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RedLocks
08-20-2007, 04:00 PM
and the battery is low, every few minutes I hear "ding" the sound it makes whe battery is low.. and I can't find the dman thing for shit lol.. driving me nutz, all I know is it aint my shit, got mine right here
rebgirl420
08-20-2007, 04:02 PM
hahahahaha then whos hiding in your house? Quick, check the closets and bathrooms. WAIT! Get a hockey stick or broom for protection!
RedLocks
08-20-2007, 04:09 PM
lol if he hiding in a closet in this house he already beat, we'll be finding his skeleton next spring ;)
rebgirl420
08-20-2007, 04:12 PM
hahahahahah maybe its this lady.....
FakeBoobsRule
08-20-2007, 04:19 PM
Call all the numbers of people who have been in your house over the last 24-48 hours.
RedLocks
08-20-2007, 04:19 PM
great watch me get charged with abuse of a elderly person next spring...
wannabehippiegirl
08-20-2007, 04:20 PM
hahaah thats creeepy
420budtoker420
08-20-2007, 04:32 PM
maybe its a bomb, itbeebs evry few minutes, set to go off in 2 dys! get the hell outta there! RUNNNNN
rebgirl420
08-20-2007, 04:35 PM
omfg, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! Its the raptors from Jurrasic Park! AND THEIR VERIZON WIRELESS USERS!
RedLocks
08-20-2007, 04:41 PM
haha yeah screw this, got rapters and old ladies holding bombs in the closet, got my ride otw to pick me up now lol
r0k
08-20-2007, 04:43 PM
It might not be a phone. There are these little things you can buy to annoy people. You turn em on and they stick to most flat surfaces, and every now and then they'll emit a high pitched beep or something. My friend bought em and we put em up at school once.. It was great.
wannabehippiegirl
08-20-2007, 04:45 PM
haha where can you buy these annoying gagets...im getting ideas!!
420budtoker420
08-20-2007, 04:45 PM
take you shit amd call bomb squad, and fuckin the raptor guys, it might be a long stay away so be prepared, on time i had 18 tigers in my house, couldnt go home for 9 weeks, then the neighbour kid got em all with him pellet gun. well at least i had steak to last me years lol
dark0ne
08-20-2007, 04:51 PM
on time i had 18 tigers in my house, couldnt go home for 9 weeks, then the neighbour kid got em all with him pellet gun.

18 tigers?? in the house??? with a pellet gun??? somthings not right.

my ex left her cell under my bed, and the freaking thing would ring at 6 am. i couldn't find it for the life of me. untill i ripped apart my bed and seen it under the matress. i tossed it at the wall and smashed that friggen thing.
rebgirl420
08-20-2007, 04:57 PM
Raptors are fucking scary. I dont care what anyone says. Jurrasic park scared the shit out of me. There all opening doors and shit. Working together and "talking". Screw that.

Man you better get out of the house. If there in your closet I bet there working together on getting that door open. And its too late too save granny now.

Thank god im here. This happened to me last time I was high. Man talk about paranoia! I ended up having to go all crocodile hunter on there ass and strangle them alive with a lace push up bra. That'll teach them to eat my munchies.
420budtoker420
08-20-2007, 05:13 PM
haha friggin munchie stealers!
rebgirl420
08-20-2007, 05:17 PM
I know! They use there claws to fuck up my pizza box, and slash open the cool ranch dorritos. But the last straw for me is when the bastards punctured my mountain dew. Thats when something snapped inside me and I wooped his ass with the underwire bra. They had to pay.
ghosty
08-20-2007, 07:15 PM
lol.. this thread is ridiculous
iNHALE.xHALE.
08-20-2007, 07:20 PM
Reb girl snappin after her Mountain Dew makes me think of some soda commerical with that song playin "id anythin..anythin...but not that" idk, the guy does a whole bunch of crazy shit for his g/f but then snap after she tries his soda...

now i got the munchies
igot4cheep
08-20-2007, 07:35 PM
...What? I thought this thread was about a cell phone not some raptors who cant keep ther claws other peplole snacks.
ghosty
08-20-2007, 07:35 PM
maybe it's an attack of the infamous banana phone!
maybe it's an attack of the infamous banana phone!
ghosty
08-20-2007, 07:36 PM
maybe it's an attack of the infamous banana phone!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ4j-MBnLQo
ridindirty777
08-21-2007, 02:47 AM
Did you have a party recently?
jaGerbom
08-21-2007, 03:01 AM
omfg banana phone...
RedLocks
08-21-2007, 12:28 PM
ROFL ROFL.. heh just got home.. god damn raptors ahhhhh
RedLocks
02-16-2010, 03:43 AM
hate to dig up an old thread but I remembered something about raptors on this forum so I went searching my post history and found the thread.. anyways...

RAPTOR ATTACK!!

FAPABJd4xos
smok3y
02-16-2010, 11:56 AM
Did you find out what the beeping noise was?
RedLocks
02-16-2010, 06:04 PM
Did you find out what the beeping noise was?
pretty sure I didn't, was so long ago tho lol... I think it was a raptor
rebgirl420
02-16-2010, 08:29 PM
Fucking right it was a raptor!