Do you have a nick name for your penis?

[Gatekeeper777]

post below what you call your little buddy and why?


I call mine Snickers.

1. he is packed full of nuts and really satisfies
2. he has creamy nuget in him.
:D:jointsmile:

[cannabis campbell]

Bosch, the extendable power drive tool.

[LegalizeTheGreen]

Well, mine is "The Little Private". He has had a bit of battle experience, but he still needs more practice before he gets promoted to the next military rank, and so forth.

[big smoke07]

I'd change my name if I were you.

[Pipe Dreams]

I just call it my dick.

[Innominate]

Thrill Drill :thumbsup:

[jdub61]

yeah, it was like a joke name that caught on...regrettably...

[Matt the Funk]

I am too embarresed to say.

[LIP]

My dick's called Frank. Say hi Frank.

[beachguy in thongs]

I heard that Frank looks like Peter.

[thoughtwriter]

i heard peter knows johnson

[420MissHighTimes420]

since i dont have a penis i'm going to name my vagina .................... glorious becon of light haha. or kitty just because i like when people reference my vag with that word hahhaa :stoned:

[420MissHighTimes420]

i heard peter knows johnson

ha today at my work i had to call a man named peter hymen, im not kidding.

[stinkyattic]

A guy I used to date called his The Mushroom. I suggested he rename it the Angry Irish Inch. He wasn't happy about that, but I wasn't exactly turned on by the Mushroom, and eventually we parted ways. :D

[the image reaper]

mine's called 'Big Ed' ... not because of size :(, lol ... but, I was with an English girl once, that had a very pronounced cockney accent ... she said , " my, but e's got a big 'ed , doesn't he ? " ... :S2: ... embarrassed now, too much information :wtf:

[LuckyG]

If I'm in a social situation it's the "rad chilies" a la Achewood (http://achewood.com/dat/comic/07172002_orig.gif).

[imitator]

Since it hasnt been done yet, and I am not sure why...

I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

[imitator]

ha today at my work i had to call a man named peter hymen, im not kidding.

I was working on a guys computer who's name was Mike Hunt. His full name was michael... but for some damn reason he felt it a smart move to go by Mike.

Made for a made session of giggling when I first got the work order, I had just gotten back from lunch break and was high as hell and got told that I was working on a computer for Mike Hunt... it was laugh or explode.

[420MissHighTimes420]

I was working on a guys computer who's name was Mike Hunt. His full name was michael... but for some damn reason he felt it a smart move to go by Mike.

Made for a made session of giggling when I first got the work order, I had just gotten back from lunch break and was high as hell and got told that I was working on a computer for Mike Hunt... it was laugh or explode.

hahaha i went to school with a kid named michael (mike) hunt

[picilo]

I call my cock "Ol'reliable." But my girl calls it "Mr. Big Fun." seriously! She even made a little song to go with it. God I love being well endowed, or at least above average. laterz..


picilo

[Jim Morrison]

hahaha i went to school with a kid named michael (mike) hunt

my real name is mike cox i got some shit for it in high school but nothing a few beatings didnt cure

back on topic my nickname for my junk is Sergeant Splatter

[cannabis campbell]

My dick's called Frank. Say hi Frank.

Haha thats a good one LIP,

dont like the fact i smoke weed eh?

TALK TO FRANK!

[higher4hockey]

do i have a nickname for my penis? no, but she does.

[TOOLickster420]

my purple-headed yogurt slinger:jointsmile:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

eww that sounds so gross lol

[MadSativa]

Im gonna have to quote Samwhore and call mine............ Captain

[jdub61]

LOL, jdub, what is it?

.......little antoine...antoine being a mutual friend's middle name.....wtf??? lol

[partcleguy]

Kerby because he can change shape at will (not always my will)

[delusionsofNORMALity]

no nickname. his real name is ignatius.

[xcrispi]

Spike

[trynagethigh]

plain and simple...Penisaurus :)>

[bcubed]

Quote:
Originally Posted by 420MissHighTimes420
ha today at my work i had to call a man named peter hymen, im not kidding.

I was working on a guys computer who's name was Mike Hunt. His full name was michael... but for some damn reason he felt it a smart move to go by Mike.

Made for a made session of giggling when I first got the work order, I had just gotten back from lunch break and was high as hell and got told that I was working on a computer for Mike Hunt... it was laugh or explode

Honest to God, I delivered mail to a Harry (yes that's what he went by) Dick.

Makes you wonder about the parents...possibly worse than "Sue":D

[scottbrochill]

Mr. pee pee, my ex nicknamed it that and she thought it was funny, but other then that i haven't named it anything

[Bogart]

free willie

[marijuana_dreamz]

my husband calls his mr happy lmao! and i have no idea why.. lmao

[GraziLovesMary]

my husband calls his mr happy lmao! and i have no idea why.. lmao

Probably from Wierd Al's remake of the song MMM MMM MMM MMM. The part about John Bobbit.. lol

Anyways my penis is named "Bob." Simple and to the point. ("Bob my knob, or slob on Bob.. its your choice") I named one girlfriends vagina "Felix", another was "Marsha" and another girl asked me to name hers (I was honored!) and I named it "Victoria's Secret."

[spliffstar22]

Sergeant Schlong..........

[coldone1963]

mine us STANLEY----( like the power drill)

[da dubs]

I CALL MINE



YOUR MAN>>>said in an irish accent...

:) :hippy:

[rebgirl420]

hahahahah reading this is hilarious! Im dying over here.

[couch-potato]

Zin'rokh, Destroyer of Worlds

[pass_the_dubbie]

....erm...the dodo :silly:

[Foilpact]

ha today at my work i had to call a man named peter hymen, im not kidding.

LOL!! bet he was a right tight c**t

[HighTillIDie]

i don't really have a nickname for it... at least nothing i use alot... my penis is an extension of me, so i guess i would have to call it my name...

other than that Testiclese

[the joint meister]

i named my dick lil john (its one of those things like they call the biggest dude in the gang tiny like that) and i name all three of my nuts (u just went WTF didint u) righty is named maryjane and the lefty is named keefer,


peace out TjM

[ghosty]

I call mine Big Bird, and he hangs with Bert and Ernie, left and right respectively...

LOL... but seriously, no I dont really call it by a name, seems kinda wierd to name it.

[GraziLovesMary]

I call mine Big Bird, and he hangs with Bert and Ernie, left and right respectively...

LOL... but seriously, no I dont really call it by a name, seems kinda wierd to name it.

Thats wierd... I call my dick "Ghosty"..... lmao juss playin. That would be awkard though, wouldnt it???

[ghosty]

haha yeah, that'd be a little wierd

[inbud]

i gotta say.....little bob is the name if mine....tho it is not attached to me..it is mine, or he said it was one day when we got married, said as long as i can get little bob up, i could have as much of him as i want...guess who said that? big bob...lol.

[GraziLovesMary]

wtf... MY dick is named Bob.. but non little lol

[tuete]

good ol' weasel :yippee:

[DarkHairedSativa]

My dick's called Frank. Say hi Frank.


lmAO...hi....:wtf::D

[DarkHairedSativa]

Probably from Wierd Al's remake of the song MMM MMM MMM MMM. The part about John Bobbit.. lol

Anyways my penis is named "Bob." Simple and to the point. ("Bob my knob, or slob on Bob.. its your choice") I named one girlfriends vagina "Felix", another was "Marsha" and another girl asked me to name hers (I was honored!) and I named it "Victoria's Secret."

OMG!!! :eek: :D That's a good idea......hmmm...:jointsmile:

[DarkHairedSativa]

i named my dick lil john (its one of those things like they call the biggest dude in the gang tiny like that) and i name all three of my nuts (u just went WTF didint u) righty is named maryjane and the lefty is named keefer,


peace out TjM

3 nuts?!?!? :wtf:

[mseerob]

uhhh? a nick name for my penis? lol wtf!?!

[budsmoker only]

when i was in middle school i named my dick "Wilbur".....

so i guess that would be the name of my penis....
havnt used that in awhile tho...

[bcgirl]

Thats awesome1:S2:

[ganjzilla]

i call it chevy, cuz its like a rock haha

[GraziLovesMary]

i call it chevy, cuz its like a rock haha

I figured yours would be cockzilla lmao. ^^ that reminded me of a joke where a man walked into a gay bar and the bartender told him he couldnt get served until he had a name for his dick. He asked a few people, one said what you did, another said "Timex, because it takes a lickin and keeps on tickin" and he finally came up with "Secret. Because its strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

[igot4cheep]

I call mine "Dam... You where not lying"
At least what I was told since I was 16.

[DarkHairedSativa]

I figured yours would be cockzilla lmao. ^^ that reminded me of a joke where a man walked into a gay bar and the bartender told him he couldnt get served until he had a name for his dick. He asked a few people, one said what you did, another said "Timex, because it takes a lickin and keeps on tickin" and he finally came up with "Secret. Because its strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

LMAO!!!!:thumbsup:

[Fatty Pneumonia]

Most times I call it -" lonely".

[Mingles]

Mr. Inky

I can't even begin to remember where it came from.

[STIMPY21]

the majic Johnson, mind u I am only average in size but disproportionatley large in thickness. Anyways,when I was young I got up with a girl a couple years older than me she was a tittle taller than me, Raquel Welch body and a beautiful face with blond hair like mine. She taught me quite a bit about sex to add to what i had already picked up. I had this thing where I could fuck,fuck, bust a nut and then keep on fucking without stopping and then straining wild animal death throes hard bust a momentous load nearly passing out and then drifting dreamily to sleep. I don't go around asking guys how they nut but from all I have ever heard from girls that this is an uncommon ability. Anyway after the first time that happened she started calling it the majic Johnson because of this and the name stuck. Although she had been with a more than a few guys I was the only guy that she had seen that had ever done that. She used to use me specifically to get her cookie because she had a boyfriend that she dated in public. We kind of had to sneak around, only in public certain hours and certain hang outs where none of his friends were. I know I knowI was a ho dog sorry reformed now. She married him as did I eventually marriy another also(11year mistake). I guess that he wasn't quite able to knock her bucket over. She gushed like a flood - automatic sheet change even if we were just fooling around more than a tiny bit. Boy do I miss those days. I have to say she was my sexual match and maybe a little more because we had to back off sometimes because the old johnson was getting sore. I have been married now for the second time 12 years and no intention of changing that but I do think of her fondly time to time. Sex with her at that pace now would surely give me a heart attack, but it is fun to imagine...
STIMPY21

[palerider7777]

the "muff mangler"