Criss Angel Should Be Tarred and Feathered!

[rebgirl420]

Ugh I freaking hate this guy so freaking much. Just watching his crappy show makes me feel violent and aggressive. I just feel like smashing mail boxes or throwing sticks in front of old people and their scooters.

If you dont know who this is, he is a "illusionist" (which is a stupid word for a magician). He has a t.v. show and he has this crappy goth persona. He also is a big L.A. club scene a-hole who hangs with people like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan (dates them even).

What pisses me off is that everyone is so amazed with his crap! Its NOT REAL!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!! These people are actors! It's nothing but old tricks and camera angles and sequencing. What a frickin' hack.

Sorry I had to rant/ This just kills me.:angry3:

[ghosty]

he's done maybe 2 illusions that actually impressed me, the rest are pretty bogus

[rebgirl420]

haha yes, tar and feathering are good too!

[slipknotpsycho]

all magicians are just using old crappy tricks and everything else you said.... so i suspect that's not why you hate him, rather then persona he gives off (if he's hanging with paris and lindsay, he's definately not goth, as no self respecting goth (yes yes i know :D) would be seen dead with preps....) just another poser in this world.

[FakeBoobsRule]

How about forced to get a tan! He was with Britney trailor trash last weekend, the worst of the bunch.

[youngtoke102]

ive seen him perform. and im not trying to be harsh or get in a fight, ive seen him perform and you say all this now. i hope you get to see him live and on the street. its unbelievable. you'll have a heart attack watching what he does.

[rebgirl420]

No frickin way haha. Id be in the back of the croud, "Booo hisss.....your a douche....your such a douch that you should have Summers Eve tattood on you..."

[CYRAX]

When I seen this bastard walkin across water I knew he was fulla shit. I can air a better show :), wouldn't be about fake wizards though, I can tell yuh that much.

[Matt the Funk]

I dunno his shit is pretty cool. I'd love to see that shit live baked. Who cares about his persona/personality/whatever. Do you know him? Have you ever hung out with him? Is it worth the hate? But really, even if he is friends with them, does that make him any more or less of a person? Just saying...

[rebgirl420]

Nope but theres so many other reasons to hate him, like just the reactions from people.

Not to mention John is laying beside me saying, "Hey Theresa..*giggles* Im a mind freak" over and over! Argh.

[CYRAX]

Shouldn't Criss be cutting himself or something? I wonder what made him think about being a fake mage, lmao. o.0

[ghosty]

your such a douch that you should have Summers Eve tattood on you..."

hahaha... im totally using that sometime +rep (if it lets me... guess not gotta spread some more love)

[Matt the Funk]

Nope but theres so many other reasons to hate him, like just the reactions from people.

Not to mention John is laying beside me saying, "Hey Theresa..*giggles* Im a mind freak" over and over! Argh.Lol

[slipknotpsycho]

lol sorry i had to

[rebgirl420]

haha yeah it did sound good after I said it to John, thought it would be more appreciated here....Johns still mad after I asked him if he had sand in his vagina. And when he got REALLY pissed off I asked him if he'd made a pearl yet...he is still in a cranky mood.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Reb, your girl Pammy is doing a magic show in Vegas with Hans Klok. They did it on Conan a few weeks ago but this clip only shows the last 30 seconds. Hans does a bunch of tricks with his assistant and then.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAzSuWQWaQU

[mfqr]

When I seen this bastard walkin across water I knew he was fulla shit. I can air a better show :), wouldn't be about fake wizards though, I can tell yuh that much.

Would it be about smoking weed? Oh my god, I think I guessed it! Just get everyone so stoned that they think you're actually magical!

[slipknotpsycho]

damn it didn't upload =/

[rebgirl420]

I (heart) Pamela Anderson, shes one of my role models. And Fake, I didnt know he was named after that KISS guy. Now he's even a bigger schmuck.

[CYRAX]

Would it be about smoking weed? Oh my god, I think I guessed it! Just get everyone so stoned that they think you're actually magical!

To be honest it would be one of those shows where the cast just gets beat up from crazy stunts, but I'd prolly light up before biking down the hill without breaks. :stoned:

[FakeBoobsRule]

According to Tyler Durden, his full name is Peter Criss Angel.

Pam did that act on another late night show either Jimmy K. or the late late show on CBS so I might can find the whole thing. It was better watching it on tv because they didn't say anything about her then after like 2 minutes of illusions she pops out for the big finale so they didn't ruin it like I did. That's why Conan is like WOW at the end.

Reb, I can't believe Conan didn't grant your wish.

[iNHALE.xHALE.]

ehh...his shows alright, watch it baked and its cool, but then watch it sober and thats a diff. story..i seen a couple of episode where theres obviously actors in the crowd [using the word actors very sparringly...]

