I wonder how many zombies you could kill in 30 minutes

[Dr HaZzMatT Esq.]

I'd say 60:thumbsup:

[psteve]

It's a trick question.
Zombies are already dead.

[pixel]

depends on my arsenal

[Dr HaZzMatT Esq.]

please include these factors...thank you

[twoguysupnorth]

youre playing castlevania!

[slipknotpsycho]

0. you know why? because i wouldnt waste my time fighting them id get the fuck out of there.

lmao

[rebgirl420]

420

[cobracommander1079]

"you can't kill what is already dead" & if you can't beat em join em!!

[rebgirl420]

The 28 days later people arent zombies their crazies (thats what the guy says at least). Bc they are not dead they are only infected. You can kill them without shooting them in the head. Hell, they can even starve. Zombies can't.

[slipknotpsycho]

o.0 lol you never knew that?

[geonagual]

Don't kill them...they are my friends

[S.W.I.M. 504]

why dont zombies have sex?

with other zombies of course, not living people that would be border line necrophilia

[rebgirl420]

hahah yeah I think im getting to deep into this ha

[me myself and I]

personally, i can't wait till the 3rd Resident Evil movie comes out!

[rebgirl420]

I never liked resident evil, I like to see more zombies plus they show dogs as zombies and that doesn't happen :thumbsup:

[slipknotpsycho]

I never liked resident evil, I like to see more zombies plus they show dogs as zombies and that doesn't happen :thumbsup:

actually it could.... the T-virus wasn't developed to be gene specific... T-Virus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T_Virus)

basicly, it attatches to any living cell and transforms it... the reason people degrade faster and faster the longer they've been infected is because the mutated cells keep reproducing... so more and more cells are reproducing near the end, until (i guess) finally the damage results in th ebody shutting down.... which of course... then they rise from the dead... although they're no longer human...

but it's 100% plausible that it could affect any living organism...

in the books there are even mutated sharks... and lets not forget, the entire racoon city outbreak resulted from an infected rat escaped....

[rebgirl420]

hahahahahaha yeah really, your asking the zombie experts here. Well at least its good to know that when shit goes down the pot heads of the earth will rise up and save the day hahah

[MFer]

If theres ever a zombie attack, aim for the skull.

My friends and I were thinking about this while playing music. If you kill a zombie, and then say, cut off its leg and cook it. I mean, cook it thoroughly, cook out the virus, etc., could you eat it without risk of infection?

[rebgirl420]

actually it could.... the T-virus wasn't developed to be gene specific... T-Virus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T_Virus)

basicly, it attatches to any living cell and transforms it... the reason people degrade faster and faster the longer they've been infected is because the mutated cells keep reproducing... so more and more cells are reproducing near the end, until (i guess) finally the damage results in th ebody shutting down.... which of course... then they rise from the dead... although they're no longer human...

but it's 100% plausible that it could affect any living organism...

in the books there are even mutated sharks... and lets not forget, the entire racoon city outbreak resulted from an infected rat escaped....


Maybe in resident evil but the real living dead were created by the Solanum virus. The virus does not spread to animals. Sometimes the zombies go after animals though but instead of affecting them too they die, its 100 percent fatal. Besides, the zombie flesh is extremely toxic anyway.

[slipknotpsycho]

I never liked resident evil, I like to see more zombies plus they show dogs as zombies and that doesn't happen

well you brought it to RE <.< and i am probably one of the greatest experts on RE here... as i've read the books, seen all the games (minus outbreak, that one was stupid lol) and seen the movies....

i still highly prefer land of the dead and dawn of the dead (new ones, i hate old movies) over RE tho..

[slipknotpsycho]

Search - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=Solanum+virus&go=Go)

if you got such a high knowledge of it tho you need to create a wiki page! wiki doesn't have a page on it!

[rebgirl420]

hahah yeah, I find this hilarious as were all so serious about this haha. Well I would write about zombies but I dont know much about the Resident Evil ones. The game for it was never my thing really. Im just not very good at shoot em up games, well except DOOM.

