You know you're high when...

[Chronisseur]

You know your high when you pull up the guide on the TV, and when you find a show you continue to watch it in the corner of the screen, (without clickin out of the guide):D

This could be a funny ass thread! What stupid shit do you do when you get too high?

[Oneironaut]

You know you're high when you've just eaten a whole bag of Doritos and the only thing on your mind is eating more Doritos.

[Chronisseur]

lol!:D

[vingt.trois]

you know you're high when you're microwaving a hot pocket and think watching it is a great way to pass its two-minute cooking time. true story :jointsmile:

[rebgirl420]

hmmm when you end up yelling at your signifigant other, "John where did you put my fucking sunglasses? I sware ill fucking kill you if you dont give them to -" and then you find them on your head.

[Bluntmasterbabe]

This is a great thread! Hilarious...lol

You know you're high when someone passes you a fresh bowl, and you just hold it for awhile. Until someone yells out "hit it and pass it man"....I kinda zone out into the tv and forget all about hittin' the bowl b/c I'm stoned already:cool:

[rebgirl420]

^ hahaha exactly! You know your high when your main goal isnt to smoke more

[Nation_1ne]

You know you're high when head rush feels amazingly good.

[Chronisseur]

You know your high when you start looking for the lighter that's in your hand!:stoned:

Keep em comin' guys and gals!:D

[Metaphor]

you know your high when ...wait what???

[n1nj4]

You know you're high when you keep trying to put a game in the wrong side of the system's tray(my xbox 360 stands up sideways).

[Nation_1ne]

You know you're too high when staring at the floor is an activity.

[13thirteen]

you know your high when you are baking the brownies and you forgot to put in the eggs

[Unknownfigure]

^Lol!


You know you're high when you are playing videogames for an hour, but all of a sudden, you realize that you're still at the Main Menu.

[drivebyphilosopher]

You know you're high when you go to light your second bowl and light your hair instead.

[vingt.trois]

you know you're high when you think, "hm, my breath probably stinks after eating cheese popcorn," so you figure you'll freshen it with a bag of skittles. :jointsmile:

[420MissHighTimes420]

the signal stopps comming in on my tv and i watch static for about 20 minutes before i find the power in me to change the chanel.


im not that lazy but man i was sooooo blazzzed last nite!

[420MissHighTimes420]

you know you're high when you think, "hm, my breath probably stinks after eating cheese popcorn," so you figure you'll freshen it with a bag of skittles. :jointsmile:

lol i like that one

[Chronisseur]

You know you're high when it takes 40 minutes to post 11 words:smokin:

[Unknownfigure]

You know you're high when you think your clothes smell like weed, so you take your Doublemint gum out of your mouth and roughly dap every inch of your clothing before putting it back in your mouth.

[Chronisseur]

You know your high when "everybody knows" your high!:D

[hempplaya]

:DYou know you're high when you keep typing to people when they say they goin out or jus tleave. you also know you're high when you think it's way later and it's only been like 5 minutes haha:)

keep adddin on to this list yo guys. :wtf:

[13thirteen]

when you eat things that you would not normally eat if you were sober

[hempplaya]

you know you're stoned when you find yourself staringl blankly into the computer monitor and thinking hmmm...what was i oging to do now :D

[Unknownfigure]

You know your high when you start cleaning shit that doesn't need to be cleaned if you have a non-smoking guest come over unexpected. (i.e. waxing the underside of a counter or desk while just wiping down the top)

[ghosty]

you know your high when you start telling a story even if it's dumb and pointless, and you MUST finish it, and can't continue doing anything else until your long, dumb, and pointless story is finished...

[Chronisseur]

you know you're stoned when you find yourself staringl blankly into the computer monitor and thinking hmmm...what was i oging to do now :D

LOL!


Ghosty, Thats me all the way! Nice:D

[4twentE]

when you're halfway through a dumb and pointless story and all the sudden can't remember what you were talking about

[Metaphor]

you know your high when you reach in your pocket to get your weed but you cant find it so you start to pat yourself down looking for the weed, later to find it was in that first pocket.

[logie_boy]

you know your high when you go to check on that pizza you just put in the oven 20 minutes ago, and find out you forgot to turn the oven on

[snicklefritz1825]

You know you are high when you are having a converstaion with yourself in your mind and in mid conversation you start talking to the person next to you and they are like. "WTF are you talking about?"

[UTD Toker]

You know you're high when you're having a conversation with someone and all you can think about is if they know you're high or if you look high, or if someone knows you're high.

[Zannies]

you know your high when you start hearing really random noises

[ganjzilla]

you kno your high when you lost a sentence half way through because someone pulls out some more weed...

[rebgirl420]

When it hurts to laugh, and you start to not be aboe to breath your laughing so hard

[happiestmferoutthere]

You know your high when there's a bunch of "You know your high threads"(They are all funny), and your too stoned to look up the links!:stoned::jointsmile:

[JD1stTimer]

You know you're high when you hear Backstreet Boys and you think "Wow, the lyrics are really deep. What IS this awesome band?"

[ghosty]

you know your high when you know those leftovers might be slightly too old to eat safely, but your willing to suck it up if it stops your munchies

[rebgirl420]

mmmm stomach pump:thumbsup:

[Lankan Lion]

you know youre high when you play that 'this is why im hot' song and have an hour long discussion about what it means

[FoSho]

You know you're high when you can't even find the strength to lift&light a fresh bowl.

[Blitzed]

you know your high when you watch a whole movie, and dont remember a damn thing that happened. And the only way you can explain it is "Man, there was this one part, where the one guy, did the one thing, then the hot chick shows up, and she does something else"

[FoSho]

you know your high when you watch a whole movie, and dont remember a damn thing that happened. And the only way you can explain it is "Man, there was this one part, where the one guy, did the one thing, then the hot chick shows up, and she does something else"

Hahahahaha.
I'm proud to say I've been that high.

