If you could have one wish, what it would be?

[Coelho]

If, some day, you stumbled upon an Alladin's-like lamp, which contained a genius, and this genius offered you one wish, what it would be?
Remember, you can ask anything (except more wishes, of course).

[Vaporize Me]

A Genius Or Genie ? hmmm i don't know what i would wish for ? Theres Atleast a million things i want.. but to pick just one of them thats tough.. umm..

I wish that i will have a happy life, full of love and excment?? lol or maybe a trillion dollars..
i dont know but i Think i would ask for world peace.. but i can be greedy or id say " i wish a had a grow op that would produce amazing buds, for ever. never needing replanting, and when people smoke those buds, it gives them forever happyness, and everyone would share them, creating world peace. And these "magic buds" would give me special human powers.. every time some on sparked a bud of this weed, a new healthy born child wold be born" (over population? lol!! ) lol =] solve my lack-of- Happiness problems ( i swear i could write like 5 pages of confessions on that one thread), my financial issues, and world peace in one wish.. :jointsmile: sounds Dope to meE!

yah.. dumb i know. :(

Happy Blazing everyone

[slipknotpsycho]

that me and my family were made for life... not even rich, just enough to live off of.... as stated in the other thread pretty much.. nessicities were taken care of atleast, without sacraficing.

[420_24/7]

a never ending joint, that would be awesome

[Coelho]

A Genius Or Genie

A Genie... i just looked the dictionary... my bad...
Maybe i should ask for everybody in the world spoke only one language... it would be FAR easier to communicate with people... and we would not spend hours in lessons of "foreign languages"... :p

Just Kidding! i wouldnt waste my only wish with it... i think my english is good enough, even if sometimes i make some mistakes... :thumbsup:

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

To my the obvious one would be powers of omnipitance. Then you could just give yourself whatever you want whenever you want. But that aside, I'd pick one of these:

(The biggest for me) - That I could finally tell ____ how I feel about her, and we could be together happily. She's not gonna live in my town again for another month though. I think about her every day and the wait is killing me. Sometimes I wonder if she'd still be interested in me at all :(

- That I could be in perfect health, or at least free of pain.

- That I didn't have to take these painkillers that I'm addicted to, but I still medically need... basically, that I didn't need them.

- That I could know every fact in the world like John Doe (if anybody's seen that show).

- That I could be prime minster of Canada and make a huge difference in helping my people (and eventually the world's)

- That people from different nations/ethnicities/groups would stop hating each other.

- That I could cure all the world's mental and physical illnesses.

- That humanity lived in balance with nature.

- That weed still felt good, instead of horrible, so I could still smoke it and have that "magic" from the early days. I've quit for 2 months and it still made me feel horrible, so alas those wonderful days with maryjane really are gone for good.

- Sometimes..... that I could inherit billions and billions of dollars, get a big log home up in the mountains with all the necessities, and stay there the rest of my days never having to worry about anything ever again.

[420_24/7]

- That weed still felt good, instead of horrible, so I could still smoke it and have that "magic" from the early days. I've quit for 2 months and it still made me feel horrible, so alas those wonderful days with maryjane really are gone for good.

thats depressing man

[slipknotpsycho]

That I could finally tell ____ how I feel about her, and we could be together happily. She's not gonna live in my town again for another month though. I think about her every day and the wait is killing me. Sometimes I wonder if she'd still be interested in me at all

first part is as simple as doing it... the rest comes with work...

[deadhead65]

That me and my loved ones all get to heaven when the time comes.


I mean I could have all the money in the world but I really believe that this life is but a flicker of light compared to the next one.


That neverending joint would be a close second though. lol

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

first part is as simple as doing it... the rest comes with work...

eh... not as simple as you'd think, I've never asked a girl out before or had a relationship, a kiss, anything (and yeah, I'm 22). I know I'll ask her somehow though, we've known each other for 2 years and been good friends, I'd kick myself in the ass every day if I had to spend the rest of my life wondering. It just sucks when ya have no clue how to go about this stuff, ya know?



thats depressing man


I know... Back in the day I got higher than anybody I've ever met, I'm talkin' full-on psychadelic trips of pure bliss that surpassed any hallucinogen I've ever done. But now... now I feel "smothered" for lack of a better word, depressed, and in massive physical pain when I smoke. The gods are out to get my I tell's ya.

[slipknotpsycho]

eh... not as simple as you'd think, I've never asked a girl out before or had a relationship, a kiss, anything (and yeah, I'm 22). I know I'll ask her somehow though, we've known each other for 2 years and been good friends, I'd kick myself in the ass every day if I had to spend the rest of my life wondering. It just sucks when ya have no clue how to go about this stuff, ya know?





