n00b Needs Help!

[MJWolf]

Ok, I've been reading this forum for hours and I've got two specific questions...

1) With the dilution method, what are the Tums/Rolaids for and how are they used?

I'm female, 5'1", 200 lbs, clean for 7 months and smoked Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights this week...I have a pre-employement drug test coming up that I just found out about tonight, although I don't know when it will be.

2) Is there a chance that dilution will work, or should I not risk it and go synth instead?

Thanks in advance!

[Photogeek]

From reading, it sounds like Rolaids are used just so you don't have mad stomachaches from all the crap you are putting in yor body before the test (aspirin, vitamins). Believe me, I have been taking Detox 7 and cranberry pills and my stomach can't wait till I can get high again to settle it down....

On the other question..I don't have an answer, as I myself am trying to get clean as I can before the test. I would love to sub, as I have a BF who doesn't smoke (but prob. just did coke this last weekend)...but I know myself..I will do something stupid and get caught. The frickin' job isn't worth it in my mind...I'll find something else. I am only speaking for myself though, as it sounds like us ladies might be able to get away with it much easier than the boys...

[MJWolf]

I did a test with a 2oz shampoo bottle few minutes ago, not to be gross...but it fits perfectly - on its side held "between the lips", and seems like that would keep it the right temperature, just like a guy putting the bottle in his taint.

[FakeBoobsRule]

They have 3 validity tests to make sure you aren't dilute or using adulterants added to the specimen cup after you pee. Specific gravity and creatinine clearance are for testing dilution, pH for adulterants. Rolaids and Tums help with specific gravity as well as using a sports drink instead of water. Meat is for creatinine clearance.

You have a chance using dilution but I like subbing.

Get a thermometer and do some trial runs subbing.

[Photogeek]

My bad about the Rolaids thing...I guess it'll work for both stomachaches and an aid to dilution....

[MJWolf]

Ok, I just found out that my test will be on Monday at a lab but don't know which one...a friend of mine who works there says it's non-monitored.

I got two bottles of QuickFix and can put one er, in a sensative place (which should keep it body temperature), but should I risk stashing the second bottle in my bra? I read someone else in another thread who said that one bottle wasn't enough...will I really need both?

[jeffman]

Ok, I just found out that my test will be on Monday at a lab but don't know which one...a friend of mine who works there says it's non-monitored.

I got two bottles of QuickFix and can put one er, in a sensative place (which should keep it body temperature), but should I risk stashing the second bottle in my bra? I read someone else in another thread who said that one bottle wasn't enough...will I really need both?There You go Your right on and ready. I have used QF a few times and a bottle will bring it up to the line that they say they need. My answer to over zealous collectors is as I come out I tell them thats all I could go.

I would say Use the heat pad because You can check the temp with the specimen cup swirl and blow on it if it's too warm. If it's too cold Your dead in the water.

Do not use the squirt top. If it makes a sucking noise You may get caught. Unscrew the cap and pour it in. Put the bottle back where You got because it's fast and easy. Do not drop the bottle!!!!

Try to Watch where You put the heat pad on Your skin because with the empty bottle it will make Your hey nanny nanny hot. In My case it was the boys, the brothers.

Do not be nervous, It's easy. As You fill the cup You will think in Your mind....F the man. Then if You have any pee in You, Pee all over the toilet seat and floor.

[dawninthemorning]

I have a DD bra cup, and I can put the bottle on the bottom of my boob with a loose fitting t-shirt on (I normally wear VERY tight so loose to me is not clinging to the belly) and you can't tell. Much more sanitary than putting it in the va jay jay

[jeffman]

Thats perfect. Good Luck....:thumbsup: Still Winston


ATTENTION: ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING SEXY PEOPLE.
YOU WILL BE SAFE.....I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE.

[imitator]

Ok, I just found out that my test will be on Monday at a lab but don't know which one...a friend of mine who works there says it's non-monitored.

I got two bottles of QuickFix and can put one er, in a sensative place (which should keep it body temperature), but should I risk stashing the second bottle in my bra? I read someone else in another thread who said that one bottle wasn't enough...will I really need both?

One bottle is exactly enough if you dont spill anything. Like jeffman said, if they give you shit about it, tell them that that is all you could pee out, and they should leave you be, as long as its at the proper line.

QuickFix is the best bet, almost always, if you are unsure of passing or not.

Like jeffman said, dont use the squirt top, just unscrew the top and pour it in. Careful not to make any noises that sound like a bottle or anything else, and dont look suspicious, and you are home free outside of temperature.

Speaking of temp, do a few practice runs with one of your bottles being stored in whatever place you are planning on storing it. Make sure you can keep it at a steady proper temp for a period of time, and that you can easily get it in out and back in again to its hiding place without any problems.

Other then that, just walk in there like you got nothing to worry about. This is just another stupid piss test that you are taking, and you know you are going to pass.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Imitator is giving some goos advice as well as Jeffman and Dawninthemorning.

The collectors will often ask for more than 60cc or 2 ounces which is what a QF bottle is but that is because they try to scare people and they know if they ask for the bare minimum, they might not get it. This is not speculation but from what I have learned from collectors. Give them 60 cc's and if they try to give you crap say that is all you could produce and "see if that is enough." They can't reject you for 60 cc's.

Do the practice runs as you can use many spots on the body to transport and keep the QF warm.

It isn't the drug testing place that decides if you are observed or not, it is the guidelines everyone (collectors) must follow.

[MJWolf]

I just did the home-test from Walgreens and the THC line was as dark as the control.

Does that mean I'll pass the real test?

[MJWolf]

Ok, an update with more information:

Yesterday I drank a 20oz Diet Mt. Dew in the morning, voided when I got home, drank abou 32oz of water and voided twice before going out, drank about 8oz of Diet Sprite and a large blue slushie at the movies, and passed with a strong line on the At-Home test from Walgreens.

Tonight I drank a 20oz Diet Mt. Dew in the morning, voided once, drank 16oz of cranberry juice at lunch, voided again, then 20oz of Diet Pepsi and about 8oz of Diet Mt. Dew and didn't void again for about 10 hours, and then tested, passed with a weak line on the First Check test from Rite Aid.

Is it looking good for dilution?

[giggy]

when do you test MJ? right now it looks as if its in your favor...

[MJWolf]

Either Monday or Tuesday morning...I have to call on Monday to coordinate it before my boss-to-be goes on vacation.

[MJWolf]

Ok, so another update...

Drank 20oz Diet Pepsi this morning, voided once, 24oz of cranberry juice at lunch, voided once, tested 5 hours later on a 5-panel (it was on sale...and I'm getting paranoid) and passed all 5 with strong lines.

I'm going to start the B complex tonight, as well as the Tums, aspirin before the test (still don't know if it'll be tomorrow or Tuesday), salted Gatorade, etc, although not as much as a full dilution.

I think chances look good...any opinions?

[jeffman]

Ok, so another update...

Drank 20oz Diet Pepsi this morning, voided once, 24oz of cranberry juice at lunch, voided once, tested 5 hours later on a 5-panel (it was on sale...and I'm getting paranoid) and passed all 5 with strong lines.

I'm going to start the B complex tonight, as well as the Tums, aspirin before the test (still don't know if it'll be tomorrow or Tuesday), salted Gatorade, etc, although not as much as a full dilution.

I think chances look good...any opinions?
I for one vote You are in great shape to dilute. You sure are up on Your info. winston