:jointsmile::hippy::thumbsup:

[Oneironaut]

you know your high when you watch a whole movie, and dont remember a damn thing that happened. And the only way you can explain it is "Man, there was this one part, where the one guy, did the one thing, then the hot chick shows up, and she does something else"
That shit happens to me all the time. I'll be watching some TV show, and it'll go to commercials, and halfway through the commercial break I'll be wondering what the hell I'm watching because I won't remember at all.

[happiestmferoutthere]

you know your high when you watch a whole movie, and dont remember a damn thing that happened. And the only way you can explain it is "Man, there was this one part, where the one guy, did the one thing, then the hot chick shows up, and she does something else"

Dude.... I saw that movie! 3 times! I think.

[stonedblue]

you know you're high when you make hash brownies and forget to put weed in.

[Oneironaut]

you know your high when you start hearing really random noises

You know you're high when you start making really random noises. Meepzorp. PthbthbthbtbhZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ kaBOOOOOOOOOM!

[Blitzed]

You know your high, when someone trys to tell you something and, when you look at them talking to you, you see their lips moving.. but no words are coming out... Oh wait thats just cause I dont care.

You know your high, when you go to your kitchen to look for food, and you dont have anything, cause you where high the night befor. So you decide to go down to the store to buy something to eat, and after shopping you get to the checkout with your food, and when you reach into your pocket for money all you find is a bag of pot, and you walk out of the store with no worries.

[Baker420]

when you drive 15 minutes into town to get dr. pepper because your really thirsty, then go into the gas station only to find out that they dont sell it there after you spent 20 minutes walking around looking at all the cool little things for sale. Then you go to the walmart and start wondering around and find the chip and snack Aisle think about how good everything looks. then you walk to the video part and start watching happy feet and have no fucking idea why a monkey would be living at the south pole. Then you drive back home an hour later only to realize as you walk in the door that you forgot the fucking dr. pepper! === that is a very true story haha

[smokingskeleton]

You know you're high when you start making really random noises. Meepzorp. PthbthbthbtbhZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ kaBOOOOOOOOOM!

I DO THAT!!! WOOP WOOP!

You know when your high when you walk home when you had your car...(only 10min walk)

[chaliceburn]

When someone calls you to speficially remind you to get something where you're already going, and you think at the time, "cool, two birds with one stone for once, I only have to go to wal mart ONCE tonight!" then totally forget and have to drive back again.

________________

a clean bong is a sign of a sound mind

[ganjzilla]

you know your high when ur scratchin the top of your head at 5:15 in the morning thinkng of post to this thread...

[Tripn07]

You know your high when all of a sudden you notice all your friends are looking at you weird cuz your making weird faces and dont know it.
You know your high when your pumping gas and you feel the pump click cause your full but you never started and the store lady is looking at you weird.
You know your high when your neighbor is an undercover cop on steak out mowing there grass.

[4twentE]

You know you're high when you hear Backstreet Boys and you think "Wow, the lyrics are really deep. What IS this awesome band?"

^ Never been that high.

[DebuteMachine23]

You know you're high when you start saying stupid shit: "Hey you ever seen dat dere brit bru dat derr et?"


Spoken in a southern accent. Try it, its funny! :rastasmoke:

[affasd]

you know your high when you take a hit of marijuana

[MistaDobalina]

you know your high when you pass out in your chair with a joint in hand.

[13thirteen]

You know you are high when you can't remember that you just smoked:S5:

[Metaphor]

you know your high when you read this thread 5 times in a row...

[chronicbrat]

:)You know your high when you are walking around looking for your lighter everywhere & it is in your hand! :stoned: :S2:

[13thirteen]

You know you are high when you are replying to a thread and in the middle of the reply you forget what the thread was about and why you are replying:S2:

[FoSho]

You know you're high when you don't even remember how much you smoked

[Blitzed]

You know your high when you go to sit down, and miss the chair.

[Chronisseur]

You know you're a stoner when your last speed violation was clocked 42 mph in a 65:D

[Chronisseur]

...when you're the thinnest person at the dinner table, and you've ALREADY cleared two plates!

[JD1stTimer]

You know your high when you read a statement and then you think that you're the one that thought of it.
Also you know you're high when you watch Memory Masters for 50 minutes and all you can think about is "damn what a damn long infomercial."

[Pumpkinpie]

When you find yourself randomly saying "BUT I LOVE MACARONI!" to a friend when he is talking about football.

[opticaldata]

you know your high when you think everything is too loud

you know your high when you cant tell if your hungry or full

[opticaldata]

you know your high when you watch a girls gone wild info-mirtial and cant figure out why theyd blur nudity in a porno

[opticaldata]

you know your high when you watch a whole movie, and dont remember a damn thing that happened. And the only way you can explain it is "Man, there was this one part, where the one guy, did the one thing, then the hot chick shows up, and she does something else"

hahaha that happened to me in licensed to wed, i felt like i just watched a commercial for it.

[Blitzed]

You know your high, when your boss knows your high

[mEfRoG]

when you spend 3 hours obessing over how soft your blanket is.

When you try to count how many dots are on the cieling.

When you spend 19 minutes making this post

[STON3D Gam3r]

You know you're high when your eyes are completely red. So red, very red.

[ganjzilla]

you know your high when you have to stop by the grocery store everyday because you kill your pantry at night

[ZheCl0ud]

When you are on the couch watchin tv and the cat is sittin in between you and your friend and as you pass the blunt you hold it out to the cat and just keep on watchin tv:stoned:

[Chronisseur]

You know you're high when your eyes are completely red. So red, very red.

...when you keep saying "red" till it sounds very unfamiliar!

