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cannabis campbell
07-22-2007, 09:24 PM
Haha and she says this is not a publicity stunt katie prices rival jodie marsh has launched a nationwide search to "look for a husband" she says that she is definately going to get married in september, I think shes just jelous of katie price, I doubt that it will last but who knows shes even got her website for people to apply hah! imagine how many fucking nutters and sexually deprived people are gonna take this seriously

Marry Me Jodie Marsh (http://www.marryjodiemarsh.com/)


I'm sooo excited about this, I just have to let you know what I'm planning. I've decided to do something completely outrageous. What's new I hear you say?! But this is totally off the scale. I'm fed up with going out with complete losers - as you know I've been out with my fair share, none of whom have lasted more than 5 minutes. So, I've decided to take drastic action.

I'm desperate to settle down with the man of my dreams. So, I'm launching a nationwide search to find a fella, but not just a boyfriend, I'm on the look out for a husband! That's right, I'm getting married.

And that's where you lucky guys come in! If you think you've got what I want in a man (and believe me, I'm very demanding!), I'd really love to meet you in person at my open auditions at the locations listed on this page.

If you CAN make it, download the questionnaire pdf, print it out and bring it along with you on the day. If you CAN'T make it, submit your online application and photo below and if I'm interested, I'll be in touch!

The final way is to send your questionnaire AND photo to Jodie PO BOX 6024 London EC1P 1GX, AND if you REALLY want to impress me, send video footage to the PO BOX too - go on, I dare you - make me laugh!

I KNOW my soul-mate is out there, I just don't want to wait any longer to meet him. The big question is ... IS IT YOU?! If you think that maybe, just maybe you might be THE ONE then please get in touch, it could be the best decision you ever made.

Best of luck boys - I look forward to hearing from you.

All my love,
Jodie xx

Nocturnal Stoner
07-23-2007, 02:15 AM
oh hell no!

cannabis campbell
07-23-2007, 02:28 AM
Haha i was watching it before on tv shes so desperate she even admits it at her first show in edinburgh no even one person showed up and shes only had just over 1000 applications online and to think out of everyone in the uk thats pretty low considering who she is lol!

have to say i like her wedding dress even though it looks like everything else she wears! lol :stoned:

nightlight
07-23-2007, 04:43 AM
id rather marry tammy fayes corpse.

Eazy
07-23-2007, 05:30 AM
im apling in she fit sexy n rich and over 20


i love tv

dean0000
07-23-2007, 08:21 AM
I wouldnt marry her, hell no. I would shag her though. I bet shes filthy as.

BTW in the pics above the one where she has massive tits with the belt around were just fake boobs stuck on for that awards show I think. I wonder if thats the dress she will get married in. haha

jokeyjokejoke
07-23-2007, 04:58 PM
MTVs tag line for the series is "Whos gonna take her up the aisle". The REAL question is "who aint".

This show is pathetic and shows the deplorable depths that British TV has sunk too.

What ever next?

cannabis campbell
07-23-2007, 08:53 PM
Her boobs look a lot smaller here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaF_EVSenIc

wil86
07-23-2007, 10:15 PM
This is what i define as desperation.