What's The Stupidest Thing You've Done While High??

[LyteSkinSoulja]

I mainly have my dumb moments when I'm driving and high as hell.
Here's my top three.

#3. While driving my old Acura Integra, I went from 4th gear to reverse while doing 45 mph. That shit hurt.

#2. Pulling into the right turning lane behind 6 cars and sitting there waiting for the people ahead to turn. The light changes about 3 times and I'm leaning on the horn for people to move.....except I'm sitting in the parking lane in a neighborhood instead of the turning lane.

#1. Sat at a stop sign for atleast 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green.

[wannabehippiegirl]

got caught

[I Justburn 247]

heh ooh jeez yeah gettin caught is definitely the worst and I've been there just not with Big Brother or anything cause that is probably THE worst thing you can do..

Umm..interesting story..uh??... one time the morning after getting really stoned my mom pointed out to me that I had at some point the previous evening left the peanut butter in the refrigerator and the jelly in the cabinet. That's PRETTY stupid and sadly true haha.

Stay high.

[CannabisIsGood]

i spent 30 minutes talking to a possum on the powerlines.

[wannabehippiegirl]

i do that sober.......

[JD1stTimer]

I drove away from Jack in the Crack without my food, ran a red light, then sped through an interstate service road u-turn to go back and get my chow.

[iNHALE.xHALE.]

stole my moms car, baked it at 4 am 2 hours b4 she woke up, crashed it, was so baked i 4got i left roaches, cell phone, friends random objects, parkd it at 5:40, and ended up gettin caught cuz i went to get a bag of doritos in my moms room lol

[LyteSkinSoulja]

lol damn...those are some random events haha

[I Justburn 247]

stole my moms car, baked it at 4 am 2 hours b4 she woke up, crashed it, was so baked i 4got i left roaches, cell phone, friends random objects, parkd it at 5:40, and ended up gettin caught cuz i went to get a bag of doritos in my moms room lol

damn those doritos. had it not been for that you probably woulda gotten away with baking and crashing your mom's whip..

Stay high.

[LyteSkinSoulja]

lol.....thats why these days I try to stay in one spot when I'm high.

[Number 1 DJ]

one time at work when i was super baked i fell into a 5 gal bucket of this bean dip we serve with our bread sticks was mad funny except for the boss came walkin around the corner when i was coverd in it he just looked at me and was like yo WTF u Doing!?!? i just laughed didnt get fired as this was like my first biggest real screw up in a rush hour type time

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

felonies

[greatmuta]

i do that sober.......

Yeah I do all this stuff everyone's talking about when I'm sober. I never do anything stupid when I'm high. :rasta:

[LegalizeTheGreen]

My worst thing was being in a car while my sister's BF Blazed up in plain view on interstate; thank god the guy that saw us was cool, he held up a bag of chips and gave us a thumbs up :)

[redhotstoner]

that's hilarious- i love running into fellow stoners like that. do you guys ever worry about driving while high?

[ganjzilla]

ok so alcohol was involved as well...but one time at a party, my friends convinced me that the best chance i had to do was hook up with this chick i liked was to get naked at a party with more than 50 ppl at and walked around...of course by the time i got back to my friends my clothes had disapeared all but my boxers, sneakers, and hat..and my wallet and celly...so for the next few hours of the party i became known as the boxers guy...but it was cool cuz when i woke up the next morning all my clothes were laying beside me, my buddy alex had taken em out to his car and put em in the trunk...its a good laugh now, but imagine how awqward it was to be at a party walking around with sneakers boxers n a hat on...had to share

[Foskers]

I fought and arm wrestled my couch while jamming the mortal Kombat theme song in the background..
That's a DAMN strong couch..
>.<

[ganjzilla]

but it wasnt a total loss cuz i did get 2 fone numbers outta the deal because ive got big balls as the one girl said...idk if she was referring to the courage or my actual sac...haha

[Foskers]

