8/29/07 - Wish me luck.

[n1nj4]

Alright, so I just got hired at our local Sam's Club here in Georgia. I had been looking for a job a couple weeks before they called me for an interview, so I decided I'd stop smoking to prepare for any drug testing. 8/16/07 (Midnight, so the night of the 15th) is when I stopped smoking. Wednesday will be exactly 2 weeks of no smoking. I've been drinking a lot of water and exercising a bit to help cleaning out my system, however yesterday I failed a home drug test.

The piss collected was in the morning, the 2nd time I pissed that day just to see if I had THC in my system. Of course I do. So I did a little research, and I believe you guys are my only hope.

totse.com | How to Pass A Piss Test (http://www.totse.com/en/drugs/miscellaneous_drug_information/163680.html)

This website looks accurate. I went out and bought a multivitamin and vitamin B complex to give my piss color and I took 1 of each about mid-day sunday. I'm not sure how many of these I can take a day since B complex is a lot of vitamin B, but I need to take at least 2 a day and get a lot in my system.

Alright, so the plan is to get this vitamin B in my system, keep downing water, and the day of the test to not eat anything and completely waste myself with water. I want to wake up early, drink until I drop, piss as much as humanly possible, drive to my hometown (an hour away), stop by the mall, keep drinking water and pissing up to the point that I have to take the test.

What do you guys think? Any suggestions? Any experiences? Has this worked for any of you? Do I have hope?

[kermitthehermit]

Why don't you carefully follow the dilution thread or the sub thread - both stickied - above?

[IIQuickSilverII]

since they dont watch me piss i am doing the quick fix thing

[I Justburn 247]

you're on the right track.. unfortunately there's just no simple answers I mean even things like using clean piss get complicated by temperature and who's watching and all that

Stay high.

[n1nj4]

Man I don't know what to do. I saw this and it has me pretty scared since Sam's Club is a big private business.

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/122149-guarantee-pass-pre-employment.html#post1512457

I wish I had some way to add this "creatine clearance" to my system so I would come back negative and not dilute negative.

What to do.. what to do.. Today's monday, test is on wednesday.

[killerweed420]

What size and weight are you?
Don't drink a lot of water days before the test just a few hours before.If you really want to be sure your going to pass get some quickfix and sub.Its the only 100% sure way.

[n1nj4]

6'0 195, i don't want to sub because its too risky and to get a detox kit would be a long drive. i'm praying this will work.

[ganjzilla]

good luck let us in on how it goes

[jeffman]

Good Luck....:stoned:

[killerweed420]

I would quit drinking lots of fluids. Wait till the morning of the test and drink some gatorade,pee a few times before the test and be sure to take a mid stream sample of your piss.
Let us know how you did.

[n1nj4]

well, tomorrows the day. i've started taking vitamins sunday, 1 multi and 1 b complex. monday i took 1 multi and 1 b complex in the morning, 1 b complex after lunch, and another after dinner. same for today. is there anything i should do to prepare the morning of?

i've been reading around and i'm not quite sure how to approach it. i live an hour away from my home town(where i'm taking the test.) should i take any aspirin tonight or tomorrow morning? i told the manager i would be in town at around 2, so that gives me time to prepare. heres my plan, please leave any suggestions.

tonight, eat a couple hamburgers(for creatine?) and pop another b complex. in the morning, eat another hamburger, pop a multi and b complex, drink a good bit of water. piss a lot. drive to my home town, stop by the mall and drink some more water and piss more(since its an hour away), and maybe pop another b complex to give my piss color before the test. how much water should i drink? i've been loading myself down with water just because thats what i do everyday. i've always drank tons of water. suggestions?

[gcssp]

Why is everyone on the dilution method. Synthetic urine will work everytime. No need to detox or dilute. Buy a pre-mixed kit and just add the heating element to it. Products that will work are Quick Fix, Yurinflow, or Number1.

[Burnt Toast]

Why is everyone on the dilution method. Synthetic urine will work everytime. No need to detox or dilute. .

I second that. Synthetics or a clean human sample is the way to go. Dilution methods and other forms of internal "detox" are a roll of dice - it may work for some people at some times, or it may not. Why take these foolish chances, especially since careers and freedoms depend on the outcome?

When using a sub, you dont have to take any chances with your own dirty pee, because not of it would be used. Employment-related drug tests are not observed unless there is cause.

Also with subbing, unlike internal "detox", there is absolutely no need to abstain from the Great God Ganja. :rastasmoke:

[Mr. Bubbles]

Drug testing can be quite a troublesome affair. There are rarely any easy ways around it. Two weeks sounds like you should be clean, though. Are you a heavy smoker?

[n1nj4]

Well, I failed a home test sunday on my 2nd piss of the morning. Wednesday will be exactly 14 days of quitting from an everyday smoker.

[hc526]

I would claim a car accident on the way there and "sprain your ankle" enough not to drive for 2 more weeks.

[n1nj4]

heh, i wish man. it's for a job, and they don't have to hire me. i did enough to delay it until tomorrow. any quick suggestions before i go to bed? nervousness is kicking in..

[Rabbit Lion]

ask a friend to piss for you, there is really no other surefire way.

[n1nj4]

i took the test about 3 hours ago. hopefully i'll know the results by friday.

[n1nj4]

well, i haven't heard back from the employer. i'm not sure if that's because i failed and they don't have the balls to tell me, or they just haven't contacted me yet. either way, it doesn't matter. i got hired somewhere else at 9$ an hour, .75$ increase from what sam's offered. i start monday :jointsmile:

[n1nj4]

well, what do you know? sam's club called me and told me i passed, but i had to turn down the job offer because i've already found a job. i picked up a quick fix just in case they try to pull anything on me. best of luck to all of you. about to spark a bowl. much love.

[jeffman]

well, what do you know? sam's club called me and told me i passed, but i had to turn down the job offer because i've already found a job. i picked up a quick fix just in case they try to pull anything on me. best of luck to all of you. about to spark a bowl. much love.
Great job!!!! :thumbsup:

[killerweed420]

Go for the money.It pays for more smoke.