[iNHALE.xHALE.]

u know ur high when u wake ur brother up at 4am to tell him the funniest shit in the world, only to forget it the minute he wakes up

[KomfortablyKnumb]

When you're tearing apart your truck looking for that bong when you realize you're in your friend's dad's truck and yours is parked beside it.

[Chronisseur]

When you're tearing apart your truck looking for that bong when you realize you're in your friend's dad's truck and yours is parked beside it.

lol
or when your having trouble starting your car, only to realize the key wont turn CUZ ITS NOT YOUR CAR!:D

[hemodilator]

you know when your high when you swing walk with your friend down a street when you two are straight.

[JD1stTimer]

You know you're high when people on the ground look like ants.

[JD1stTimer]

You know you're high when you type with one hand only because the other hand has orange-greasy-cheesy-powder on it and you are too lazy to wash it off. But then you lick it off and you don't mind typing with slobber-covered fingers.

[voltabud]

you know your stoned when you cant hold smoke in anymore because you forget to

[JD1stTimer]

Oooooooooooh, nasty, Dmac! :rofl:

[Meggz420]

You know you're high when trying to count the cracks in your ceiling seems like a REALLY good way to spend 2 hours

[voltabud]

non on no, you know your high when your friends tell you to stop asking if you look high

you know your high when your about to lgith another blunt and forget what your doing

you know your high when someone is telling you something and you cant even remmeber the last word they said

[Sir Bliss]

You know when you're high when you can not remember anything you were just talking about 5 minutes ago. At all.

[tuete]

when you keep going back for more food

[Sir Bliss]

when you drive 15 minutes into town to get dr. pepper because your really thirsty, then go into the gas station only to find out that they dont sell it there after you spent 20 minutes walking around looking at all the cool little things for sale. Then you go to the walmart and start wondering around and find the chip and snack Aisle think about how good everything looks. then you walk to the video part and start watching happy feet and have no fucking idea why a monkey would be living at the south pole. Then you drive back home an hour later only to realize as you walk in the door that you forgot the fucking dr. pepper! === that is a very true story haha

and that is some funny shit! XD

[JaMakin07]

you kno your're high we you realize that you've just been staring at something for the past 10 mins and didnt move

[Sir Bliss]

You know you're high when you're wandering around your kitchen looking for something really, really good. It seems like you've been looking forever (when its only been maybe 2 minutes) and you stumble upon the last three peanut butter cookies and nearly cream your pants. :Dyesssss

[REALDope.]

You know your HELLA high when your so high you can barley get a good grip on the roach as you take a hit... you lose your grip and you end up almost inhaling the roach.
I was so high i did a chong move.... i lost my grip and almost inhaled the roach... but it only burnt my lip. hahahahaha. Damn, that was a close call.!!!!:stoned:

[chuckin deuces]

you know your high when you talk about random nonsensical shit, like what a shadow is made out of then start laughing. you know your fucked up when you lose your car keys, wallet and an ounce all at one party.

[DaPolarBear]

You know your high when your one cannacom at four am, not the least bit tired, wondering where all your guitar picks when, and munching on your fourth cookie and seventh diet coke.

[redrose3436]

You know you're high when you can't feel if you're breathing or not.

Or when you pet your dog for an hour because of how good the fur feels.

Or when someone says something to you, and a second later you're wondering if they ACTUALLY said that, because you know you're fucked up and can't really remember what they said anyway.

[boston686]

you know your high when you watch a whole movie, and dont remember a damn thing that happened. And the only way you can explain it is "Man, there was this one part, where the one guy, did the one thing, then the hot chick shows up, and she does something else"

ive done this

i swear i saw the movie Accepted like 3 times
but i was so blazed we smoked like 6 blunts b4 12 pm
and then
we smked like 7 more
but that movie took like 10 minutes i swear
and i still dun member what happened in it
:rastasmoke:

[SPOOK]

U roll a joint and forget to put the weed in.

Always gutted wen that happens!:eek:

[smytus]

u know ur high when u go to burgerking and stop at mcdonalds on the way home:rasta:

[poiuyt]

u know ur high when u go to burgerking and stop at mcdonalds on the way home:rasta:

More like the opposite for me.

You know you're high when you start air drumming to a really good song and actually think you're playing with the music. *could apply to air guitar, or any instrument*

[ganjzilla]

you know your high when you are in the middle of a conversation and forget what the topic is

[beavermint64]

You know you are high when you are having a converstaion with yourself in your mind and in mid conversation you start talking to the person next to you and they are like. "WTF are you talking about?"


ahahaha. this happens to me when im sober, glad someone else does it :thumbsup:

[NINchembroshighrox]

You know you're high when you have all kinds of good stories to post about times you were real high on this thread but you can't remember a single one!

[ganjzilla]

you kno your high when your up at 4 am watchin television shows you'd normally not evn pay any mind to

[zakkula]

you know youre high when you are at work and the ppl cookin hashbrowns have to keep cookin more and pullin cars up cause you keep eatin em all when theyre not lookin... i worked at mcdonalds stoned for too long

[Foskers]

You know your high when you and your friend are cruising around smoking the godliest blunt...and one asks where we are. The other has no clue.
In reality...we were like..5 minutes and two turns away from his house...Yet...we were so lost..

[zakkula]

dude that was my house

[Foskers]

You know your high when you and your two best buds make this video...
:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnewVIiQAzw

[zakkula]

dude i think i remember that somewhat we hit that gravity bong for like 4 hours haha

[Foskers]

That we did...
And to bear witness to all the folks of the gravity bongs power...this is how it all went down.
Me and my bros like to make videos..
Our other friend...
Master Baker is the one starting it...The Zakkula goes in for the clear...
I'm the one repeating "Gyad Dayumn!" Because i'm already baked outa my mind...that gravity bong was pulling some YELLOW ASS HITS...just see for yourself..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL5kKRq9ijQ

[zakkula]

that thing will get ya every time

[Paulkishi]

You know you're high when you listen to a bunch of rap on a road trip and then Fergie's song "glamorous" randomly turns out to be the next song and you think its the funniest thing ever. It is even funnier when the only black guy in your car knows all the words.

true story

[redhotstoner]

you know your high when you suddenly realize that you have been doing naked Yoga while listening to pink floyd for the last hour and a half...but you are totally cool with it.