[rebgirl420]

Yeah conan o brian is a tool. Hes a loser.

But just if no one knows. When I had cancer I got to pick a make-a-wish I wanted. And at the time I was obsessed with Conan O Brian. Like I had such a crush on him. So I wanted to meet him and see his show in New York City. WELL, the douche refuses to meet with me. He just won't. The reason was: I was under 16 at the time. Yeah, I have fucking cancer. CANCER. And he wont see me b/c what? It might make him uncomfortable? Ugh.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Here's the whole thing but it is up poor video and audio quality as someone filmed it off tv. It says 10 minutes but you only need to see the first 2 minutes. Conan does introduce Pammy but I must not have heard him when I saw it on tv which made it better. Sorry for the hi-jack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBffpKB_Erw

[make it legal]

Yeah That guy and show has always pissed me off. I don't understand how anyone can watch that shit.

Mind control with Derren Brown is a cool show. He doesn't claim to be psychic or a magician or anything.

[higher4hockey]

hey reb ya know what, i dont like eggplant, so you know what i do? i dont eat it.


if you dont like that show, dont watch it.

[rebgirl420]

come on higher, no need to be mean. this is a very light thread at best

[DreadConches]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOxvvSkT0h8
This is one of my favorite episodes of Mindfreak. The rest of their Mindfreak videos are pretty funny.

[Meggz420]

I have no opinion of him as a magician/illusionist/whatever, but as a person, he just looks like the type of guy who could take 15480275492 showers, and still be perpetually greasy... I don't know why... I think it's the whole "I try very hard to look and act goth, but I just do it so I can screw famous people" thing he's got going on.

[Rhymenocerus]

I don't like him either, he comes across like a total douche.

[higher4hockey]

you know im not trying to be mean...but it blows my mind that a tv show that you dont have to watch bothers you that much

[Purple Banana]

I love my Conan :(

That's cool if ya don't, though. Yeah this guy looks like a tool...

[420_24/7]

i liked the one where he got rolled over by a steam roller while laying on broken glass, what a dumbass. His cat kicks ass though, thats where the real magic is

[The Dude Of Life]

Douche or not, Criss is talented and you can't deny it.

uh... except for the fake part lol.
other than that hes a great actor... deserves an oscar for the shenanigans he pulls off on national TV... havent seen more bullshit through the tube since the State of the Union haha.

[DreadConches]

You know anyone can edit wikipedia, right?
And on one site I saw a video that showed how he faked one of his disappearing tricks.

[DreadConches]

I didn't say edit it to put in information that isn't factual. I am just saying they can call him whatever they want, because he may include those things. I am just saying that any pro-Criss Angel person can word things to sound the way they want them to.
Same thing is done by large companies to their wikipedia pages.

[Veratyr Star]

It's just a show. Just a guy doing a job to make money.

So much anger towards something that you can change the channel on...

[DreadConches]

I don't have any anger towards him, I just feel that his show is dumb. And I do not watch his show, I have seen a few.
Here is some real magic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY

[Veratyr Star]

Roflmao that is hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when he would stare at the camera. Haha great vid.

[slipknotpsycho]

still stick with what i said earlier, he's only doing what every last other street style magician does, and using techniques developed by hundreds of others over a period of hundreds of years...

so that can't be why anyone has a problem with him, so what is it? lol i'm honestly curious, i'm not a fan of his, he's only done one thing that had me in total dismay, and still does to this day..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bXtLwgoNHUc

anyways, doesn't matter how a fan may word it, his track history is there reguardless, and it certainly does show he is talented... you can't deny it, it's impossible... if he was just some douche with no talent he wouldn't have his own show, nor would he have anywhere near as many fans as he does...

i mean as far as i know he didn't come from a super-rich family which funded his way into hollywood, he started from somewhere...

like i said the talent is there, he's not that bad of a singer either.. (lol, i've heard a lot lot worse, most of whom dedicate their career to music)

[Reefer Rogue]

Let us eliminate hate from our hearts and be happy for other people's success, regardless of whether or not they are illusionists, goths or whomever.

[Veratyr Star]

Let us eliminate hate from our hearts and be happy for other people's success, regardless of whether or not they are illusionists, goths or whomever.

farealz

[Purple Banana]

Penn and Teller are better! At least they KNOW their sleight of hand is all bullshit... And Teller is hot.

[Nation_1ne]

hey reb ya know what, i dont like eggplant, so you know what i do? i dont eat it.


if you dont like that show, dont watch it.

This thread should be tarred and feathered lol.


come on higher, no need to be mean. this is a very light thread at best

Come off it, that was that was hardly mean.

[stinkyattic]

I don't really like to see talk of tarring and feathering because of what it was used for in the past, guys.

I see a fight about to start here... this thread is locked. Have a good one.