Time, Gentlemen, Please...

[GHoSToKeR]

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

FO DRIZZLE

aaaaaaaahahaha


*tumbleweed*

stoned people shouldnt be allowed to type or speak lol lol my apologies :D :D :D

[LilRedDevil]

LMAO!

[LonerStoner]

How does Snoop Dogg keep his socks white?

With Bleatch!!

lmfao @ me!

[Reefer Rogue]

why did the chicken cross the playground????? to get to the other SLIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
or at least thats what he told me ;)

[dog420]

*tumbleweed*


^^ and again ^^

[roxy]

lol.... i thought it was funny.... but then im a lil caned... :) its all good

[robert42]

heres 1:

a man walks in to a bar....


































OUCH

[Euphoric]

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

FO DRIZZLE

aaaaaaaahahaha


*tumbleweed*

stoned people shouldnt be allowed to type or speak lol lol my apologies :D :D :D
hahahaha

[az666]

lmfao ghost that fuckin rules . lol .

[F L E S H]

Here's an old italian joke my father told me once, check it out:

A man walks into a bank because he needed to make a few transactions. There's no line up whatsoever, and the only teller is at the counter reading a newspaper.

The man says, "Excuse me."
The teller replies, without putting down his newspaper, "Go to the end of the line!"

Puzzled, the man turns around and sees there is still nobody waiting in line. He speaks again, "Excuse me, sir, there's no one....."

"I said get in line!" interrupted the teller, still intent on his reading

The man turns around, still no one there. Finally, he gets really angry and rips the newspaper away from the teller and slaps him across the face.

"Wh...Who did that?!" yelled the teller, getting really angry too.

The man said, "I don't know, there's so many people in here it could have been anyone."

*pukes*
I think it's funnier in Italian....

[roxy]

heres 1:

a man walks in to a bar....


































OUCH
lmao.............

[DrGonzo]

ghostoker, there is something wrong with you

fo drizzle...my god in heaven

you're making the turnips angry

[maryjanemama]

This is my mom's version of hillarity, she's been telling this joke every Halloween for years:

Why didn't the witch have any kids?

Her husband had a hollow weenie.

:rolleyes:

[roxy]

ghostoker, there is something wrong with you

fo drizzle...my god in heaven

you're making the turnips angry
lol

[Dreadmantic]

haha wtf...

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

Whats white and can't climb trees?
A fridge

Whats blue and stands in a field?
Cow in tracksuit

[jones2much]

did you hear about the gay whale????
he bit the head off of a submarine, and sucked out all the semen.

[GHoSToKeR]

Argh! What have I started? Little did I know that my stoned bullshit would start an onslaught of crappy-jokes the likes of which could destroy the human race!!!!!! arrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh umm... yeah... sandwich time

[teknonra]

johnny comes home after his first day at school.
how was your day johnny? asks his mom, eager to hear how he got on.
great !! says little johnny, 'i loved it ,AND i had sex with the teacher !!
WHAT?? says mommy 'YOU HORRID LITTLE BOY!!!, go to your room and wait for your father to come home.
off he goes up to his room.
in comes daddy from work..'hi love !! hows johnny after his first day at school?
glad you asked dear, she says, he came in here telling me he'd had SEX with his teacher!!! now go upstairs and staighten him out this minute!!
so up he goes to speak to the lad.
'hi johnny, how was your first day at school?'
'great!! AND i had SEX with my teacher !!
'well' says daddy 'really i should punish you, but to tell you the truth, i always fantasized about having sex with my teacher. so ,i'm gonna take you to the shops and buy you that bike you always wanted !!.'
'cool' says johnny 'but can we wait untill the weekend......as my arse is still very sore................................ hahahaha

[Euphoric]

its 420 thats what time it is ladies and gentlemen