That's funny Ganjzilla...
XD

[Meggz420]

Me and a friend decided it would be fun to sit on a cop car while the cop was inside some house... we were so out of it... I ended up having a REALLY interesting conversation with the lights on top of the car..... until the cop came out.. and we ran.... he didn't see us :)

[ganjzilla]

whoa meggz thats crazy...u ever been in the back of a cop car forreal?...any of us whom have would not of joined u...i imagine it was fun as shit cuz its so spontaneous...but when u HAVE to sit back there...it really fuckin blows

[L Rag]

Man, I left my freakin snowboard up on the mountain and it takes at least 30 minutes up and 30 minutes back.. And we only realised when we got to our lodge about another 30 minutes away from the foot of the mountain.. Haha

[Meggz420]

whoa meggz thats crazy...u ever been in the back of a cop car forreal?...any of us whom have would not of joined u...i imagine it was fun as shit cuz its so spontaneous...but when u HAVE to sit back there...it really fuckin blows

I've never had to sit in a cop car (luckily). I've had to deal with the cops way too many times (when I was younger there were a ton of gang shootings near my house. scary stuff.) I was 16 at the time I did this, and it was probably one of the craziest things I've ever done. It was a huge rush at the time, but I don't think I'd ever do it again

[Innominate]

My first high, late January of 2003. After school, some friends and I went behind the high school fences and toked on some blunts, the very first time I got high. At first I didn't really think I felt any change, but after a couple minutes I was flyin'. As we decided to walk home, I found myself walking in the opposite direction for a couple blocks. My home was the other way at about 4 miles. Luckily I stopped off at Fred Meyer at picked up some gatorade for myself and being extremely paranoid as to whether or not the people around me can smell the reefer scent on me. I made it home a mother of a friend of mine offered me a ride, while seeking to avoid interpersonal environments, I declined genuinely.

I honestly didn't enjoy the experience and didn't try it again until July 4th of that year and got 5 times more paranoid than the blunt I smoked in January. It took me years to understand cannabis.

[Paulkishi]

Getting caught and being arrested was one, but the other time a cop pulled me over was just recently. He pulled me over and stupidly I park next to the median instead of the left side of the road. He did it because I had a loud muffler. I had just gotten off work at 11 at night and was smoking a J while he pulled me over, so I quickly ate the joint, stuck my weed in my ass (I had about a half ounce), drank some mountain dew to clean my breath up, and started smoking a cigarette all before he got to the door. I stupidly rolled down the window halfway and said

"we pulled you over for a loud muffler but there is a very faint smell of cannabis is coming from your car, Have you been using cannabis?"

Me: no sir
Cop: So do you mind if we search it?
Me: I got to make it home soon, my girlfriend is expecting me back before 11:45.
Cop: It will only take a minute
Me: ok no problem.

The 2 cops searched my huge van and the 3rd stayed and searched me, didn't find anything, little did he know of the half in my ass. after a good half hour the 2 cops come out with a very tiny roach and say we can't really charge you for this, is it yours? I said no maybe it was my girlfriend's, I can't smoke cuz i joined the army and they take monthly urnine tests (which they don't). He said ok and gave me a 60 dollar ticket for a loud muffler and I paid it on the spot. Damn that was stupid.

[jamstigator]

I handed a customs inspector in Puerto Rico a pound of pot, sealed in an MRE bag. (I did get it back from him before he opened it, thankfully, so at least I recovered from my stupidity.)

[djmartinh]

First time I got high, was about 13. Some fella was shouting his daughter, I thought he was shouting someone help me. His daughters name was Dominique, I shouted over his fence, are you ok? And he was like, yeah I'm just looking for me dauhgter. Sounds daft but was funny at the time

[SketchRoller]

When i was at a community pool with some freinds, we were like chillin on the shallow side, and there was these little girls and there baby siter (who was laughing at the situation) on the deep end just chillin.


i was annoying the crap out of them cause i was high, and we made a deal that i would stay on my side and they would stay on theres.

