Just for fun, Try this!

[cannabis campbell]

Pick the month you were born on

1----I sucked
2----I blew
3----I fucked
4----I ate out
5----I jerked off
6----I fingured
7----I licked
8----I hooked up with
9----I cuddled with
10---I slept with
11---I molested
12---I shot

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01------a dog
02------a homosexual
03------an easter egg
04------a cat
05------a horse
06------a toothbrush
07------a donkey
08------a prostitute
09------a blind man
10------an arab
11------a homo
12------Paris Hilton
13------your mom
14------a lesbian
15------a drug dealer
16------a jew
17------The Trojan Man
18------a cow
19------your mom
20------an orange
21------a bag of weed
22------an overweight Asian woman
23------a whore
24------a pickle
25------a french fry
26------Santa Claus
27------a homeless guy
28------a black pornostar
29------a Mexican
30------a bottle of vodka
31------a condom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White--- Because Im a bitch
Black----Because I have a gigantic penis
Pink-----Because I have amazing boobs
Red-----Because Im mentally ill
Blue----Because Im a loser
Green----Because I hate my life
Purple----Because Im gay
Gray-----Because I was wasted
Orange-----because i smoke crack
Polka Dot-----Because I have an extreamly small dick
Other-----Because I have double d's

[wannabehippiegirl]

I figured a bag of weed b/c im gay??
lol did you think of this?

[Bluntmasterbabe]

I slept with a lesbian because I smoke crack apparently...lol:D

[420_24/7]

i fingured a cow because i have double ds, why is there polka dot but not like brown

[Oh My High]

I shot Santa Claus because I was wasted. I did!

[Bluntmasterbabe]

I shot Santa Claus because I was wasted. I did!

That's a good one...lol:D

[WEsmokeED]

I shot a whore because I have a giant penis. Whoa how did it know??

[cannabis campbell]

I slept with a botle of vodka because im a loser :(.

[Blitzed]

Dont worry CC, your not the only one..


I ate out a cow because I hate my life.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I fucked an overweight Asian woman Because I'm mentally ill.


tehehe.

[Quinn The Eskimo]

I cuddled with a lesbian Because I have a gigantic penis. lawl

[Thepossumdance]

^lol babyface's ftw

apparently i jerked off a bottle of vodka because Im a loser

[BlazinTreesX3]

Not so bad i cuddled with a cow cuz i was wasted... ive cuddled with a sidewalk while i was wasted at least i wouldnt be cold..

[hippy lettuce]

I molested your mom because i hate my life lol :D good thread man! lol

[DarkHairedSativa]

:wtf:I jerked off a homosexual because I have a gigantic penis??!:wtf:Won't my bf be surprised!!!;)

[S.W.I.M. 504]

lol i like this
i shot an easter egg because im a bitch

[cannabis campbell]

LOL!

[Nochowderforyou]

I licked a bottle of vodka because I hate my life.

That isn't true. LIES!!

[DarkHairedSativa]

LMAO!!! but he fingured one for the same reason!!!!:D

[cannabis campbell]

Haha! Where have you been nochowder?

[CrAzYcHrIs 420]

i fingered santa clause because i was wasted.....rofl :stoned:

[xtreme23]

i shot a drug dealer because im mentally ill... lol

[Nochowderforyou]

Haha! Where have you been nochowder?

Working my friend and not smoking much weed, but not by choice. Money ran very low as I was inbetween that 2 week period waiting for my first paycheque since school is all done.

No money=no weed, so to pass the time, I have been getting plenty of excercise outdoors and am finally working a steady job that I am very happy at, so I haven't had much time to get on here. Only on my days off. Lost 10 lbs in the last 2 weeks and I feel great!

Tomorrow I finally get a cheque, it's my day off, my fucking birthday (turning 25) so a fat bag will be purchased. Yes yes, it will be a happy day tomorrow. :rastasmoke:

[Nocturnal Stoner]

I fingered paris hilton because 'm a loser :D

[defintion10]

I fucked an Easter Egg because I'm a loser.

haha that actually makes sense.

[zino11]

I licked a prostitute because im a im a........LOSER:sadcrying

[pixel]

wow, SICK!!!!!


I am wearing an allblack tshirt cause i just got outta work for red robin (i work in the kitcehn not serving) and i was born on 8/8/88. August 8th 1988

I hooked up with a prostitute because I have a gigantic penis

[Reefer Rogue]

Lol, i slept with paris hilton because i have a massive penis.

[cannabis campbell]

licking a prostitute while mentally ill.

i hope to hell im mentally ill for doing that no way would i lick a hooker they probably got AIDS n shit.

lmfao! that made me crack up so bad!:S2:

[slipknotpsycho]

i licked your mom cuz i was wasted...

yup sounds about like me...

