Fo' shizzle my crizzle

[ermitonto]

White people have often been condemned for trying to use the phrase "fo shizzle my nizzle" because they are in fact not "nizzles" themselves (and often neither is the target) and usage of the term is seen as derogatory.

So in response, I propose that we white people start saying "fo' shizzle my crizzle" instead. When in a state of disbelief, shout out "cracka please!" Start calling your friends your "honkies", for the sake of equality. Perhaps someday we will have our own TV channel, WET (White Entertainment Television) on which we will have the freedom to call each other whiteys and dance badly to our hearts' desire.







(The above post was intended for humor only blah blah blah no negative feelings towards any ethnicity or nationality blah blah blah read at your own discretion blah blah blah no intention of encouraging racial slurs blah blah some white people can dance too, etc. etc.)

[Reefer Rogue]

its funny coz its true ;) Let the wigger revolution commence!

[Kid Dynamite]

shut yo jive honkytonk.

[clevemire]

Perhaps someday we will have our own TV channel, WET (White Entertainment Television) on which we will have the freedom to call each other whiteys and dance badly to our hearts' desire.Shiiit. You know very well that if white people had a channel dedicated to them, it would probably be considered racist or prejudice. That's the funny part.

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Not to sound racist or anything, but any phrase containing izzle is considered the same thing.

[az666]

drizzle?

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Fo shizzle.

[az666]

lmfao

[Reefer Rogue]

Shiiit. You know very well that if white people had a channel dedicated to them, it would probably be considered racist or prejudice. That's the funny part.

funny coz its true

[juggalo420]

Perhaps someday we will have our own TV channel, WET (White Entertainment Television) on which we will have the freedom to call each other whiteys and dance badly to our hearts' desire.
well you have basically every channel except the spanish channel, bet, and upn. so i figure if you have 100 channels, 97 are designed for white middle class america.

[slipnslide087]

HAHA BULLSHIT

[slipnslide087]

that was such an ignorant, inaccurate statement man. hahaha seriously.......97 channels are white channels? WTF? think about that again ass.

[robert42]

exactly certian thigns can be sed but white ppl cant :(

[poorman3]

if a network came on the air and said it was the white entertainment network the n.a.a.c.p. would have it shut down within hours. same as the u.n.c.f. there is no united caucasian college fund. IMFO. peace.

[jones2much]

thats funny poorman......hahahaha :D :D :D and true :D :D :D

[Nullific]

Hold up, please everybody stop talking out your asses.
No caucasian scholarship funds? Are you fucking kidding me?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/auntie/03/114.html

[Dreadmantic]

Every station on the television is WET lol. This is a caucasion dominated society. In fact, BET has to make and produce their own commercials sometimes just so they'll include black families and actors.

[juggalo420]

heres the reason theres no w.e.t or white college fund is simple, its fear by minorities that that would lead to resurrgents(s/p?) of past discrimination and renewed racism.
I mean you cant pretend slavery never happened, and segregation only ended like 40 years ago.

i can tell you personaly as a puerto rican, that if i seen a station dedicated to white people or other white only things my paranoia will kick (weed will only make the situation worse) and ill be looking over my back for guys in white hoods. i firmly believe like 95% of white people arent racists, most of my friends are white, but you cant forget and ignore past discrimination.

[poorman3]

i apologise to anyone who was offended by what i posted. what i should have said was if whites used the word white or caucacian in their titles they would be shut down. as far as minorities goes i`m a minority in my county. there is more hispanic people living here than white or black folks. some of which are illegal. i never said slavery did`nt happen. when would be the right time to use white in titles another 40 years,80,120? if it can`t be used now thats discrimination in itself. if fear is what you think is holding you back you need to over come that fear. i stand up for what i beleive in and everybody should do the same. peace.

[ermitonto]

Please don't call me white. That word offends me. I am a European-American.

[poorman3]

Please don't call me white. That word offends me. I am a European-American.
who called you "white" homie?

[XjUsTbLaZeX]

mah boy sittin next to me, he aint white, black, hispanic, hes rainbow.....

[The S B]

ok first off all of you should stfu about racism and slavery
u no what I'm not raceist but fuck all you that complain none of you were slaves
and unless your really old were even born for segregation so stop fucking complaining

to all those who are racist they have good reason
go to places where 95% of population is under the poverty line look at all the races and see no one wants to offend anyone but its the cold hard truth look at who is in the jails fucking pieces of shit wasting my tax money
and you no what when people say racial profileing is wrong thats a load of crap seriously who commits more crimes am I right or am I right
now how many of you would be aposed to strip serching every arabic person before they got on a plane ya see when its not you its ok

how bout this african-american bullshit
your not african unless u were born in africa I mean common sence
my parents were born and raised in spain they lived there till their mid 30's I was born in the usa that makes me an american that doesnt make me a spanish-american
if your a citizen then ur american now if u are a citizen of an african country then you can call your self an african-american
so I say this IF U CAN CALL ME WHITE I CAN CALL YOU BLACK

how ever I do belive its bad to put everyone of the same race into the same catagory theres good people and bad people

[slipnslide087]

no one alive was a slave.....so everyone stfu......if your grandparents WERE slaves......then still SHUT THE FUCK UP.....its the past.....almost every culture in history has had some kind of slave......and believe it or not, not all slaves were black!!! there were such things as white slaves!!! now, hopefully slavery is an issue the world has come together to fight against as a whole. so shut the fuck up about slavery

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Word

[juggalo420]

Your parents ask "If there is a minority scholarship, why isn't there a Caucasian scholarship?" and there is a simple answer: there are hundreds (heck, thousands!) of them. They are sponsored by Chambers of Commerce in majority white communities, American Legion and VFW Posts with mostly white membership, fraternal organizations comprised of white people, churches in denominations that are almost exclusively white (the neighborhood churches on Sunday morning are among the most segregated institutions in America!) and many other organizations. Their scholarships are aimed at residents of white communities, the children of overwhelmingly white memberships, high achievers in schools that are almost entirely white, etc. In addition, most American colleges and universities have a special affirmative action program that benefits white people highly disproportionately - it's called the 'legacy preference.'

The reason it's so hard for white people to see white 'affirmative action' is twofold:

â?¢ First, it has been around for so long (since before the Revolution, in fact,) and become so institutionalized in how we do business, who we elect to office, where we live, what businesses we patronize, etc., that it simply blends into the landscape; and

â?¢ Second, as a group that has been a majority of the population for so long, and has had so much control of the culture, social organization, political process, etc., white people have the incredible luxury of almost never having to think about race.

We take it for granted that we are entitled to buy a home anywhere we want, run for public office if we can afford to, obtain credit based entirely on our credit history and financial circumstances, get respect from local law enforcement and equitable treatment from the court system, go into a neighborhood coffee shop without feeling 'different,' etc.

Members of population groups who are easily recognizable by some physical difference from the white mainstream simply don't have those luxuries. They must think about their race, their religious faith, their physical challenge, or whatever the difference might be every single day. They know that for every 'uppity' person outside the mainstream who calls the system to account with great fanfare when they feel treated unfairly, there are plenty who are deprived of such redress even when they seek it, and literally millions more who are routinely denied opportunities, ignored, assumed to be less intelligent, less productive, less worthy of consideration, and who simply put up with such treatment as 'the way things are.'

For white people, the 'unfairness' of affirmative action, or minority preferences, or highly publicized discrimination suits, is only worthy of attention when it is brought to their attention, or when it affects them personally. The overwhelmingly vast majority of their time, they are free to forget about the skin color, religious practice, language, and the various physical qualities they share with rest of the group that controls the largest share of America's wealth assets, political power, social influence, media attention, etc. Because they personally may not feel wealthy or privileged, they do not perceive the privilege they enjoy simply by not having to be 'different.'

Comparatively few Americans who are obviously Caucasian, apparently Christian, fully able-bodied, fluent English speakers, ever feel an automatic need to worry about whether they are being lied to by the real estate agent, banker, or personnel officer about why their offer to purchase was rejected, their loan denied, or they didn't 'make the cut' for a second interview. Even with laws that add some disincentive for such exclusions and lies, they still occur all too often in the lives of most people of color, minority religion, physical disability, etc.

