Leave Britney alone

[cannabis campbell]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

the funny, sad, pathetic thing is I think this girl/boy is actually being serious haha


Yes, I was "REALLY" crying, you fucking morons. The one time I'm NOT acting- everyone says I am..

I filmed this window lighting which washes out my face- if the video is watched in full screen I am clearly crying, assholes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

[beachguy in thongs]

Wow, she's pretty sexy.

I mean, psychotic.

[couch-potato]

So many people deserve to have painful things done to them. So many.

[FUNKNUGGET]

im too high for that video... shit freaked me out

[snowblind]

arggggggghhh. is that a guy cus they look like they have stubble. damn, britney is a whore who sold her soul to the media many years ago. she cut her own hair off and made her own choices. the fact she can't sing and has to mime sums her up as the puppet she is. this person is gonna have real issues adjusting to life.

[snowblind]

this is actually a dude. his name is chris cocker his youtube page is a narsasistic abuse of the internet. with his opinions and him in drag.

sad

[happiestmferoutthere]

:cool:

[cannabis campbell]

Could be some kind of weird trans-sexual or maybe chris as in christina? Never know...

[delusionsofNORMALity]

:S2: :S2: :S2: :S2:
i'm not sure whether to laugh or run screaming for the hills. in case you haven't guessed, i chose to laugh hysterically until my mind ripped into four separate but equal pieces.

[slipknotpsycho]

i think this thing is fake.... and if so he's getting exactly what he wanted.... in one day he's generated like 16,000 comments... he's getting one every few seconds....

[BizzleLuvin]

his/her face would make a great place to store my vomit

[delusionsofNORMALity]

his/her face would make a great place to store my vomit

do you often find a use for your old vomit? the thought of storing it up has never crossed my mind before, but now that you've brought it up (pardon the extremely bad pun) i am seriously considering seeking a secure spot to cache my own.

[ghosty]

wow, someone needs to get slapped the fuck back to sanity... no one should EVER care that much about britney spears aside from her own fam

[cannabis campbell]

Wow slip I only just noticed that since you said it the video was uploaded only yesterday getting comments every few seconds over 16,000 already..

Views: 876,855
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Comments: 16971
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Favorited: 2331 times

:eek:!

[EbelEyes]

That is some funny shit! :D

[ganjzilla]

haha ghosty is right...no person should care that much about any celebrity unless related

[slipknotpsycho]

haha ghosty is right...no person should care that much about any celebrity unless related

have you seen the bitch? not even her own family should :jointsmile:

[Skrappie]

I clicked on this link expecting to read something about her being treated poorly in the media, cause i agree.

I saw the video screen shoot and got the hebee jeebees. WTF is that thing?

[slipknotpsycho]

Wow slip I only just noticed that since you said it the video was uploaded only yesterday getting comments every few seconds over 16,000 already..

Views: 876,855
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Comments: 16971
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Favorited: 2331 times

:eek:!

nearly 18,000 now...

just hit 18,000...

[slipknotpsycho]

omfg....

Breaking News | Latest News | Current News - FOXNews.com (http://www.foxnews.com/)

look at the right, just scroll down a bit...

[slipknotpsycho]

hit 19,000 going on 20,000....

jesus.

[ganjzilla]

have you seen the bitch? not even her own family should :jointsmile:

ok ive thought about it and ur right...u see the pic of her with paris hilton when she was all coked up...dude talks professionalism in this video..."since when is professional for a pop singer to go out and get coked up with paris hilton and forget to wear underwear and show u deathly vag to the world"

[FakeBoobsRule]

I saw this earlier today on tyler durden and I only watched the first 30 seconds before it gave me a headache and made me want to find an open window. I knew it was going to make its way here and I was going to warn people not to watch this as you will never get back those 2 and 1/2 minutes.

Crybaby, Brit needs to own her actions. She is trash and a screwed up person all on her own, no one else's fault.

Wow, Brit is not aging well at all. Next year she will be on celebrity fit club.

[rebgirl420]

hahah I saw this earler today also on E!. I laughed my ass off.

Shes a freakin' mess. Her body isnt that bad BUT you would suspect that since she has so much cash she could shell out a few hundred for a personal trainer.

She's going to be the next Courtney Love.