[slipknotpsycho]

hahah yeah, I find this hilarious as were all so serious about this haha. Well I would write about zombies but I dont know much about the Resident Evil ones. The game for it was never my thing really. Im just not very good at shoot em up games, well except DOOM.

i was saying write a page about the s. virus you mentioned..

btw i never really played the games either, but i have a friend who was a huge fan of them from the very begining one.... it was like his life... so i pretty much know all the stories from the game... then the books tie into them more, and the movies.... well lol to our suprise... really all they share is a copule of names here and there and of course the t-virus....

other then that the movies have shit to do with the books or games.

[defintion10]

It would be hard to kill a lot of zombies because they mostly only die if the brain is completely destroyed. Not shot once, but mutilated. They cannot feel the sensation of pain which tells our normal human bodies to stop what you are doing because you are in for some more danger as pain is increased. If you shoot them, they don't feel anything and they will continue to attempt to bite you causing the Solanum virus to spread and infect you. So you have to kill the virus in the brain which is the only organ it an fully take control of.

haha

[slipknotpsycho]

a 12 gauge solves that pretty easily...

damn limited ammunition capacities tho =/

[rebgirl420]

The shotgun is not a good weapon, at least thats what the guys says. He says you have to get really close to blow to the whole head off. The spread wont hurt them at all. He said to use some semi automatic gun but i forgot what it was already. Oh and crow bars are good too he said.

[defintion10]

Your best chance would to sit on a roof ..(a roof with no easy way of getting up, use a ladder then take it up with you.).. with a bunch of bud, a few shotgun rounds (wouldn't really need it), and lighter, pipe, some vodka...and maybe some food...you might be up there for a few days-weeks.

wow i sound like such a geek haha

Reb, how far are you in it now? ive been readin it for like an hour now

[rebgirl420]

hhha im on page 217 out of 270. Right now im reading about actual occurnaces. And yeah embrace your zombie geekiness, I have :thumbsup:

[ghosty]

it depends if they were like slow mindless zombies then they could be much easier to kill.... if they were like the zombies in the 28 series... then unless i had some sizeable arsenal, i'd probably be fucked... which reminds me... i really need to buy those on dvd.

[slipknotpsycho]

DAMNIT! i just lost everything.... fuck >.<

reb, i dout if there was an outbreak there'd be a bunch of range fighting.... mostly you'd be shooting people in the head at close range.... like very close... probably close enough to smell their horrid breath....

ok... anyways i found a shotgun suitable for zombie standards

Daewoo USAS-12 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USAS-12)

as for the spread not hurting them... that's wh yyou stick to slugshot..

Shotgun slug - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotgun_slug)

solid peice of metal that shoots a projectile you could only hope to get from a fucking .50

M82 Barrett rifle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M82_Barrett_rifle)

but the .50 is purely a sniper rifle.... the range on it is amazing... it only holds 5 shots, even in the semi auto version.... but also any chance of using it effectively close quarter goes out the window with the amazing recoil, even with the compensator

i like ot pride myself on my knowledge of firearms/zombies all the 'normal' fuckers call me crazy/stupid but i garuntee i'll be one of the oens left 20 years later still fighting for my life while the fuckers who cal lme crazy were killed in the initial onslaught... :D

[rebgirl420]

hahahahah how about it Slip. Well, now everyone knows who to go too when shit goes down haha.

[defintion10]

Wow you read fast...I'm on page like...30. It gets to the point quickly revealing that zombies aren't smart. Oh and reb sorry for disappearing last night...although you were probably glad cuz i was prolly way annoying...but my internet died

[rebgirl420]

Wow you read fast...I'm on page like...30. It gets to the point quickly revealing that zombies aren't smart. Oh and reb sorry for disappearing last night...although you were probably glad cuz i was prolly way annoying...but my internet died

nah its fine hun, you werent annoying. I figured that your parets came in or something. No biggi.:)

[defintion10]

didnt get any sleep :mad:

[slipknotpsycho]

ok back to zombie talk!!!

zombie comes into your house... to your left, you have a baseball bat... to the right you have a machette (as long as the bat) which do you choose? realisitcly too... forget brutal blood shed movies....

this should be intresting.... after a couple have answered i'll reveal the logical answer and explain why

oh yeah running isn't an option, he's standing in hte door way, it's fight or die.