For every individual of minority status who benefits from affirmative action, there are thousands who are trapped in neglected, powerless neighborhoods unheard by City Hall, poorly educated in schools that must struggle for the most basic resources, routed into dead-end, low-wage jobs, targeted by 'special task forces' of law enforcement agencies, represented in the court system by overworked or incompetent attorneys. There are millions presumed guilty, presumed poor, presumed ignorant, presumed less competent, identified by their physical characteristics rather than their achievements, aspirations, or skills.

Auntie Pinko is not saying that white people never experience these things, Rick. On the contrary, white people from rural southern or Appalachian communities, from poor urban neighborhoods, and other social 'out groups' often experience something very similar. Yet their response has always baffled me. Instead of making common cause with the other groups affected by America's vulgar prejudices and historically-entrenched social discrimination, they often choose to blame them, scapegoat them, or regard them as inferior or deserving of their disregarded status.

We all do better when the least-regarded among us is afforded justice and equity, and our society is a better place for everyone to live when we work to overcome the effects of hundreds of years of prejudice and discrimination. Affirmative action, carefully implemented in the context of overall social justice for everyone affected by race, class, religion, etc., is an important part of that work. I doubt that any of this will change your parents' minds, Rick, but perhaps it can validate your own commitment to a better future for everyone's children. Thanks for asking Auntie Pinko

http://www.democraticunderground.com/auntie/03/114.html
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[poorman3]

Your parents ask "If there is a minority scholarship, why isn't there a Caucasian scholarship?" and there is a simple answer: there are hundreds (heck, thousands!) of them. They are sponsored by Chambers of Commerce in majority white communities, American Legion and VFW Posts with mostly white membership, fraternal organizations comprised of white people, churches in denominations that are almost exclusively white (the neighborhood churches on Sunday morning are among the most segregated institutions in America!) and many other organizations. Their scholarships are aimed at residents of white communities, the children of overwhelmingly white memberships, high achievers in schools that are almost entirely white, etc.
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yes, but whites can`t use the word white in their titles because one race or the other will call the n.a.a.c.p. or the a.c.l.u. and sue them just because they use the word white in their title or name. thats discrimination whether you want to admit it or not. plain and simple.

[koshea]

everyone should learn from the jews...

slaves in egypt...held their tounges...dont talk about it...

holocaust in europe...once again...dont want special treatment


minorities just like attention, and what better way to get fast attention and a nice lil check from media stations than to say that cop said the 'n word' to me...

[ermitonto]

who called you "white" homie?

Nobody in particular. I was merely joking, but unfortunately the usage of text as a medium of communication hinders the portrayal of sarcastic tone.

[juggalo420]

everyone should learn from the jews...

slaves in egypt...held their tounges...dont talk about it...

holocaust in europe...once again...dont want special treatment
jews being slaves in egypt is a biblical myth, theres zero proof it happened, the egyptians dont mention it once in there recorded history.

and some jews stole palestine after ww2, kicking the native palestians out into camps and shoving them into gaza as well as the westbank.

and there getting well deserved reparations from companies that supported germanys war machine


minorities just like attention, and what better way to get fast attention and a nice lil check from media stations than to say that cop said the 'n word' to me...
your a fucking dumbass, yeah we like attention, when black people are tied to pick up trucks and murdered they just pretend to be pissed of for attenntion. when i get called spick i just pretend it upsets me. news stations give money to people to appear on the stations, whered you hear that bullshit. know what your talking about instead of spewing racist crap.

