

Are VERY small! See the dot under the question mark? A big spider mite is maybe 1/2 that big. You really have to look to see them! No way it could bite you, and they all die or leave the drying bud during the curing process. (no more food). So quit freaking. It's OK! It's nasty-looking bud, but it is still smokable.

A grow or so ago, I had spider mites show up in my grow. Production was poor, but I smoked the stuff anyway. I really had no choice- I use medically and can't afford to buy in the quantities I need. No bad effects aside from too dang little bud that grow!

Um, this is the real imitator now, and I agree with this.

The other person, isnt much of a pot smoker. Would happen to be the SO, and I apologize for the bad advice.

Not to mention, alot of venom's would be destroyed or severely chemically altered by the flame you would be applying to the weed.

Your best bet, if you are really worried about it, but dont want to or cant get new weed, is to just smoke a bowl. See if you die. :p

But seriously, smoke a bowl, and once you realize that everything is ok, then you can finish the rest of your weed with confidence. :thumbsup:

[trainwreck530]

lol dude i was reading this last night @ 2am laughing my ass off. yeah bro it sucks but its funny as hell. i think you might be able to get at least a little bit of power from the spider venom =) i would smoke it, then id go back to dude like wtf! as long as you arent smoking moldy bud, im sure spider eggs cant be 2 bad for you as mold will f*** up your lungs bad!