[rebgirl420]

haha how could you sleep, the zombies are out;)

[rebgirl420]

ok back to zombie talk!!!

zombie comes into your house... to your left, you have a baseball bat... to the right you have a machette (as long as the bat) which do you choose? realisitcly too... forget brutal blood shed movies....

this should be intresting.... after a couple have answered i'll reveal the logical answer and explain why

oh yeah running isn't an option, he's standing in hte door way, it's fight or die.

Well the book says machete actually and since its a little bit lighter and easier to conceal it will be better on the run after you kill the zombie

[rebgirl420]

^yeah but the guy in the book says baseball bats of BOTH kinds break really easily after 2 or 3 great hits to a zombie

[rebgirl420]

Wow crunk is it sad that I do the same kind of shit hahah

[slipknotpsycho]

id pick the machete but im assuming the correct answer is baseball bat.

why?

machete can bend and get dull, baseball bat just tears things the fuck up. machete blade can chip and become a useless hunk of metal. why is it useless when dull....no weight behind it...itd be like spanking somebody, you would no longer be doing any damage.

but....is the baseball bat metal or wood.

doesn't matter (and i don't care what that book says :p)

reguardless of decay trying to chop off extremities (including head) would be damn near impossible... unless you could really just sit there and hack and put your weight into it...

baseball bat also has more weight, thus more trauma... you need a 1 hit kill thing when the enemy you face fears no pain nor feels it.... a baseball bat could easily crack the skull and splatter that brain... witha machette all you could do is prey the force you put behind a neck shot knocked the zombie back, so you can take another whack and hope that severes it's head...

a bat on the other hand... well you just need aim... one well placed blow would be loads more devastating....


and trust me.. unelss you got a rotten bat.... it ain't gonna break.. that shit won't crack on a healthy persons skull much less osmeone constantly rotting ...

[defintion10]

machete...hey reb, what does it say about decapitation?

[defintion10]

slip...you gotta mutilate the brain, the damn zombie is a little bitch, he won't give up until his brain is split.

[slipknotpsycho]

slip...you gotta mutilate the brain, the damn zombie is a little bitch, he won't give up until his brain is split.

all the more reason to use a baseball bat and not a machette

[defintion10]

Maybe they are equal, who knows. From personal preference, I still vote machete, we'll have to test this one day. :D

[rebgirl420]

machete...hey reb, what does it say about decapitation?

Decapatation will only seperate the head from the body, not kill the brain. The head will still roll around snapping until the brain itself is destroyed

[defintion10]

now that would actually be funny...a little...fish thing trying to get you

[rebgirl420]

^ pshhh dont you know anything? :D They are dead, the blood does not move around anymore. They dont need oxygen either. None of there body insides work.

[defintion10]

yup, they are pretty much self-sufficient too, they don't really need anything, they just have the desire to hunt thats all they have and know

im pretty sure zombies cant smile...idk though

[venus_night]

420

i don't think there's a better answer

but why would you want to kill them when you could probably just share a couple of bowls with them:pipe:

[rebgirl420]

^bc I dont want blood on my bong haha. But hell, id be one hot zombie:thumbsup:

[slipknotpsycho]

^ pshhh dont you know anything? :D They are dead, the blood does not move around anymore. They dont need oxygen either. None of there body insides work.

yeah c'mon man.... it's not vampires.. they don't need blood....

i'm not sure of the living dead movies... but in RE the virus replace all cells including blood (well not replaces, but attatches it's self and metamorhpises them) but those cells become the energy the zombie lives off of...

kinda hard to explain... but after a body is dead, think of it as a rechargable battery... when it dies it's dead... but you can recharg it.. that's what the virus does essintially... it no longer needs oxygen and blood to live... the cells themselves power the body...

of course, with this goes out intillegent thought... and all that's left is primitive thought.... mostly, feeding....



the real question is... do zombies know when they're full or do they eat til they're bloated? :D:D:D:D:D

[slipknotpsycho]

they can be zombies all they want but they cannot defy physics or the laws of thermodynamics....they need energy of some source and im pretty sure they dont instantly take up photosynthesis as soon as they become a zombie :p and if the brain doesnt work then how do they move? the virus has enough power to move a 150+ pound body around?


