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weedmaster
08-29-2007, 05:22 AM
Last night i went to a mates for a few drinks, he shares a very large house with about 8 others, all in all there must have been about 50 people there drinking. Well there was one lad there who had way to much and passed out, so we pulled his trousers and boxers down, got a condom stretched it so it looked like it had been used then one of the girls there poked it in his arse crack . the poor bastard is going to wake this morning thinking that someone has given his arse a pokeing lol.
Hilder420
08-29-2007, 05:52 AM
hahaha thats too funny, i hope some is there to tell him after a few laughs that its fake though. although technically he did get poked. I would freak. but you should know that if ur not a trooper, and u pass out, ur ass (literally in this case) is free game.
chris_36824
08-29-2007, 05:56 AM
That is just awful... LOL...
slipknotpsycho
08-29-2007, 05:56 AM
.... a house full of drunk WHITE people huh?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UNKFolneXuY
tabuwn
08-29-2007, 01:28 PM
Last night i went to a mates for a few drinks, he shares a very large house with about 8 others, all in all there must have been about 50 people there drinking. Well there was one lad there who had way to much and passed out, so we pulled his trousers and boxers down, got a condom stretched it so it looked like it had been used then one of the girls there poked it in his arse crack . the poor bastard is going to wake this morning thinking that someone has given his arse a pokeing lol.

That's just wrong, man. WRONG! Damn funny tho! :D
Distortion
08-29-2007, 01:50 PM
lmfao "owned"
dark0ne
08-29-2007, 01:57 PM
these kids had a party, and got realy realy drunk. They ended up sexualy assalting this poor kid who passed out. they raped him with a screw driver, and left him bleeding on the floor. Then about 6 months late i get jurry duty, guess who's case i got pooled for. Thats right these idiots, but i got out of it because i knew them, and a few witnesses who told me the whole story.
not_the_kitty
08-29-2007, 01:57 PM
That sounds like a really funny prank. When my brother was going to boot camp his recruiter came over and got way too drunk and passed out and I wanted to draw a dick on his bald head but my brother was still sober enough to stop me :(
king of the world
08-29-2007, 03:16 PM
.... a house full of drunk WHITE people huh?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UNKFolneXuY

exactly what came to my mind when i read this. lol.
Nation_1ne
08-29-2007, 04:07 PM
these kids had a party, and got realy realy drunk. They ended up sexualy assalting this poor kid who passed out. they raped him with a screw driver, and left him bleeding on the floor.

Who the fuck does that? Seriously, deranged lil' bastards.
spliffstar22
08-29-2007, 05:12 PM
that's just what i was thinking about too, chappelles too funny, for what its worth is mad funny. And that's fuckin disgusting man, but you cant be passin out just anywhere....
slipknotpsycho
08-29-2007, 08:58 PM
man i'm glad i don't push my limits and pass out..

lol.... push your limits, pass out and you're NOT going to be happy when you wake up... :p
GraziLovesMary
08-29-2007, 09:03 PM
man i'm glad i don't push my limits and pass out..

lol.... push your limits, pass out and you're NOT going to be happy when you wake up... :p

haha no bullshit.. maybe thats one reason why I party and Im always the last one still awake. Maybe I dont sleep because I never fully trust my environment???? Hahahaha probably true.
ganjzilla
08-29-2007, 09:10 PM
did he have his shoes off? cuz thats the rules if u pass out with ur shoes on its fair game...shoes off = off limits...but thatd have been hilarious...hopefully someone let him in on what really happened later cuz if that was me id have flipped shit and given the person that did it a visit to the icu...only if it really happened
GraziLovesMary
08-29-2007, 09:13 PM
did he have his shoes off? cuz thats the rules if u pass out with ur shoes on its fair game...shoes off = off limits...but thatd have been hilarious...hopefully someone let him in on what really happened later cuz if that was me id have flipped shit and given the person that did it a visit to the icu...only if it really happened

I was gonna say it... most people that are gonna fuck with you after you pass out are nice enough only to do so if you forgot to take your shoes off. Some will even warn you and give you a chance...
king of the world
08-30-2007, 02:37 AM
this is why i do not drink
Blitzed
08-30-2007, 03:07 AM
haha no bullshit.. maybe thats one reason why I party and Im always the last one still awake. Maybe I dont sleep because I never fully trust my environment???? Hahahaha probably true.
^^^


That sounds like me.. Im always the last asleep and first one up. One friend of mine at every party gets a pillow into the bathroom, and sleeps in there in the tub, with the door locked.