[Purple Banana]

Yeah, she defininitely looked like she was on some sort of 'substance,' she just looked so dazed, slow, and confused. I feel bad for her, but then I realize she needs to GET OUT of the spotlight for a while, and really really get the psychiatric help she needs.

[Dave Byrd]

My wife said this out loud the other night after flipping past that music show. I probably can't quote it as well as she said it, but her family hails from Louisiana and she knows the type. "Under any other circumstances than pop music, Britney would be where she's meant to, which is hanging out the side door of a double-wide in rural Louisiana with a cigarette hanging from her lips, sagging breasts and a muffin-top belly pooching out of a tank top over tattered jeans, shaggy pink, dirty house slippers and a couple of toddlers with mullets rolling around in the red dirt down below the cinder-block trailer steps."

You have to admit, it's the more correct setting for the poor girl.

[MadSativa]

im too high for that video... shit freaked me out

For real like blair witch or sumthin .............I am too high for that too.......almost shot my computer screen, and I had that shit look on my face for too long when I clicked that vid

[SouthPole]

there are so many more important things in this world to care about...i mean damn its the anniversary of sept. 11, and this country is waist deep in shit in iraq, and this dude starts bawling about how mistreated some millionaire that makes shitty music is. :wtf:

[Skanky Spice]

the bitch has lost it, tbqh.
that was supposed to be her comeback? she looked like she was at a rehearsal....not really trying, just trying to remember the moves. it was really pitiful. OMG the look on 50 Cent's face....PRICELESS!! he was so lost, just like the rest of us. aside from her horrible "dance moves," she had a bad outfit. she should've listened to mtv and gone with the corset. and it was really stupid of her to do the extensions by herself. apparently she ran off the stage yelling, "I looked like a pig!" or something to that extent. what a horrible thing to say.........she shouldn't insult a pig like that:p
SouthPole, you are absolutely right. we have boys dying in iraq, and this guy whines about shitney spears. where have peoples priorities[sp?] gone......

[ncnavguy]

manstasch?

[Mr. Bubbles]

Well... all I can say... is...

Michael Jackson may have competition.

[snowblind]

i think we should send that guy to iraq, in full drag with an sa 80. that'll scre the fuck out of them cus he'll be packin heat in the place they least expect. its guys like this why i ditched my emo hair. 2 years ago

peace

[snowblind]

ha ha ha damn mtv Machinist: Tech Blog, Tech News, Technology Articles - Salon (http://machinist.salon.com/blog/2007/09/11/spears_viacom/index.html)

[KingOfMyWorld]

Obsess much? Holy jesus what is wrong with people? This poor he/she needs to learn not to get so worked up over the forgotten daughter of the Beverly Hillbillies.

Somebody should send this dude a bit of the green to calm them down. How does one become this obsessed with somebody? :wtf:


I did notice just a minute ago when I wanted to see what went wrong with Spears at the VMA's that MTV and Viacom have ordered youtube to remove the videos from the site. But they'll be back before hours end.

[snowblind]

it gets worse ........

MySpace.com - Chris Crocker - 19 - Male - Real Bitch Island - www.myspace.com/itschriscrocker (http://www.myspace.com/itschriscrocker)

[HighTillIDie]

i'd still hit it...

lie and say you wouldn't

and yes, we would both share a dooby and a natty light, after

[beachguy in thongs]

this is actually a dude. his name is chris cocker his youtube page is a narsasistic abuse of the internet. with his opinions and him in drag.

sad

I was scared of that. :fish:

[cannabis campbell]

Is she supposed to be famous or something?

[HighTillIDie]

...britney spears, or the queer?

[cannabis campbell]

the queer haha I know who britney spears is :p but it seems like the other person is famous in a way having been on tv and everything??

I thought it was just another random you-tuber

[HighTillIDie]

i have been forced to watch a music video made by the queer in question, so i imagine they are popular through myspace/youtube/being a complete douchy moron

EDIT:mmmmmm britney spears... before my life is over, i vow to meet and mount that skanky blonde

[cannabis campbell]

Lol she used to be the most popular pop star, talented young innocent and pretty but now its the total opposite bad dishonest druggie who breaks the law and doesnt look after her kids properly! (Damn I hope that person doesnt read this post she will kill me!)