The T-Virus is essentially a protein crystal with a RNA core. Once the virus makes contact with a cell it is able to infiltrate the nucleolus, and manipulate the cell's DNA. The T-Virus becomes an essential part of the cell, and as the cell replicates, the virus is copied with each division.

The T-Virus will gradually destroy a cell's mitochondria, and replace it with a special organelle which produces a new-found form of energy.[citation needed] As the body becomes self sufficient on this energy, the respiratory and circulatory systems will become vestigial, ending the body's dependence on oxygen


...

[slipknotpsycho]

read above.... as this hasn't actualy happened i can't tell you where the energy comes from... we haven't exactly studied it :p but it is described how they are not dependant upon oxygen, which means blood is useless... (since blood is how oxygen powers the body)

[slipknotpsycho]

FINE FUCK IT I GIVE UP LOL!!!!

ill let your images of zombies be self sufficient nuclear reactors that can levitate if you want them to.

its so hard to reason when people can invent new energies at will :p

lol!

:p sorry... this is probably the only subject i could ace on a college test...

[rebgirl420]

yeah c'mon man.... it's not vampires.. they don't need blood....

i'm not sure of the living dead movies... but in RE the virus replace all cells including blood (well not replaces, but attatches it's self and metamorhpises them) but those cells become the energy the zombie lives off of...

kinda hard to explain... but after a body is dead, think of it as a rechargable battery... when it dies it's dead... but you can recharg it.. that's what the virus does essintially... it no longer needs oxygen and blood to live... the cells themselves power the body...

of course, with this goes out intillegent thought... and all that's left is primitive thought.... mostly, feeding....



the real question is... do zombies know when they're full or do they eat til they're bloated? :D:D:D:D:D

Hey man, thats what it says in the book. and zombies dont eat for nurishment. and they'll continue to eat and eat until either their stomachs bloat and they tear open or there killed.

[defintion10]

Did you finish it yet reb?

[rebgirl420]

not yet, I took a break to eat some twizzlers haha

[defintion10]

ppppp i got to page 60...i stopped about 3 hours ago...yahoooo

[slipknotpsycho]

BTW thanks for making me paranoid again....

i was just goin out to my garage to get something to drink....and we have motion activated lights in the garage.....so i open the door to go to the fridge we have in there and the light was already on.....you usually have to take like 2 steps in to turn it on...so as im goin to the fridge im sittin there thinkin...":wtf3:shit....what if a zombie is hiding behind the workbench and tools....." so i hurried the fuck up and got out of there. hahaha

lol if it was a zombie you'd of already been infected....

really... a zombie wouldn't hide... they're stupid and retarded.... eat eat eat is all htey think... they see food they go after it...

[defintion10]

i was just about to say that it wouldnt hide ha...and you could crawl faster then a zombie

[defintion10]

zombies suck at being zombies

and theyre are voodoo zombies, but they arent really 100% zombie they are cursed humans kinda...i think thats what it said, but they are faster, smarter, but they can feel pain

[rebgirl420]

hahah omg I know, Im at Johns house and he has a fridge outside on the deck for water and pop and im dying of thirst but I dont wanna go outside........I cant run very fast:(

[defintion10]

just runnnnn fast

[REEFERDREAMZ]

Man I dont knwo shit about zombies. I will stick with REB..lol...:jointsmile:

[cannabis campbell]

I seriously cant believe this hasn't been said yet, and before when rebgirl was talking about zombies and shit on the history channel i wanted to say it but i was too stoned.

THERES NO SUCH THING AS ZOMBIES... or do you believe in them in america? :).

[slipknotpsycho]

hahahaha i was going to post something but i forgot what it was.

there was a fly on my desk. and i had the top to a thing you get nachos in from taco bell. so i put it over the fly and now i have a little captive fly. i think im gonna rip off its wings and give it to david hasselhoff....

How to build your own powered airplane... (http://www.slackernetwork.com/out.php?id=2222)

[cannabis campbell]

Well UFO's you either believe in em or you dont.

But i seriously thought everyone knew zombies dont exist, I didnt think that anyone would believe in them lol.

