Help me!!!!

[onequestion]

I have horrible ass hiccups and ive had them for like 2 hours now. Its really starting to bug me and i dont know what to do. I hope i dont end up like that girl. Any hiccup suggestions?

[Bluntmasterbabe]

Hold your breath and jump up and down for about 10 or 15 seconds...it always works for me;)

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i've never had ass hiccups before, but if they're anything like regular hiccups just calm down, drink some water and relax. they'll go away once the muscles relax.

[stinkyattic]

i've never had ass hiccups before, but if they're anything like regular hiccups just calm down, drink some water and relax. they'll go away once the muscles relax.
Well if they are ass hiccups, and the solution is relaxation, might be a good idea to hang out in the loo for a bit.
:D

[delusionsofNORMALity]

Well if they are ass hiccups, and the solution is relaxation, might be a good idea to hang out in the loo for a bit.
:D
that could get a bit messy. best to bring along a mop and plenty of soapy water. definitely don't try to hold them in, your back side could explode and that makes sitting down rather uncomfortable.

[stinkyattic]

See DoN?
Even with the new rules about AGE in place, they still cannot force us to be MATURE.
Potty humour FTW!

[cannabis campbell]

Ooh thats annoying I haven't had them for ages though i remember when i was small and got them peolpe would just say its because your growing aaah the bullshit they tell you when your small lol, ok heres some tips some of these are sure to help.

- Try holding your breath for 1 min.
- After a hiccup just drink lots of water in 1 go.
- Try hyperventilating for a few seconds.
- Relax and breatha from your diaphragm
- Take three to five of the deepest breaths you can.

also check out this website lots of tips there for you lol, Click (http://www.musanim.com/mam/hiccup.htm)

[delusionsofNORMALity]

See DoN?
Even with the new rules about AGE in place, they still cannot force us to be MATURE.
Potty humour FTW!

they've been trying to get me to grow up for years and nothing has worked. years of threatened incarceration, institutionalization and electro-shock have only served to increase my desire for the juvenile diversions of my youth. age has merely widened my appetites and increased my destructive capabilities.

hope the hiccups have gone away 1?.

[Reefer Rogue]

Drink water slowly.

[Sweyn Forkbeard]

Toilet humour is a British institution and will always be funny.

As for the hiccups, my friend taught me a way to get rid of them that works every time. You just have to drink a pint of water backwards. Unfortunately i can't think of a way to describe it in words.

Sorry... that wasn't very helpful was it?

[stinkyattic]

As for the hiccups, my friend taught me a way to get rid of them that works every time. You just have to drink a pint of water backwards. Unfortunately i can't think of a way to describe it in words.

Fill the pint glass.
Stand up.
Hold the glass under your chin.
Bend over.
Stick ONLY your LOWER lip in the glass.
Put your upper lip firmly on the OUTSIDE of the glass.
Bend over FURTHER.

It works. Really.

[make it legal]

I just hold my breath until it hurts. It should work.

[jdub61]

spoonful of sugar should stop 'em.

[S.P.Q.R.]

Oh shit, man, you've caught it too!

I've been getting the hiccups so often for over a month now. It sucks..

[onequestion]

Nothing helps. I just ended up waiting it out. It lasted for like three hours then i smoked and it kinda just went away. Maybe cuz it got my muscles to relax or something or maybe it was just a coincidence.

Anyway, i was laughing nonstop for like 15 minutes after reading the ass hiccups thing.

[Storm Crow]

If I said smoke a joint or two? :D

Marijuana cures hiccups
Marijuana cures hiccups (http://www.yourhealthbase.com/database/a77k.htm)

Marijuana For Intractable Hiccups
The Cannabis Link - Medical / Healing Information (http://cannabislink.ca/medical/hiccups.html)

Granny:hippy:

[onequestion]

Wow, I guess it really was the weed that cured my hiccups lol! Thanks stormcrow. Now can you find me any info on ass hiccups? But seriously thanks. Man do I love this plant.

[sm0k3w33d]

sugar.

[dirfjiggler]

peanut butter. A big spoon full!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!