[HighTillIDie]

i smoke weed and get my dog high... i am not much better than her (or at all)

mmmmm

[KingOfMyWorld]

Uh, wow what a fun filled myspace page. :wtf:

I guess this person is at the height of their life now, all over CNN & other news stations, I'll be real surprised if he doesn't start making the rounds on his very own MTV reality show in the near future. :rolleyes:

I'd really like to see if Britney has any thoughts on this joke of a person.

[thecreator]

Thank god!! I saw this on AOTS and I wanted it and totally forgot about it.......Man I love this post op transsexual God bless it!

[thecreator]

I was looking around and I don't think he's kidding......does anyone feel that way? He just puts so much passion into his um performances, is that what were calling it? I swear if they make this shit into a mini series littered with product placement I'm done...with him, youtube the whole lot!!!!!!!!!Sorry about the double post

[snowblind]

i think hes genuine. like i think he genuinely think hes christ. i sent him an email sayin that flock of seaguls looked shit in the 80/90's and there hair cuts dont look any better 17 years on

as of yet ...

no reply

[KingOfMyWorld]

i think hes genuine. like i think he genuinely think hes christ. i sent him an email sayin that flock of seaguls looked shit in the 80/90's and there hair cuts dont look any better 17 years on

as of yet ...

no reply

Now you can't honestly expect a big superstar like him to answer his own email can you. :lol5:

I'm sure it's a real cry for help, if it's really all about the Britney, I wonder on that one, but if they truly believe it more power to them.

[Mr. Bubbles]

Sep 12 2007 8:24A

That's cool your video made it on tv. No doubt Britney saw it. I'm with you, i have LOVED her for years!! She is one of the most "real" famous people out there. She just wants everyone to get off her back & appreciate her talent. Yea her performance wasn't the best, she looked really nervous, gee i wonder why, i would be too with this cruel judgemental world & all the bullshit they talk about her, poor thing. And in conclusion EVERYONE OUT THERE WHO TALKED SHIT ABOUT HER BODY, SHUT THE FU*K UP BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU WOULD KILL TO HAVE THAT BODY AFTER 2 KIDS!!!! GOOD LUCK BRITNEY & GOOOOOO CHRIS!

That's one of the comments on his myspace...

People really like Britney?

[TOOL9]

:thumbsup:this video was hilarious!

[blunt smoker]

Holy shit that bitch is FUCKED! rofl, I'd say that's the craziest bitch I've ever seen, but then I remembered I have seen some fuckin' CRAZY bitches.

That chick's either a wannabe actress/YouTube celeb, or she is truly psychotic. The point in the video that makes me think this is fake is the part at 1:39, where she seems to run out of stuff to say for her YouTube video so she keeps repeating LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.. or that's just the drug that's stoning her out of her skull, who knows.

I ran across one of these psychotic bitches not too long ago, oh wait I dated her.. I mean...

[HighTillIDie]

Holy shit that bitch is FUCKED! rofl, I'd say that's the craziest bitch I've ever seen, but then I remembered I have seen some fuckin' CRAZY bitches.

That chick's either a wannabe actress/YouTube celeb, or she is truly psychotic. The point in the video that makes me think this is fake is the part at 1:39, where she seems to run out of stuff to say for her YouTube video so she keeps repeating LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.. or that's just the drug that's stoning her out of her skull, who knows.

I ran across one of these psychotic bitches not too long ago, oh wait I dated her.. I mean...

bwahahahahahahahah

[thecreator]

That's one of the comments on his myspace...

People really like Britney?

Damn I see your fully invested in this.
Have you ever though that stuff like this was leaked by the Britteny Corp. and all of this is some career boost and by all of us watching and mocking her are apart of the plan?Yea I dont buy it :D

[delusionsofNORMALity]

just saw the press release and found out that britney will be teaming up with michael jackson and vanilla ice a six month tour of the mid-west. joining the trio on their "has-beens and wanna-bes" tour will be geri halliwell and the new kids on the block. concert dates and venues have yet to be released, but tickets are already on sale and at $1.95 this may be the cheapest night of bad entertainment you'll ever have the chance to avoid.

[thecreator]

Hey mate where did you see that?

