Ever been caught masturbating??????

[Mike23artist]

I did several weeks ago i was jerking off to pam anderson and my mom walked in and looked at it then i kept going:thumbsup:

[4gan2ja0]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha thats kinda fucked man, did she see everything? and no.

[cannabis campbell]

Lol! Dont let anything spoil the mood eh?

Wrong section by the way this should be in the sexuality and relationships section :)

[Nocturnal Stoner]

lol jokes and nope

[KingsBlend420]

Na never jacking off. But my stepmom once walked in on me fucking my ex gf.

[Juggnoxalo]

Girlfriend walked in on me once and then finished the job.

[slipknotpsycho]

i'm always getting caught...

my wife can be dead ass asleep for hours and not move.... no sooner then i whip my dick out does she roll over and/or sit up to get a drink or mumble something incoherent....

other then that tho... no... i'm always catching other people tho.... i've caught nearly every one of my friends

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Not masturbating but my mom has walked in on me fucking so many times it's hardly even awkward anymore. I don't have a lock on my door :(

[Nation_1ne]

I don't have a lock on my door :(

You ain't the only one! I'm like a Meerkat fucking cos' I have to keep my eye's and ears open just incase my lil sister comes wandering in.

[StrangeStrain024]

my grandmother caught me masturbating one time and i had crisco in one hand, whip creamin the other and flower all over my ass she said..... are you trying to jerkoff or bake cookies...... my familys twisted:wtf:

[LuckyG]

my grandmother caught me masturbating one time and i had crisco in one hand, whip creamin the other and flower all over my ass she said..... are you trying to jerkoff or bake cookies...... my familys twisted:wtf:

I'm sorry, what the fuck? Wierd fetish.

I got caught a few months ago by a friend of mine. It was actually pretty funny. Other than that I've been lucky.

[Gatekeeper777]

here is a friend maturbating on cam.

YouTube - The dog masturbates. Is this normal? Dogs Rule! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc25MVg1v8w&mode=related&search=)

[BabyFacedAbortion]

You ain't the only one! I'm like a Meerkat fucking cos' I have to keep my eye's and ears open just incase my lil sister comes wandering in.

ahha I built an extra "wall" out of my dresser and TV..you can't see my bed from my door now :)

[rebgirl420]

Ive been caught having sex a number of times and yes, ive beem caught with the vibe too. John's mom comes into Johns house ALL THE TIME WITHOUT KNOCKING. She just busts on in. Its like Everyone Loves Raymond. Her fat ass just comes on in and I have to twist the damn vibe off and hope she doesnt realise my face is all flushed. Ugh. But being caught fucking is the worst. When John and I first started dating she came in to find him on his knees naked and me half under the covers....awkward!

[Pipe Dreams]

Yeah, my dad caught me jerkin it once when I was about 15. God that was sooo embarassing. But Ive been caught having sex, that however is NOT embarassing :D

[deadfan420]

I've never been caught in the act, but my wife found the sock I...uh...shot my love juice into. I threw it in the bottom of the laundry basket. For some reason it caught her attention and she asked me why it was so sticky.

This thread reminds me of those American Pie movies where that dude's dad keeps catching him in the act - one time he's fucking an apple pie. Lol.

[slipknotpsycho]

Yeah, my dad caught me jerkin it once when I was about 15. God that was sooo embarassing. But Ive been caught having sex, that however is NOT embarassing :D

rofl... just for you!

YouTube - Stephen Lynch - Caught Me (http://youtube.com/watch?v=u2w4-Y5u-sw)

[thcbongman]

I went on a family road trip when I was like 15, and I waited in a car while my parents and bro did their thing. I was horny, so I started rubbin' the nob, and I there were a couple of chicks in the other car who I realized were watching, then my parents came back and were along the likes of "WTF BOY?" gave me a few smacks, and what not. Man I was embarassed lol.

[deadfan420]

I went on a family road trip when I was like 15, and I waited in a car while my parents and bro did their thing. I was horny, so I started rubbin' the nob, and I there were a couple of chicks in the other car who I realized were watching, then my parents came back and were along the likes of "WTF BOY?" gave me a few smacks, and what not. Man I was embarassed lol.

WEre the chicks who were watching you hot? If they were, then I say :thumbsup:

[thcbongman]

Eh, I guess there were all right, prude looking, needed some exposure!

[Pipe Dreams]

rofl... just for you!

YouTube - Stephen Lynch - Caught Me (http://youtube.com/watch?v=u2w4-Y5u-sw)

I dont even have to look...

Well it seems last night you caught me wankin it no use denyin it well I was really spankin it...

Bongman you shoulda showed em your dick dude, hahahahahaha

[420MissHighTimes420]

not that i kno of. my mom walked in on me and my ex once and then proceeded to step on a used condum and have jizz squeeze out onto her toes. she was flipping out hahaha it was funny even then.

[KingsBlend420]

not that i kno of. my mom walked in on me and my ex once and then proceeded to step on a used condum and have jizz squeeze out onto her toes. she was flipping out hahaha it was funny even then.

Lol hahaha that's hilarious!

[Spoken Word]

Yup.. She closed the door, I didn't stop..

[LuckyG]

not that i kno of. my mom walked in on me and my ex once and then proceeded to step on a used condum and have jizz squeeze out onto her toes. she was flipping out hahaha it was funny even then.

Ewww, nasty.

[EmericanStoner420]

yea unfortunatly my mom, dad, bro and friend have walked in on me, and yea it is so fuckin imbarassing hahahahahahaha

[Matt the Funk]

Nope. Never been walked in on.

[spliffstar22]

lol, dont your moms or anything knock...........shit............my mom always knocks

[EmericanStoner420]

my mom does now hahahaha shes like tyler, lock the door when your doin that

[ghosty]

my mom walked in on me when an ex was giving me a blowjob once, that was pretty akward i must say

[clever421]

my grandmother caught me masturbating one time and i had crisco in one hand, whip creamin the other and flower all over my ass she said..... are you trying to jerkoff or bake cookies...... my familys twisted:wtf:
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is the funniest thing i put it in my signature :thumbsup:

[snowblind]

my dad couaght me once but i managed to put my cock away, he just saw the porn and said thats not revision and left.

the worst was when i went into my room, and found my parents on my bed, watching my porn on my xbox.

i just shut the door, left and went to smoke a j.

damn

[spliffstar22]

^^^

DAMN

[CannabisHappiness]

Yes. My mom caught me when I was barely 15 masturbating to lesbian porn (I'm female). She was just like 'what the...' and left the room. And when I was 17, my ex's grandmother walked in on us fucking (on purpose) to tell me that I better get my ass dressed cuz my mom was there to get me. Oh both of those times were so awkward.

[MadSativa]

Happend to mee at an ex's house she was bussy and I was ready to get bussy I was in her bedroom looking at all her pics and when she came in I was right next to the door looking at a poster of her and I exploded on her I didnt mean too but she just walked in at the perfect time. It was like the sceen from 40 year old vergin (it feels so good). she was mad about me jizzing on her dress but we made up quick and then long and then quick again.

[onequestion]

Did anybody see grandmas boy? That has one of the funniest "getting walked in on" scens ive ever seen. Actually, its THE funniest.

[sexy smoke]

ive caught my ex-girlfriend masturbating

[baisez le monde.]

My mom has walked in but she didn't actually SEE anything really.. she totally freaked out though.

A few weeks ago my boyfriend caught me. At first he was turned on, then offended because we, or should I say he, had finished up only 10 minutes before.

[slipknotpsycho]

i'm so not looking forward to walking in on my son jerking it....

lol.... ima have to make a DVD of stephen lynch, and put it in a little glass case with "break incase of emergency" written on it....