Most random, out-of-nowhere question you've been asked?

[slipknotpsycho]

OR comment someone's said to you.

sorry i don' thave one for this thread :p but i'm sure some of you who live in the bigger cities have been asked a question by a stranger that resulted in you just staring at them like "WTF...?"

[Fatmikeglass]

How close does a fly get to the ceiling before they flip over to land? I mean they don't fly upside down, so they gotta flip at the last second right?:D

[IThinkIamFeelingit]

What do you think of polygamy?

[beachguy in thongs]

You're black, right?

[Gen. Johnson Jameson]

Lewis Black approves of this thread.

"I wouldn't have made it through college if it weren't for my horse."

[rebgirl420]

^omg I saw that stand up on tv before haha. He says he heard it at the waffle house

[bentleygtgirl]

"you're a student right? so you must be broke, well i have a couple of *favors* you could do for me for some money..."

i mean who just solicits somebody like that outta left field

[Orzy]

Coming out of the Masquerade, a venue in Atlanta, after seeing.. man, I have no idea. Catch 22 I think? I dunno. Anyway, walking out of the venue this hobo with hands that were just horribly deformed from arthritis asks me "Are you the devil?" Since I didn't have hobo stab insurance at the time I quickly inform that I am not the devil.

I give him about a buck in change, my buddy(not from the city) stupidly opens his wallet and the dude just snatches 5 bucks out. He felt bad for the guy so he didn't really say anything..

uh. the end.

[slipknotpsycho]

"you're a student right? so you must be broke, well i have a couple of *favors* you could do for me for some money..."

i mean who just solicits somebody like that outta left field

bang bros, numerous 'college orientated' porn sites... and some van one i can't remember atm..

lol it happens alot actually..

[Orzy]

and some van one

Bang Bus!


most of that shit is fake, though.

[iNHALE.xHALE.]

Bang Bus..haha

uhm most random question was by my mom and i quote "do you think your dads on drugs?"

[weedmaster]

when i went to florida a waiter asked if i was french thats an insult for a englishman, no tip for that man.

[tuete]

have you been sexually assaulted by aliens?

[Chronisseur]

I recently had a 7 year old kid walk up to my register and ask me: -"Yeah, gimme one of them $50 airlink phone cards, and you guys do take checks? Correct?"
This was shortly after a young asian woman approached me asking: -"Can I pay cash OUTSIDE?"...blah blah...then she asks: "How do I do it?" "What?" I replied. "Pump the gas." she responded!:D
....some people:wtf:

[Metaphor]

idk i cant think of any right now but once this kid asked if i ever heard of Jimi Hendrix..

[cannabis campbell]

"Whens the last time you had a shit"

[Nochowderforyou]

I once went into a corner store to buy a High Times magazine, and the cashier said, "this magazine is evil." :wtf: It's a fucking magazine you stupid, brainwashed, weak minded christian. Fuck off.

[LetsSeeYa]

so im layin there with my stomach going in and out, legs just moving all over the place from spazams, keep in mind this is the 4th trip i made to the hospital and its like 6;300 in the morning and the doctor says" i think we need to give you a shot of valium" you think domb ass iv only been on it 22 years to take care of this shit! HELLO MY Doc that i had been seeing for the past 6 years sent a letter a week before i was to see him that said "its nothing you said or did, i am getting into a differnt type of pain mangement, so pick from these docs and il refer you" WTF!!!!!!!!!!!:wtf::(:smokin<Is all i have in less i want to take methadone for pain. hello yeah i want to get addicted to this stuff?

[Chronisseur]

Yeah, it is pretty random actually! BUT, do be careful not to talk about other substances, they frown upon it, but even be MORE careful not to get caught up in that trap unless it's literally like a life or death situation. TRUST ME!;)

[slipknotpsycho]

I once went into a corner store to buy a High Times magazine, and the cashier said, "this magazine is evil." :wtf: It's a fucking magazine you stupid, brainwashed, weak minded christian. Fuck off.

lmao i remember your thread about that

[crudemood]

where my underwear? . out of nowhere in the middle of work a girl comes up to me and asks where her underwear is. very odd girl, i love her though, she cheers me up!

