I am muscle man from muscle beach

[IThinkIamFeelingit]

I am strong
I am smart
get near me
and I will fart

[birdgirl73]

You may be strong
You may be smart.
But fart near me and
You'll stop my heart.

[cannabis campbell]

I see your strong
now prove your smart
one of your farts
will make me barf

[IThinkIamFeelingit]

Enjoy!
Here is an air gift
Enjoy!

[cannabis campbell]

...

[stinkyattic]

Muscle man from muscle beach?
That kind of bod's not in your reach!

Your protein intake isn't enough
To make you even SLIGHTLY buff.

I know that you're a vegan nut,
So you must stick 'roids into your butt!