Lulu
01-18-2005, 04:06 PM
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry! :(
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me. :D
Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?" :eek:
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband. :D
How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby? :confused:
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you .
I've changed my mind. :rolleyes:
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you. :cool:
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me. :p
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again. :mad:
Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike! :D
When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise. ;)
We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop? :o
I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here. :(
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was? :confused:
Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep. :p
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay :o
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry! :(
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me. :D
Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?" :eek:
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband. :D
How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby? :confused:
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you .
I've changed my mind. :rolleyes:
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you. :cool:
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me. :p
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again. :mad:
Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike! :D
When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise. ;)
We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop? :o
I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here. :(
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was? :confused:
Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep. :p
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay :o