hello world i am your king!!!!

[king of the world]

the wait is over my people the king is here. please all i ask is for you all to keep everythang :) and :hippy: so that the king wont get :mad: . if everythang is :thumbsup: then we can :rastasmoke:. now if for any reason you get the king :cursing: then i will have to :blueknife: or send these guys after you :chainsaw: :rambo: :rambohead: :beatdeadhorse: :gunfighter2: and they will put your body to rest :angelsmiley: . now can we please celebrate :woohoo: :bigsmoke: . now if you read all this stuff and is like :confused: then :S4: i will :asskick: for being such a :yippee: .

ok i cant keep up with this shit
i just smoked to blunts to the face and just wanted to tell the world i have arrived

p.s. this message will :microwave: in ten seconds RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rebgirl420]

Hmmm, welcome...

[Samwhore]

Welcome.

[bobthenuker]

Dude we all smoke weed, relax there...

[tha del sound]

that kept me entertained for a bit.

[Breukelen advocaat]

Hey, Your Royal Highness, this is what we do to people who proclaim themselves "kings" around here:

[king of the world]

i love the warm welcome but there seem to be haters. i guess i will have to send the goons loose.

[Oil_Man]

im hatin

[stinkyattic]

"Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By
exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist
dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our
society! If there's ever going to be any progress--"

[the image reaper]

I only know one thing for sure: " all men are pigs, and I am their King " ... :D
(I was 'crowned' by an ex-wife, it's official) :jointsmile:

[Weedhound]

Hey King.....can I have a raise? :D

Ps....I'd say yes if I were you.....you're not the only one with a goon squad...
:S2:

[evertking]

Welcome!

[4gan2ja0]

welocme, and like dre said: try to be the king but the ace is back

[4twentE]

welcome yo. your goons don't look so scary to me.

[xcrispi]

Welcome,
But BE WARNED = I have no King !!! - For I am the Captain of my Spirit , I am the master of my Soul .
Crispi :jointsmile:

[cannabis campbell]

welcome

[KingsBlend420]

welcooooooome

[stinkyattic]

you're not the only one with a goon squad...
:

And Weedhound has that attack terrier.... grrr!!!! While he goon squad is after your kneecaps, it will be chewing on your ankles.

[Weedhound]

And Weedhound has that attack terrier.... grrr!!!! While he goon squad is after your kneecaps, it will be chewing on your ankles.

People have been known to lose toes at my house..... :D

[wannabehippiegirl]

wtf lol that was the most ............interesting introduction

[1alwaysSCORES]

if I tell u a joke can i go over 2 your castle and @@@K, your sister?

[sam44]

wtf