[Nullific]

to all those who are racist they have good reason
go to places where 95% of population is under the poverty line look at all the races and see no one wants to offend anyone but its the cold hard truth look at who is in the jails fucking pieces of shit wasting my tax money
and you no what when people say racial profileing is wrong thats a load of crap seriously who commits more crimes am I right or am I right
now how many of you would be aposed to strip serching every arabic person before they got on a plane ya see when its not you its ok
So you claim that most people in prison are black and thus it is okay to be racist against blacks for this reason?! Black people commit crimes, white people commit crimes, hispanics commit crimes. Most of these people are probably incarcerated on simple possession charges, which isn't right. These people arn't "wasting your fucking tax money", the government is wasting tax money on the "war on drugs" and "war on terrorism"...I bet you don't even pay taxes because no offence but you sound like you're 13. I am opposed to strip searching every arabic person that tries to board an airplane, its a clear violation of civil rights. Say four white people are able to board and hijack an airplane...are we going to strip search all caucasians too? You cannot hold an entire race of people responsible for what a few people that happened to be of that race did.


yes, but whites can`t use the word white in their titles because one race or the other will call the n.a.a.c.p. or the a.c.l.u. and sue them just because they use the word white in their title or name. thats discrimination whether you want to admit it or not. plain and simple.
Well you obviously don't know what the ACLU stands for. I believe the ACLU has even represented the KKK, which in no way means that they agree with what they stand for, but that they under the first amendment have the right to say it. I'm sure they would defend any organization that used to word "white" in their title, private organizations can name themselves whatever the fuck they want.


jews being slaves in egypt is a biblical myth, theres zero proof it happened, the egyptians dont mention it once in there recorded history.
Lets not forget, 40 years in the desert and not a shread of archaelogical evidence.

[poorman3]

Well you obviously don't know what the ACLU stands for. I believe the ACLU has even represented the KKK, which in no way means that they agree with what they stand for, but that they under the first amendment have the right to say it. I'm sure they would defend any organization that used to word "white" in their title, private organizations can name themselves whatever the fuck they want.

you say you beleive? or do you just not know?
i know what a.c.l.u. stands for. like i said groups hire them (the americn civil liberties union) to represent their cause which ever fucking cause it is. nowhere in my post did i say anything about private organizations. i said networks and college funds. don`t quote me and then cuss me for your fucking mistakes.

[Nullific]

They don't represent just any cause, they're purpose is to protect civil liberties (e.g. free speech and the freedom to use words like "white" in organization names). They are the defenders of the Bill of Rights.
Yes, the ACLU supported the KKKs right to march: http://www.aclu.org/FreeSpeech/FreeSpeech.cfm?ID=8640&c=42. Many scholarships are given by private organizations, if such a private organization wished to give out their scholarship only to caucasians, homosexuals, blacks, they can and they can also name themselves "The White-Scholarship Only Fund" or whatever the fuck they want.
I did not cuss at you, I said "whatever the fuck" which I say often, like in the above sentence.

Thank you and good night.

[Nullific]

Oh, and by the way...The United Negro College Fund is a private organization.
http://www.uncf.org/aboutus/index.asp

Over 60 years, the United Negro College Fund has raised more than $2 billion to help a total of more than 300,000 students attend college and has distributed more funds to help minorities attend school than any entity outside of the government.

[Nullific]

And with a look at the FAQ you would learn:

Q: Does UNCF only support African American education?

A: UNCF was founded to address the funding inequities regarding educational resources for African Americans. UNCF believes in higher education opportunities for all Americans, however. Though most funding supports African American students, UNCF member schools do not discriminate and UNCF administered scholarships are open to all ethnic groups.

[The S B]

[QUOTE=Nullific]So you claim that most people in prison are black and thus it is okay to be racist against blacks for this reason?! Black people commit crimes, white people commit crimes, hispanics commit crimes. Most of these people are probably incarcerated on simple possession charges, which isn't right. These people arn't "wasting your fucking tax money", the government is wasting tax money on the "war on drugs" and "war on terrorism"...I bet you don't even pay taxes because no offence but you sound like you're 13. I am opposed to strip searching every arabic person that tries to board an airplane, its a clear violation of civil rights. Say four white people are able to board and hijack an airplane...are we going to strip search all caucasians too? You cannot hold an entire race of people responsible for what a few people that happened to be of that race did. [QUOTE]

first off read the last note that I made in my first post that will explain your last comment

second the point I was makin about prisons is if these minorities are such minorities shouldn't they be a minority in jails
lets just say (I makin these numbers up)
25% of america is black why are 85% percent of people in jail black
simple put way more blacks commit crimes its a proven fact

third I'm 18 and do pay taxes been workin for 4 years and been payin income taxes all 4 years not only that every thing that I buy at a store is taxed so I've been payin taxes all my life (I also belive the government wastes mony on stupid things that u listed)

[QUOTE=juggalo420]They are sponsored by Chambers of Commerce in majority white communities, American Legion and VFW Posts with mostly white membership, fraternal organizations comprised of white people, churches in denominations that are almost exclusively white (the neighborhood churches on Sunday morning are among the most segregated institutions in America!) and many other organizations. Their scholarships are aimed at residents of white communities, the children of overwhelmingly white memberships, high achievers in schools that are almost entirely white, etc. In addition, most American colleges and universities have a special affirmative action program that benefits white people highly disproportionately - it's called the 'legacy preference.' [QUOTE]

now heres the problem we are complaining about its white sponsors white members form white communitys madeup of (as you said) almost exclusively white people
WHY THE FUCK SHOULD THEY HAVE TO PAY THEIR MONEY FOR MINORITY SCHOLORSHIPS!!!!!!!!
why dont you go complaining to minoritys and have them pay for the scholorships
I no this is against the constitution but what if only minoritys where forced (by affirmative action)to pick up the bill

[QUOTE=Nullific]The United Negro College Fund is a private organization.[QUOTE]
ok this is where the naacp is wrong in half the things it does
it is an oganization that does all it can to force (if possible) to have privateorganizations intigrate minoritys now if they can do what they want then why are people being forced to do things they dont want to do

also the quote that you had in your last post(nullific)the answer states that most money goes to blacks but is open to all ethnic groups well thats exactly the problem of affirmative action all so called white scholorships are open to all ethnic groups but the overwelming majority goes to whites well if whites are forced to give up spots to minoritys then why is the naacp and unfc not forced to give up scholorships to whites

[poorman3]

nullific, you still don`t understand anything that i have posted. i know that anyone can name their club,network,team,group ect. anything that they want to. i said that they would get sued or shut down by those opposing it. whether it be a.c.l.u., n.a.a.c.p., you or anyone else that wanted to sue or shut them down by using the word whites in a name or title. go back and read my post instead of coming back with arguments that has nothing to do with what i have posted. i thought you said good night two threads ago.peace to you.

[Nullific]

I can't get into the minority prison thing too much at the moment. Look over www.prisonsucks.com


ok this is where the naacp is wrong in half the things it does
it is an oganization that does all it can to force (if possible) to have privateorganizations intigrate minoritys now if they can do what they want then why are people being forced to do things they dont want to do
I'll agree here that private scholarship organizations should not be forced to give scholarships to anybody if they're in it for a specific characteristic in a person.

i said that they would get sued or shut down by those opposing it. whether it be a.c.l.u., n.a.a.c.p., you or anyone else that wanted to sue or shut them down by using the word whites in a name or title.
If anything the ACLU would be defending whomever started the organization as it is their first amendment right to do so. Others could try to sue/shut down the organization sure but this doesn't mean its going to work. The KKK is still around arnt they?

[poorman3]

NULLIFIC,
whatever you just posted does`nt have anything to do with what i`ve been saying. all you are posting are facts that your reading somewhere. i never posted anything about the kkk. i`ll tell you again and hope you can get your head out of the book or webpage that your quoting from and comprehend what i`ve been posting. don`t quote anymore of my post and come back with something that does`nt pertain to what i`ve been posting. can you do that? if you can`t your mommy and daddy have waisted their money and your time on your education.

[Nullific]

You're argument seems to be that white people can't use the word "White" in titles of their organizations or give scholarships to only white people because the public would not accept it or the ACLU would sue correct?

My posts have been trying to show that private organizations can call themselves and do whatever they want, nobody is going to go insane over "White" in the title or some organization, the ACLU is no going to sue anybody over this matter because that is completely contradictory of what they stand for. The KKK is a major example of this, they are a WHITE SUPREMACIST organization, which the ACLU has actually supported, and they still exist today. So if somebody really wanted to start a White Entertainment Television network (provided they follow FCC guidlines) or United Caucasian Scholarship Fund, they could, and if anybody had a problem they could tell them literally to fuck off.

