could i use beer in place of water in diluting

[bongmacgyver420]

i was just wandering if i could party it up tonight and not have to worry about drinking water and i only get tested for thc so nothing bad coming out of the alchohol

[cannabisis4for20]

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this has to be a joke, there's no way you're for real.

[Coolstoner]

Don't think beer will work but you can always do this.... drink half cup of white vinegar with another half cup of koolaid. Drink it about an hour or two before you take your drug test.

[bongmacgyver420]

well thats why im asking lol i figure its liquid and you drink abundances of it

[bongmacgyver420]

what does the vinegar do

[Coolstoner]

I dont know. All I know is that everytime I'm to take a drug test... I always pass the test. All I know it does the job well.

[bongmacgyver420]

oh how many times have you done this method?

[Coolstoner]

For the last ten years. Also twice I been on probation....and I always pass the test. I'm a heavy duty smoker. Taste nasty but down the road.... its worth it.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

DUDE. NO!

if they do alcohol testing you are basically fucked. there are several problems. first, there is a considerable amount of yeast in beer which would not be present in normal urine. secondly, unless the person giving you the drug test is a total dumbfuckingidiot, they are probably going to smell the alcohol in your piss. many times it is a doctor who performs the drug test--and they aren't stupid, they see it ALL.

lastly, the PH of the "urine" would be thrown off (i.e. not consistant with normal urine)...because beer has ethanol alcohol. obviously this will alter the PH of your urine, which is sometimes tested for in a standard lab urinalysis.

so basically you would be better off substituting with some Quick Fix rather than beer.

[bongmacgyver420]

oh ok thanx for the help even though the whole court system here is full of dumbshits haha

[IanCurtisWishlist]

oh ok thanx for the help even though the whole court system here is full of dumbshits haha

it's probably dumber to use beer instead of urine :smokin:

[foskco3413]

coolstoner, are you positivie that will work. ive been on probation for about 3 days n i was clear for close to 4 weeks n then i smoke thursdaynight/friday morning, its now tuesday. and when on probation does the officer let you know when they are coming like ahead of time cause im new to probation, and if it cahnges anything about letting me know or the frequencey of tests i did not get put on probation for any drug/alcohol related insidences. it was a choice of lisence taken away for 6 months or probation for 6 montsh n i need to drive back n forth between home and college. let me know about my questions, thanks. i.m. is on my profile for screen name if wanted to reply.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Foscko, is this your first message board? You have choosen to put all your eggs in the basket of a member that has like 30 posts over the last 2 & 1/2 years. Someone says Koolaid and vinegar and you are convinced that it is going to work. Well, you don't have to wait for his response I will tell you vinegar does nothing to help you pass a test for THC. Since your test is for probation, you need to read the sticky called Dilution and use the search feature and read some posts by people who regularly post in the drug testing forum and get good marks from the other members.

[bluntblaze]

coolstoner, are you positivie that will work. ive been on probation for about 3 days n i was clear for close to 4 weeks n then i smoke thursdaynight/friday morning, its now tuesday. and when on probation does the officer let you know when they are coming like ahead of time cause im new to probation, and if it cahnges anything about letting me know or the frequencey of tests i did not get put on probation for any drug/alcohol related insidences. it was a choice of lisence taken away for 6 months or probation for 6 montsh n i need to drive back n forth between home and college. let me know about my questions, thanks. i.m. is on my profile for screen name if wanted to reply.

you chose probation. so if you test positive wouldn't you get your licence taken away for six months anyway?

[Nailhead]

Every time I call Budweiser or Coors piss beer I will be reminded of this thread lol