How To Impress The Opposite Sex!

[Lulu]

- How to IMPRESS a WOMAN -

Compliment her,


respect her,


honor her,


cuddle her,


kiss her,


caress her,


love her,


stroke her,


tease her,


comfort her,


protect her,


hug her,


hold her,


spend money on her,


wine and dine her,


buy things for her,


listen to her,


care for her,


stand by her,


support her,


hold her,


go to the ends of the Earth for her.



- How to IMPRESS a MAN -


Show up naked. Bring beer. :D

[virus]

no no no you have it all wrong, show up naked with a huge blunt

[Euphoric]

hahahaha

[Hektik]

lol good stuff

[Ammie]

lmfao its crazy how true that is lulu :p

[bitchiwillslice]

- How to IMPRESS a MAN -


Show up naked. Bring beer.[/B] :D

AND pot

[Dick Justice]

Pfft. That's some god damn effort! I think I'll stick to my arbitrary ass-swatting and obscene gestures, thank you very much.

After all, it works for construction workers.

[dog420]

For a woman to impress me.....she would have to piss on a bon fire :D

Peace

[Dreadmantic]

lol just wait until you're around a lot of guys and say something about cars or football or how you're really really drunk ;)

[Euphoric]

lol just wait until you're around a lot of guys and say something about cars or football or how you're really really drunk ;)
hahaha that works i guess..except i think the football and car terminology would confuse me but i can understand that winky face!! ;)

[Garden Knowm]

She should give be...

Strong, Confident, Smart, Focused, Gentle, DEEP like Eckhart....

and most important INSPIRATIONAL... I love being around inspirational people... it is so motivating




and a nice rack with a real wet....... you know the rest : )

[jakenthegentiles]

shes gotta be a stoner cause iv gone out with way to many girls that want me to quit haha fuck that shit

[Juggalotus]

my g/f wanted me to quit so i took a hit in the car and blew it in her face...she got pissed, but now she dont complain anymore :D

[HughESan]

to impress my chick and all other ladies, I just chill out and get REAL smooth...

[sawleaf]

Don't trust those who don't toke and to hell with impressing women. You can pull more women by ignoring them than giving them attention. Once you get one just give her a bit more attention. Too much attention will drive women off. Women want men that are a challenge to get, so if you don't really care about hooking up, they will see that and jump on it. :)

[maryjanemama]

Uuum, I'm not attracted to being ignored at all. I can get ignored by strangers, why would I want to be ignored by some one I'm interested in? I want all of your attention, and then some more.

[sawleaf]

Uuum, I'm not attracted to being ignored at all. I can get ignored by strangers, why would I want to be ignored by some one I'm interested in? I want all of your attention, and then some more.

But I'm sure you wouldn't want to have some niceguy smothering you with attention either.

[Euphoric]

But I'm sure you wouldn't want to have some niceguy smothering you with attention either.

yea wtf... too much attention and its smothering... too little and it's neglect. so frustrating.. :mad:
but life (at least to me) is all about balances, any way.
just the right amount of anything hits the spot ;)

[ScarlettCrush]

I can't date any more straight edge guys...either smoke out with me once and a while, or get gone.
(best way to get away with watching sports and stupid boy shows on tv, is to give your girly a fat blunt and lay her down with her head in your lap)

nothing better than getting high and fucking all night.
with breaks every hour or so for another bowl, coke and little debbies.

[Euphoric]

I can't date any more straight edge guys...either smoke out with me once and a while, or get gone.
(best way to get away with watching sports and stupid boy shows on tv, is to give your girly a fat blunt and lay her down with her head in your lap)

nothing better than getting high and fucking all night.
with breaks every hour or so for another bowl, coke and little debbies.

now thats romantic :)

[maryjanemama]

But I'm sure you wouldn't want to have some niceguy smothering you with attention either.
He doesn't have to be some overly-sensitive crier type who smothers me with attention...just a regular guy who smothers me with attention. It's all about me now cuz I've spent a third of my life being all about someone else. Fuck whoever doesn't understand what I mean! :mad: Guys say they want us to tell them what we want and when we do they still act all confused. I think maybe I just deal with morons, I'll have to stop doing that.

[Euphoric]

He doesn't have to be some overly-sensitive crier type who smothers me with attention...just a regular guy who smothers me with attention. It's all about me now cuz I've spent a third of my life being all about someone else. Fuck whoever doesn't understand what I mean! :mad: Guys say they want us to tell them what we want and when we do they still act all confused. I think maybe I just deal with morons, I'll have to stop doing that.

i understand what you mean mjm. you just want to be worshipped. is that too much to ask for? of course not. that should be a guys job anyway to worship his goddess. :)
of course we want some attention too...but like lulu said in the first post here it doesnt take too much effort to make most of us happy..