Gotta get me some!

[JD1stTimer]

Hey, I'm curious if anyone else out there reached a point while still a virgin where you just thought to yourself, "I gotta hook up with somebody besides Rosie Palmer, and the situation is getting gritical!" Or was your first time before you reached that level of near-frenzy? Also, when you start getting critical like that, what do you normally do/what's the most extreme thing you've done to remedy yourself? I don't mean violence either, if that's it then go turn yourself in. I'm talking strictly consensual here.

[Hardcore Newbie]

Surprisingly not. I think sex is something you think will be really good, but then you find out it's one of the best feelings in the world. Only after you've tried it do you really get hooked :p

[JD1stTimer]

LOL, once I try it it's gonna get worse? Ohh I'm so naive, just a wee lamb.

[Hardcore Newbie]

I'm afraid so hahahaha. Same with masturbation.... it took me a while to figure out why that was so good too haha.

[MadSativa]

Its not soposed to be an addiction but sometimes after 3 months or more once was about 8 months, but anyway, Yeah it starts to turn into something other than I need to get some and turns to who will I get. When that happens it is time to get some. I have done the one night stand, the week relationship, and the call girl order. And to tell you the truth when you want some and you know your not gonna get into the marriage thing and just need some, I think the call girl is the better way to go. After you factor going to the bar and buying drinks, and possiblr drama from the whole ordeal it is cheaper and easier to place the call girl order. Choos wisley and dont cheap out with the nasty central type, meat and great before you do the deed. But more improtantly start to think about the need and every time you see a hotty introduce your self and find out if shes single. Its like being a vampire you know you are gonna have to feed and you will eventualy give in. So anticipate your hunger, but most importantly treat the girls right even if you pay for her time.

[Non]

Good God you know you should want to get that confirmation from the universe that your genes are applicable for survival against the forces of natural selection

[Non]

if there even is such a thing as true forces of natural selection then I dont mean 'against' but 'with'.

[Hilder420]

Hardcore Newbie's right. I've been sayin it for years. like the old Pringles commercial said: Once you pop you just cant stop. hahahahaha

[snowblind]

lolz pringles. it gets worse cus u know what your missin out on. rather than imagining what its like.

after a month or so i get the itch, that no amount of scratching can fix

peace

snow

[ganjzilla]

haha...dude ull be ok, it will come when it comes, u cant force this...a woman will sleep with u when she feels comfortable so be yourself and do what makes her happy...in time ull get what u want

[JD1stTimer]

LOL, yeah, but at 27 I'm starting to think if it hasn't worked out yet then there's ... uhhh... probably something wrong with me that all my friends and family just won't come out and tell me for some reason... every reason they give, I can think of guys that have all the combined negatives and seem to get plenty of tang.. anyways, my cousin thinks I'm gay because I enjoy gardening and cooking and old movies and musicals and stuff.. and he says the fact that women turn me on and men don't is beyond the point... WTF?!? Anyway, could it be possible to be gay and not know it because of that confusing fact of getting horny from women?

[Veratyr Star]

you're not gay

[Snorbel]

Haha, gay and not know it? I don't think so, but I dunno.

I can't really help you out in the woman department. Sounds like you want sex more than a relationship.

[CUPNOODLES]

find an easy girl....tell her, if shes competitve, that u can out drink her...if she falls for it then ur in...all gotta do is make out with her wile ur drunk and she is 2 and ur set...things will escalde from there...heh heh works evrytime for me:cool:

[cannabis campbell]

Whos rosie palmer?

[CUPNOODLES]

ur hand.....

[JD1stTimer]

She has five daughters who also help her.

[birdgirl73]

JD1stTimer, my husband was just reading over my shoulder. He wondered if you had any female friends who might want the honor of deflowering you--or if any of your guy friends have sisters. That's how he chalked off his first time, the hot older sister of a friend. Where it's almost like a pre-arranged thing where someone volunteers to take you on just to initiate you out of friendship. Not a heavy love thing, but not completely absent of emotional connection, either.

[Hilder420]

birdgirl has the the right idea. i myself love virgins. They're so impressionable. custom trained :thumbsup:i know theres women out there who do as well.

