Worst invention ever?

[4twentE]

so we did the best, now the worst.

i can't decide between the cell phone - for making people suck at driving; cars - for making people suck at driving and pollution; keys - cause they get lost and hinder my driving; or the remote control - for making us lazy and pissing me off when it gets lost.

[RhinoGrowUK]

worst invention ever - POLICE !

[ganjzilla]

guns and nuclear weapons because they are the most impersonal ways to kill a human, and i have hunted in the pasted and love deer meat, but way too many people die everyday from gun, if war was necessary we could fight the way our fore fathers did and use blades...much less innocents in this world would die

[rocktheganj]

worse invention than police: urine analysis

[slipknotpsycho]

guns/gunpowder/black powder (although i am not anti-gun, considering every criminal and their mother owns one... but the world would have been alot better off if they were never invented in the firstplace

[RhinoGrowUK]

worse invention than police: urine analysis


hahahahaha :jointsmile:

[chaliceburn]

Stair runners.

They look nice and soften the impact of your feet and deaden sound when you put them on your stairs. Then they start to creep. You fix them, then they creep again. And again. And again. You risk your life walking down the damn stairs eventually because of them. One of those little everyday irritations that makes you want to go on a shooting spree at walmart.

I'm going to get some dowel rods and jam 'em in the edges like they do at museums, no adhesive has worked yet and staples/nails are a bit extreme. Probably looks tacky but my sanity is at stake here.

[rocktheganj]

dude just staple it down... it won't be too noticable if you decide to take it out someday

[4twentE]

Stair runners.

:S2: never expected that one.

yeah, i don't like most modern weaponry. we should still be chucking spears and arrows at best. combat would be so much more interesting and fair.

[GrinS]

safety's on lighters, fucking hate taking them off.

[TallCoolOne]

Guns...der.

[Meggz420]

Any weapon of any kind (except for necessities like knives and stuff for cavemen hunting wayyyy back and for eating...) but yeah, weapons in general.

Close runner up: Pop music a la Britney Spears, Parasite Hilton (I refuse to use her real first name. Parasite is FAR more fitting), and other skanks who have no talent and lip-sync.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Jail for pot smokers!

[WEsmokeED]

Government, Religion, Cigarettes....

Oh and television.

[ncnavguy]

the anti-weed or red mercury

[chris_36824]

Got to be the microchip. It makes nuclear weapons possible and will eventually be the reason the world ends.

[420_24/7]

lol

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

LOL, I'll outdo you all and post the genuinly, worst invention of all time:jointsmile:


Dumb Toy (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/31088/)


And here's the significantly more awsome version.


Swing Wing R E M I X (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/31542/)

[king of the world]

the worst invention: the government

[king of the world]

LOL, I'll outdo you all and post the genuinly, worst invention of all time:jointsmile:


Dumb Toy (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/31088/)


And here's the significantly more awsome version.


Swing Wing R E M I X (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/31542/)

wow they must have lost every single brain cell after using that thing or broke their neck(what ever came first).

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

And didn't you find the Motorhead song synced up with it beautifully? Like Pink Floyd and Wizard of Ozz, but hilarious:jointsmile:

[chris_36824]

the worst invention: the government

Actually the goverment was probably our best invention.

[slipknotpsycho]

Actually the goverment was probably our best invention.

while i don't think ti's the best, i do agree, it is a very valuable one...

[4twentE]

...ditto for meth

yeah, meth is like crack for white people. just as bad.

[Meggz420]

Bullet Proof Baby (http://www.bulletproofbaby.net)

It's not even the contents of the site that bother me, it's the fact that the creators test it on their own TODDLER!!!!! A LIVE BABY!!!! Look at the video on the front page of THE WOMAN SHOOTING HER KID'S STROLLER!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. this goes under guns being the worst invention ever.

[weedmaster]

alcohol got me into a lot of trouble when younger and has helped alot of people destroy their lives.

[guitar_player882006]

Well I would have to say this is the worst invention ever.

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[mfqr]

I know the worst invention ever.
How about the invention of oppression? Wow. It's not a physical invention, it's a mind-invention... and it's the worst, no doubt about that. Well, I guess war rivals it pretty well, but still!

Worst physical invention ever: drug paraphernalia! Just kidding, LOLZ!
I'd say nuclear weapons are the worst physical invention ever. They cause physical beings to cease to exist on a massive scale, destroy land, and contaminate things essential to life within its radius (deadly quantities of radiation).

By the way, that Bullet Proof Baby site looks like a trolling website to me. Don't be bothered by it ;).

LOL, that Swing Wing toy is by far the most retarded invention of all time. Look at how stupid those kids look. Hahahahahhahahahahahhahhaha.

[FakeBoobsRule]

http://www.bulletproofbaby]Bullet Proof Baby

It's not even the contents of the site that bother me, it's the fact that the creators test it on their own TODDLER!!!!! A LIVE BABY!!!! Look at the video on the front page of THE WOMAN SHOOTING HER KID'S STROLLER!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. this goes under guns being the worst invention ever.