[snowblind]

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ man i gotta get to that. sounds like a stoning is in order and not the kid that requires doritios and pepsi

damn i hate the uk for discontinuing mountain dew, that is the best shit ever.

BLUNT SMOKER hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllloooo ooooooooooooooooolllllllllll

DID YOU NOT SEE HIS STUBBLE

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL L

[delusionsofNORMALity]

Hey mate where did you see that?
i'm not sure, but it might have been the entertainment section of the onion. if you'd like i'll get you a couple of back row seats and a bottle of chloroform.

[Nation_1ne]

I'd tap it..............

[EbelEyes]

i'd still hit it...

lie and say you wouldn't

and yes, we would both share a dooby and a natty light, after

I would not fuck her.

[HighTillIDie]

geez i'm not saying i'd eat it

[Nation_1ne]

Holy shit that bitch is FUCKED! rofl, I'd say that's the craziest bitch I've ever seen, but then I remembered I have seen some fuckin' CRAZY bitches.

That chick's either a wannabe actress/YouTube celeb, or she is truly psychotic. The point in the video that makes me think this is fake is the part at 1:39, where she seems to run out of stuff to say for her YouTube video so she keeps repeating LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.. or that's just the drug that's stoning her out of her skull, who knows.

I ran across one of these psychotic bitches not too long ago, oh wait I dated her.. I mean...

"Dude looks like a lady". That is no female I can assure you.


geez i'm not saying i'd eat it

Lmao, crude but funny.

[LazySmoking420]

glumbert.com - Leave Britney Alone! (http://www.glumbert.com/media/leavebritneyalone)

Sorry if this has already been posted. I know you've prolly heard this by now, But get a load of this.

I crack up every time.

Is this for real or an act?

[PaRanOiD81]

lol thats the funniest shit I've seen in ages lol... fucking tweekers lol!

[cannabis campbell]

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[1puff2puff3puff]

Oh my gosh my 2yr old was CRACKING UP!!! Thats crazy!!!

[blunt smoker]

THE UNSEEN FOOTAGE!!

MySpaceTV: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! pt.1 by Chris Crocker (http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=17979243)

[blunt smoker]

"Dude looks like a lady". That is no female I can assure you.


bwahahahahahahahah

lol I know, I was being an ass.

[RollenJoynts]

Wow, she's pretty sexy.

I mean, psychotic.

Rofl.
Thats a fucking guy.

[Nation_1ne]

Rofl.
Thats a fucking guy.

Even better!

[smokerofweed420]

The thing is that guy is actually serious. The first time I watched it I thought it was supposed to be funny and the dude was acting. Either way though its hilarious as fuck. I mean just the thought of it is funny, a grown man wearing eyeliner screaming and crying because people are ridiculing Britney's performance at the vma's. That dude has no fucking life if he is that concerned with a celebrity he doesn't even know personally. ROFLMFAO!!!!

[ghosty]

umm... yeah there's clearly another post of this already discussed a lil further down

[mamma puffpuff420]

[quote=LazySmoking420]glumbert.com - Leave Britney Alone! (http://www.glumbert.com/media/leavebritneyalone)

Sorry if this has already been posted. I know you've prolly heard this by now, But get a load of this.

I crack up every time.

Is this for real or an act?[/QUOTE

give me a break
yah id say
TWEEKER :yippee:


but i do agree on leaveing britt alone
if i never heard her name again
it would make me happy

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

What. the. fucking. hell?

[NteeM]

Dude, that's a dude....

[stinkyattic]

I merged these... :D
Man, Brit is a disaster. I hope her nanny is a better parent than she probably is... those poor kids; reproducing as a career boost (yes, I'm convinced it was simply either a career move or a compulsion brought on by mental illness) is sickening. I can't believe anyone would want her to be the mother of their child.
I hate to say it, but it would almost be for the good of the kids if Brit met the same fate as Anna, and they were given entirely to their father, and never knew her when they were old enough to understand what a mess she was.

[slipknotpsycho]

wow... nearly 60,000 comments now.

[KingOfMyWorld]

:wtf:

I couldn't be bothered to jump off a building if I lost my family members, why would you do it for a celebrity that doesn't even know you're name? The more I watch this dude, the more I can't figure out if they need to be medicated or are playing us all for a fool, but I'm leaning towards medication. :confused:

Would it really be a loss if this dude jumped off a building should something happen to Spears?

