create my ideal day

[IThinkIamFeelingit]

The next poster will continue the day with one sentence...and the next the same.....and after that and so on and so forth.:jointsmile:

I will start it out...this should work..maybe not. LOL

I woke up and got smacked by a piece of vegetarian bacon.

[weedmaster]

by a beautiful redhead with a beard

[Nochowderforyou]

and with that beard, she tickled my balls...

[IThinkIamFeelingit]

For my act of kindness for the day...I shaved her beard with a butter knife

[weedmaster]

and used the hair to make a spliff.

[cannabis campbell]

The spliff got me soo high and then I pulled something outta my ass it was a ...

[Nochowderforyou]

Lightbulb, so I threw it at an Emo kid, and he...

[weedmaster]

condom.

[thcbongman]

blew it in a balloon, and threw it towards...

[Blitzed]

A midget, and then the midget started..

[cannabis campbell]

to strip because he was..

[rocktheganj]

the presidents stripper

[Nochowderforyou]

who was really his mom, and he...

[Nation_1ne]

ate cheese

[cannabis campbell]

and then he hung himself :).

[Nochowderforyou]

for sexual pleasure, but he accidently...

[mattisnotonfire]

Poked himself in the eye, so then he...

[happiestmferoutthere]

yelled " OW!! My eye" And then he called...

[cannabis campbell]

the police

[rocktheganj]

they were like ahhh, its just a bunch of potheads, cause weed was legal, and then they...

[happiestmferoutthere]

Beat the midget senseless. Then..

[king of the world]

they took a shit on him and left to...

[rocktheganj]

do bong hits cause weed was still legal.... and then they....

[ghosty]

ordered a pizza cause they had the munchies, but when the pizza got there..

[rocktheganj]

it was hidde from that 70's show and then

[wil86]

the noid appeared and destroyed the pizza and then peed on an antique rug which became...

[ghosty]

a magic carpet and flew them off to..

[IThinkIamFeelingit]

the playboy mansion where there were she males that...

[wil86]

tied up the heff and stole his...

[rantingsweed]

balls

[ghosty]

in his final breath, hef managed to shout "dont let those damned she-males desicrate the bunnies!" so they...

[Blitzed]

all pulled out AK's to mow down the she-males only to find out they were ZOMBIE SHE-MALES!!!

[happiestmferoutthere]

So they called in Reb the Zombie Killer and she...

[Blitzed]

took over the position of, Queen Bunny!

[affasd]

Then ronald mcdonald

[tootsie roll]

stepped in with the big mac and

[SecretAgentBluntman]

and then everbody's munchies kicked in and they started to drool...

[Blitzed]

a giant puddle the size of an ocean

[IThinkIamFeelingit]

was found at the bottom of my pants leg, then

[Reefer Rogue]

someone called 555-5555

[RollenJoynts]

which is the marijuana addiction hotline and your operator, Bud S. Moker, directed you to a private counselor

[friendowl]

then the blind man picked up a hammer and saw

[geonagual]

and started swinging it at the head shop, then..

[Rhymenocerus]

dropped it on his foot, and yelled....

[Blitzed]

nothing.. because he was mute, then the man went on a blood thirsty rampage armed only with a bong

[4twentE]

which had a powerful smoke bomb effect that choked anyone near it and got them...

[mattisnotonfire]

and a thomas the tank engine badge, so he got happy and

[Blitzed]

masturbated profusely, while everyone watched in horror.

[mauichick]

Then a really hot chick walked in and...

[rocktheganj]

whipped out her dick cause she was a she-male too, and then

[Blitzed]

then a whole army of stoned she-male, playboy bunny, zombies showed up