I know... Back in the day I got higher than anybody I've ever met, I'm talkin' full-on psychadelic trips of pure bliss that surpassed any hallucinogen I've ever done. But now... now I feel "smothered" for lack of a better word, depressed, and in massive physical pain when I smoke. The gods are out to get my I tell's ya.

i'm worried it may come out wrong, but stop pittying yourself!

dude, i was shy as fuck too.. the only reason i got laid at 15 was because a girl made the first move.. only reason me and my wife ever first kissed was cuz she made the first move... if it hadn't been for them making the first move, i'd of never done anything and be in the same boat as you..

but if it hadn't of been for my wife making the first move i might of never even gotten involved with her, and that'd be like throwing away a winning lottery ticket...

just make the moves dude.. i never did, but i really hate to think of what i may have missed if someone didn't pick up where i lacked.... i really do...

just do it.. (i doubt i'm going ot convince you, but i honestly really hope i do)

what are you missing if you pass up the chance to tell her once and for all? what are you passing up if you just let her go?

there is no right or wrong way, you just do it... stop trying to live up to tv, movies and stories... everyone has their own personality and own stories... that's what makes us choose people while we turn down others, if we did everything the same or based it the same, it wouldn't matter who you got with... we'd just fuck the first thing that isn't already pregnant and raise our young with no emotional attachment...

as cheesy as it sounds, go with nike... "just do it"

[Gothen]

As pathetic as it is, just to have an endless supply of money. What I don't use in my lifetime, I'll give to those I deem worthy, at the time, with a will updated every month.

I'm so completely sick and tired of being poor. Those who say that money can't buy happiness, I believe, are wrong and, probably, just saying that in the hopes that those who do have such wealth aren't any happier than we are. I think that's a lie. With money can come great happiness.

Money.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

i'm worried it may come out wrong, but stop pittying yourself!

dude, i was shy as fuck too.. the only reason i got laid at 15 was because a girl made the first move.. only reason me and my wife ever first kissed was cuz she made the first move... if it hadn't been for them making the first move, i'd of never done anything and be in the same boat as you..

but if it hadn't of been for my wife making the first move i might of never even gotten involved with her, and that'd be like throwing away a winning lottery ticket...

just make the moves dude.. i never did, but i really hate to think of what i may have missed if someone didn't pick up where i lacked.... i really do...

just do it.. (i doubt i'm going ot convince you, but i honestly really hope i do)

what are you missing if you pass up the chance to tell her once and for all? what are you passing up if you just let her go?

there is no right or wrong way, you just do it... stop trying to live up to tv, movies and stories... everyone has their own personality and own stories... that's what makes us choose people while we turn down others, if we did everything the same or based it the same, it wouldn't matter who you got with... we'd just fuck the first thing that isn't already pregnant and raise our young with no emotional attachment...

as cheesy as it sounds, go with nike... "just do it"

Well thanks dude, but believe you me I don't need any convincing! I'm just nervous because I've never done it before, and I'm worried about ruining a really good friendship if she says no. But when it comes right down to it, I couldn't torture myself like this forever having never said anything, I HAVE to tell her and there's no way I'm not going to.



As pathetic as it is, just to have an endless supply of money. What I don't use in my lifetime, I'll give to those I deem worthy, at the time, with a will updated every month.

I'm so completely sick and tired of being poor. Those who say that money can't buy happiness, I believe, are wrong and, probably, just saying that in the hopes that those who do have such wealth aren't any happier than we are. I think that's a lie. With money can come great happiness.

Money.

Man I totally understand you. Me and my family spent a 6 year period where we were so poor it was a big event when we got to go to Tim Hortons and grab a coffee. I am so glad those days are passed. Money doesn't necessarily buy hapiness, but a certain base amount is necessary for it. Poverty limits your options, I really wish you the best in making it out. And you can if you really devote yourself!

[slipknotpsycho]

As pathetic as it is, just to have an endless supply of money. What I don't use in my lifetime, I'll give to those I deem worthy, at the time, with a will updated every month.

I'm so completely sick and tired of being poor. Those who say that money can't buy happiness, I believe, are wrong and, probably, just saying that in the hopes that those who do have such wealth aren't any happier than we are. I think that's a lie. With money can come great happiness.

