Do You Shop At Tesco's

[DogsBollocks]

Do You Shop At Tesco's? (A Warning)

BE WARNED!
I Don't Know How Many Of You Shop At Tesco?, But This May Be Useful To Know.

I Am Telling This To You To Warn You Of Something That Happened To Me, As I Have Become A Victim Of A Clever Scam Whilst Out Shopping.

This Happened To Me At Tesco In South London And It Could Happen To You.

Here's How The Scam Works:
Two Seriously Good-Looking 18-Year-Old Girls Come Over To Your Car As You Are Packing Your Shopping In The Boot. They Both Start Wiping Your Windscreen With A Rag And Windolene, With Their Breasts Almost Falling Out Of Their Skimpy T-Shirts.
It Is Impossible Not To Look. When You Thank Them And Offer Them A Tip, They Say 'No' And Instead Ask You For A Ride To Another Tesco.

You Agree And They Get In The Back Seat. On The Way, They Start Having Sex With Each Other. Then One Of Them Climbs Over Into The Front Seat And Performs Oral Sex On You, While The Other One Steals Your Wallet.

I Had My Wallet Stolen Last Friday, Saturday, Twice On Sunday, Again On Tuesday, And Also Yesterday. :cool:

[Thepossumdance]

hahah lol u win i guess... damn u fuckin europeans have the best shopping

[ghosty]

lolol ive heard that one before... sounds like quite the scam:thumbsup:

[cannabis campbell]

Woah i havent been to tesco's for a while but if thats a scam then next time im gonna make sure my wallets empty and im definately gonna start shopping at tescos now! LOL!!!!!!!

you definately get rep for chattin bollocks but making me laugh :p

[cobracommander1079]

We need to get Tesco's in the U.S. (and the whores that come with the store too)

[tootsie roll]

Do You Shop At Tesco's? (A Warning)

BE WARNED!
I Don't Know How Many Of You Shop At Tesco?, But This May Be Useful To Know.

I Am Telling This To You To Warn You Of Something That Happened To Me, As I Have Become A Victim Of A Clever Scam Whilst Out Shopping.

This Happened To Me At Tesco In South London And It Could Happen To You.

Here's How The Scam Works:
Two Seriously Good-Looking 18-Year-Old Girls Come Over To Your Car As You Are Packing Your Shopping In The Boot. They Both Start Wiping Your Windscreen With A Rag And Windolene, With Their Breasts Almost Falling Out Of Their Skimpy T-Shirts.
It Is Impossible Not To Look. When You Thank Them And Offer Them A Tip, They Say 'No' And Instead Ask You For A Ride To Another Tesco.

You Agree And They Get In The Back Seat. On The Way, They Start Having Sex With Each Other. Then One Of Them Climbs Over Into The Front Seat And Performs Oral Sex On You, While The Other One Steals Your Wallet.

I Had My Wallet Stolen Last Friday, Saturday, Twice On Sunday, Again On Tuesday, And Also Yesterday. :cool:

Keep going. Carry fake wallets.:rastabanna:

[Quinn The Eskimo]

FINALLY, being a victim has a plus lol. Just get a cheap, empty wallet, and go there when life has got you down lol.

[snowblind]

tie your wallet to your nob

[cannabis campbell]

FINALLY, being a victim has a plus lol. Just get a cheap, empty wallet, and go there when life has got you down lol.

Hahah yes!


tie your wallet to your nob

OUCH!!!! :wtf:

[Thepossumdance]

We need to get Tesco's in the U.S. (and the whores that come with the store too)

BRING ON THE SLUTS... I MUST BE APPEASED

[cannabis campbell]

You need to get yourself one of these to call up yo ho..

[weedmaster]

thats an old joke but still very funny:S2:

[dean0000]

Wow. Tesco has really steped up its customer customer service nowadays. lol

[LIP]

Hahahaha. I'm an ASDA man. What do i get? Probably some old tart who smokes 60 regal a day and sounds like Brian Blessed. Fuck that, im not shopping at ASDA anymore.

[snowblind]

ha ha, u get a blow job from the greater as you enter and thats your lot. don't knock asda. asda was 24 hrs before tescos and it used to be a stoners heavan on a much run. we once robbed on of the 12 ft happt to help signs and left it in my mates living room. good times

snowblind

[partyguy420]

man... im flying over there right now... you mind if i barrow your car and your wallet and let me crash on your couch for a few days?

[Divadish]

LMFAOBoom Boom good one:D