Just smoked with my brother without him knowing.

[Melkane]

The whole household smokes weed but they don't know I do. Last night my brother's car he just got broke down on him and he had to have it towed home. He was all bummed out, stressing out about it as he just got a new job and hasn't even been paid yet.

He mentioned the other day how he's broke and can't score any weed for the past few weeks. I lit up a couple hours ago cautiously after last nights bad experience I had. Was getting mildly high and I thought, my brother could sure use some relaxation too, but I'm not about to reveal to him that I smoke, as he's the type that can't keep secrets and will spill anything thats revealed. But I came up with an idea. I went out and grabbed a new baggie and grabbed out a couple small nuggets (a couple bowls worth) out of my stash.
I then but the bag in my school/laptop bag.

I went out and started talking with my brother about stuff and then acting like I just remembered I ran and grabbed my laptop bag and started telling him some bullcrap that at school/work I found a binder with no name and upon looking through it I found something I thought was something but wasn't sure and thought he would know. I gave him the baggie and he got all excited and eventually lit it up. He went from being all stressed and bummed out to being all relaxed and happy. So I sat out there already high myself talking with him as he got high.

[Ganj]

That's really cool of you, Melkane. They say when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

[Brett1038]

thats cool man..

i thought you were gonna say you smoked in his room when he was asleep but you did it for real with some ninja shit..

:thumbsup:

nice job

[mute]

thats awesome man. something just as good will come your way. :hippy:

[Melkane]

Why don't you tell your family, if they all smoke?

Well my mother likes to smoke but she hasn't all year because her job does a randomly timed drug test once a year and they haven't gave it to her yet. And based on conversations about my brother she seems to wish he didn't smoke... I also don't want it thrown up as an excuse or something. My step fathers only agenda with us is to get my brother and I out of the house as soon as he can, it's been his wish since he first got with our mother years ago. So while he does it himself, he's likely to use it as ammunition to get me out again.

[S.W.I.M. 504]

They say when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
that true lol but did u get that from futurama ?

[Ganj]

that true lol but did u get that from futurama ?

Episode #52: Godfellas

It's a classic.

[thiskid420]

That's badass man, good brother.. :thumbsup:


That's really cool of you, Melkane. They say when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

^^ That's the first time I've heard that, and I love it.. It's totaly true..

[pixel]

That takes a pretty big man. props.

[Storm Crow]

Most cool! - Granny:hippy:

[sm0k3w33d]

u are a nice person :hippy:

[Fore20]

Thats good bro. What if you just said "hey dude, you wanna smoke? Just don't tell mom that i smoke too?"

[Melkane]

You have to know my brother to know that wouldn't work. We are not even sure if he is aware he does it, but he's the type of guy that talks about EVERYONE behind their back, he does it to score points with that paticular person at that paticular time. If you say talk about some certain person negatively, the next time he is around that person he will tell them what you said, but then he will take what they say and come back and tell you the next time he's around you. It's just him. He's been that way for as long as I can remember. If he found out I smoke weed, the next time he I'm not around he'd blab to my mother or step-father that I smoke. So I can't tell him unless I'm prepared to let everyone know that I do. I'd rather wait on that till I'm out on my own again.

[rebgirl420]

Episode #52: Godfellas

It's a classic.

hahaha the monks in the closet that eat their shoes hahah


and yeah hun, thats cool of you. we need more people like you in the world.

[marijuana bird]

wow i wish sum1 would do that for me well 1 of my good friends is gettin me 2lbs for free so i guess it is happening 2 me:jointsmile:

[HighTillIDie]

dude... you gotta becareful about that shit... i mean that is cool... but i have a very vindictive hipocritical brother, and he would of figured that out... albeit he is paranoid... be more careful...

i mean, eventually everyone will know anyways... you may be super ultra slick but prolly not

[Melkane]

HighTillIDie - Who is that in your avatar?

[Ganj]

hahaha the monks in the closet that eat their shoes hahah


and yeah hun, thats cool of you. we need more people like you in the world.

Haha! That's great, reb! Another favorite quote from that episode is when Bender first meets "God."

Bender says, "So you know what I'm gonna do before I even do it?"
God says, "Yes."
Bender: "But what if I don't do it?"
God: "Then I don't know that."

I know it's not as funny when it's read, but it's a perfect example of Futurama's humor. It hits me square in the face and I can't help but to chuckle. And if I'm not tuned into Discovery Channel or NTGH, then I'm on Adult Swim watching the re-runs of Futurama that never get old.