3. "wat up dawg, you here for da weeeed?"

[melodious fellow]

i live in a ghetto trailer park and its always the same no matter what dude ya call

they never show you anything before you pay, and they NEVER weigh anything....

sometimes ya get lucky, sometimes not, but its play their game or look elsewhere and be dry haha

1. call up dude, he sends one of his "people"

2. wait in the street (dudes always very late)

3. "wat up dawg, you here for da weeeed?"

4. handshake pass the money and the erb

5. go home and look in your pocket, hopefully you didnt get ripped

just wonderin how dealer relationships vary by region, etc.

peace

[onequestion]

1. call
2. hello
3. high five
4. see ya

[420_s.w.e.d.]

1. call
2. wats up
3. handshake
4. bye
5. go home and blaze:rastasmoke:

[Alwayz_Stoned]

1. call dealer
2. dude\girl drives up n come in
3. laterz
4. Blaze:jointsmile:

[mfqr]

1. call friend
2. friend calls dealer
3. friend picks up weed
4. i pay friend
5. blaze up with friend

it sucks to have to use a middleman. nobody wants to introduce me to their dealers, WTF!#@!

good thing it is almost always good weed. if it isn't, friend doesn't get it.

[NightProwler]

call,wait,get the weed, smoke

[iNHALE.xHALE.]

hit up my girl, and just blaze it up!! worry about the money later..


:greenthumb:

[Matt the Funk]

Drive to co-op, browse the selection, pay, leave. OR, see what my friend has, decide if I want to buy, buy.

[munchieman420]

Well considering my dealer liver like 6 houses down and I'm good friends with his son I really don't have to worry about being ripped off. When I go to buy a 1/4 he'll usually throw in about 2 extra grams in for free.

But before I met him heres how it used to go.

1. Get money (harder than it seems doesn't it)
2. Call Dealer
3. Dealer comes to my neighborhood
4. Chill out in his car
5. Weigh and then pay
6. Go home and toke

[4twentE]

1. call Dude
2. visit Dude
3. later, Dude
4. come home
5. spark up

[horror business]

1. call
2. tell them i'm out of weed
3. they ask how much money i'm wanting to spend
4. Give me options of what I can get, make my choice.
5. They drive over, call me, and tell me they're outisde.
6. I run outside to their car, give them the money, and put the bag of weed in my pocket, make small talk, and then go inside and smoke.

[youngster420]

1.call
2.tell him what i want
3.go over
4.he smokes me out
5.get my bag and go

[Myself]

1 : call
2 : ask "You good?"
3 : If yes "Alright could I get an 1/8" if no "Alright, i'll hit you up later"
4 : pick up
5 : buy blunts
6 : smoke :D

[nightlight]

1: call to see if they are around
2: go over and pick a strain. usually there are a couple options
3. watch him weigh it out
4. give cash
5. hang out

[Bubbleman]

Usually call up my friend, go over and have a beer or something, hang out and talk, give money and get the herb, then usually hang out more and just chill, smoke some then head out.

[DaPolarBear]

Mines usually like this:

1: Get in touch, phone call or im with code words an shit
2: Meet, sup, talk, what ever
3: Close deal
4: Go skate or toke up (sometimes, not all the time)
5: Go home and chill

My dealer is a good buddie of mine, so I got no worries.

[imitator]

1. Call up dude
2. Go to dudes house.
3. Smoke some of the herb I will be buying with dude, to see if I like it.
4. Weight out herb, and pay for it.
5. Smoke a bowl with dude
6. Head home and do whatever comes after

[O. G. ganja smoker]

just tell them ur not gonna buy it unless u see the scale. my dealer its ALWAYS what she says im very glad i have a honest dealer i scale it every time i cop a sack and if it dident wiegh out id be goin to someone else but thats not the case so im happy:jointsmile:

[The Reffer]

1. call
2. meet up wit dealer
3. blaze
:rastasmoke:

[pass_the_dubbie]

1). Get money
2). Contact dealers to see who has the best stuff available at the time
3). Go to dealers house
4). Choose a nice deal
5). Maybe stay for a joint
6). Go home and get high

[spliffstar22]

my links are like family that've seen me grow up from like when i was 4, so i always get blessed if i check them.........

[name_1878]

haha damn i have it way to easy compared to some people
1.go next door..literally one house down
2.load up a bowl in the dudes bong or rolll a blunt
3.toke while i wait for the dude to be done fucking his girl
4.payment and a smoke sesh

[orangeman]

That's sad, don't deal with dealers though. Fuck them. I hate them and their bad business. Grow me own beautiful herb and ignore the ignorant dealers :).

[JaMakin07]

i push my shit so its like

1. i get a phone call, we talk business
2. meet up
3. weigh it out
4. exchange
5. laugh

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

1: call my guy
2: he drives by
3: I get in car
4: he hands me the ozer
4: he tokes one with us
5: sometimes a lil car ride :)

[Unknownfigure]

Where I used to live (South Texas) it was rather simple, since noone was particularly worried about anyone seeing or even law enforcement passing by. Most of the time, we could meet in plain sight, and make the transaction. I would inspect the bag, see if it was to my liking, etc. so here it is:


1. Call Dealer
2. Work out where to meet at
3. Meet there
4. Inspect sack
5. Determine wether or not he is ripping you off. If he's not, buy the sack. If he is, tell him it looks light (most people don't, as some type of violence often ensues, but I never liked getting ripped off.)
6. Get some blunts, papes, or preferably bong, and blaze it up.

[sam44]

1. call him up
2. comes to my house (usually within 1 hr)
3. comes inside
4. wieghs it out
5. exchange
6. smoke and chill
7. he leaves
8. i smoke more

[GreeNerZ]

1. What up fool what are you doin?
2. Can you hook up a dub?(or however much you want)
3. Meet up somewhere.
4. Scales it out and is always dank.
5. Blaze it!

[UTD Toker]

1. call Dude
2. visit Dude
3. later, Dude
4. come home
5. spark up

lol

[bicflikr]

i go to my girlfriends house which is like 1 block way
get laid.
choose what kinda pot i want.
fill sandwich bag.
smoke pot.
too bad tho right now shees got one large barrel of shake till harvest.:wtf:
I FaKIN' HATE DEALERS:mad:

grow your own:rastasmoke:

[LuckyG]

1. Call friend.
2. Wait up until 11:00. He didn't get me anything again and hasn't called to tell me this.
3. Go to bed.
4. Return to 1.

Middlemen suck. Soon I'll be in the city, and I'll get to know a dealer or two personally. Or I'll just head down to the Circle, where at least three people ask if you want some weed as you're crossing the street. Of course, by the end of October I should have my own Northern Lights x Big Bud plant goin' on.

[DivisionBell]

my "dealer" is one of my good friends, so it's usually like this:
1) "hey, whatsup can i come over for some business?" "sure head on over"
2) "hey how much you want." "give me ____"
3) pay
4) usually blaze a joint/blunt for free, since its my good buddy.
5) go home. blaze again.
rinse and repeat.