If this still has nothing to do with what you were posting please clarify, there are a lot of stoned people on this board.

[poorman3]

fuck it, i give up! i`m stoned! lets smoke one and forget it! is that clear enough? peace!

[slipnslide087]

hell yeah....can everyone agree to that?

[The S B]

thats the best thing we can all do

[Nullific]

Agreed.

[nic0le42o]

HAHAHAHAHA. i have nothing to do with this whole argument, but i just read it, and its fucking hilarious, what a great ending.
stoners are terrific.

[koshea]

jews being slaves in egypt is a biblical myth, theres zero proof it happened, the egyptians dont mention it once in there recorded history.

and some jews stole palestine after ww2, kicking the native palestians out into camps and shoving them into gaza as well as the westbank.

and there getting well deserved reparations from companies that supported germanys war machine


your a fucking dumbass, yeah we like attention, when black people are tied to pick up trucks and murdered they just pretend to be pissed of for attenntion. when i get called spick i just pretend it upsets me. news stations give money to people to appear on the stations, whered you hear that bullshit. know what your talking about instead of spewing racist crap.

wow, i guess minorities have no sense of humor becuase i was JOKING


and how can you say that the jews wernt really slaves? unless you are completley ignorant. i did a fucking 6 week study of the ancient egyptians, and they ensalved the jews to an extent. i know all of the laws for their slavery system even. such as, if a jew is born to parents who are slaves to an egyptian, he becomes property of the egyptian, but slaves who are bought or sold become free citizens after 25 years. after they become free they can buy their family from the egyptian becuase all free men have the right to own slaves.

and they also used slaves in construction of the pyramids. however, they treated them well, fed them well, and more

ALSO, they dont have records of slavery, becuase up untill the 1700's slaves were a part of life in every civilization in the world, and wasnt thought of as immoral, or even a semi significant event. why would you write records about every day life?

[slipnslide087]

QUOTE: koshea says: "wow, i guess minorities have no sense of humor becuase i was JOKING"

hahhahahahaha funny ass shit man

[slipnslide087]

yeah what he said, like....nothing would be recorded in history if it had no significance at all....until it became an issue of some kind or something....anyhitng to make it significant,,,,hard to explain im stoned

[Mello.as.Hello]

As a practising Buddhist, I try to see everyone the same.. It might sound idyllic, but it is awfully nice to not participate in these conversations.

Though, I just DID participate, so.. Fuck.

[juggalo420]

wow, i guess minorities have no sense of humor becuase i was JOKING


and how can you say that the jews wernt really slaves? unless you are completley ignorant. i did a fucking 6 week study of the ancient egyptians, and they ensalved the jews to an extent. i know all of the laws for their slavery system even. such as, if a jew is born to parents who are slaves to an egyptian, he becomes property of the egyptian, but slaves who are bought or sold become free citizens after 25 years. after they become free they can buy their family from the egyptian becuase all free men have the right to own slaves.

and they also used slaves in construction of the pyramids. however, they treated them well, fed them well, and more

ALSO, they dont have records of slavery, becuase up untill the 1700's slaves were a part of life in every civilization in the world, and wasnt thought of as immoral, or even a semi significant event. why would you write records about every day life?
what type of 6 week study was it, id ask for my money back if i were you. ok so egyptians dont mention jews being slaves there, so what info are you looking at saying they were slaves and if its the bible you really got ripped off at your class. egyptians had slaves, ok i agree, but what proof that they were jewish. also wouldnt the egyptians take note of their exodus, i mean according to the bible there was a bunch of plauges there a sea parted even the pharos(s/p?) son died, that would be kind of hard not to put in the history books. your logic seems to be egyptians had slaves, in the bible it says jews were enslaved in egypt, so therefore the slaves in egypt were jews.

[slipnslide087]

according to the bible.......doesnt say a lot man.....i dont know, it juts doesnt seem like a lot of back to me man. you know. like what i did in history.....i would much rather have it in a history book than the bible....its a lot more believeable or something i guess.