View Full Version : A real New England Clambake =p (there's an overturned canoe involved)
stinkyattic
07-30-2007, 02:08 AM
All right so my weekend plans got a bit fooked.
I'd meant to head up to Vermont for the weekend but ended up stuck in boring ol' MA instead... so Saturday afternoon I'm out on the river with a girlfriend and a sixer and a couple kayaks. REALLY hot day, we're just chilling on the beach, my fishing buddy calls to get in on the inaction, brings his canoe down, and just as he's unloading his canoe, the fucking SKY opens up. I could not believe how hard it started raining. He gets over to the beach and we're trying to light a joint in the rain, no luck.
No problem for Donk, he picks up his canoe and THROWS it in the river... UPSIDE DOWN.
The short version of the story is that the three of us ended up clambaking inside an overturned canoe up to our necks in the Connecticut river with a summer afternoon rainstorm pounding down on the hull.
Good times. It was the SILLIEST thing I have ever done in my fucking LIFE.
Weedhound
07-30-2007, 02:52 AM
I predict your friend will go far in life....;)
stinkyattic
07-30-2007, 01:54 PM
I predict your friend will go far in life....;)
He's in Engineering school... figures.
One thing to his credit, he can think outside the box.
Weedhound
07-30-2007, 01:55 PM
and the canoe.....:D
BizzleLuvin
07-30-2007, 05:48 PM
way to go stinky! lol smoking under a canoe sounds like a lot of fun, im am going to try this.
geonagual
07-30-2007, 05:56 PM
That is awesome! It will ingrained in your memory for the rest of your life...congrats on your life long memory and sharing it with us..
stinkyattic
07-30-2007, 05:57 PM
lol I giggle every time I think about it.
Then again, I don't get much excitement in my life these days, so maybe it's just me....
MisterGreen
07-30-2007, 06:02 PM
that sounds like a good time i'd try that out.
Bluntmasterbabe
07-30-2007, 06:06 PM
One of those great memories that you'll look back on and smile:D
Sounds like an interesting adventure...I'm glad you guys were able to look on the bright side instead of being disappointed about the rain:jointsmile:
MyMARYJANE
07-30-2007, 06:16 PM
sounds like fun! i know i would have had a lot of fun!
Goin_easy
07-30-2007, 06:19 PM
Thats awesome man, thanks for sharing.:jointsmile:
stinkyattic
07-30-2007, 06:22 PM
AAAH!!! I'm a chick!!! Everyone thinks I'm a dude!!! lol
rhizome
07-30-2007, 08:54 PM
I think that your avatar needs more cleavage.
Pipe Dreams
07-30-2007, 08:58 PM
Holy shit.. I HAVE TO TRY THAT!
I actually COULD try that out tomorrow at work, we've got a few canoes. But the river might be a bit too deep. It's probably about 7 foot of water and 4 foot of silt. Needs dredging really. Sound like you had fun though. hahaha. :)
stonedblue
07-30-2007, 11:51 PM
my dad used to do that with an ice chest
sttomassmoker
07-31-2007, 12:21 AM
LOL
that is sooo new england.
edit: sucks you got stuck in MA. mosey on over to RI next time that happens
OahuLocal
07-31-2007, 12:35 AM
That actually sounds kinda fun, but it would be hard to do it here in hawaii.. We just have alot of beaches
qdavid
07-31-2007, 01:14 AM
That made me so homesick. Fun!
stinkyattic
07-31-2007, 12:25 PM
that is sooo new england.
edit: sucks you got stuck in MA. mosey on over to RI next time that happens
lol I'd been in Newport the weekend before and was so thoroughly disgusted by the slow-moving tourists, the snooty clothes-horse rich bitches, the traffic, and the COMPLETE lack of parking that I will never go there again between May and September. Good BBQ downtown helped make up for the hour it took to find a parking spot.
I like the OTHER side of Naragansett though- Wickford area I think- I used to take my sunfish down there to sail.
