home alone on a saturday

[soldier1944]

well i was home all alone on a saturday morning. my boy and i had just bought half an oz of really good chronic but it was stashes at his place. so i get up, i look outside and its fuckin snowin like a bitch,so my boy calls me up and says come get that shit,i ask to meet him halfway and he says no if u want it u can come n get it so im like ight then i need my weed right so i walk over to his house in all this fuckin snow,and i get the weed,he says 'here take this shit,my sisters startin to think theres garlic in my room' so i take this nize size bud,and head home.well what happen i locked myself out like an idiot. i had to break through my bedroom window and i knocked over a shelf and a fan. possibly a sign i shouldnt smoke my weed on this day cause god dont want me to, but i said fuck it im gonna. so i head out to my garage and smoke 2 bowls to myself of the best chronic,n i spray some deoderant and leave the garage door halfway open to airout.now im stoned as fuck,the best high ever cause i usually dont smoke alone.so i head inside,dont gotta break in again. i call ma dad up at work and tell him i had to break in,and hes all pissed like why didnt u call me and itold him i didnt have a cell on me and didnt wanna walk back to jakes to use the phone. he gets all mad and said so now theres another screen broken and he will see me when he gets home or some shit it was gay. now im sittin here eatin cocoa puffs high as fuck at 12:24 pm

[naturalmystic]

haha that's a good story man. THose kind of things happen to me all the time, lock myself out, or i do something stupid. where are you from. Where i live, we just missed the storm barely.

[soldier1944]

i live in michigan about 10 mins from detroit

[slowmotion]

you should shut yer garage door, yer dad might get pissed about that too

[stonerboy40k]

theres nothing like geting high on a saturday

[soldier1944]

i shut the garage door mins before he got home so he wasnt suspicious

[KennabisCranium]

COO COO for cocoa puffs!!!!!!


smoke MORE buds,
Steve Yzerman is cool,
stop locking yourself out in the snow.



but everything is chilly willy
I'm so fuckin' baked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[nic0le42o]

so one time me and my friend chris were piss drunk, and he made me mad (neither of us can remember why) so i told him to leave my house but he wouldnt, i started screming and thretening him with knives, and of course my brothers (ages 11 and 13) were home listening, then we went downstairs and he wouldnt leave still.. more yelling.. blah blah blah... so i picked up this solid wooden napkin holder thinky, it was kinda big, and i threw it at his head. then he fell down. he was screaming bloody murder, saying he couldnt see, and blood was rushing down his shirt all over the floor and his head and me, and then my dad came home. so we called his mom, and she took him to the hospital where he got, i think 5 staples in his skull. and now were going out, its been a long time since that day, weve been dating for about 5 months, that was maybe 6 or 7 months ago.

another time my friend tom was visiting on his christmas break from boot camp, a day away from going to south carolina, and he gets extremely drunk. he chugged a liter of vodka and kept drinking, i was stoned... then he starts arguing with his girl, and falling down, he was rolling around outside in the mud so he had to change into my boyfriends pants. then he started hitting his girl, then he came inside and fell face down on my boyfriends basement floor, we didnt wanna fuck with him. he got up later and ran into my boyfriends bedroom, blood all over the side of his face, and dove onto the bed. he got blood on the pillows. there he proceeded to whip his dick out, and mumble on about how his dick was in my ass. he left a trail of blood from one room to the other. then chris' mom found out he was drunk, she came downstairs when she got home and he was laying on the floor, she aske dif he was ok, and he flipped her off. then he called her a bitch and a slut a couple times. me chris and alicia went to go get food and left andrew with tom, while we were gone he had told chris' mom to give him a kiss and puked all over himself, then passed out. he slept for a good 6 hours, when he woke up he had NO IDEA what had happened, or why he was wearing someone elses pants.


theres madddd more stories. but fuck it, no one cares about this shit.

[naturalmystic]

that is some crazy shit. I don't like drinking that much pretty much because of that reason. You can't control yourself when your drunk. At least when your stoned you can (for the most part) control what you do and say if you really try.

