I made out with a midget tonight seriosuly

[Mike23artist]

Theres this chick i met on myspace and we got to messanging and shes 3 foot 9 and 70 lbs and i went over to her place and we made out she wants to fuck me next time i see her im serious this aint a joke im 5 11 250lbs and i dunno what to do ???????this is not a joke

[A328519]

What the fuck?

[rebgirl420]

randommmm

[Breukelen advocaat]

This probably belongs in the "sexuality" forum.


Are you sure that she's a midget and not a dwarf?

[The Colonel]

the term dwarf is to demeaning

[switch226]

that is the real definition of shortie my friend

[switch226]

not really though, whatever flies your kite man

[deadfan420]

thats awesome dude.

[Mike23artist]

no shes a midget i just made out with her cause i was upset over amanda see my post in the sex forum but damn that midget had some big girl tits im not joking it really happpened

[The Colonel]

ROFL,, i believe you, but you met
her on MYSPACE?!

[Breukelen advocaat]

the term dwarf is to demeaning

"When applied to a person who is very short, midget is now often considered offensive....................The word 'dwarf' has generally replaced 'midget' even for proportionally short people, though the term 'little person' is preferred. According to the Little People of America, dwarfism is 'a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" (147 cm) or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that'...."

Midget - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midget)

[Blitzed]

All dwarfs should carry battle axe's. If you dont have a battle axe, then your not a dwarf! :stoned:

[deadfan420]

I think "little people" is the en vogue term being used today. But dwarf can be okay too. I think it just depends on you use it.

[switch226]

All dwarfs should carry battle axe's. If you dont have a battle axe, then your not a dwarf! :stoned:

HAHA. Nail a chick with a battle axe bro :jointsmile: Make sure she's wearing a viking helmet and pigtails while you are at it

[Mike23artist]

so do u think she had midget turds or big people turds??i dont care im gonna fuck her to say i fucked a little person hahhahahahhah no this is not a joke

[The Colonel]

so do u think she had midget turds or big people turds??i dont care im gonna fuck her to say i fucked a little person hahhahahahhah no this is not a joke

becareful she may have a "little vagina"...

[cannabis campbell]

strong smell of bullshit here whats her myspace and yours :) lol

[Mike23artist]

myspace.com/mike24maryland shes the chick eith the glasses with the cleavage

[cannabis campbell]

ill check it out lol

[BabyFacedAbortion]

dude..

[cannabis campbell]

aww her profiles private cant see none of her pics... lol! seriously thats a funny story.. doesnt look like you use your myspace much though.

PS I POPPED YOUR CHERRY LOL HILARIOUS COMMENT!!! HAHA IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE EH

[Mike23artist]

im gonna fuck her

[cannabis campbell]

orly, so you actually want to yes?

i thought americans, making out means sex :s lol i got confused..

[BabyFacedAbortion]

no they just made out

[Mike23artist]

yea im gonna do her midget turds and all i just wanna say i did a litlle person

[Reefer Rogue]

You seem to have very little respect for this woman. I hope she doesn't drop a midget turd on you.

[cannabis campbell]

LMFAO.

[thoughtwriter]

thats just not right man....don't use her :(

[Mountaindewzilla]

Yeah man, really, that is some cold shit.
Using someone for sex is one thing, but using them for sex so that you can say that you fuck a little person... that is pretty messed up.

I mean, if she's down, then whatever. I know I wouldn't mind being used :D

I feel funny telling someone that... It is like, who the fuck am I to tell you anything. I am waaaaay fucking overthinking this right now :rolleyes:

[Raelum]

the term dwarf is to demeaning

actually, midget is the derogatory term... dwarf or "little person" is the politically correct way to say it

[KingsBlend420]

Haha, man...Leave her alone. Using someone as an object is ridiculous. I don't give a shit if she's a little person, but you're a jerk.

[EmericanStoner420]

this sounds fucked up but man shes a hot midget i check that shit out ahahhaahahah omg i cant belive im sayin this shit

[rastaman79]

Theres this chick i met on myspace and we got to messanging and shes 3 foot 9 and 70 lbs and i went over to her place and we made out she wants to fuck me next time i see her im serious this aint a joke im 5 11 250lbs and i dunno what to do ???????this is not a joke

i once had sex with a dyslexic midget,it wasn`t big and it wasn`t clever!

[cannabis=freedom]

Duuuude, how will you even fit?

You're TWO FEET, TWO INCHES taller than she is!

There is no way that can be done....

It's like how mules are the offspring of a male donkey and a female horse...a male horse can't fuck a donkey because it's too big!

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

You know guys I'd give the girl with dwarfism a break. I know the whole midgit thing isn't a turn-on, but they're still psychologically 100% normal people with normal needs. I personally can't be attracted to someone with drawfism, that's just the way I'm wired, but you can still form a close relationship with all emotional needs met.

[Ganj]

so do u think she had midget turds or big people turds??i dont care im gonna fuck her to say i fucked a little person hahhahahahhah no this is not a joke

Does it matter? Shit is gonna stink no matter what. And Colonel, there is no place like Myspace to hook up with horny girls, big or small. Were you all just talking dirty the whole time or did you enjoy eachother's personality in platonic way before you made out? Midgets have feelings too. Don't fool around with her if you're just gonna disappoint her later.

[GraziLovesMary]

I have to confirm what BA and Raelum said. Anybody who is under 4'9" full grown, I believe, is considered a "little person." Now midget was the term that, in the past, referred to a little person who is completely proportional, only much smaller. However, midget has turned into a derogatory term and is insulting to any little person.

Dwarfism, is a medical condition known as Achondroplasia, or Hydrochondroplasia (Im going on memory, but I believe that is the correct spelling), depending on the severity. Achondroplasia being the least severe, and Hydro- being the most. There is also another step or two in between, I just cant remember. Dwarfs are characterized by an almost normal sized torso, a larger than normal head with an exaggerated forehead, and drastically diminished arms and legs. I actually have had a number of friends with dwarfism of all kinds. My one current friend Billy I went to school with has hydrochondroplasia, and was surprised when I actually told him what he had. We have been friends ever since.

Also, there are female dwarfs with large husbands. Their sex life is normal and healthy and they give birth to regular kids. Although, when one of the parents is a dwarf, there is a 50/50 chance that the child will also inherit dwarfism.

To mike23: Im not sure how serious you are, but I dont know whether to respect you less if you are serious about using a minority figure for that "special" nost on the post, or lying to everybody just for attention.

[rebgirl420]

This reminds me of that Little People Big World show, its pretty cool

[Ganj]

This reminds me of that Little People Big World show, its pretty cool

Maybe it's because we're discussing midgets? :giggity:

[rebgirl420]

Orly? ;)

[Ganj]

im gonna fuck her

Do it! Be open-minded though. She could be the woman of your dreams? You know, those short dreams you wish you could get back into after you've woken? It's a metaphor. You could regret all of it.

I wuv you, rebgirl.

[beautiful disaster]

This is a total bizarre thread.:wtf:

[higher4hockey]

TuckerMax.com (http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_midget_story.phtml)

[EmericanStoner420]

this sounds fucked up but man shes a hot midget i check that shit out ahahhaahahah omg i cant belive im sayin this shit

im fucked in the head i know:(,i take back what i said, that was weird as hell :wtf:

[LuckyG]

On the plus side, her hands are gonna make your johnson look huge.

[Ganj]

I would not care if people thought I was compensating for my size by dating a midget or dwarf.

[GraziLovesMary]

On the plus side, her hands are gonna make your johnson look huge.

LMAO!!

[YouAintKnow]

uh...

[TheFatKid]

Atleast she can't spread rumors about you being small.

[rebgirl420]

:dance:You should furnace her tiny behind!

[LIP]

haha we just got another cat and i call him david hasselhoff because he only eats his food off the floor.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Fucking GENIUS! Ha! Oh man. That's some seriously funny shit! I'm still laughing!