billie
01-21-2005, 08:39 PM
> > >This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send
>it
> > > >onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
> > > >Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
> > > >silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a
>lot
> > > >more stressful days than not.
> > > > Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find
>your new
> > > >name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and
> > > >forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to
> > > >forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you
> > > >participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now
>known
> > > >far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt
>from
> > > >a children's book, "Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of
> > > >Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces
> > > >everyone to assume new names...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
>first
> > > >name:
> > > >a = snickle
> > > >b = doombah
> > > >c = goober
> > > >d = cheesey
> > > >e = crusty
> > > >f = greasy
> > > >g = dumbo
> > > >h = farcus
> > > >i = dorky
> > > >j = doofus
> > > >k = funky
> > > >l = boobie
> > > >m = sleezy
> > > >n = sloopy
> > > >o = fluffy
> > > >p = stinky
> > > >q = slimy
> > > >r = dorfus
> > > >s = snooty
> > > >t = tootsie
> > > >u = dipsy
> > > >v = sneezy
> > > >w = liver
> > > >x = skippy
> > > >y = dinky
> > > >z = zippy
> > > >
> > > >Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
>half of
> > > >your new last name:
> > > >
> > > >a = dippin
> > > >b = feather
> > > >c = giggle
> > > >d = burger
> > > >e = chicken
> > > >f = barffy
> > > >g = lizard
> > > >h = waffle
> > > >i = farkle
> > > >j = monkey
> > > >k = flippin
> > > >l = fricken
> > > >m = bubble
> > > >n = rhino
> > > >o = potty
> > > >p = hamster
> > > >q = buckle
> > > > r = gizzard
> > > >s = lickin
> > > >t = snickle
> > > >u = chuckle
> > > >v = pickle
> > > >w = hubble
> > > >x = dingle
> > > >y = gorilla
> > > >z = girdle
> > > >
> > > >Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
>half of
> > > >your new last name:
> > > >
> > > >a = butt
> > > >b = boob
> > > >c = face
> > > >d = nose
> > > >e = hump
> > > >f = breath
> > > >g = pants
> > > >h = shorts
> > > >i = lips
> > > >j = honker
> > > >k = head
> > > >l = tush
> > > >m = chunks
> > > >n = dunkin
> > > >o = brains
> > > >p = biscuits
> > > >q = toes
> > > >r = doodle
> > > >s = fanny
> > > >t = sniffer
> > > >u = sprinkles
> > > >v = frack
> > > >w = squirt
> > > >x = humperdinck
> > > >y = hiney
> > > >z = juice
> > > >
> > > >Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy
>Chucklefanny.
> > > >Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your newname as the subject.
> > > >
> > > >And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
>adults
> > > >laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
> > >
>it
> > > >onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
> > > >Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
> > > >silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a
>lot
> > > >more stressful days than not.
> > > > Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find
>your new
> > > >name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and
> > > >forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to
> > > >forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you
> > > >participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now
>known
> > > >far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt
>from
> > > >a children's book, "Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of
> > > >Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces
> > > >everyone to assume new names...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
>first
> > > >name:
> > > >a = snickle
> > > >b = doombah
> > > >c = goober
> > > >d = cheesey
> > > >e = crusty
> > > >f = greasy
> > > >g = dumbo
> > > >h = farcus
> > > >i = dorky
> > > >j = doofus
> > > >k = funky
> > > >l = boobie
> > > >m = sleezy
> > > >n = sloopy
> > > >o = fluffy
> > > >p = stinky
> > > >q = slimy
> > > >r = dorfus
> > > >s = snooty
> > > >t = tootsie
> > > >u = dipsy
> > > >v = sneezy
> > > >w = liver
> > > >x = skippy
> > > >y = dinky
> > > >z = zippy
> > > >
> > > >Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
>half of
> > > >your new last name:
> > > >
> > > >a = dippin
> > > >b = feather
> > > >c = giggle
> > > >d = burger
> > > >e = chicken
> > > >f = barffy
> > > >g = lizard
> > > >h = waffle
> > > >i = farkle
> > > >j = monkey
> > > >k = flippin
> > > >l = fricken
> > > >m = bubble
> > > >n = rhino
> > > >o = potty
> > > >p = hamster
> > > >q = buckle
> > > > r = gizzard
> > > >s = lickin
> > > >t = snickle
> > > >u = chuckle
> > > >v = pickle
> > > >w = hubble
> > > >x = dingle
> > > >y = gorilla
> > > >z = girdle
> > > >
> > > >Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
>half of
> > > >your new last name:
> > > >
> > > >a = butt
> > > >b = boob
> > > >c = face
> > > >d = nose
> > > >e = hump
> > > >f = breath
> > > >g = pants
> > > >h = shorts
> > > >i = lips
> > > >j = honker
> > > >k = head
> > > >l = tush
> > > >m = chunks
> > > >n = dunkin
> > > >o = brains
> > > >p = biscuits
> > > >q = toes
> > > >r = doodle
> > > >s = fanny
> > > >t = sniffer
> > > >u = sprinkles
> > > >v = frack
> > > >w = squirt
> > > >x = humperdinck
> > > >y = hiney
> > > >z = juice
> > > >
> > > >Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy
>Chucklefanny.
> > > >Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your newname as the subject.
> > > >
> > > >And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
>adults
> > > >laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
> > >