I Fell Off My Horse....While She Was Standing Still

[Weedhound]

Is that pathetic or what? And yes, I was blazed.

She put her head down to grab some grass and I toppled right off the front. I thought it was funny but she was NOT amused. :wtf:

[wil86]

Haha! This reminds me of the time my friend was on his stationary moped chating to us and he had both feet on the ped and suddenly lost balance and toppled over. Only time ive seen someone crash a stationary viechle. Haha!

[Weedhound]

God we stoners are sad.....you should have seen her face when she looked up from the grass and we were eye to eye. :eek:

[stinkyattic]

You are a klutz! Goodness. You need one of those medieval jousting saddles. Let me find a pic.

Medieval & Renaissance Jousting Saddles (http://americanmilitarysaddle.com/medieval.html)

[Weedhound]

Hey those are GREAT! But I'd also need sides....you know like bedrails or something.

Jeez...jousting....even with a big honkin stick it'd still be hard to get someone out of one of those saddles.

BUT....I COULD mow my opponent down with my car.....what do you think?? :D

[stinkyattic]

Car? Honey mead? Weedhound? Add a lance to that combination and you'll be tilting at utility poles in no time!!!

[Weedhound]

Yeah...it's tricky....but I have a pretty big car.... :D

[stinkyattic]

I figure you've taught your horse to drive by now...

[Weedhound]

Did you just DRAW THAT??? That is absolutely HYSTERICAL!!!

Stinky, you get the prize.....that made my day. :thumbsup:

[stinkyattic]

No, bad Sharpie renderings of driving horses with knights on the roof are ALL OVER the internet!!!! :D

[Weedhound]

I just showed my hubby.....he's still laughing too....That's really great.....you have talent as well. :thumbsup:

[stinkyattic]

pish posh, I am a talentless hack.
Actually I DO draw quite a bit, there's a gallery in the art room. Sharpie is one of my preferred media... however, car-jousting is not a common subject...

[Chronisseur]

HAHA! Weedhound, shall you join my clan of kluzt?:D

I didnt know you were a sharpie artist Stink?

[stinkyattic]

http://boards.cannabis.com/art-graphic-design/117170-miss-stinkys-art-gallery.html
Judge for yo'self.

[Chronisseur]

WOW! That's pretty damn impressive:thumbsup:
I WAS gonna say I draw a lil bit, but I aint sayin' NATHAN now!:D

[ganjzilla]

wow great art work there stinky..bravo to you, and dang weedhound u should really pay more attention haha...that must have been a hilarious scene, horses scare me a little though...dont wanna end up like christopher reeves or anything :/

[Weedhound]

jeez I just looked at that again pic and I'm still laughing....

An artist who draws in sharpie is brave indeed....:thumbsup:

I'll be gone today but will check out the gallery tonight. :)

[Reefer Rogue]

Haha, the horse may not have been amused but I am :D

Unlucky though, hope it didn't hurt. I like horseriding, it's pretty chill, i've never gone blazed before though.

It's all bout the gallop.

[ghosty]

I figure you've taught your horse to drive by now...

HAHAHA nice drawing stinky, that made my day! :wtf::D

[Weedhound]

WOW! That's pretty damn impressive:thumbsup:
I WAS gonna say I draw a lil bit, but I aint sayin' NATHAN now!:D

Yep....that about sums it up for me too. :D

Ganzilla....seriously....I thought I WAS paying attention.... :stoned:

[Blitzed]

Ive always wanted to buy a horse, I think in the long run its cheaper, and my environmentally friendly than a car. But im not sure how my dealer would feel if I strolled up to his house and left Poncho tied to his light pole...

[Mohksha]

Is it cool to ride around on a horse blazed? that sounds like fun

[Weedhound]

Poncho....I miss that horse... :D It WOULD be extremely inconspicuous don't you think? Really who's going to notice the drugs when everybody is busy looking at the horse?

[Blitzed]

Poncho....I miss that horse... :D It WOULD be extremely inconspicuous don't you think? Really who's going to notice the drugs when everybody is busy looking at the horse?