[Not Enough Herb]

so one time me and my friend chris were piss drunk, and he made me mad (neither of us can remember why) so i told him to leave my house but he wouldnt, i started screming and thretening him with knives, and of course my brothers (ages 11 and 13) were home listening, then we went downstairs and he wouldnt leave still.. more yelling.. blah blah blah... so i picked up this solid wooden napkin holder thinky, it was kinda big, and i threw it at his head. then he fell down. he was screaming bloody murder, saying he couldnt see, and blood was rushing down his shirt all over the floor and his head and me, and then my dad came home. so we called his mom, and she took him to the hospital where he got, i think 5 staples in his skull. and now were going out, its been a long time since that day, weve been dating for about 5 months, that was maybe 6 or 7 months ago.

another time my friend tom was visiting on his christmas break from boot camp, a day away from going to south carolina, and he gets extremely drunk. he chugged a liter of vodka and kept drinking, i was stoned... then he starts arguing with his girl, and falling down, he was rolling around outside in the mud so he had to change into my boyfriends pants. then he started hitting his girl, then he came inside and fell face down on my boyfriends basement floor, we didnt wanna fuck with him. he got up later and ran into my boyfriends bedroom, blood all over the side of his face, and dove onto the bed. he got blood on the pillows. there he proceeded to whip his dick out, and mumble on about how his dick was in my ass. he left a trail of blood from one room to the other. then chris' mom found out he was drunk, she came downstairs when she got home and he was laying on the floor, she aske dif he was ok, and he flipped her off. then he called her a bitch and a slut a couple times. me chris and alicia went to go get food and left andrew with tom, while we were gone he had told chris' mom to give him a kiss and puked all over himself, then passed out. he slept for a good 6 hours, when he woke up he had NO IDEA what had happened, or why he was wearing someone elses pants.


theres madddd more stories. but fuck it, no one cares about this shit.

LMFAO to that

later

[juggalo420]

so one time me and my friend chris were piss drunk, and he made me mad (neither of us can remember why) so i told him to leave my house but he wouldnt, i started screming and thretening him with knives, and of course my brothers (ages 11 and 13) were home listening, then we went downstairs and he wouldnt leave still.. more yelling.. blah blah blah... so i picked up this solid wooden napkin holder thinky, it was kinda big, and i threw it at his head. then he fell down. he was screaming bloody murder, saying he couldnt see, and blood was rushing down his shirt all over the floor and his head and me, and then my dad came home. so we called his mom, and she took him to the hospital where he got, i think 5 staples in his skull. and now were going out, its been a long time since that day, weve been dating for about 5 months, that was maybe 6 or 7 months ago.

another time my friend tom was visiting on his christmas break from boot camp, a day away from going to south carolina, and he gets extremely drunk. he chugged a liter of vodka and kept drinking, i was stoned... then he starts arguing with his girl, and falling down, he was rolling around outside in the mud so he had to change into my boyfriends pants. then he started hitting his girl, then he came inside and fell face down on my boyfriends basement floor, we didnt wanna fuck with him. he got up later and ran into my boyfriends bedroom, blood all over the side of his face, and dove onto the bed. he got blood on the pillows. there he proceeded to whip his dick out, and mumble on about how his dick was in my ass. he left a trail of blood from one room to the other. then chris' mom found out he was drunk, she came downstairs when she got home and he was laying on the floor, she aske dif he was ok, and he flipped her off. then he called her a bitch and a slut a couple times. me chris and alicia went to go get food and left andrew with tom, while we were gone he had told chris' mom to give him a kiss and puked all over himself, then passed out. he slept for a good 6 hours, when he woke up he had NO IDEA what had happened, or why he was wearing someone elses pants.


theres madddd more stories. but fuck it, no one cares about this shit.
i remember this one time this girl nicole was fiending so bad for crack she was looking on the floor of my old jeep looking for a rock for a couple hours.

i remember 1 time getting arrested in front of nicoles house, then calling her at like 2am from a police station wondering where i was. (i was drunk)

1 time nicole tried to abort a fetus by pumbling her stomach.

1 time nicole died and went to hell. :)

[sugarmagnolia]

hmmm.... these stories are pretty disturbing.