[pattyboy]

i fingured paris hilton because i hate my life lol

[cannabis campbell]

Its meant to say fingered by the way it was just misspelt

[baisez le monde.]

I ate out a cow because I have double d's.


Somewhat true I suppose. :upsidedow

[cobracommander1079]

I slept with a french fry because Im wasted.

[indicagrower]

i cuddled with a black pornstar because i have gigantic penis

[Skwirl07]

I hooked up with a donkey because I was wasted...

and I thought no one knew about that...

[twoguysupnorth]

i fingured a prostitute because i have double dee's, aww come on you know that aint gonna happen. my name is fluffer nutter.

[dean0000]

I fingered santa claus because I am mentally ill

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

i sucked santa clause cuz im mental

[Sweyn Forkbeard]

I sucked a homeless guy because i'm mentally ill.

I'm not proud.

[qdavid]

i fingured a cow because i have double ds, why is there polka dot but not like brown

Whoa, mine's June 18 too.

[partyguy420]

i sucked a over weght asin women because im a bitch...

[cannabis campbell]

Lol! ^^

[typoerror]

i slept with a cat because i was wasted

[Dro_Princess]

I sucked a blind man because I'm mentally ill

[O' Cannabis]

I fingered an orange because i'm a bitch:(

[Oh My High]

i shot a drug dealer because im mentally ill... lol
No soup for you!

[palerider7777]

i jacked off a cat cause im a loser

[ghosty]

4/28 with a black shirt on... so apparently i ate out a black pornstar because i have a giant penis hahaha thats probably the best answer

[Delta]

i fingured paris hilton because i hate my life lol

At least you got to finger a chick.

I fingered a dog because I'm a bitch. LOL

[affasd]

lol i shot a homo because i was wasted

[birdgirl73]

I cuddled with a bag of weed because I have amazing boobs. Something's not right with that sentence. Or with the characterization of my boobs as amazing!

[ChronicJoint]

i licked a prostitue because im mentally ill

i hope im mentally ill for doing that they probably got AIDS and other STD's

[13thirteen]

I jerked off a frech fry because I have a gigantic penis. That would probably be true if I wasn't a female.:D

[fr33 w33d plox]

I blew a cow Because I have a gigantic penis lol

[LIP]

I slept with a condom because i hate my life. Hahaha.

How do you sleep with a condom anyway?

[weedmaster]

I jerked a cat off because i'm a bitch and mentally ill, not true i'm not a bitch.

[ChronicJoint]

I slept with a condom because i hate my life. Hahaha.

How do you sleep with a condom anyway?

you could put it on and thrust at the air. or you could put it on and just go to bed. either way is just as bad. haha

[weedmaster]

put it on then shag a beautiful women for a few hours then go to sleep:D sounds o.k to me.

[zane929]

i cuddled with a mexican because im a bitch

[CollegeToke]

I jerked off a cat because I am a loser. Damn that's rough.

[BUZz UK]

I fingered a horse, because I'm a loser. Go me.

[il2k3]

I cuddled with a prostitute because I have a gigantic penis. I have weird fetishes =\

[Journey?]

I sucked a pickle because I was wasted. Aww, guess I was mad at my boyfriend at the time...;)

[cannabis campbell]

Hahahhaa some funny ones here lol!!

[GraziLovesMary]

Mine is fuckin awesome...

I slept with your mom because I have a gigantic penis...

hahahahaha and Ive so totally fucked a mom too... actually now that I think about it, Ive fucked a couple of em. I love mommies! :D


Hahaha... mine is the fuckin best. Not the funniest.. but definitely the best! Mad props to CC for putting the coolest combination on my birthday lol

[Acouwaila]

i blew a dog because im a loser

= (

[BizzleLuvin]

'i licked a french fry because i smoke crack'

i lick french fries regardless, they are salty....mmmm

[4twentE]

I hooked up with your mom cause she thinks I look so hot without a shirt on. I ain't got no double D's.

[GraziLovesMary]

Mine is still the best!! YES!! CC gots my back.

Either that or the undeniable power of being born on the 13th of October permeates more than just my surrounding thunderhead of an aura, but also into the internet.. either way.. YES!!

[ChronicJoint]

today i licked a hooker for being a loser....:(

[cannabis campbell]

Haha!! yeah grazi yours was classic :D LOL CJ it could be worse i suppose :p

[Bubbleman]

I fucked a dog because im a loser

[snowblind]

i licked your mom because i was wasted. well the beer googles were on and she said your dad can't make her cum no more

[snowblind]

dude you could have a posh wank, no mess

[jaGerbom]

i blew an orange because i have a huge penis.

....i like oranges.