[JD1stTimer]

You know you're high right now!

[opticaldata]

you know your high when deciding where to eat is a life or death situation

[jimmy!]

You know your high when you start looking for the lighter that's in your hand!

I have had that happen before!
Also I have eaten a whole box of gold fish, and sober I hate gold fish. They taste like ass.
You know your high when you have to go through 4 fast food drive throughs in order to satisfy your hunger. Mcdonalds, Taco Bell, Arbys and back to Mcdonalds.

[Kai as a kite]

... everytime you listen to music, you space out and imagine a wicked music video for the song.

... you go over bumps while driving and burst out in an insane fit of laughter

... you can last during sex for over six minutes.

... you type nonsensical shit at cannabis.com (like this)

[OahuLocal]

You and some friends go on a mission to the gas station to get some blunts and on the drive back your all looking at each other with food in your mouth hahaha

[Lankan Lion]

... you can last during sex for over six minutes.



LOL...ahh man, no comment

you know your high when you spend 10 minutes standing by your car, waiting for it to open until you remember you left the keys inside

[opticaldata]

hahahahaha tag in the dark, i love the crazy excuses you can come up with when your high and they seem completely legit to you, so you go and make it more detailed and dificult just to make sure your ready for anything then when your done making sure all the lose ends are tied you cant remember what you were in such a deep thought about then you have to figure out another rediculously amazing way to explain something you just whent over figuring out how to explain.

[SourDeez]

You know ur high when you text ur sister that the weed u just smoked is soo fucking bomb when u actually meant to text that to ur dealer. And ur sister is like Wtf are you talking about.

[temujin8]

you know your high when you suddenly realize that you have been doing naked Yoga while listening to pink floyd for the last hour and a half...but you are totally cool with it.
HAHA! whats even better is when someone walks in when your doing something like that and try to act like what your doing is sociably (acceptable). Because they know your baked and dont want to let you down or think that think your weird or something...

But you definitely know your high as fuck when you keep stealing the lighter and dont know why people are yelling at you about passing it. And you are definitely high when you feel like your going to die is you dont eat a certain food or hear that certain song you "need" to hear... hehe great thread...

[4Herbal2Happiness0]

... you forgot to intruduce yourself on the " Intruduce Yourself " section.:stoned:

[Vaporize Me]

You know your stoned when you are trying to find your friends cell phone and you search for it for over 10 minutes then you realize.. that you are carrying a cell phone.. and it happens to be the one you and your buddy have been searching for ten minutes ago:rastasmoke:

[Paulkishi]

You know your high when your friends stick shift stalls in a neighborhood during a blizzard and you think its fun to get outside and start pushing it.

[Foskers]

You know your high when you send your friend this exact text message...and I quote...
"MAN! JUSTIN timberlake is ROCKING my world with some tripsy videos. badass beets. Hot hoes. JOE. Facial hard! ROFFLE!"
That is EXACTLY what I send letter for letter...I was fucked up...

[zakkula]

you know youre high when you find it to be a "cool mission" for you and your friend to drive to the state line, from alabama to tennesee, to buy cigarettes and blunt wraps cause the age there is 18 instead of alabama's 19... at 2am lol

[Paulkishi]

Alabama smoking age is 19? Wow...

[Foskers]

I JUST THOUGHT OF ANOTHER...You know your high when you do this to a girl...

This girl was coming over...she called me and told me she wanted to come stay with me as my dad had left for work and I had the house all to myself. So I get the call and quickly usher my friends out of my house so that I can clean up and prepare...get my condoms and other assorted stuff out and ready...which none of that happened as we had killed the biggest blunt and smoked several several bowls. So this chick arrives and we go about our business...about 5 minutes into our sexual endeavors...I say change positions. We go from missionary to doggy style to reverse cowgirl to normal cowgirl to her sitting on my lap in a chair to back to the bed to reverse cowgirl again. I think that's the order...she began to get fed up. She asked "Dear god why are we changing so much?! at this rate I will never get off!" She got up and flicked on the lights and seen how blazed I was and had no idea what world I was in or even WHO I was fucking. See, she disapproves of my smoking and said she wouldn't do anything with me otherwise, but I figured the lights would cover my highness. Ohh well...she got dressed and left me there, blazed as hell laying on my back naked with a raging boner and nothing to do with it.
XD

[zakkula]

damn raging boners and nothing to do about it sucks mane

[JusBlaze03]

you kno ur high wen u smoke leaves from a tree n pretend they r maple leaves so they taste good

u kno ur friends high wen he runs full speed into a glass door(happened a couple days ago HAHA)

[weedatize me]

yo know your high when you stand in the shower for 20 mins and then realize that u forgot to turn the water on:stoned:

[MiguelJSanchez]

you know your high when you black out smoking a blunt and when you wake up you hit the blunt right away

[jagarr]

You know you are high when you can't remember that you just smoked:S5:


ive done a lot of these but THIS one gets me... i was at my friends like two weeks ago and it was mad late and i was tired so i said ehhh ima head home and my two friends looked at me like 'dude you wont even get the keys in' and i suddenly remembered WOW im high as the virgin fckin mary i can barely see even so i thrust my keys onto the table in raw fear of them like they were on fire.

you know youre done when looking anywhere close to your garages florescent lighting feels like staring directly into the suns molten visage.

[Iambreathingin]

You know you are high when you are having a converstaion with yourself in your mind and in mid conversation you start talking to the person next to you and they are like. "WTF are you talking about?"