Well guess what? THEY WENT ON OUR SIDE. So i was like "thats it, were getting revenge! were gonna THRASH there side. Lets fill there whole side of the pool with so much water!" and i just started splashing water onto there side of the water.


pretty fckin stupid

[13thirteen]

Well I have been smoking for roughly 20+ years now, so I have a large list of stupid things I have done while high. Most of which are you had to be there types of things. Thank god I have never ever been caught by any law enforcement while high. My stupidity normally comes from things said or done while high, but I can say and do things stupid while sober too. I'm just a big goofball

[Asasan]

I was drunk and high off my ass at a crazy party with a badass band playing, then two campus cops came and broke it up. i was pissed. in a moment of passion and stupidity i yelled "f uck the p olice" and booked out the house (atleast I thought I yelled "f uck the p olice", witnesses later told me I in fact said "f uck you p opo", which is considerably worse in my opinion). I was out the house about 20-30 yards almost to the street when the cops came out the house and hit me with the flashlight and yelled stop or freeze or whatever, so i did. at this point i remembered that I had a quarter in my left front pocket, which i hadn't remembered when I yelled at them. so I went into boyscout lockdown mode and started playing it cool.

the one cop was convinced that I had thrown something into some bushes (which I hadn't), and he spent a solid half-hour shining his flashlight in the bushes and all over the ground, in places i had not been anywhere near . the other cop talked to me, basically asking me generic cop questions and never even directly addressing me yelling at him, other than saying "what do you think you're doing?" or something like that (which was weird, because I'm pretty sure saying fuck you directly to a cop is a baton-able offense). i just said "I don't know what you're talking about officer" and acted like nothing happened. he radioed in my ID and ran it for warrants, we stood there while his dumbass partner scoured the grass for 30 minutes, and my license came back clean. the cops said some stupid mealy mouthed shit and let me walk away, quarter of dank still bulging in my front pocket.

Now keep in mind the one officer clearly thought i had drugs on me because he thought I tossed them, and the other officer, while I'm sure impressed at my eloquence and good breeding, obviously knew i was wasted. yet they stood there and searched the bushes for 30 minutes and never searched me or asked to search me or nothing. I don't know if these were the two stupidest cops ever, or if campus cops (though still real cops, they had jurisdiction over campus and carried guns) don't have the same "search your person anytime cuz I'm talking to you and you might have a weapon" rights that real cops have, but I'm pretty sure my insult was probable cause, so basically these cops didn't have the sense to search me.

in summation, I yelled "F uck you p opo" at two (campus)cops from about 20 feet away with a quarter in my pocket. holy shit that was fuckin stupid.

thats the stupidest and most entertaining of my five confrontations with cops while holding that i walked away from. part of me is infinitely thankful for being so lucky (and quick-witted), but the analytical part of me says the law of averages is getting ready to fuck me in the ass any day now. so now I'm super careful and paranoid about getting caught, I try to do all the things NORML recommends for staying safe, particularily while driving, like putting all contraband in the trunk or other locked compartment and not giving permission to search it.

so be smart people, the only brain power we can rely on to be solving our problems is our own
:thumbsup:

[bong beast]

so i jus moved to the middle east recently and toked up their hashish for the first time about an hour ago and damn its good. but anyhoo i jus went for a drag and lit up the wrong end of the cigarette, it caught on fuckin fire so i inhaled like a madman until i thought wtf wheres the buzz.. then i realized lol. arabs sure know how to grow :stoned:

[LyteSkinSoulja]

/\ LMAO....that just sounds like it was hurtful

[Kai as a kite]

Hmm, it would probably be a time where I smoked right before I went to bed. I guess I got high in my sleep, because when I woke up, chaos was all around me. My buddy's mom and him were looking for my keys, so they woke me up and told me I have to move my car. I was searching for a good 5 minutes, and couldn't really focus on the task at hand. I finally found my keys inbetween the elastic strings on my shorts and boxers. Hehe.

