Please question my survey (micepace)

[angry nomad]

Please question this survey

Here are the answers:

1. Yes.

2. No.

3. That is ridiculous.

4. Only when I am asleep.

5. LOL

6. No, Britney Spears has no talent.

7. No more Lindsey Lohan questions, either.

8. Of course Bush is a fascist.

9. Okay, that question is just disgusting.

10. 17

11. Is it bad if I don't remember her name?

12. It has to do with a paperclip, and a silver cigar.

13. Peace, of course.

14. Of course it matters.

15. ALWAYS.

16. Not anymore.

17. One word: Revolution

18. It would have to be lychee!

19. The truth.

20. Nazi Germany or Ancient Rome.

21. Plants.

[cannabis campbell]

Ok seeing as you have already put down the answers here are the questions...

are you a homosexual
1. Yes.

have you ever kissed a girl before
2. No.

I dont believe it, kissing girls is nice!!
3. That is ridiculous.

Do you ever piss anywhere else apart from the toilet?
4. Only when I am asleep.

...
5. LOL

Do you like britney spears
6. No, Britney Spears has no talent.

errr...
7. No more Lindsey Lohan questions, either.

Do you think bush is sexy?
8. Of course Bush is a fascist.

Ever had sex with a woman?
9. Okay, that question is just disgusting.

How old are you
10. 17

Whos your mother?
11. Is it bad if I don't remember her name?

How do you make your sex toys
12. It has to do with a paperclip, and a silver cigar.

What do you like in bed?
13. Peace, of course.

Does being gay matter?
14. Of course it matters.

Do you ever premature ejeculate?
15. ALWAYS.

Never found girls attractive?
16. Not anymore.

How come you changed then!!??
17. One word: Revolution

Favourite food to eat of men?
18. It would have to be lychee!

What did you tell me all this?
19. The truth.

Favourite sex themes?
20. Nazi Germany or Ancient Rome.

Where else do you piss on then?
21. Plants.

hahaha :D you asked for it.

[LaZ]

LMAO! nice job

[angry nomad]

Ok seeing as you have already put down the answers here are the questions...

are you a homosexual
1. Yes.

have you ever kissed a girl before
2. No.

I dont believe it, kissing girls is nice!!
3. That is ridiculous.

Do you ever piss anywhere else apart from the toilet?
4. Only when I am asleep.

...
5. LOL

Do you like britney spears
6. No, Britney Spears has no talent.

errr...
7. No more Lindsey Lohan questions, either.

Do you think bush is sexy?
8. Of course Bush is a fascist.

Ever had sex with a woman?
9. Okay, that question is just disgusting.

How old are you
10. 17

Whos your mother?
11. Is it bad if I don't remember her name?

How do you make your sex toys
12. It has to do with a paperclip, and a silver cigar.

What do you like in bed?
13. Peace, of course.

Does being gay matter?
14. Of course it matters.

Do you ever premature ejeculate?
15. ALWAYS.

Never found girls attractive?
16. Not anymore.

How come you changed then!!??
17. One word: Revolution

Favourite food to eat of men?
18. It would have to be lychee!

What did you tell me all this?
19. The truth.

Favourite sex themes?
20. Nazi Germany or Ancient Rome.

Where else do you piss on then?
21. Plants.

hahaha :D you asked for it.

But you didn't it's like Jeopardy, the answers are the questions! :cool:

[stinkyattic]

Do you have a life outside canncom?
1. Yes.

Do you have proof of aforementioned life?
2. No.

Your neighbors told me they saw you bringing a skid of compost into your house.
3. That is ridiculous.

Come ON, are you EVER not thinking about cannabis?
4. Only when I am asleep.

Loser
5. LOL

Can I distract you with some American pop music?
6. No, Britney Spears has no talent.

But... but... but...
7. No more Lindsey Lohan questions, either.

Do you consider cultivation to be a form of civil disobedience? (I have to add punctuation to make it fit.. sorry )
8. Of course; Bush is a fascist.

Okay well even though he may be a fascist, do you think he might someday have value as fertilizer?
9. Okay, that question is just disgusting.

How young is too young to be so completely obsessed by weed?
10. 17

Which of the plants you've flowered has been your favorite?
11. Is it bad if I don't remember her name?

Do you keep any lucky toking artifacts? And is there a story behind them?
12. It has to do with a paperclip, and a silver cigar.

If you could have one wish, what would it be?
13. Peace, of course.

Does it matter HOW peace is attained?
14. Of course it matters.

Will you still work for it even if you don't see an end in sight?
15. ALWAYS.

Do you consider yourself a cynical person?
16. Not anymore.

Why not?
17. One word: Revolution

Okay okay okay I get it already... so... what's your favorite flavor of Goya drinks?
18. It would have to be lychee!

Come on, your kidding... or is that the truth?
19. The truth.

Since you can't be serious, it's back to the peace one... Do you think our present civilization has an analogous one somewhere else in history, and if so, what would it be?
20. Nazi Germany or Ancient Rome.

Is there something you'd rather be talking about instead of politics?
21. Plants.

[angry nomad]

Wow stinky that was effin witty.

[stinkyattic]

As was the thread!
You set em up... I'll knock em down bro.
Fucking Massholes, eh? They have the gift of gab :D

[Mr. Bubbles]

Are You Stoned?
1. Yes.

Do You Support Bush?
2. No.

But Bush Is A Good President!
3. That is ridiculous.

Do You Dream?
4. Only when I am asleep.

What Is The Common Internet Lingo Version of 'Laugh Out Loud'?
5. LOL

Would You Pay To Receive Fellatio From Britney Spears?
6. No, Britney Spears has no talent.

Would You Pay To Receive Fellatio From Lindsey Lohan?
7. No more Lindsey Lohan questions, either.

"The Constitution Is Just A Piece of Paper"
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8. Of course Bush is a fascist.

Would You Pay To Receive Fellatio From George W. Bush?
9. Okay, that question is just disgusting.

How Many Times Have You Seen A Leprechaun?
10. 17

Do You Remember Your Mother's Aunt's Great Great Grandfather's Sister's Name?
11. Is it bad if I don't remember her name?

What Did The WOMD's In Iraq Consist of?
12. It has to do with a paperclip, and a silver cigar.

What Is George W. Bush Really Against?
13. Peace, of course.

Does That Matter?
14. Of course it matters.

How Frequently Should We Impeach Stupid People?
15. ALWAYS.

If You Voted For Bush, Do You Still Stand By Your Vote?
16. Not anymore.

How Should We Go About Ridding The World of Bush?
17. One word: Revolution

What Is The Sole Member of The Genus Litchi In The Soapberry Family Sapindaceae?
18. It would have to be lychee!

What Should People Know About Cannabis?
19. The truth.

What Does The Bush Regime Remind You Of?
20. Nazi Germany or Ancient Rome.

What Do People Grow In Their Garden?
21. Plants.

[cannabis campbell]

Must be an american thing I've never heard of jeopordy?

[stinkyattic]

Would You Pay To Receive Fellatio From Britney Spears?
6. No, Britney Spears has no talent.
May I take it that you are aware of Brits talent, or lack thereof, in the fellatio department?

[angry nomad]

Must be an american thing I've never heard of jeopordy?

Sorry. It's a American TV game show. The questions are answers, so you have to answer in the form of a question. Does that answer your question?

[Mr. Bubbles]

May I take it that you are aware of Brits talent, or lack thereof, in the fellatio department?

Heard by word of mouth. ;)

[Nation_1ne]

Do you like milk?

1. Yes.

[beachguy in thongs]

1. Will you ramble off twenty more nonsensical answers?