[slipknotpsycho]

I seriously cant believe this hasn't been said yet, and before when rebgirl was talking about zombies and shit on the history channel i wanted to say it but i was too stoned.

THERES NO SUCH THING AS ZOMBIES... or do you believe in them in america? :).

dude.. lmao... you think any of us actually beleive in it?

this isn't the first zombie debate i've had lol... i've had them with friends while on road trips and such.... we don't beleive in it... but it's just something to talk about (which indicates why the common lurkers who're also bored are the only ones here talking about them...)

[slipknotpsycho]

america isnt the land of smart people. we have so many radical christians here its depressing. you never hear of jehova's witness's running around in britain trying to push their ideas onto other people and telling people they are going to die tomorow if they say no.

lol.... true...

[cannabis campbell]

Pfft if they turned up at my door saying i was going to die tomorow i would tell them to come back tomorow.

[rebgirl420]

haha yeah I just read this stuff for fun. I mean, what else do I have to do tonight? haha. I like talking about weird stuff like zombies or the loch ness monster.

[cannabis campbell]

Where? Here? Zombieanity!?

[slipknotpsycho]

man if you want some fun i think i may have just accidently sparked a religeon argument. we will see what happens....i am gonna avoid it for the moment...

of all religious people... i say FUCK JEHOVA'S WITNESSES... i mean seriously... so few people believe their belief they actually see it needed to go door to door in hopes of recruiting people (and how many do they even get actually expressing intrest, much less conversion? 1 out of every 500 houses?)

ok back to the zombies....

just how bad does their shit stink? :p (we really need a puke face)

[REEFERDREAMZ]

Wow, this is getting far out there.. lets toke one up!:jointsmile:

[rebgirl420]

Heres on slip

[defintion10]

god dammit!! i keep smoking but my mind is never different i just blazed 15 minutes ago and my thoughts are completely normal and i look at everything the same and nothing is trippy at all ahhhhhhhhhhhhh but my body feels good :) and this song schsm idk who sings it but its good imma change to pink floyd saucerful album

good playlist:

tangerine by led zeppelin
cocaine by jimi hendrix, not eric clapton
time of the season by the ZOMBIES!!! yeahhhhh
schism by no clue
pink floyd - remember a day

this doesnt have to do with zombies! but i said zombies 3 times in this post

[rebgirl420]

^schism is by TOOL

[defintion10]

thank you

[defintion10]

wait i have other songs that are under "idk" thats the artist name haha

are these by tool?

hey hey what can i do now
10,000 fists
the pot
12:51

[slipknotpsycho]

god dammit!! i keep smoking but my mind is never different i just blazed 15 minutes ago and my thoughts are completely normal and i look at everything the same and nothing is trippy at all ahhhhhhhhhhhhh but my body feels good :) and this song schsm idk who sings it but its good imma change to pink floyd saucerful album

good playlist:

tangerine by led zeppelin
cocaine by jimi hendrix, not eric clapton
time of the season by the ZOMBIES!!! yeahhhhh
schism by no clue
pink floyd - remember a day

this doesnt have to do with zombies! but i said zombies 3 times in this post


dude.. how THE FUCK did you not know who that was by? that's like one of their most popular 'recent' songs...

[rebgirl420]

Yes def, they are

[slipknotpsycho]

edit : n/m i got confused!

[defintion10]

because i have 5 songs on my itunes playlist that are under the artist name "idk" i dont even know where these songs came from because i did not name the artist "idk" and i dont remember dling any

[rebgirl420]

but its not 10,00 fists, its 10,00 days. 10,00 fists is by disturbed

[defintion10]

this song is 10,000 fists and it sounds like the disturbed singer i think

[defintion10]

that airplane thing is really cool

[rebgirl420]

wooo finished my book!!!!!!!!!

[defintion10]

niceeee

im on page 89 now but i turned it off

the specials are a really good band download

ghost town
little bitch
gangsters

[wayoftheleaf]

man i'd kill so man of them bastards, i'd be like pow-pow-pow, bam them zombies are dead. dead. fucking dead. pow-pow-pow. die you...goddamn....zombies. dead...

It would be awesome. Grenades to. make it like a halo type game. plasma grenades hell yeah.