Money.

where do you think my wish stems from? :p

only my case is a bit worse... for the first 10 or so years of my life we were 'rich'... you remember back before the truth of credit cards came out, and left so many bankrupt?.... well my grandma has filed bankruptcy twice now..

reading a book and seeing "chapter 13" always reminded me of about... age 11.. i instantly forgot about the book and thought of how things used to be..

my grandpa had busted his ass all his life, up until about i was 6-7.. plant labororer, and actually he was one of hte highest up people at the plant.. so they had GREAT credit, and with that came lots of credit cards and we could afford it too...

then he lost his job... and became an alcoholic.. then came the bills we couldn't pay... over 15 diffrent cards... everyone maxed out...

i went from 'wealthy' to poor in the matter of a year... so i know both sides... as much as i agree money can't buy happiness.. IT CAN HELP!!! anyone to say otherwise is naive...

anyways mr. alter identity (:jointsmile:) just do it dude... think about it this way.. what kinda friendship do you really have if you can't tell that friend how you really feel?

IF she said no it may be akward, but it'd never end a real friendship to begin with... if she really is a friend you stand nothing to lose and everything to gain.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

where do you think my wish stems from? :p


anyways mr. alter identity (:jointsmile:) just do it dude... think about it this way.. what kinda friendship do you really have if you can't tell that friend how you really feel?

IF she said no it may be akward, but it'd never end a real friendship to begin with... if she really is a friend you stand nothing to lose and everything to gain.

uh... dude, you're not reading my response. I'm going to do it, no question.

[slipknotpsycho]

uh... dude, you're not reading my response. I'm going to do it, no question.

i did read it... but i've heard that response alot..

i hope you don't think i'm getting on your ass or anything, or trying to be overly assertive.....

i'm just trying to get you to do so before it's too late...

do you got an email listed in your profile? cuz i'd love to give you my story as you seem to experience alot i did... my story is very similar to yours...

i nearly lost my chance, infact, it was only by chance i managed to get my 2nd one (my wife, joined the navy.... before i could tell her anything at all... i searched for years, hell... i even called miss cleo to see if she'd come back in my life [yes i was that much in love)

all i care about is you not letting the chance pass you by... hardly anyone is as lucky as i am.. once the chance is gone, for the most part it is gone... adn i can't begin to tell you the pain i felt..

and not only did this happen once, it happened TWICE... once for me confessing my love, and another for completely lying to and screwing over (as weird as it sounds, it was unintentional, but i have a heavy conscience...) someone else.

just promise me, if the 'time' (i.e. you found out it's your very last oppurtunity) you will NOT let it pass you by...

there is no pain i've felt (adn i have felt alot) greater t hen the 'what could have been' thoughts...

[4twentE]

infinite superpower. i'd use it for the common good as much as my own benefit.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

i did read it... but i've heard that response alot..

i hope you don't think i'm getting on your ass or anything, or trying to be overly assertive.....

i'm just trying to get you to do so before it's too late...

do you got an email listed in your profile? cuz i'd love to give you my story as you seem to experience alot i did... my story is very similar to yours...

i nearly lost my chance, infact, it was only by chance i managed to get my 2nd one (my wife, joined the navy.... before i could tell her anything at all... i searched for years, hell... i even called miss cleo to see if she'd come back in my life [yes i was that much in love)

all i care about is you not letting the chance pass you by... hardly anyone is as lucky as i am.. once the chance is gone, for the most part it is gone... adn i can't begin to tell you the pain i felt..

and not only did this happen once, it happened TWICE... once for me confessing my love, and another for completely lying to and screwing over (as weird as it sounds, it was unintentional, but i have a heavy conscience...) someone else.

just promise me, if the 'time' (i.e. you found out it's your very last oppurtunity) you will NOT let it pass you by...

there is no pain i've felt (adn i have felt alot) greater t hen the 'what could have been' thoughts...

Yeah I definately see what you're getting at man, and your advice is appreciated. I think my e-mail's in my profile, but either way it's [email protected]

You're right about how i could miss the opportunity, I have many times with her now. It was all so clear in my mind, I felt so confident that I was going to tell her, then I was with her and my mind just went blank and all the brilliant plans I had laid out suddenly vanished. Haha, and once I did have my mind all together and ready to tell her, and when I came by she had a horrible hangover so that opportunity went down the tubes.

Believe me though, I've thought about this endlessly and there's nobody in the world that could be more perfect for me. That she came into my life at all is a miracle. Honestly what I was thinking was taking a half-tab of E before telling her. I've only used it once and have no desire to again, but it made me incredibly open, sociable, and didn't hinder my mental capacity at all.

