Best Of Jay Leno Headlines!

[Anubis10012007]

I love Headlines!!!
Best Of Jay Leno Headlines Video (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/478130/best_of_jay_leno_headlines/)

- Parents keep kids at home to protest school closure
- A New You....Before/After
- World Class Organization.....NO CANADIANS!
- Mangled Fork 50 cents/Garbage Disposable Used Once Needs Repair
- Restaurant with Gym Shoes with Frys and Pop on menu
- Upcoming Dates: Jan 16th...MARTIAN LUTHER KING JR DAY
- Local child wins gun from fund raiser
- Jeff's Ceiling and Coating....Before/After
- Steve Martinez....wanted for witnessed intimidation
- Hormel Ass Chops
- Valentine's Day Funeral Day Arrangements
- Valentine's Day "New Look"
- Talking Dog, Speaks 4 languages...$50!
- Women's clothing...sizes fat, medium fat, fat fat
- Infertility...Why Can't We Get Pregnant (Men)?
- Fun fact...over 2500 left handed people are killed each year using right
handed products
- Digital Aviator Watch...has snooze function!
- Dick Cheney runs things....Midwest Oil fined for selling oil too cheaply
- All You Can Eat - Crack
- Box of Twinkies, 10 years old, 2 missing, rest have cream filling sucked out, $5
- Man uses Most Wanted List as an ID

[deadfan420]

Hahahahahahaha Jay Leno's headlines are the SHIT! They always have me laughing my ass off!

The grocery store I go to has little television monitors at the check-out lines so you can watch a bunch of crappy ads while waiting to get checked out. But every once in a while they have "the best of" Leno headlines and I always feel like an idiot for standing there laughing so hard.

Hahahaha great post man!