Wow I had 6 today

[cannabis campbell]

Ever have one of those days where you are smoking throughout the day and just feel constantly horny :eek:

[Blitzed]

So you rubbed 6 out today?

[GraziLovesMary]

Haha careful CC, dont wanna go blind, turn to stone or get hairy palms :p

But FUCK yeah Ive had those days! LOL!

[damnwhatsmyname]

Every time i smoke i get horny!!!!!

[Blindman0v0]

I'm horny right now and I can't see shit.lol

[friendowl]

you need a horny female to smoke out with
6 wack offs is a lot
your dick must be raw haha

[cannabis campbell]

My horny females away on holiday looks like ill have to put up with my hand for the meanwhile :(.

[sam44]

hahaha.

6 times in one day

come on man.

[Blitzed]

WD40 will keep anything from going raw.. even after 6 times

Oh yeah, CC I found you a girlfriend!

[420MissHighTimes420]

yeah i cant orgasim more than twice w. out it hurting. but im a girl so maybe its different you lucky boy. chill with that though, ive heard of guys getting welts on there dicks from rubbing too much too hard. lol. but smoking does make me horny, but then its harder to climax its wierd.

[Blitzed]

lol I wanna know how stoned he was to make a thread about wanking it 6 times in a day for millions to read!


CC pass that shit yo


but ya.. I do get horny when smoking. But I mean everything is better with Mary Jane.

[cannabis campbell]

Haha i was stoned as fuck when i made it but truly that must of been a record for me my routine for last night was smoke a joint, feel randy, have a wank, then smoke another joints etc and try and fit munchies somewhere inbetween.

[snowblind]

did u just need a piss, when i first started toking i thought i was wall horny, rubbed a few off then realised i just needed a massive piss.

[cannabis campbell]

Haha no that aint happened to me i knew i was horny because my dick kept getting an instant erection, and i didnt need a piss at all lol.

[kdspecial]

My horny females away on holiday looks like ill have to put up with my hand for the meanwhile :(.

USE YOUR OPPOSITE HAND IT WILL FEEL LIKE SOMBODY ELSE FOR A WHILE.:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thu mbsup:

kd:rastasmoke:

[cannabis campbell]

Opposite hand, what do you mean? lol, nah its not that bad i dont mind masturbating i still do even when i can get sex on tab sometimes its nice to have a little bit of quality time with yourself naked.

[kdspecial]

don't knock it till you try it....

lol

[snowblind]

lol, just thought i would share that. its better if u fight the urge and save it up for a while days, not hours. drink a shit load of water for a few days. then u cum like a geezer (fountain, not chavvy bloke). or get laid. sex is all about the anticipation and build up

[3rdEyeVision]

lol i get those kind of days too, i dont really need to spank it like 5 times but i have the time so i mine as well :)

[stinkyattic]

I love these llittle excursions into the male mind. OMG I almost blew gatorade out my nose when I saw this thread. CC you crack me up bro.

[cannabis campbell]

Omg! Its happening again! Its taking over :(!

[azure]

haha this thread is fucking genius!! :D

in particular i would just like to quote this for its brilliance


lol I wanna know how stoned he was to make a thread about wanking it 6 times in a day for millions to read!


CC pass that shit yo


i envy you somewhat campbell im 19 and i swear i never get horny.. EVER!! maybe if a had a bird with me i would but never on my own, i think i need some testosterone or something! sheet

[dean0000]

This thread is hilarious. I have also had them stoned horny days where you just cant seem to satisfy with just 1 or 2. The tank is running pretty low by the end though.

[dean0000]

Opposite hand, what do you mean? lol, nah its not that bad i dont mind masturbating i still do even when i can get sex on tab sometimes its nice to have a little bit of quality time with yourself naked.

If you use the hand you dont write with it feels different. Also if you sit on your hand to make it numb it feels like you aint even doing it.

[Mountaindewzilla]

Seriously guys... Fleshlight.

Super Ribbed.

I don't bother warming it up, cause' between my dick and friction, it is just fine after a minute or two.

I hate to sound like an advertisement, but I really think more people should have these things!

[budsmoker]

this thread is funny as hell...most i had in a day was 5

[Quincyboy]

i never get horny when i smoke, this one time i was smoking with my girlfriend and she started giving me a handjob and i feel asleep

[CYRAX]

Opposite hand, what do you mean? lol, nah its not that bad i dont mind masturbating i still do even when i can get sex on tab sometimes its nice to have a little bit of quality time with yourself naked.

LMAO that is one of the most rediculously funny posts I've ever read in my life! +rep for being honest!

[rebgirl420]

Ive had nights like that. i smoke and im all alone and then I have to get the vibe....good times

[CYRAX]

I don't just whip out my shit and pound any ole' day, I like to save it up for a specific occasion to make it a great time, you probably understand what I'm saying, lol.

[onequestion]

Only six?

Psht!

Amatuer.

[ScaryMissMary]

i never get horny when i smoke, this one time i was smoking with my girlfriend and she started giving me a handjob and i feel asleep

Ahhh I spit out my dr pepper laughing when I read that.. It made my day!

[GraziLovesMary]

I clicked on this topic, scrolled all the way through and to the next page and was like.. "WTF?? I didnt respond to this shit/????" Then I went back and realized I was the second person to respond.. LMAO

Im reminded of the time my cousin told me he popped a viagra pill just to see what it would do. Well clearly it worked, so he decided to beat off. However... the hard on didnt go away.. so he tried again.. lmao he beat off like 7 times that day trying to make his fuckin hard on go away hahahaha.. it took 8 hours LMAO!

[cannabis campbell]

HAHAHAH I've done that before why the hell not I use them sometimes they're not just for people who cant get errections they make your sex life a LOT better.. Thats what viagra does makes you be able to come like 10 times hard on normally lasts for about 5-8 hours.

I took one once just for the hell of it and I didnt notice anything happening so me being stupid took another one and it kicked in when i was walking down the street I had to go straight back home that shit was embarrasing! LOL

[slipknotpsycho]

OMG I almost blew gatorade

speaking of the male mind.... you know we have this uncanny ability to turn anything perverted... :wtf:

[HighTillIDie]

just 6? when i am going at it, i can hit 'em 2-3 back to back... i have also beat it like it owed me money and left a burn... i am glad i'm not 13 anymore

that being said... the more you masurbate, the longer it will take ya to get off with the real thing (desensitizes)... getting stoned actually desensitzes you as well.

BTW if you tie a rubberband around your less used wrist or arm, until it falls asleep, it feels like someone else is doing it... lol

[beachguy in thongs]

Ive had nights like that. i smoke and im all alone and then I have to get the vibe....good times

I'm always there for my girl!

[GraziLovesMary]

HAHAHAH I've done that before why the hell not I use them sometimes they're not just for people who cant get errections they make your sex life a LOT better.. Thats what viagra does makes you be able to come like 10 times hard on normally lasts for about 5-8 hours.

I took one once just for the hell of it and I didnt notice anything happening so me being stupid took another one and it kicked in when i was walking down the street I had to go straight back home that shit was embarrasing! LOL

LMMFAO hahahahahah thats like in the movie Crank where he takes the epinephrine and hes running down the street with a raging fuckin hard on hahahahahha

[GraziLovesMary]

BTW if you tie a rubberband around your less used wrist or arm, until it falls asleep, it feels like someone else is doing it... lol

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[onequestion]

BTW if you tie a rubberband around your less used wrist or arm, until it falls asleep, it feels like someone else is doing it... lol

You are a genius sir. I commend you on your contributions to me jacking it.

Well done sir, well done indeed.