I rofled. xD

You KNOW you're high when you can only foucs on one area at a time. Makes you suprisingly good at computer games that require awareness funny enough.

Works for me atleast...:p

[hero3279]

You know your high when you keep looking at the mirror inside the car to see how red your eyes are before going home even though they're probably white as.

You know your high when you keep asking your buddie(s) "Do i look high man? Do i look high?" :D

[13thirteen]

You know you are high, when you are high

[envy.me]

you know you're high when all your friends unintentionally run full force into a swamp, begin yelling at the top of their lungs about said swamp, and you KEEP RUNNING towards them.

[Rhymenocerus]

You know you're high when That 70's Show is too complex for you to comprehend.

[opticaldata]

You know you're high when That 70's Show is too complex for you to comprehend.

hahahaha thats amazing

[Paulkishi]

You know you're high when Grandma's Boy is the funniest movie ever and decide to play a game where you hit your bong everytime weed is mentioned in said movie. Fuck I was blazed last night.

[boston686]

You know you're high when Grandma's Boy is the funniest movie ever and decide to play a game where you hit your bong everytime weed is mentioned in said movie. Fuck I was blazed last night.

o0o0 wow

i bet u were

that sounds liek a fun game i mite have to do that sometime

oh and my freinds got that bong from grandmas boy

the white one with the frogs on it

yeah deffinatley doing that

[boston686]

wen ur smokin a blunt with an extra person who ur not used to being there

and u skip them in rotation

and u kno there high wen they dont say nething till the blunt gets back to u

[Rhymenocerus]

You know you're high when Grandma's Boy is the funniest movie ever and decide to play a game where you hit your bong everytime weed is mentioned in said movie. Fuck I was blazed last night.

Haha I've done the same thing. That movie is a fucking masterpiece blazed.


You know you're high when you realize the pizza is burning your mouth, but don't care because it tastes so good.

[Purple_x_power]

you know your high when a cop comes up to you and you pass him the bowl..

[The Lemon]

You know you're high when it takes 40 minutes to post 11 words:smokin:

You know you're high when you checked the count and realize that there are 13 but realize you counted the numbers lol

[MadSativa]

You know your high when your like WTF am I doin here?

[Adjacent]

You know you're high when someone leaves the room for 5 minutes, and when they come back you had forgotten they were here in the first place.

[voltabud]

you know your high when you have long hair and your 16

[hippiemommaida]

You know your high when you start looking for the lighter that's in your hand!:stoned:
and you realize, you have been holding it for hours.:hippy:

[Rabbit Lion]

you know your high when your friend starts talking like an old person and for a minute your actually convinced your grandma is visiting :lol5:

[snowblind]

you know your high when its 4 am and your standing in the 24hr asda with 2 bags of doritos dips, coke, chocolate and gum and you left your wallet in your room

[snowblind]

you know your high when you just played the most kickass guiatr solo and your guitar wsnt plugged in

[Paramik]

You know your high when you try to grab the axe to spray yourself when ya parents come home and you find shaving cream all over your shirt.

[snowblind]

/\/\/\/\/\/\ lol i have done that many times, when not high or halfway through a shave sprayed myself with deoderant. that hurts. i juse a gel in a tube now to shave

[DubSack13]

when you see a plastic bag fly across the street you laugh about it for 10 minutes.

[xKCR1M3Zx]

you know your high when...

[thekhoso]

i know i'm high when i move my head swiftly to one side repeatedly. i don't intend to it again and again but i just do... you feel like delay thing in your reflexes. hahahaa so trippy.

[bNELLA]

you kno your high when you end every sentence with the word "man"

[angry nomad]

when you drive 15 minutes into town to get dr. pepper because your really thirsty, then go into the gas station only to find out that they dont sell it there after you spent 20 minutes walking around looking at all the cool little things for sale. Then you go to the walmart and start wondering around and find the chip and snack Aisle think about how good everything looks. then you walk to the video part and start watching happy feet and have no fucking idea why a monkey would be living at the south pole. Then you drive back home an hour later only to realize as you walk in the door that you forgot the fucking dr. pepper! === that is a very true story haha

love it. makes me want dr. pepper. BADLY. FUCK.

[angry nomad]

When you mix peanut butter with honey, then put in on macaroni and cheese. And it's good. Try it.

[volcomkidd]

When you try to turn your car on with the seat belt on accident.....dumbest thing I've ever done but me and my friends laughed for 10 minutes about it

[ssj9dude]

You know your high when you start playing cops and robbers on bikes in public.

[WEsmokeED]

When your drunk friend throws up but you still let him hit the blunt anyways
:wtf:

[decontrol]

your driving and you freak out becuase you think you lost your keys.

[rocknrollnmtlman]

You know you're high when you start sinking into your mattres :wtf:

[Shadows]

You know youre high when you stare at the TV 10 min staight. :stoned:

[hippiemommaida]

I deleted the recycle bin on my computer for the second time. Can't remember how I fixed it last time. I must be stoned

[dankus maximus]

you know youre high when you roll another joint...cause you forgot you just rolled the first!

[TallCoolOne]

You know you're high when total strangers can take one look at you and know you're stoned.

[CheeseOnToast]

you know your high when you think you see someone ahead of you, you carry on walking, and realise it was a tree.

[Chronisseur]

You know you're way too high when you're driving down the interstate in the pouring rain, and you realize that had you not been lookin to change the radio station, you never would of thought to turn your wipers on!:D


You guys ALL kick ass for keepin' this thread alive:thumbsup:

Chron say: THANKS!

[trainwreck530]

you know your high when youre watching infomercials at 4 am and they actually make sense
you know your high when you get to work @ mcdonalds and you try to give dude change back and say thanks, but the only thing that comes out is an inaudible, scratchy cottonmouthed jumble of bs.