But my idea of a good vacation involves driving NORTH.
higher4hockey
07-31-2007, 01:02 PM
But my idea of a good vacation involves driving NORTH.
what a coincidence ;)
BabyFacedAbortion
07-31-2007, 01:49 PM
stinky I totally want to smoke under a canoe with you!
stinkyattic
07-31-2007, 01:56 PM
Tell ya what, we will have to find a HUGE canoe, like one that the fur-trappers used to use, and have a giant Canncom Northeast Region Clambake.
Rules are:
-No mexischwag
-No kiefed Beasters
-You must get out from under the canoe if you have to fart
Weedhound
07-31-2007, 06:07 PM
Ok I'm not doing it if I have to follow the last rule..... :D
stinkyattic
07-31-2007, 06:29 PM
Okay fine, you get the butt plug then.
BUZz UK
07-31-2007, 08:46 PM
I actually COULD try that out tomorrow at work, we've got a few canoes. But the river might be a bit too deep. It's probably about 7 foot of water and 4 foot of silt. Needs dredging really. Sound like you had fun though. hahaha. :)
lol, that's the river Yare right? I wouldn't get in that if you paid me, haha...
ghosty
07-31-2007, 09:04 PM
lol we used to do that up at a a bible camp my parents would send me an a freind to... only way i was able to bear with all the religious crap floatin around...we'd put on life jackets, paddle out to the middle of the lake, turn it over and sit there floating and smoking it was awesome
Weedhound
08-01-2007, 02:32 AM
Okay fine, you get the butt plug then.
Stop tempting me....:D
lol, that's the river Yare right? I wouldn't get in that if you paid me, haha...
Nah, its the Bure.
I wouldnt get in any of them, the amount of shit in them in astounding.
You got water, mud, diesel in there for sure, and i dont really want to know what else lol. But i've fallen in so many times im used to it now.
BUZz UK
08-01-2007, 10:46 AM
ah, the Bure yeah. I've been in the broads many a time, as i used to sail. Haven't done it for a couple of years now. I've saying for a while to my mates that we should hire a broads crusier, couple of crates and a couple of Oz. Go on a little boat trip, haha...
stinkyattic
08-01-2007, 01:24 PM
Buzz if you do that I'm coming whether you like it or not. I'm a respectable sailor myself. And the prospects for clambaking the cabin of a weekend cruiser.... oh, HAHAHAHA PERFECT!!! Shit, I'll bet you could squeeze 4 people into a San Juan 21 and shut the storm hatch... :D
BUZz UK
08-01-2007, 01:29 PM
haha, sounds good! Just been waiting for some good weather really, it's the first nice day today for god knows how long... I think I'm going to go and chill out in the garden again...
love the canoe idea btw, i'd love to do that one day, but not here because I'd probably get cholera...
We're lucky the boatyard didnt flood when we had the rain. The river got up almost a foot, good job it didnt come over. It's happened before though, came staight over the quay heading and came up to the reception bit.
I can get any boat you like for free, 22 foot to 48 foot. Well, not for free, but you can take it out for the day.
Demeter
08-02-2007, 01:54 PM
There's nothing more resourceful than a bunch of stoners smoking in the rain!:stoned:
Good clean fun!
stinkyattic
08-06-2007, 08:15 PM
I think the clambake has just become a tradition!
You can see the smoke.
The hat tree is our hats (well duh). All Boston hats, just in different colors: Donk= faded and dirty green, Jimbo=dirty grey, can't tell what color it used to be, Me= green, on the way to becoming about the same as the others. They all got sorta wet.
yiGity
09-04-2008, 09:57 PM
hard to pick one time of the year... rain or shine snow or grime any day is a good day
Greenthing
09-04-2008, 10:11 PM
Yea I am going to take a canoe every with time I go out, it's been a wet summer in the UK.
The canoe story so was fucking hilarious I nearly swallowed my joint.:jointsmile:
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