[JD1stTimer]

Hmmm, that sounds like a good idea. :) Thank you, birdgirl! If I could rep you I would. LOL Hilder, sometimes I think about that custom training.. I wonder if the advice to not have serious relationships until you are out of highschool is bad advice. I mean, they say find yourself, but wouldn't it be better for two people to find each other and mold to each other? Seems like that's how most of our grandparents (or greats) did it, and apparently they had very fulfilling and loving lives generally speaking. They're the ones who I hear say "57 years of marriage and we still love each other just like we did in 10th grade", and not just publicly, but in private conversations with both parties (Yeah, I talk to old folks a lot. They have the best stories, like the first time they played baseball at night and it was front page in the newspaper. I don't know why, but that just sounds AWESOME, not like todays which are just minor advancements by small degrees.)

[JD1stTimer]

Oh, and Snorbel, I'm 27 and a virgin. I've had plenty of friendship relations, which never moved romantically when I suggested it. OF COURSE I want SEX! LOL! You are observant.

[Hilder420]

hmm dont know bout all that. I was thinkin u were talkin bout just sex. it seems to me like you want the whole package, ya know fall in love, get married, then have sex. in that order. maybe you just want your first time to be special subconciously. on the surface, all u can think of is hmm how do i get laid? I've had a virgin... let me tell you.... best sex ever.... i still keep him around... LOL Thing is, alot of men, once they've had sex, and wether the women they slept with really were satisfied or faked it, they get into a pattern of what seemed to have worked the last time. dont get me wrong, i love a dominant take- charge man in bed, (matter of fact, i preffer it) but every woman is different, and so is her body, so virgins are a little more inclined to want to everything I've got to teach. besides the widening of the eyes and stalled breath at first penetration when he realized that no matter how good ur hand made you feel, doesnt even begin to compare. oh I Love it!!! Peace- Hilder

[Ganj]

ur hand.....


Boy do I need to cutback on my visits with her! I rub 'em out so much, I've forgotten what pussy feels like.

[Alwayz_Stoned]

When u get it you'll be hooked! lol

[JD1stTimer]

LOL, yeah, hilder, I really do want the whole package actually because I rarely feel anything for people I don't know well enough. That's how my new acquaintances pop into friendship mode so quickly... I'm not thinking about getting the game on for a few weeks after meeting. :(

[Reefer Rogue]

You're a patient man, i'll say that, as soon as i turned 18 i took the easy way out in Amsterdam. I don't regret it, i'm with someone now trying to do it the hard way. I suggest that you don't focus on the sex and only on a potential partner. Then, the sex shall follow.

[beachguy in thongs]

Oh, and Snorbel, I'm 27 and a virgin. I've had plenty of friendship relations, which never moved romantically when I suggested it. OF COURSE I want SEX! LOL! You are observant.

Go for the next girl that smiles at you. :)

[snicklefritz1825]

Some girls actually like it when a guy is a virgin. For the same reasons guys like virgins.

[Markass]

my first time I was 15 and the chick was 19...I thought nothing before it really...I can't even remember how I thought of chicks before then..but now, I certainly think of them how I should..women are awesome!(sometimes):thumbsup:

I didn't really anticipate it...it was one of my chick friend's sisters...she bought some beer and we drank and then did it..

[Hardcore Newbie]

Some girls actually like it when a guy is a virgin. For the same reasons guys like virgins.
I don't like vigins, but then again, I've only had sex with one after my first gf. My first gf and I took a lot of time to get good together, so that was dandy.

The second one I took my time with too, but it was the most vanilla sex you can think of and she'd stop for no reason in the middle. I tell her that we'll stop the sex for a while because she obviously has a problem with it, but she wasn't having that either. After about 15 times having sex with the girl, I still hadn't gotten off once.

Needless to say, i don't have sex with her anymore. Why should she have all the orgasms?

[LuckyG]

Man, I've gone in pretty much the other direction from you. I'm 21 and I haven't so much as held hands with a girl yet. The other day my cousin was talking about his new job at my university, and he was talking about all the "fine honeys" there. I kinda looked at him, and just said "Yeah, I guess," and he took it to mean that I had high standards, but really, I just hadn't noticed. Life's pretty asexual for me right now.

[TallCoolOne]

just get a woman drunk, sheesh.