[sssp]

You know you're high when u put Scarface - Mary Jane on full blast and the first symbols splash feels like the most intense thing ever!

[sssp]

You know you're high when you start sinking into your mattres :wtf:

I get that every single time i lie down... just sink and get paranoid to another level!

You know that ur caned when you havn't heard your heartbeat in your head for aaaages and it suddenly happens!

Soz for the double post.

[wendimama]

you know youre high when your friends park the car and you just sit there forever because you cant remember how to open the car door

[AtomikDan]

you know you're stoned when you find yourself staringl blankly into the computer monitor and thinking hmmm...what was i oging to do now :D

You know you're high when your spelling is this bad. ;)

[Brown Bomber]

You know you're high when you think your clothes smell like weed, so you take your Doublemint gum out of your mouth and roughly dap every inch of your clothing before putting it back in your mouth.


man that made me laugh

[Gare206]

You know your high when you start looking for the lighter that's in your hand!:stoned:

Keep em comin' guys and gals!:D

so many countless times hahaha

[JD1stTimer]

You Know You're High When you wonder why moms everywhere choose Lysol when to normal squares it's no wonder. And if a Woolite Pod commercial somehow makes you think of sex.

[weedmant]

You know your high when you are searching for you phone, but it is in the cupholder beside you.

[BUDZOOR]

You know you're high when u pack a fresh bowl and loose it, only to stand up and the bowl fall from your lap:pipe:

[BUDZOOR]

and when u make spelling errors like meh:stoned:

[Scrooge McBlunts]

You know you're high when u pack a fresh bowl and loose it, only to stand up and the bowl fall from your lap:pipe:

lmao.too many times!!!!



You know your high when you ask your friend to pass the bong when its on the table right in front of you and he is sitting across the room.but your just too baked to sit up and get it




you know your high when you leave your keys in the car, but also forgot to lock the doors as well

[Nymphetamine666]

You know your high when you feel everything shaking around you, but then everything goes quiet, so you try to think about what just happened, but you can't really remember it. So you decide to do something else, but can't remember why or what you want to do. So you just say fuck it and light another bowl.


Also, me and my friend were at Mc Donalds and he had bought some fries, and I was blazed out of my mind. Then I noticed I was eating his fries, so i'm like "Shit dude i'm sorry for eating your fries" but then I realized I was still eating them and couldn't stop myself. =]

~Nymphetamine~

[MarsVolta17]

hahaha this one time i went to the movies and i forgot which movie i was seeing when i went to get my ticket. Then walked away from the snack bar forgetting to pay.

[Funkmaster H.O.H.N.]

You know you're high when you and two friends go into McDonalds for chicken selects, then decide that getting 9 eggrolls and three orders of terryaki beef from the chinese place across the street is a much better idea after having random conversations with friends.

[steme]

You know your high when the stop sign hasent turned green yet.

[Rapidfire187]

You know you're high when you start shaking violently, puking, sweating from your palms, and seeing reruns of "The Jefferson's" in your head.

[rerun1187]

you kno your high when this shit happens

went to go pick up my friend at his house. i just smoked a bong wit 2 of my cuzns and we were hella blazed so we went to go pick up my friend at his house. we sat an chilled and i told him lets head out, so i hopped in the car and we pulled out. we got about a minute away and i noticed that my friend wasnt even on the car! we went back to his house an he was sittin on his porch an i was like, "damn, we forgot about u" LMAO!!!

[IForgotAgain]

You know your high when you go to wal mart to get something and get lost and absorbed in how large walmart is and how they have everything you need no matter what the fuck it is..The Walmart Super Center by my house even has a salon in it, a subway, and a starbucks..Then you think wow everything is at a great unbelievable price! Then you feel bad though because you realize Wal-Mart is evil and fucking uses third world nations and child labor to manufacture consumer goods on a large scale for almost nothing and then they sell it cheap and still make millions.. BASTARD MOTHERFUCKERS!

But ya walking in the store and forgetting what you were doing cause you found a buncha cool stuff to mess with instead, like those sample music things at Target. I always push the Steel Caribbean Drums Sample CD button and listen to it while people stare at me..

Sorry for the long post I guess you know you're high when you just keep rambling on until you're totally of subject.. haha:rastasmoke:

[blackbarbie]

You know your high when your alarm has been going off really loud since 12pm and your just now noticing it an hour later.

[LuciferN]

You know that you're high when you sleep on the kitchen floor at your friend's house.

[progative]

you know your high when you replace the bong water with egg nog because you love the taste of egg nog

[Nightrafe]

You know your high when there are no more coockies left

[Orgasmic_High420]

You know ur high when u try to cook popcorn in the microwave and it wont work, then u realize u didn't hit start.

You know ur high when halfway through pissing u realize ur pissing in the garbage can.(I can honestly say i have not done this but have come very close)

You know ur high when u see a white van and u start freaking out.

You know ur high when u try to turn on the toaster with a remote.(I've done this once looked like a complete jackass.)

You know ur high when u put a pop can in the oven and don't even realize u did.

You know ur high when u try to turn on the computer but it wont work, so u repeatedly hit the power button and realize the monitor is off.(I've done this many times)

You know ur high when u are watching a paused movie and don't realize until u stare at the clock.(This happened to me, my friends and I went into future shop stoned to watch the movies they show and we were standing there watching the T.V. for about an hour and someone came up and told us the movie was paused, we woulda never found out):D

[Hennessy1414]

You know you're high when your spelling is this bad. ;)

:rastasmoke:

[+ google it +]

you know you're high when you think the elderly lady at Whole Foods Market in Union Square said to the cashier "these thunder thighs prevent me from being fly" and find yourself troubled by this information.

[naturelovinpuffer]

You know your high when you pull up the guide on the TV, and when you find a show you continue to watch it in the corner of the screen, (without clickin out of the guide):D


done that before. . . .