This website is a "spoof" promoting the movie Shoot 'em Up. Notice how every item is out of stock and they talk about stunts for the movie. I have a feeling that the demo video was not using live ammo or it was a robotic baby as if this was real you know it would be all over the news.

Her aim is off so bad at times she should be hitting the wall behind the baby. I am willing to bet she was firing blanks.

[UTD Toker]

guns, american celebrities lol---> I hate how we idolize these ppl. for christs sake in the middle of the day, celeb shows take up every station on tv!!!! kinda rediculous if you ask me....and then they do something wrong and there under a huge microscope...kinda sad.

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

guns, american celebrities lol---> I hate how we idolize these ppl. for christs sake in the middle of the day, celeb shows take up every station on tv!!!! kinda rediculous if you ask me....and then they do something wrong and there under a huge microscope...kinda sad.

i think its ridiculous that people care about these people's lives so much just because they... well, why do they care? What I do with my life is no one else's business and what a celebrity does with their's is none of mine.

[UTD Toker]

^^agreed

[Mississippi Steve]

guns/gunpowder/black powder (although i am not anti-gun, considering every criminal and their mother owns one... but the world would have been alot better off if they were never invented in the firstplace

Without gun powder, we wouldn't have fireworks!!!!

[the joint meister]

ok i got one to beat you all.... "the his or her sex machine" from the movie haggard, lol


peace out TjM

[psteve]

Intolerance.
mp3.

[bluntblaze]

dildos

[poiuyt]

Windows Vista

[snowblind]

i would say the use of petrol and desiel in replace of hemp oil to run motor cars, its not really an invention but more a corperate scam to make sure we have to pay for fuel not buy it

[birdgirl73]

There certainly was a lot of talk about other substances on this thread before I cleaned it up. I was beginning to think this topic was the worst invention ever.

I'll have to say guns, although I know humanity well enough to know we'd invent--and have invented--equally awful ways to kill each other, even without firearms. Guns certainly have played a significant role in the history of our world, now that I think about it.

Intolerance is a good choice. I'd also have to put pantyhose on the list.

[420_24/7]

the rapex anti rape condom
not that i would ever rape someone
but what if someone forgot they were wearing it
and had sex with someone
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
just thinking about it hurts

[slipknotpsycho]

the rapex anti rape condom
not that i would ever rape someone
but what if someone forgot they were wearing it
and had sex with someone
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
just thinking about it hurts

Frequently Asked Questions about RAPEX (http://www.rapestop.net/faq/index.asp)

are you kidding me?

lmao i can't believe the faq on this page...


Won't the rapist kill me?
Sadly, many women have been killed over time, as nobody can guarantee the outcome of any rape! However, the huge plus-factor is that the discomfort and pain is such, that the rapist would be disabled temporarily, (much worse than a kick in the groin that self-defence instructors teach women!) giving you time to get away and get help.

:S2:

[420_24/7]

"Won't I forget the device is in?"

"You could, but the empty applicator should remind you!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[gravity420]

aerogarden

[Meggz420]

This website is a "spoof" promoting the movie Shoot 'em Up. Notice how every item is out of stock and they talk about stunts for the movie. I have a feeling that the demo video was not using live ammo or it was a robotic baby as if this was real you know it would be all over the news.

Her aim is off so bad at times she should be hitting the wall behind the baby. I am willing to bet she was firing blanks.

Ohhhhh ok. That makes me feel soooo much better :) The idea that someone could actually be shooting at their own kid was driving me crazy!!!

[snowblind]

ong when we were stoned, this lad called pete i dont usually hang with came up with that idea. life a test tube with spikes. i thought he was fucked up. this is more fucked up. what shit, just get a tazer

[rebgirl420]

hmmm the clapper is pretty shitty. How lazy are you where you cant get off your fat ass and flick the switch on and off?

[snowblind]

what the hell is a clapper ?

[UTD Toker]

Hahahahaha can I wear the anti-rape condom if I want to masterbate? Ya bitch if you want your hands mauled by razor blades?:wtf: what if one of the blades went directly into the top of your penis's head!?! OUCHIES

[rebgirl420]

The Clapper - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clapper)

Its a device that controls a lamp and instead of getting up like a normal person and turning it on and off you just clap your hands and it turns on and off.

[slipknotpsycho]

what the hell is a clapper ?

it's a plug thingy... you put it in a wall outlet and plug whatever you want up to it, then clap to turn it on or off...

[slipknotpsycho]

The Clapper - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clapper)

Its a device that controls a lamp and instead of getting up like a normal person and turning it on and off you just clap your hands and it turns on and off.

it's not only for lamps :p will work with pretty much anything that plugs into a wall (christmas lights, phone charger, you name it.)

[rebgirl420]

Yeah my grandma had one, and when anyone made loud sounds the lights would go crazy!

