horror business
08-03-2007, 09:39 PM
So last night my friend calls me and tells me he has a new bong so to come over and hit it. So, I hit the bong, and it's a nice glass bong, but that's not what interests me. What interest me is their hookah. They smoke "shisha" out of it, which is tobacco and other sticky stuff that makes it taste good. They also smoke their shitty weed in it, since they said it's better to just use a bong. Well, I've never smoked out of a real hookah, so they say if I want to smoke out of it they will tell me how.
So, I grind up a few grams of weed, but first they have me pick out a shisha flavor (I picked lime) and instructed me to put a small amount on the "bowl". Then, I dump a few grams of ground up weed on. Then, they tell me to put more shisha on. After this, my friends fiance takes a bottle of water and pours some water on top. I'm like "wtf" because I don't want my weed to get wet but they explain to me, it has to for it to work or whatever.
Then, they put alluminum foil over the bowl, and have me light a hookah charcoal. Once I do that, I put it on top, and they tell me to wait a few minutes before smoking. So after a few minutes, it's "ready" and I smoke it. They tell me it lasts a long time. Well, I taste the shisha, and then finally I taste some weed, but after a while I just taste shisha, which is strange since I only put a little shisha but a lot of weed. They tell me it vaporizes it and doesn't smoke it. I'm high, but I'd rather be directly taking hits, so I take it off, and it's time to go, so I take the weed left which looks like it hasn't even been smoked, and put it in a film container for later smoking and leave.
All in all it was a waste of my time. Bongs are much better for smoking weed. It was a waste of weed.
So, I grind up a few grams of weed, but first they have me pick out a shisha flavor (I picked lime) and instructed me to put a small amount on the "bowl". Then, I dump a few grams of ground up weed on. Then, they tell me to put more shisha on. After this, my friends fiance takes a bottle of water and pours some water on top. I'm like "wtf" because I don't want my weed to get wet but they explain to me, it has to for it to work or whatever.
Then, they put alluminum foil over the bowl, and have me light a hookah charcoal. Once I do that, I put it on top, and they tell me to wait a few minutes before smoking. So after a few minutes, it's "ready" and I smoke it. They tell me it lasts a long time. Well, I taste the shisha, and then finally I taste some weed, but after a while I just taste shisha, which is strange since I only put a little shisha but a lot of weed. They tell me it vaporizes it and doesn't smoke it. I'm high, but I'd rather be directly taking hits, so I take it off, and it's time to go, so I take the weed left which looks like it hasn't even been smoked, and put it in a film container for later smoking and leave.
All in all it was a waste of my time. Bongs are much better for smoking weed. It was a waste of weed.