[birdgirl73]

I guess this wasn't all that random, considering how bad we looked, but last spring, after my husband and I had been working in the yard one hot afternoon, we decided to run to the store for some drinks and a few things for supper. I had on shorts, muddy tennis shoes, and a ratty t-shirt with a couple of holes in it. He had on shorts and sneakers and a t-shirt.

We got up to the checkout line and the cashier looked at us and asked, "Is this a Lone Star card purchase?" The Lone Star card is Texas' food stamp debit-card program. We got so tickled at that because we realized we really should have changed clothes before we went shopping.

[slipknotpsycho]

lol ^ classic...


:( we have lonestar tho... and they've been steadily cutting our limit too.

[ghosty]

i was once asked by a complete stranger if i wanted to go back to her place and have a threesome with her and her husband. then she went into detail about how it would help her complete a fantasy... I might have gone along with it had it been her and her best female friend and they didnt look 10 years older than me. it was prety random

[slipknotpsycho]

i was once asked by a complete stranger if i wanted to go back to her place and have a threesome with her and her husband. then she went into detail about how it would help her complete a fantasy... I might have gone along with it had it been her and her best female friend and they didnt look 10 years older than me. it was prety random

i bet you just escaped being murdered :D

[birdgirl73]

Lone Star's a good program, although I hate that budget cuts always have them cutting benefits. People use that program, need that program and deserve it. What I resented, after I got through reflecting on the way I must have looked, was her automatic assumption that a slightly trashed out, very casually dressed couple must have been using the food stamp program. That was a stereotyping assumption. The folks I see who use the Lone Star card look perfectly fine, never trashed out at all. Now that I think of that, I should have said something to the Kroger manager. Cashiers need not to make assumptions at all based on how customers look. They just need to take money and be friendly and competent at their jobs.

[ghosty]

i bet you just escaped being murdered :D

to be honest i was kinda wondering if they had more planned for me then a little fun in the bed... thats one of the many reasons i said no thanks, it'd be an easy way to lure in some less skeptical sucker

[rmrdr716]

last year in school i was wearing a tshirt that said "Try it, ull like it". i was walking and some girl comes up to me and goes, " does that shirt mean try anal sex?" i was just like wtf...

[couch-potato]

"Do you drive stick?"

Yes.

"OMG that is so hot!"

[Chronisseur]

Cashiers need not to make assumptions at all based on how customers look. They just need to take money and be friendly and competent at their jobs.

I've been at a gas station register for two weeks now and it's amazing the response I get from my "less fortunate" customers. I treat them noticeably equal sometimes better than the richer folks and they respond with gratitude far more often than the rich, telling me two things. One, they're not used to equality. And two, they are more appreciative. I love studying people, its the best part of that job!

[Blitzed]

"Did we just have sex? I really dont know what to call that..."




Just kidding, maybe not most random but dumbest. At a party once, some girl asked me how to drink a beer.. that one really confused me, until I found out she had never even drank alcohol befor.

I also got proposed to at a bar, and thats why I stay away from them.

[birdgirl73]

I've been at a gas station register for two weeks now and it's amazing the response I get from my "less fortunate" customers. I treat them noticeably equal sometimes better than the richer folks and they respond with gratitude far more often than the rich, telling me two things. One, they're not used to equality. And two, they are more appreciative.
Good for you, Chronisseur. I sometimes see friends of ours who clearly think they are better than the people who're waiting on them in restaurants or stores, and it makes me sick. I always treated customers equally in my days as a cashier or waitress, and I still work hard at being appreciative and courteous in my interactions with clerks and service people now. One of Dallas's premier merchants, Stanley Marcus, whose father co-founded the store Neiman-Marcus, always preached to his retail team that they should never judge a book by its cover. He knew that a customer was a customer, no matter what he/she looked like, wore or drove.

[ghosty]

oh yeah there was also "hey man you wanna buy a hamburger?" some cracked out looking guy was trying to sell random hamburgers to people on he street. He was kinda creepy lookin, I dunno anyone whod buy a burger from anywhere other than the McDonalds 1 block away. :wtf:

[KomfortablyKnumb]

A kid walked up to me in school and asked if I had ever been caught masturbating in the closet. I said no. He said, "Exactly, it's a good hiding spot." He walked away and I haven't talked to him since.

[Jake420]

See this question is commenly asked. still yet i find it to be fucking dumb


"wheres your head"

my teachers always said that to me when i did something stupid

[thecreator]

So what part of you do you hate the most.....the thieving Jig or the money hungry heeb? This guy just asked me when he saw my kippah (yamika) now that was a WTF

[Born To Stone]

I was waiting for a bus with some friends when a car pulls up to us, an Indian man sticks his head out the window and says: "You want my gold?", brandishing some tacky ring, we all tried to stop ourselves but no one could hold in the laughter then we told him we weren't interested

It was really one of those wtf moments............ :D

[thekhoso]

i was in dubai getting my nipple pierced by an ex-delta airline pilot who was kicked out after 9/11... so i ask him how long will it take to heal once i get it pierced.. and he said it depends on how big your "neeple" is (he had an italian accent for reasons i have no clue about)... he asks me lift my shirt up and started fondling with my 'neeple'. i didn't know it was a process to make my 'neeple' get a little harder. anyway.. so he lyed my down on the chair and injected my 'neeple' with anesthesia... and while he was doing it i noticed a tattoo on his arm... i'm like.. hey, that's cool, where'd you get it done from? he said his husband did it for him. for a moment i freaked out. anyway...

so after lying down there more of the 'neeple' fondling.. he pierces my nipple. after everything i done and i'm about to leave... he, in a very promiscuous tone, asked me "do you play with the boys"? (italian accent)... I mean, for crying out loud, i got my left nipple pierced not the right... and to make it more ironic my gf was with me at the time.

[ReUp]

I was smoking with some buddies and we were all spacing out after like the 3rd or 4th bowl when my friend goes "Do you guys want me to make lemonade?" And we did. And it was great.

[RollenJoynts]

"[Max]Oh my god, dude, I do not look Roman, see watch, [Me(James) on the phone with mom], James, Do I look roman?"

[qdavid]

Somebody once asked me, "Most random, out-of-nowhere question you've been asked?". That's it.

[JaggedEdge]

While shopping at Wal-Mart:

"Excuse me, can you tell me where "blank" is?"

I stared at her blankly and asked, "Am I wearing a blue vest with a name tag asking how may I help you?"

[delusionsofNORMALity]

while hanging out in san clemente one day, a tourist asked me "can you tell me where the beach is?" this may not seem like an odd question, but at the time we were standing within two blocks of the beach and next to us was a sign that said "beach access---->".

[GoldenFerret]

"if gay people dont reproduce, why are there so many of them?" was asked this about a year ago while smoking, and it became a debate, later i found out that he heard that line from a comedian, which i saw the episode of.

[thekhoso]

this one time i was asked a question. however it was just to test my iq (133). "why are they called APART-MENTS when they're so closed together". i felt like bitchslapping him.

[dark0ne]

"do trees talk about us when we arn't in the forest?" asked to me while walking through the park smoking a J.

[Liverpool Ghandi]

is a duck a type of fish?

[snowblind]

i was at the bus stopping kissin my girlfriend, when two blokes walked by and one said to the other. look at the those lesbians go. so i dug in a little deeper as they watched. then turned around and said alrite. they looked proper shocked/mortified/confused and walked on.

i had long hair at the time.

made me piss

peace

[Flameon]

"Excuse please, do you know how to find naked ladies?"

Asked by a group of bowing/bobbing Japanese tourists in Amsterdam at 2 am.
I don't think they quite understood why I was holding onto the lamppost crying with laughter.

Damn that Dolphin space cake!