Yeah seriously! Plus I dont think I could get a DUI on a horse, I mean Im not driving it, its got a mind of its own.

PS. you had a horse named Poncho? If so you are so lucky! :thumbsup:

[Weedhound]

Yes, if you can trust the horse.....I had one...(still have her...retired) who bucked me off 7 times.....just because she thought it was funny.:wtf: Then when I was finally able to beat her at that game she got into the habit of turning around and biting me on the knee when she got mad. It was a long LONG time before I got on that horse after toking but eventually...... now....alot (easier horse. ;))

[Weedhound]

Yeah seriously! Plus I dont think I could get a DUI on a horse, I mean Im not driving it, its got a mind of its own.

PS. you had a horse named Poncho? If so you are so
lucky! :thumbsup:

And if you get on them and don't steer or anything they'll automatically start heading home. :thumbsup:

No sorry....just joking there. Never met a horse named Poncho in my life....maybe a dog or two (used to have a nice horse named Baxter)

somehow I didn't do that right......:cool: better....not great....

[stinkyattic]

Iden - Belgian - Petfinder.com PetNotes (http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=8653093)

Hey Weedhound... check out this sexy fella. When I finally get my ass up the Vermont and pick up a nice little chunk of land, I'll be looking at getting a nice Belgian or Belgian cross. I love the sweet draft horse personality. And this guy is a LOOKER too.

[the joint meister]

damn stinky you can draw pretty good, +rep for u


peace out TjM

[stinkyattic]

Aww shucks, thanks!

[Weedhound]

Here's our girl that we had for years....lost her about 2 years ago. I LOVE the draft horses.....all of them......any of them....
the temperament is unbeatable in the "gentle giants" and as for riding them.....it's like being on a big moving couch. :thumbsup:

You know what's coming right?

THAT BEING SAID.......IF you get one keep in these things in mind (and they ALL relate to the size of the animal)

1. Special sized saddle or no saddle
2. special sized blanket etc...often have to special order unless you are lucky enough to live next to a tack store that caters to the drafts.....we weren't
3. Special sized bit, bridle and halter, again usually having to hunt for such items.
4. Eats LOTS.....does everything in LOTS
5. Special sized shoes and a special shoer who's willing to deal with the drafts (heavy horse....heavy shoe.....heavy work)
6. They'll fit in a standard sized 2 horse trailor IF it's extra tall and you don't have a middle......in other words.....SPECIAL TRAILER. They do NOT travel with other horses in a standard trailer.....they weigh too much and just plain take up too much room.
7. Make sure said horse has been trained as a riding horse.....not just to drive as many of them are.

[Weedhound]

That horse is INDEED a beauty.....I don't have any plans for another draft horse these days but if I did....most likely it would be a Shire. :thumbsup:

[Weedhound]

and a PS to Blitzed....we went to take our horses to the dentist today.....went to put one in an extra stall at the vets barn and I SWEAR TO GOD the little sign next to that stall said "Home of Poncho F......" I IMMEDIATELY thought of you. :thumbsup:

[Blitzed]

and a PS to Blitzed....we went to take our horses to the dentist today.....went to put one in an extra stall at the vets barn and I SWEAR TO GOD the little sign next to that stall said "Home of Poncho F......" I IMMEDIATELY thought of you. :thumbsup:

haha! Thats awesome, Im glad I graced your thoughts today.

[Weedhound]

I actually almost turned around and said something to the dentist about it before I caught myself. :) (Hey look....I was talking to someone on Cann.com the other day and.....) :wtf:

[Blitzed]

I dont know why I want a horse named Poncho, just some cannabis induced idea, that formulated to a dream..

[Weedhound]

Well he's out there somewhere.....his stall was empty..... :D

[Blitzed]

Probally roaming in a sea of green, flirting with all the chickies, living his horsey life

[Weedhound]

maybe munching on a bit of the green himself eh? :jointsmile:

[Blitzed]

I would only hope so! He deserves it, cause I bet he is just a kick ass horse... or hes old and dead lmao.. :wtf: