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ScaryMissMary
08-02-2007, 05:47 AM
What are some of the dumbest, silliest, and just plain stupid things you've done while baked?


One of mine was just the other night. Some girls and I were breaking in one of their bongs and we were all completely gone. We all craved pizza with various toppings. When the pizzaboy came I answered the door in just a denim mini skirt and a black lace bra. For some reason I had total sex hair, and my eyeliner was smudged. The look on his face was priceless. The house we were in had no A.C. so most of us were sitting around half naked.
cannabis campbell
08-02-2007, 05:54 AM
Is this supposed to be like WTF Sexual moments? Ok well once I was lying down on my stomach and i got a boner so hard that it lifted my body up and i was like WTF?!
jdub61
08-02-2007, 06:19 AM
One of mine was just the other night. Some girls and I were breaking in one of their bongs and we were all completely gone. We all craved pizza with various toppings. When the pizzaboy came I answered the door in just a denim mini skirt and a black lace bra. For some reason I had total sex hair, and my eyeliner was smudged. The look on his face was priceless. The house we were in had no A.C. so most of us were sitting around half naked.

you should have invited him in ;)
Quinn The Eskimo
08-02-2007, 06:44 AM
you should have invited him in ;)

Sounds like a good opportunity for a movie... lol jk
KingsBlend420
08-02-2007, 02:38 PM
I was opening a can of ravioli once and I had the can opener around my soup bowl for about 5 minutes before I realized what I was doing.
partcleguy
08-02-2007, 02:56 PM
One time I rubbed my bong and out popped Mary Jane incarnate. She had stars and resin in her brown hair, green eyes like you wouldn't believe, and we partied until my high wore off :thumbsup:
GraziLovesMary
08-02-2007, 07:02 PM
What are some of the dumbest, silliest, and just plain stupid things you've done while baked?


One of mine was just the other night. Some girls and I were breaking in one of their bongs and we were all completely gone. We all craved pizza with various toppings. When the pizzaboy came I answered the door in just a denim mini skirt and a black lace bra. For some reason I had total sex hair, and my eyeliner was smudged. The look on his face was priceless. The house we were in had no A.C. so most of us were sitting around half naked.

Who do I gotta kill to be a pizza boy in your part of town???? lol and I thought I had it good when I was the Comcast dude, disconnecting people then hookin em back up 5 minutes later for some chronic. Of course there were always the chicks offerin sex, but.. naahhhh.... their pizzas had anchovies.. eewwwww..




The only thing I can of right now is one time many many many years ago I was pretty damn stoned with my buddies on one of their back decks. I coulda sworn a fly landed right on my forehead and I remember thinking that I wanted to kill it, so I must hit it as hard and fast as I possibly could. Apparantly I forgot it was on my forehead and I ended up knocking myself the fuck outta the chair lol. Like with a powerful quickness lmao. They still bring that shit up... :wtf: