What tricks does ur dog do besider sit and stay? Sorry its kinda long

[Hilder420]

Hey all Hilder here again, like I said I have 4 mini pincher / chihuahua mutts.
Bebe, is the oldest, if u carry her on her back, and say "tas morida" ( spanish for ur dead in baby speak) she'll hang her head back and play dead. If she sees Bally or Little Blue Bunny, in our hands she'll bow and yell/ bark till she gets what she wants.

Banky, makes "papelitos" anytime He's exited he'll find something and rip it in small shreds, he digs on the couch he meaows like a kitty, and pants really loud to catch ur attention, after a shower he'll run from room to room and yell and trots like a little pony.

my Powder, creaks. if u dont pay attention to him or turn ur back he'll sit up with both front paws up and grab for u, creaks and gives u the saddest puppy eyes he can muster. If theres an unoccupied pillow anywhere, hell claim it as his own and guards it. He loves girls and if any man gets near me he'll give him a look to kill.

my baby Venus is a nervous nelly. she wants attention all the time, even if ur holding on for ur life, she wants loving dammit! if i walk away shell catch my finger in her mouth and hold me back so i wont leave. Shes my little bommerang, i pick her up, give r kissy and a squeeze and send her off, she'll go as far as she can, and charge back at me, when she's at my feet she turns around so i can grab her and do it again! she's skinny and has legs for miles, so when she runs she looks like a fawn hopping in a meadow.
I'll post pics asap, imagine baby bambi w/o the spots on her back they're my life, pot is my salvation

[thcbongman]

My dog shakes hand, sits, heels, he hates being told to lie down. He could imitate me hitting the bong, it's so cute, he can't hit it like a human but he tries!:

[LuckyG]

My dog can sit, roll over, shake a paw, and dance and sing on her hind legs. It's pretty cute. :)

When we go for walks and come to an intersection, I always ask her "Which way?" and she gets to choose which direction we're walking in.

[thoughtwriter]

my dog rings a bell hanging on the door when he needs to go outside to do his business....except now he's and old ass and pees himself in his sleep...:(
roll over, walk on hind legs, gets into bathtub by himself to talk a bath, brings his bowl for water
this is not a trick, but its funny. When he farts he chases his butt to smell it

[Hilder420]

thats the cutest thing Ive ever read

[hippy lettuce]

My dog will only sit and give his paw if theres food at stake for him...otherwise he won't. I've tried to play fetch with him loads aswell, but he just gets the balls and runs off with it, or he just looks at me with a blank expression like he's saying 'you threw it so you can go get it'

[dylan]

When he farts he chases his butt to smell it

LMAO, thats hilarious!

Well my dog does all the routine tricks (sit, stay, heel, ect.), but some of her more unusual tricks are:

wave bye bye

track and catch moles

watch and bark

bite

drop the bite

All on command

[thoughtwriter]

this is no joke...my firend had a dog that when you told him "get your freak on"...he would hump whatever you were pointing too.....i dunno how or why the hell they taught him that.....but its the MOST funny thing i've ever seen a dog do

[Hilder420]

hey all Hilder here. all of these comments are great! oh Ive got another one if Bebe drops her bally she'll stay on whatever shes on chair, couch, or bed, and hang her front legs off the edge and yell at bally then at me as if to say "hey u bally come here!" and when she barks or growls more like, tellin me "well, when are u waiting for? gimme!"

[psteve]

Our dog Satchmo is gone.
But when he was alive, he could...
Sit
Stay
Lie down
Roll over
Wiggle (Back and forth on his back)
Shake (right paw)
Lefty (left paw)
Speak
Whisper (bark softly)

I would say, Word! and he would bark.
He also drank from the water fountain at the park.

[stinkyattic]

Tess my boxer/bully cross can:

Sit
Stay
Off (of whatever she is not supposed to be on at the moment)
Go night-night (run upstairs)
Come
Load up (jump in the car)
Get in the back (get out of the drivers seat, lol)
Lie down
Shake (left paw)
Other paw (right paw)
Speak (loud bark)
Little speak ("muff")
Go rowr rowr (she sounds like she's trying to say something)
Who's there? (run to the front door and sound ferocious)

[thcbongman]

awww how does he hit the bong? what a cutie

He goes right up to it, and starts licking it because he doesn't know how to inhale like that! It's so adorable when he tries.

[psteve]

Tess my boxer/bully cross can:

Sit
Stay
Off (of whatever she is not supposed to be on at the moment)
Go night-night (run upstairs)
Come
Load up (jump in the car)
Get in the back (get out of the drivers seat, lol)
Lie down
Shake (left paw)
Other paw (right paw)
Speak (loud bark)
Little speak ("muff")
Go rowr rowr (she sounds like she's trying to say something)
Who's there? (run to the front door and sound ferocious)Satchmo was a boxer too. He also did the rowrow thing, but it was more like Mom Mom Mom, and he only did it when we were waiting for Ms. pSteve.

Only the very smartest dogs can whisper.;)

[LuckyG]

this is no joke...my firend had a dog that when you told him "get your freak on"...he would hump whatever you were pointing too.....i dunno how or why the hell they taught him that.....but its the MOST funny thing i've ever seen a dog do

I'm so doing that when I get my own dog. :D

[stinkyattic]

Satchmo was a boxer too.
Only the very smartest dogs can whisper.;)

I was impressed by her ability to discern what to a dog is a subtle concept- volume.
She can bark both loudly, and quietly, and make different TYPES of noises.

[junior420]

My dog Sits,Shakes,Plays dead,Pretends shes shot then crawls across the floor its hilarious,she kisses,jumps, she knows up,down,speak,bite,attack,roll over,guard,dance sit pretty & get em

[xxxhazexxx]

my dog can make tea:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
and yesterday he cut the grass

[yoursins]

My dog does the load up where she'll jump in the car, she fetches, shes an amazing watchdog (shih-tzu) meaning she'll bark at anybody who even walks infront of our house, even if its across the road. She plays dead, and can shake. Most of the things she wont do unless she feels like it though, you have to catch her in the mood. The watchdog thing, all night long.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

My dog will bark if I say speak, growl if I say get him,
jump people (playfully) if I say attack, show its teeth if I say scary dog,
I can put a treat on his nose for hours before I let him eat it.

Sometimes we put our smaller dog's leash in his mouth, and he'll walk the schnauzer around the house, it's hilarious! He'll jerk her (the lil schnauzer) around too when she doesn't follow him.

Every night when I lock the front door and turn off the lights, he dashes to the front door and sleeps there all night. If he hears a noise that is within 10 feet of the door he goes berserk. He's a cool dawg!

Here he is actually :jointsmile:

[Hilder420]

hes a cutie!
get those blades away from him!

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

He loves those blades, if I leave one out and walk away
I'll soon see him walking around with one in his mouth

:jointsmile:

[Hilder420]

wow, i hope nothin bad happens. het too cute!!!

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

the only bad things in my house, happen in the bedroom