[Vaporize Me]

To my the obvious one would be powers of omnipitance. Then you could just give yourself whatever you want whenever you want. But that aside, I'd pick one of these:

(The biggest for me) - That I could finally tell ____ how I feel about her, and we could be together happily. She's not gonna live in my town again for another month though. I think about her every day and the wait is killing me. Sometimes I wonder if she'd still be interested in me at all :(

.



man i feel ya bro... :(

[stoned_sniper]

More chron...my bags nearly gone >_<

[Mr. Bubbles]

Hmm... I'd probably wish for immortality and go insane.

[Meggz420]

Ah... this is a hard one.

First, I'd wish for more wishes :) (but that's probably against the rules... sigh)

I'm going to go with a cliche and say world peace. Honestly, 2 people close to me died in Iraq, my uncle died in the World Trade Center, I just want war to stop. I don't think it ever will, but I wish it would.

If I got more wishes, I'd wish that I could see my father again. Just once. Not a relationship or anything, but just see him again for closure, I guess.

I'd wish that my family and I would be financially set for life. I don't want to be rich, and I still want to work, but I want my mom to be taken care of when she's older, I want my little sister to be able to go to college when she's older (she's 10 years younger than me, so it's going to be a while :) ).

Oh, and I'd wish that I stop getting hurt. It sounds stupid, but seriously, I've broken 6 bones, torn a tendon and my ACL, and I have a heart condition which has caused me to pass out and smash my head (resulting in a concussion) three times. So yeah. I wish I were less of an accident magnet.

[tootsie roll]

eh... not as simple as you'd think, I've never asked a girl out before or had a relationship, a kiss, anything (and yeah, I'm 22). I know I'll ask her somehow though, we've known each other for 2 years and been good friends, I'd kick myself in the ass every day if I had to spend the rest of my life wondering. It just sucks when ya have no clue how to go about this stuff, ya know?





I know... Back in the day I got higher than anybody I've ever met, I'm talkin' full-on psychadelic trips of pure bliss that surpassed any hallucinogen I've ever done. But now... now I feel "smothered" for lack of a better word, depressed, and in massive physical pain when I smoke. The gods are out to get my I tell's ya.

I was just going to bed but I had to answer this post.
It really is simpler then you think, us gals usually sit around WAITING for you guys to make the first move. (thank God I'm now beyond those days) This is what you do.
"Hey "Liz", wanna go to the zoo this weekend?"
"Hey "liz" ya wanna grab some pizza tomorrow night"

Once you get past the part you seem to be afraid of, you'll be kicking yourself for not realizing how easy it really is. Remember, there is someone for everyone out there and it may not be the first, second or third. It may be the 15th, but it'll happen.:hippy:
If you don't go for it, it'll never be and you're 22 hon.She hasn't been around you for 2 years for nothing.

[tootsie roll]

My wish would be to see my family and friends again. They are on the other side and that's all I really want.

[rocktheganj]

speaking of never ending joints, i have a joke.
a pothead comes across a lamp on the beach, and rubs it and a genie comes out. the genie explains the 3 wish thing. for his first wish, he thinks a while, and then says "i want a never ending joint." bam. theres a joint in his hand. he smokes it, but the cherry never gets closer to his mouth. he goes "SWEET! i'll have 2 more of these!"

[Vaporize Me]

A Genie... i just looked the dictionary... my bad...
Maybe i should ask for everybody in the world spoke only one language... it would be FAR easier to communicate with people... and we would not spend hours in lessons of "foreign languages"... :p

Just Kidding! i wouldnt waste my only wish with it... i think my english is good enough, even if sometimes i make some mistakes... :thumbsup:


haha im pretty baked.. but i didn't to say Genuis or Genie.. in an asshole way. im sorry lol.. didnt mean to be a prick lol

i would wish.. um haha for happiness with the person i like. right now thats all i can i think about... to bad she lives to far away.. but she is moving here soon.. lol i think ill die if she doesnt come soon thats all i can think about haha.. im pretty fucked rigth now.. :stoned: so if dont make sense. i am sorry

oh ps. who ever wrote about a never ending joint..
that would be amazing!!! or a bowl that was never cashed, always green hits.. my bong would be so rezzed if didint clean it lol or change the water ahha it would have like ressin floating in it haha! then id sneak into someones water bottle.. happy drinking.. ya arse hole lol (id only do that to osmeone who is mean lol.. then again.. id be to puss to actualyl do it.. or it be to gross to not clean my bong and change water haha)

Red Eye Glass For Life :jointsmile:

[chaliceburn]

330 million dollars. Oh, and world peace.

Edit: wait, One wish? 330 million dollars.

[RhinoGrowUK]

LoL why 330 ?? why not more , trying not to be greedy ?!? LOL

[Paulkishi]

A large plastic bag with a never ending supply of the best kinds of weed in the world. It would just keep refilling itself magically!

[jdmarcus59]

I would wish that I could give my wish to my little girl

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I would wish that I could give my wish to my little girl

Have her make a wish and post it here then:jointsmile:

[beachguy in thongs]

One wish.

Easy.

1. Cannabis Sativa being delivered to me, in a state where I can smoke it, freely, with everyone, anywhere, with no boundaries.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I was just going to bed but I had to answer this post.
It really is simpler then you think, us gals usually sit around WAITING for you guys to make the first move. (thank God I'm now beyond those days) This is what you do.
"Hey "Liz", wanna go to the zoo this weekend?"
"Hey "liz" ya wanna grab some pizza tomorrow night"

Once you get past the part you seem to be afraid of, you'll be kicking yourself for not realizing how easy it really is. Remember, there is someone for everyone out there and it may not be the first, second or third. It may be the 15th, but it'll happen.:hippy:
If you don't go for it, it'll never be and you're 22 hon.She hasn't been around you for 2 years for nothing.

haha thankyou tootsie but actually that would be easy. We've gone out together to tonnes of places and done lots of stuff, that wouldn't even be an issue. The issue though, is that we do these things as friends and how I'd slip in that first kiss, or tell her how I felt, or however the heck I'd go about it.

[DebuteMachine23]

You know honestly I can handle most of life's diffculties when it throws them at me. BUT I HATE GETTING A GOD DAMN JOB! So I would wish for a million dollars, just to pay the rent, buy some stupid shit, and never have to worry about paying for weed again. :cool: I would be so happy.

[cubensis dk]

My wish would be that everyone got to see this youtube video:
TADAAA!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5nuSYzcJXw)

:rasta:

[ganjzilla]

i would wish for my grandfather to be alive and healthy

[ScaryMissMary]

Can't say it, or else it won't come true.

[WEsmokeED]

10 billion dollars, atleast.
Greedy? Yes but come on you cant tell me you actually like working

[ScaryMissMary]

Hey I know people who are working their DREAM jobs and they adore going to work.

[420_24/7]

speaking of never ending joints, i have a joke.
a pothead comes across a lamp on the beach, and rubs it and a genie comes out. the genie explains the 3 wish thing. for his first wish, he thinks a while, and then says "i want a never ending joint." bam. theres a joint in his hand. he smokes it, but the cherry never gets closer to his mouth. he goes "SWEET! i'll have 2 more of these!"

shit i wish i had 3 never ending joints, do u realize how much u could sell that shit for man, set up a pot den or something where people have to pay to take x number of hits or sometihng.

[king of the world]

i would wish that i could go to heaven, or have a lenghty talk with "the man up stairs".

[Gothen]

i would wish that i could go to heaven, or have a lenghty talk with "the man up stairs".

Actually...thats prolly the best wish I've heard. That's a damn good one.

To be able to talk with God....why couldn't I have thought of that....

[Mississippi Steve]

My wish would be that the oil companies would all become "not for profit", and only charge what they *NEED* to.



Imagin the impact world wide if regular gasoline went back down to around $0.75/gal, and diesel oil dropped to $0.50/gal. The prices of *ALL* consumer goods would come down, and it would be a huge benifit to nations economies.

[Coelho]

i would wish that i could go to heaven, or have a lenghty talk with "the man up stairs".

Man... thats a deep wish... probably the deeper ive read until now... if i were the genie, you surely would have your wish.
:abduct:

Anyway... my wish would be happy and peacefull all my life, no matter what happened. With happiness and peace, i could go through every hardness of the life...
And i mean as happy and peaceful as i am when smoke some good shit... :stoned::rastasmoke::jointsmile::giggity::rasta::p :lol5::D

[Markass]

for marijuana to be changed to a category III substance, therefore being federally recognized as a medicine, and as a recreational drug..

(A) The drug or other substance has a potential for abuse less than the drugs or other substances in schedules I and II.
(B) The drug or other substance has a currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States.
(C) Abuse of the drug or other substance may lead to moderate or low physical dependence or high psychological dependence.

that's what it should be...instead of category I, which is:

(A) The drug or other substance has a high potential for abuse.
(B) The drug or other substance has no currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States.
(C) There is a lack of accepted safety for use of the drug or other substance under medical supervision.