[hatenme]

You know you're high when all your weed is gone
haha

[Tony1234567890]

You know you're high when you watch an informercial and you're amazed at what it can do.

"Just look Ian! It can clean crayon stains off of the refridgerator!" Oooooo Ahhhhhhh Wow!

[vej33]

You know you're high when you put a song on repeat and get real excited like it's coming on for the first time, totally forgetting you've been listening to it for like an hour (just happened to me like 3 times in a row lol)

[Sir Bliss]

You know you were high when you're woken up by your friend's mom asking why there's a box of cereal in the fridge and a gallon of milk in the cupboard.

haha..oh man. that's happened to me a couple of times.

[jessem98]

you know your high when you smoke before hockey, get dressed, tie up your skates on your feet, then proceed to look in your hockey bag for the skates that you already tied onto your feet and start freaking out asking everyone where your skates are. True story, happened to a friend of mine on my hockey team, everyone [of course] proceeded to laugh at his dumb ass.

you know your high when you take the passed and loaded bong, hold it and remain silent until your friend yells "are you gonna hit you fuckin moron or should i do it for you?"

you know your high when you vape from a home made lightbulb vape, and freak out because you think you ingested a piece of glass into your lungs.

you know your high when you cant stand still without swaying around like a retard and thus have to sit down before you fall.

you know your high when you hit your last giant bowl after a game of hockey, black out after clearing the chamber and waking up on the floor with a fucked knee. (told everyone but friends i slipped on ice and fell on my knee lmao)

you know your high when you order a 10 dollar movie, get super fucked, try to eat ur munchies but cant because you cant hold your drink still nor properly clear the chocolate that is coating your mouth and turn into a blabbering fool with melted chocolate dribbling out of your mouth...

all are true, every one of these was me except the 1st one

[xGaNjAx]

You know your high when you watch ambiance on windows media player for 4 hours, with a bag of nachos in your hand the entire time.

[LEDRAVER]

When you get done watching Harry Potter in the movie theatre and when its over, you can only remember that it had good graphics!:stoned:

[Sir Bliss]

When you get done watching Harry Potter in the movie theatre and when its over, you can only remember that it had good graphics!:stoned:

Haha!

That shit happened to me too. :jointsmile:

[AandS]

You know you're high when you toke up with your parents around, and so they don't bother you, you pretend to go to sleep, at 6:30pm, ending up falling asleep anyway, wake up and say "fuck, did i smoke?"
hahaha happens to me sometimes

[raghead]

You know you're high when you're running through a creek in a video game thinking, "Dude, why aren't my feet getting wet?
happened to me playing halo 3 lol

You know you're high when you think animals are giving you dirty looks.
happened the same night haha. my friends cat was givin me 'the look' I swear.

You know you're high when you call someone and ask who it is.
in my defense, the person that I called didn't answer the phone, her friend did and it confused the shit out of me

You know you're high when you find deep messages in South Park.
imagination land was a reference to the war on drugs really

[donteventrip]

you kno your high when you watch 300 in the theaters and you keep asking your friend "is this one of those sin city movies"

[Cannabic]

You know you're high when.. it takes you 5-10mins to finish a post

[Subjekt]

You know you high when you make a mayo sandwich...

You know you high when you read every post on this site...

You know you high when you watch the preveiw channel...

You know you high when you forgot the last thing you said 5minutes ago...

You know you high when fix door knobs 5 a.m with a butter knife and a screw driver...

You know you high when the world suddenly seems to be a OK place... lol

[WEsmokeED]

You know your high when you take three back to back hits off a waterfall and just sit on your bed and zone out almost to a state of meditation for 20 minutes and then get up and laugh. :stoned:

[Subjekt]

You know your high when you take three back to back hits off a waterfall and just sit on your bed and zone out almost to a state of meditation for 20 minutes and then get up and laugh. :stoned:

now thats "Dope" :thumbsup:

[randomname4888]

you know your high wen u go on a space adventure get an apartment destroy the battleshit kidnap the queen go to dennys then u open your eyes and realize its only been a minute :wtf:

[fmacanthaya]

You know you were high when you're woken up by your friend's mom asking why there's a box of cereal in the fridge and a gallon of milk in the cupboard.

haha..oh man. that's happened to me a couple of times.

you know you are high when you find this post the funniest shit ever
you know you are high when you get a boner...
Sorry ladies, im a really horny person *wink* wink*
you know you are high when you realized you finished this post with perfect grammar

[chargrs83]

you know your high when you watch a whole movie, and dont remember a damn thing that happened. And the only way you can explain it is "Man, there was this one part, where the one guy, did the one thing, then the hot chick shows up, and she does something else"

^^^exactly, don't remember reno 911, but remember renting it and the first like 5 min

You know your high when you think you hear voices and you go to investigate only to discover that there is nothing there, nor is anyone home.:jointsmile:

[ChronicJoint]

you know your high when....

you start telling someone a great idea, though halfway through the description you realise how stupid the idea is....and to save yourself from the akward situation you simply finish off the sentence by slowly lowering your voice until its a mumble, then just cutting it off.

you know your friends are high when they completely understand what you just went through.

[Aristotle]

You know you're high when you're spacing out for about a half hour and, upon realizing you need to snap out of it, you open up your fists and a gram of hash mysteriously falls out.

[denots]

You know youre high when,after youve poured your coffee etc,you then try to put the kettle in the fridge a couple of times.Or you have youre dinner(curry)sat next to the dog food bowl(on worktop) and pour the dried dog food over the curry,then after realizing what youve done you then pick the dog food out of the curry and eat it anyway.Those are just two of my many stoned moments..

[denots]

[quote=ChronicJoint]you know your high when....

you start telling someone a great idea, though halfway through the description you realise how stupid the idea is....and to save yourself from the akward situation you simply finish off the sentence by slowly lowering your voice until its a mumble, then just cutting it off...

