View Full Version : Hey, Reb...meet the original zombie.
Jesus was the first zombie.
rebgirl420
07-29-2007, 10:52 AM
hahahahahahahahahahah thats hilarious! Well thank god I finally got the zombie survival guide. Ill know just what to do when he comes back.
His head is already vulnerable, wearing that crown of thorns. What does the guide say about pure zombies though? I'd imagine the standard blow to the head wouldn't do zombie Jesus in.
rebgirl420
07-29-2007, 11:01 AM
I guess not. I guess then you just have to destroy the whole body. But in the book it says not to use fire so maybe heavy machine gun fire.
Preferably a mini gun...those bullets would tear through even the most immaculate flesh. I better get a copy of that book myself, just in case he doesn't die I could always use it as projectile...I know that's not the only use for books though...?
rebgirl420
07-29-2007, 11:33 AM
hahah the book is actually really entertaining and bad ass. Im just tearing through it.
Be careful with those books, reb...you don't know what kind of heretic crap are in those things. Just the thought of reading a book gives me the chills or maybe it's sleep deprivation?
rebgirl420
07-29-2007, 11:59 AM
No this guy is serious about this. He is one tough cookie haha
He's probably been to Haiti and has observed real zombies! Ooooooo
rebgirl420
07-29-2007, 12:31 PM
He mentions that and those arent "real" zombies. I mean technically thats where the name zombie came from, he prefers to call them the undead or ghouls. He even lists how to tell them apart.
I was talking about Haitians in general...He mentions how to tell them apart? This is guy is for real! Probably obsessed, like you reb.
rebgirl420
07-29-2007, 12:47 PM
yeah he does haha.yeah im obsessed with zombies. its weird I know but what if it happens? Then what? Then everyone else is getting eaten and Theresa is packed to the rafters with GOOD weapons and ammo and supplies. You never know. Weirder shit has happened.
Well I guess it goes back the whole zombie Jesus thing...it's already happened, and it's just a matter of time before it happens again. I guess it wouldn't hurt to read a little...
rebgirl420
07-29-2007, 01:03 PM
yeah besides I have nothing better to do. John just came home and is playing madden online with his friend.
Better take Madden into shelter too. You don't want John risking his life to go back for the video game once the zombies come...
rebgirl420
07-29-2007, 01:24 PM
hahah yeah but playing a video game in a zombie outbreak would only draw more attention to the barracated house that I will have to secure. Zombies have acute hearing and any sign of life will draw them in. I cant risk that. I guess we'll just have to play scrabble or something haha. Geez, now he's done and were going to bed...and my book is only half way done.
It's probably time for me to shut it down too. You're gonna pay for being an avid reader, reb. I bet you'll sleep with one eye open...never know when the ghouls will rise...
Bob the Awesome
07-29-2007, 02:34 PM
Haha, I got to read a part of that book a while back, it was a good read :D Hilarious stuff.
pixel
07-29-2007, 09:49 PM
my dealer had that in the back seat of his car the other day... is this a sign of something to come? could it be the cannabinauts alone that save the planet from being overrun by a ravaging zombie infection?
Matt the Funk
07-29-2007, 10:02 PM
my dealer had that in the back seat of his car the other day... is this a sign of something to come? could it be the cannabinauts alone that save the planet from being overrun by a ravaging zombie infection?Why kill them? Why not just get them high. If you got them stoned enough, they would pass out.
GRB.4.Life
07-29-2007, 10:18 PM
Zombies don't exist. It's biologically impossible.
Spiritual apparitions are more scientifically possible than dead moving flesh...
Some areas of the world have plants and drugs that can make people zombie-like. Haiti is no exception...
Not to be the rain on the fire or nothin' but it's the truth...
Why kill them? Why not just get them high. If you got them stoned enough, they would pass out.
Good idea...just get them stoned, that'll stop their craving to feed!
LuckyG
08-01-2007, 12:15 AM
Good idea...just get them stoned, that'll stop their craving to feed!
That's a terrible idea! What if they get the munchies?
venus_night
08-01-2007, 12:20 AM
hey, you always gotta be prepared. we have a zombie defense corps on campus. there's this "research" building that sits like less than 100 yds from the dorms and we're pretty sure that they're the new umbrella corporation.
Gatekeeper777
08-01-2007, 12:24 AM
The united states government tried to RE_ANIMATE the dead but the project failed as all they could get was a few muscle twitches and an occaional jerk.
The united states government tried to RE_ANIMATE the dead but the project failed as all they could get was a few muscle twitches and an occaional jerk.
The Nazi's tried it too! At least they did in Puppetmaster 5...
4twentE
08-01-2007, 06:44 PM
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