[Gorlax]

Gun Worst Invention ever? If were thinking logically you are all wrong. Without guns we wouldn't be where we are today. Guns do not kill people, people kill people. The gun wont pull itself and kill someone. Now for the worst invention ever. Electronic bubble Wrap popper. http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/puchipuchi_bubble_wrap.jpg

[slipknotpsycho]

Gun Worst Invention ever? If were thinking logically you are all wrong. Without guns we wouldn't be where we are today. Guns do not kill people, people kill people. The gun wont pull itself and kill someone. Now for the worst invention ever. Electronic bubble Wrap popper. http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/puchipuchi_bubble_wrap.jpg

yeah but guns sure do make it a hell of alot easier...

btw, you can't just say we're all wrong and illogical.... this is a matter of opinion... which has no right or wrong answer.

[rebgirl420]

Eh if it wasnt for guns people would find other ways to kill people

[Gorlax]

Sorry, I know it is about opinion but I here this all the time about how guns are this or that. Yes they do make it easier but taking a human life in general shouldn't be easy to start with.

[slipknotpsycho]

Sorry, I know it is about opinion but I here this all the time about how guns are this or that. Yes they do make it easier but taking a human life in general shouldn't be easy to start with.

well just so you know (incase you missed it) i'm not anti-gun, infact i actually love guns...

and for some people it is easy to take another's life, but there are those who would never bring themselves to stab or even strangle someone, but put a gun in there hand, and it can become hard for them to NOT follow through...

guns make it very impersonal, and thus easier IMO (atleast for those who have the ability to take someoen's life to begin with)

[rocktheganj]

LOL, I'll outdo you all and post the genuinly, worst invention of all time:jointsmile:


Dumb Toy (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/31088/)


And here's the significantly more awsome version.


Swing Wing R E M I X (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/31542/)

that is the dumbest thing i've ever seen. kudos for truely finding the worst invention in creation.YouTube - Gun Control WKUK (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ARMoJ-9G68k) thers something pretty funny about guns haha.... "baby skull seeking bullets"

[Nochowderforyou]

Worst invention ever is easily those 'Roll up the Rim' rollers at Tim Horton's (A Canadian thing). For those who don't know, Tim's does this promotion where you roll up the rim of your coffee to win stuff. Well this year a fellow with no life invented a plastic clip thing, that clips onto the rim of the cup, you pull up, and it rolls the rim upward. :rolleyes:

I'm sorry, but have us human beings become so feeble minded that we struggle rolling a piece of cardboard up to win a donut or coffee? Not only that, at $2 each, people actually buy them. Stupid!

[beachguy in thongs]

Paddleboats.

[slipknotpsycho]

Worst invention ever is easily those 'Roll up the Rim' rollers at Tim Horton's (A Canadian thing). For those who don't know, Tim's does this promotion where you roll up the rim of your coffee to win stuff. Well this year a fellow with no life invented a plastic clip thing, that clips onto the rim of the cup, you pull up, and it rolls the rim upward. :rolleyes:

I'm sorry, but have us human beings become so feeble minded that we struggle rolling a piece of cardboard up to win a donut or coffee? Not only that, at $2 each, people actually buy them. Stupid!

lol i remember the thread on that thing awhile back...

i thought it was fuckin hilarious..

[bubblebrain8]

Worst invention ever: the fucking pigs

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah, curse their mothers!

No, I know this really good guy, with this really sweet mother. And, he's now a sheriff, in North Carolina.

[napolitana869]

slip and slides

[cannabis campbell]

Well not really an invention more of a type of clothes really but tie's! i hate them I know they make you look smart and everything but they were still invented and personally I think there one of the most stupidest inventions ever.

[rebgirl420]

Panty hose, they always rip and they remind me of old ladies

[slipknotpsycho]

Well not really an invention more of a type of clothes really but tie's! i hate them I know they make you look smart and everything but they were still invented and personally I think there one of the most stupidest inventions ever.

only part about them that makes you look smart is you gotta be a fucking genius to put it on in the first place :wtf:

[Nochowderforyou]

Crotchless panties. Really, what is thde point of them. On or off, either or, not a middle choice, that's not how it works!

[FUNKNUGGET]

^shit, more like best invention ever....

[Metaphor]

Crystal methamphetamine & the prison system.

[THClord]

Worst thing in the world: Strong governments

Those fuckers regulate our lives instead of commerce only. Those assholes make rules for us on how to live for their own personal gain.

Wars are made for their benefit, freedoms taken away for their benefit, fear is spread for their benefit...... and the list goes on forever.

What we are left with is the hope that we can be safe from government intrusion in our own homes. But no!!! They draft us to go die, they intrude into our homes if they suspect we are doing something they don't like.


Just look at the federal government, most of what they do is a waste
State and local -> schools, fire dept, police, hospitals
Federal -> war (51% of federal income, believe it or not)

P.S. the war on terror is BS, don't believe what the media tells you. I wouldn't be surprised if Bush invaded Iran for no reason within a year.

[couch-potato]

The DEA.