Lol i agrre ChronicJoint although i tend to forget what im saying half way through first couple of sentences.

[ijustloveweed]

when you read a 15 word sentence for 5 minutes,and still havn't read the whole thing

[cm8883]

You know you're high when you're watching something fascinating on TV, a commercial comes on, you switch the channel, then can't find the show you were just watching again. And then you can't even remember what the show was you were just watching :stoned:

[ijustloveweed]

You know your high when the stop sign hasent turned green yet.

that made me laugh so hard....made me cough my hit out too BASTARD!!

[weedmant]

You know your high when you can't remember what you were going to post in this thread!

[Light It Up]

you laugh for five minutes about your brother looking up from his hit right when some naked guy in a movie is screaming and being tortured. Funny stuff.

[peble]

When your driving and go 30mins out of the way to get Trolli peachy-Os (have to be trolli). Then get pissed off becuase they are Appley-Os, but eat them anyways getting more pissed everyone you eat.

[brainface]

You go into your buddy's basement and start playing videogames. An hour later you suddenly realize that his TV takes up the space of an entire wall, to which you exclaim "THIS TV IS FUCKING HUGE!!"

[trem0lo]

You know you're high when you close your eyes, see stars, and feel like you're rolling backwards off a cliff.

[JaySpliff]

you know you're high when you have the most indepth conversation with your dog, and (s)he tells you the most amazing thing you've ever heard where everything makes sense now. Then, given that information, you embark upon an adventure and go through many challenges making many acquiantances along the way. Spend what seems like days helping citizens, slaying evil creatures and running through exotic forests...then you beat the game (or finish the movie), and your dog is just staring at you like wtf?...

you know you're high when you start to act out the song your listening to, only to see yourself several moments later prancing about with your shirt on your head and shoes on your hands...wondering what the fuck you were doing, and where did your pants go?

[Chaotixxx]

you know you're high when you have the most indepth conversation with your dog, and (s)he tells you the most amazing thing you've ever heard where everything makes sense now. Then, given that information, you embark upon an adventure and go through many challenges making many acquiantances along the way. Spend what seems like days helping citizens, slaying evil creatures and running through exotic forests...then you beat the game (or finish the movie), and your dog is just staring at you like wtf?...

you know you're high when you start to act out the song your listening to, only to see yourself several moments later prancing about with your shirt on your head and shoes on your hands...wondering what the fuck you were doing, and where did your pants go?

I think your shit is laced.

[JaySpliff]

I think your shit is laced.

I ain't complaining :)

[dangles101]

hahahaha

you know your high when you go out to buy a sheit load of food only

to realize 3 hours later "how the fuck was i gonna eat all this":D

:jointsmile:

[Infamous]

when you pull your lighter out to spark your reefer and realise you have a fresh roach in your mouth......... having not even got past the rolling stage.

[jthereefer]

You know your high when you forget you were smoking out of a bubbler and to empty the bowl you blow really hard only to have ashes and water fly all over your room.

[Wolfwood]

I'm trippin out haha this thread is hilarious because I've done pretty much all of these. I love being a pothead :jointsmile:

[highfive]

you know your high whenever your driving around and thinking, "man this is a great song" and then you realize the radio isnt on...

[StonedJew]

You know your high when you park on the lawn (hold the weed w/o hitting)

[Sandman27]

You know your high when...Every car that passes by looks like a cop car. GOD i hate when im with people and they bug out by saying "Cop", and it turns out to be like a mini van or station wagon BS.

[ElMotero]

you know you're high when the thought of a 1,000 ounce Pepsi from Taco Bell invades your mind, then you scramble to pull your shit together when the drive-thru operator speaks up

... or when the pavement of a vacant parking lot seems like the perfect place to eat fast food

[ElMotero]

you know you're high when truly insightful epiphonies are frequently interrupted by the thought "Dude, I'm so high right now"

[DRybes]

You know you're high when you start talking about fundamental concepts in a completely different light to the point where it actually creates an intelligent discussion between yourself and a sober person.

You know you're high when you finish and you're the only one laughing, and you were also the only one laughing the entire time you were telling that story. Your friends might even be high but they just sit back and don't react to your story at all. Then you start to wonder if they think you're annoying or crazy or retarded. Then you worry they won't let you smoke with them again. Then you mention your theory that they think you're crazy, and they let you know it's cool, they were just thinking. And this all stays on your mind enough to be worth spending an hour thinking about, and a paragraph typing about. Yep, you're high.

You know you're high when David Letterman is funny.

[MadSativa]

you know your high when the cop running after you is yelling ........."wait just let me hit that"!!!

[BatCountry]

you know you're high when you can hear colours

[HyeCobra]

when you're halfway through a dumb and pointless story and all the sudden can't remember what you were talking about

lol! that happens to me a lot :wtf:

[favrefan30]

You know your high when you have the munchies so bad that you spend half an hour looking in the fridge deciding what to eat... only to forget that you were looking for food in the first place and go decide to play video games :)

[favrefan30]

oh and since this just happended to me like 5 minutes ago, you know your really high when you cook some food in the microwave and when it is done cooking you just eat the food straight of the microwave and don't bother taking it to a table or anything :)

[headieman]

my "test" for seeing if I'm high is closing my eyes and whenever I'm blazed I feel like I'm zooming backwards at 100mph. Shit is fun! If I were blind I would blaze every day

[EpsilonX]

you know your high when the second joint starts looking more and more like munchies then some smoke :D

[primoD]

YOU know you're high when you pick your nose just to smell the tar in your nostrils. lol

[chargrs83]

you know your high when you reach into your pocket for your weed and feel nothing and get really nervous, then keep feeling and theres still nothing there. Then you pull your hand out of your pocket to realize that you were reaching in that tiny pocket on your jeans the whole time...lol