[LIP]

Someone pass me a steel.

Why has noone put it out of its misery??

[delusionsofNORMALity]

but you can't help watching it, can you? it's like a train wreck in slow motion or lou costello in the midst of auto-erotic asphyxiation. sad, humorous and disgusting all at the same time.

[snowblind]

theres like a prelogue on myspace tv its worse. he actually cares.

no loss at all, its pretty sad.

no reply to my email either

[HighTillIDie]

DAMN stinky, you hope britney shares anna nicoles fate... w t f

that is awful for everyone involved... i think the kids are better with the nanny, and having two tard parents, than just k-fed

and for the record... i think she had the kids just like most 20-26 year old chicks... because they want one like fuckin morons.

[stinkyattic]

Aww HTID that's not what I said... it would ALMOST be better.
I hope it would be obvious that I don't wish harm upon her, but growing up in the custody of a mother who suffers from untreated mental illness plus I suspect substance abuse as well PLUS all the crazy shit that comes along with celebrity.... those children will have NO stability in their lives, and that's what kids need the most.
She had NO business bringing children- living, breathing human beings- into the disaster she lives.
At least stupid Paris has the class to confine herself to chihuahas... for now, at least.

[HighTillIDie]

she should offer angelina and brad the kids... they like charity right?

[stinkyattic]

she should offer angelina and brad the kids... they like charity right?
That is a good idea. You're a nice guy.

[HighTillIDie]

That is a good idea. You're a nice guy.


i know, i can't help it... i come up with amazing thoughts of brilliance, if only i could bottle my genius, and sell it to the less fortunate countries, so that they might develop more peacefully, and properly

[cannabis campbell]

Wow i bet this persons glad video been on youtube for 2 days already got, over 4 million views, and nearly 60 thousand comments :eek:

[jdmarcus59]

:S2: :S2: :S2: :S2:
i'm not sure whether to laugh or run screaming for the hills. in case you haven't guessed, i chose to laugh hysterically until my mind ripped into four separate but equal pieces.

hey delusion of NORMALITY we do have somthing in commen we
both love the same singer:)

[PaRanOiD81]

I would think hes probably rather bothered by it, unless hes going to turn out to be a real fag and then hes probably been used to people shittin all over him, becuase if they didn't before, people sure will now. That is the funniest shit and no one told brittney to open her legs to KFed, anyone could have told her he was a scumbag. Thats like those white people you see in horror movies going into the haunted house which 3 people just died so they can check it out for themselves

[pass_the_dubbie]

Wow i bet this persons glad video been on youtube for 2 days already got, over 4 million views, and nearly 60 thousand comments :eek:
I was pretty happy when my video entitled "hardcore porn" reached a million hits on youtube, it was a thrilling 15second clip of a match being lit. I had to withdraw it....couldnt handle the fame.....old ladies beating me with there handbags in the streets because they wanted hardcore porn but had to watch a match being struck.



...yeah i dunno either, i cooked my first batch of brownies today and they went down a treat

[EbelEyes]

YouTube - Chris Crocker - Back up, Britney haters! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=dohJmVKcgQM)

For everyone who still thinks that this is an act, get a load of this guys room.

[slipknotpsycho]

YouTube - Chris Crocker - Back up, Britney haters! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=dohJmVKcgQM)

For everyone who still thinks that this is an act, get a load of this guys room.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cY_QDvS1amY

[Hempfester]

Lu2mcWwUiR0

Check out chris's dad at the end of this clip rofl

Loooool 4.8 mil views and going strong!

[Veratyr Star]

Rofl that dad scene was great


Watch some of his other vids that are linked on the side.

This kid has lost his mind... or he has never had one.

[KingOfMyWorld]

and for the record... i think she had the kids just like most 20-26 year old chicks... because they want one like fuckin morons.

More like she wanted a latex free ride.


And seriously, this dude just keeps getting funnier and funnier everyday. And the "dad" that, that's good, definitely better than the kid from Brooklyn. :S2:

I don't know what it is, but you can't help but laugh, and even scarier is, you can't help but watch anytime somebody links you to a video with this nut in it.