[Duke420]

WARNING......

never unload the dish washer stoned.

You will never find ur dishes, or find them in the strangest of places. I lost my coffee mug for 3 days.

When i finally found it I realized I would put it in a place easy for me to find since I knew I was stoned..der :wtf:

[Dr. Bloor]

Well I would say right now. I must have just spent the better part of an hour staring and laughing at an armstrong gear driven salad spinner! Its really kinda cool! Ya always got to wash those greens.

[Lankan Lion]

tried making a bong out of a Halloween lawn decoration without realizing that no one can draw hard enough to smoke with a chamber that big

[growin then tokin]

hm..lets see
i put a bottle rocket in a glass bottle and had the whole thing explode near me, ive nearly eaten the bag itself of sunships, ive stared at the woodgrains in the ceiling for hours, a few times people tell me i moshed by myself, and thats all that comes to mind for now..

[Dasquezar]

My first post here so hi everybody :jointsmile:
Sorry it's a kinda long story.

Anyways I think the dumbest thing I've ever done is I got really high and I just started walking without thinking about anything relevant to the fact that I was walking down a road that didn't lead anywhere for miles.

I was heading back towards my house but still at least a mile away when a police car pulled up in front of me and the officer did that little "Come here you bad little child" finger thing and so I went over and he asked me if I had any bombs, drugs, weapons on me and I said no(I really didn't) and he just had me sit in the back of his car.

Another Police car pulled up beside the one I was in and they were asking my information and I must've sounded like a complete idiot because every time they asked me a question I'd go "Uhhhhhmmmm..." and have to think about it for like twenty seconds before answering, then he'd ask me to speak louder and I'd have to stop and think about the answer all over again and this repeated for every single one of his questions. They ran my info to make sure I didn't have any warrants or anything and of course I came up clean. While they were running it I was reading the computer screen and apparently someone had called the police on me even though I was just walking.

The officer gave me a choice to either continue walking or he'd give me a ride - I took the ride because at this point I was enjoying the air conditioner in the car and totally forgot where the hell I was.

So yeah I got picked up by the police while high as a kite and I guess they just thought I was stupid or didn't care cause the officer just gave me a ride home and let me be. Cops out here are pretty cool as long as you're cool to them.

[Dr. Bloor]

Right now trying to figure this out

[Dr. Bloor]

And I still am!!

[THClord]

I was at my friend's house. His parents were sleeping just down the hall so I had to be queit.

I had the muchies of course so we invaded his kitchen. The were tons of photos on his fridge, and I started looking at them. On one of the photos I saw a dog with two heads. Of course, how can a dog have two heads? So I just kept on staring at the photo for like a minute expecting to suddenly see one head on it. Finally, I convinced myself that the dog really has two heads and asked my friend: "Wow, does that dog really have two heads?"
... of course it only had one....
after that I spent like 2 minutes rolling on the floor lauging about what I just said.

[DubSack13]

lighting a bush on fire because i thought it would distract the fact that i was high

[GorillaMan]

I am not a small person. I am a 6'3" rugby player (second row for those in the know). first time i got blazed was in high school. These two girls were slapping my face and i was laughing. out of the blue my cousins bitch of a girlfriend comes up and hits me hard in the nuts and took off. i took off after her only to knock over a table, a couple chairs (one with a buddy in it), and broke a door frame (ya i went through a crappy basement door). I never caught her but my cousin stopped me and got me to calm down.

another time we got drunk and stoned at my buddy's house while his mom was out of town. i left to go home for curfew but he was so drunk i just told my dad that i wanted to spend the night over there to make sure he didnt get too sick. i was rip roaring wasted and smoked a joint the whole drive over there. he lives in this nice neighborhood that is still being developed. a cop saw me "run" into the house and came and knocked on the door. my boy was still passed out so i answered. i told the officer that i was just there to check in on my sick friend and his parents werent home. next thing i knew, i was in cuffs. they searched the house guns drawn, and i was yelling at the cops because i was wasted and angry. they couldnt find my friend so i, still in cuffs, had to lead them through the house which was full of shit from the party. i led them to the basement and showed them his room. they woke him up and told he said it was cool if i stayed. they were embarrassed that they went through all of that so let it all slide. i damn near shit myself on that cause there was definately a bong on the fireplace that they must have ignored

[Brown Bomber]

my friend fell all the way down a staircase in his house once. i never really did anything stupid except like forget what im talking about in the middle of a sentence and laugh at dumb shit. that reminds me. Home Alone 2 is really funny high, but Indian in the Cupboard still made me laugh the most.

[silkyblue]

one time we were on vacation went into one of those photo booths we had just burned in the ally. I was cracking up till it hurt~~

Another time I was in the hospital for tests on my brain, hubby snookmd a phatty incognito. I was so wanting out of there he was getting lonely without me "we smoked it' then went back to my room and had "hot sex" on the sink.

that one was the best time :smokin::smokin:

;)

[Paulkishi]

How come there are all these "Whats the stupidest thing you have done?" threads? Why aren't there "What is the smartest thing you've done threads"?

[logie_boy]

working on customers vehicles probably when i was at the garage, used to roll one skinners instead of smoking fags, i was constantly baked while working there

[colour86]

probably leave a 1/4 bag outside my front door at like 3am totally baked, and the mom finds it in the morning to laugh and say it rained/ its ruined and i grabbed it from her and said its probably better since it was dry as hell anyways. look on her face was priceless.

me and a buddy were high as hell around a fire pit and we broke 5 plastic chairs between us. woke up to a huge mess outside.

[snowblind]

when i spent the entire afternoon walking around all the shops in the three towns where i live for find a particular tyoe of crisps, frazzles, only to find them in the last and closest shop to where i live. but man was i fucking happy

[chris_36824]

probably leave a 1/4 bag outside my front door at like 3am totally baked, and the mom finds it in the morning to laugh and say it rained/ its ruined and i grabbed it from her and said its probably better since it was dry as hell anyways. look on her face was priceless.

me and a buddy were high as hell around a fire pit and we broke 5 plastic chairs between us. woke up to a huge mess outside.

Awsome stuff right there... LOL...

[twistpipe109]

my friend and i went to target blazedd. i was coming out of an isle and i was just staring at this girls ass, and i snapped out of it when i realized her parents were laughing at me watching her haha

then my friend payed for his stuff at the counter, and we just walked out.
ME- "dude i think you forgot you stuff at the counter"
FRIEND- "no, i put it in my pocket." so he looks in his pockets. "...shit."

so we went back and got it lol

funniest shit ever

[exoticnoise]

lets see, there is many. but one thing jumps to my mind when i think "stupid." so me and my best friend, and 3 other people we had just met the night befor, decide to go down the road and break into these guy's garage that had ripped me a 1/4 i payed 60 for, and gave him 10 in gas to go get it as well the week prior. so this new kid we just met says i can break into it, ill get a bunch a shit, so wtf worst that could happen this kid ends up dead. so we went. he tries punching out the window, gashed his arm from the wrist to the elbow. so a girl said she was gunna try going thru the broken window, i said fuck that im not gunna let a girl get all cut up for nothing. so we went to his truck found flats of pot plants like what abunch of flowers come in, 45 pot plants we snagged them up, and i took a 12 gage from the back window in the cab of his truck. so i ended up driveing the new guy to the hospital with 45 plants and a gun in my trunk. biggest adrenaline rush ever, but stupidest thing ever.

[LaZ]

I was eating a twix. I opened it, put the wrapper in my mouth and almost threw away the chocolate bar. Then I was like... wtf, and spit out the wrapper.

[Skanky Spice]

i say a lot of stupid, silly shit. i tend to forget.....well, everything. i'm pretty fun to hang around, though.
one time my ex and i were really high, and we went to jack in the box. this is us ordering:
JITB: Hi welcome to JITB can i take your order?
Him: yeah uhhhhh gimme a second..
Me: OMG I WANT IT ALL!!
Him: noooooooo............you wanna get one of each?!
Me: no fuck that lol uhm gimme a number 5....curly fries FUCK YEAH! and a fanta *starts singing the fanta song*
Him: ok i want [whatever whatever].
Me: sweeeet. gimme french toast sticks, too!!
Him: dude, that's alot. you better give me one!
*he starts to drive foward*
Me: WAIT YOU FORGOT TO ORDER!!!
we laugh for 5 minutes, and he orders the food.
we drive foward, give them the money, get our food, and laugh about the weird looks we were getting. the guy gave me an extra order of french toast sticks!! i think he could hear out entire conversation. it was awesome.

[jagarr]

last semester wintertime id say around feb...

got baked at my place w friends and was getting ready to drive a carload of people to dinner. i started my car it was snowing lightly and i decided to run in and get a 2nd sweatshirt. got out and slammed the door stonededly, heard my car doors auto-lock (fuck) and ended up outside in the snow with the keys locked in my car running WITH the lights on. cellphone locked in too. my stupid high idiot ass had to call campus police (i lived RIGHT offcampus so they took a trip out for me) to come bail me out and unlock the doors. they were mad nice about coming out in the snow and didnt mention anything about my stinking of weed (couldnt get inside to change my clothes). they just laughed and opened the doors and left, lucky for me.

[mattisnotonfire]

when i spent the entire afternoon walking around all the shops in the three towns where i live for find a particular tyoe of crisps, frazzles, only to find them in the last and closest shop to where i live. but man was i fucking happy


Good call! Frazzles are the best crisps hands down!

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

my mom dosent smoke that much but when she does its hilarious. so yesterday i go to smoke a joint with her and after shes complaing about how her nose is stuffed up so she thinks vicks you know the stuff you put on your chest, well she thinks put some under her nose to clear it up right.so after a couple mins of looking she dosent find anything so she has the smart idea to use icy hot i didnt anything and she takes this big glob of icy hot and puts it on her upper lip at this time im laughing like chong when cheech takes all that acid and in a couple seconds she start screaming like all hell.i was on the ground rolling i couldnt beleive she just did that, now thats one of the stupidest things if seen some 1 do while high
http://youtube.com/watch?v=L3eMf9sbssM

[AmazinGrace]

:stoned:waited for a stop sign to turn green.:hippy:

[GreenGiant07]

Going to a shopping mall alone...my second time blazing and off some dank shit, that was not fun.

[rocktheganj]

once me and my buddies made a pizza, but we forgot to turn off the oven and it was on for the whole night... that was pretty scary, cause we could have burned down the house.... and then another time, we had a "magazine fight" in my room, we just picked up magazines off the floor and ripped pages out and threw them at eachother... and then another time, we thought it was OK to lean against the school in a corner nobody went into and smoke a massive joint, and we did, and then about halfway through, our friends came up and freaked the shit out of us, so we put it away, and then a security guard came through like 2 seconds later and told us to go back to the cafeteria... that was reallllllly close though...

[rocktheganj]

and indoor fireworks. that was dumb too haha but we kept on doing them until we noticed like an hour later there were massive burn marks on the carpet, and his room smelled like sulfur really bad and was practically hotboxed with firework smoke.

[REALDope.]

The other mornin, my ride took me to my mornin classes. I had rolled a j of this sour diesel( gotta love it here in NorCal) i got. It burned slow and was a crazy wake N Bake. So on the way to classes she cut down this neighborhood. And as soon as she took a corner mad fast, i saw a big truck with lights and in big letters it said "Smoke Detecter". I almost shit my pants... I was so lit. I didn't know what to think. ahaha.
Peace.