GET OUT OF MY FACE

[crudemood]

dont you get super annoyed with people sometimes with everything they do, because they're just plain stupid and you just want to be alone but they wont shut up or leave you alone because they're too dumb?

crudemood is REALLY irritated right now and wants to give everyones she knows a BIG slap in the face for getting in mine..
end of vent.

wow coming off weed really makes you irritated..

[rebgirl420]

Wow what happened? And yeah, If I had a nickel for every time today that someone was a complete worthless idiot id have about 15 cents.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I feel ya, but oddly enough I had no idea you were a girl.

:-x

[MadSativa]

I concure I had no idea

[slipknotpsycho]

yeah... my grandma is halfway to senile, she tends to get very aggervating.. (you'd just have to experience it) my grandpa just repeats the same sentence literally for like 20 times in a row....

they both aggervate the hell out of me sometimes.... getting anything through to my grandma takes explaining it atleast 5 times... doesn't matter what it is or what you do... before the concept finally grasps her mind, you'll of explained it alteast 5x...

[Coelho]

I feel ya, but oddly enough I had no idea you were a girl.

:-x


I concure I had no idea

Well... she actually is a girl. Even with my stoner's memory, i could not forget any girl from cann.com...


hey hey its me.

[rebgirl420]

Ugh Johns dad sings random television commercil songs allllll damn day. Over and over and he also adds in random sexual verses. Like, "IM a runnin with a small ball" or "She let out a rebel yell and said my ass, more more, more". I just wish death on him its so annoying.

[slipknotpsycho]

maybe it explains why your grandpa repeats himself so much :p haha

no no read closer, my grandma is the one that's senile, my grandpa is the one that repeats himself...

he's pretty much sane... but he gets drunk, and goes on these rants and will say the same damned line over and over.... like for instance, my uncle gets put in jail.... (and i got nothing to do with any of this) he'll talk to me about it, bitch about it, then say "he's on his own this time we ain't helping him out. we don't have the moeny to keep getting him outta jail he's on his own this time. we can't keep helping him, he never learns anything, he's on his own this time... etc etc"

get the picture? after dealing with it like 20 years... it's just gotten so aggervating... can't tell you how many times i've screamed at the top of my lungs "OK!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! I HEARD YOU THE FIRST 10 TIMES!!! GODDAMNIT!"

[LIP]

Last time i got seriously pissed of i pushed the guy straight through a plaster board wall. Then i had to fix it - but he left me alone.

I think the best thing to do when your pissed off is tell the people who are pissing you off, and if they carry on show them your pissed off.

[Oneironaut]

Yeah, some people are morons. I work at a dollar store, and some lady asked me if we cash lottery tickets. No, it's a frickin dollar store, lady. We don't even accept coupons. We sell cheap shit from China to you for a dollar apiece. That's it. Get your cheap crap and get out of my store.

One time a lady asked me if we have lawn mowers. What a fuckin idiot. Even if you could buy a lawn mower for a dollar, it would probably be so shoddy it would cut your feet off the first time you used it.

And at Christmas some dude asked me if we had Christmas trees. At the dollar store! I wanted to kick him in the balls repeatedly to ensure he would be unable to spread his stupidity genes further.

And some other ignoramus asked me if she could get a discount on an item that was damaged. No, I can't do that for you, you dumb cunt. Unless you have a gun, I'm going to make sure my register has the correct amount of money in it. You can't haggle with the cash register. Besides, it's only a fuckin dollar. How fuckin cheap can you be?

If I wasn't stoned at work all the time, I honestly don't know how I would deal with all the shit-for-brains customers.

[LIP]

Yeah, some people are morons. I work at a dollar store, and some lady asked me if we cash lottery tickets. No, it's a frickin dollar store, lady. We don't even accept coupons. We sell cheap shit from China to you for a dollar apiece. That's it. Get your cheap crap and get out of my store.

One time a lady asked me if we have lawn mowers. What a fuckin idiot. Even if you could buy a lawn mower for a dollar, it would probably be so shoddy it would cut your feet off the first time you used it.

And at Christmas some dude asked me if we had Christmas trees. At the dollar store! I wanted to kick him in the balls repeatedly to ensure he would be unable to spread his stupidity genes further.

And some other ignoramus asked me if she could get a discount on an item that was damaged. No, I can't do that for you, you dumb cunt. Unless you have a gun, I'm going to make sure my register has the correct amount of money in it. You can't haggle with the cash register. Besides, it's only a fuckin dollar. How fuckin cheap can you be?

If I wasn't stoned at work all the time, I honestly don't know how I would deal with all the shit-for-brains customers.


That's Joe Public for you.

Remember this - it's what's got me through life so far.

Dont Let The Bastards Grind You Down.

[KingsBlend420]

I've boughten dozens of lawnmowers and Christmas trees at dollar stores. Yours must not be that good of one.

[stoner spirit]

Yes! Annoying little shits like my brother, he just goes on and on about crazy shit; like killing angels. Either the ritlin fucked him up, or they dropped him on his head.
Another thing I hate is when some shit-for-brains sees me walking with a white cane, and he or she runs into me, and tells me to watch out. These fucks should use their eyes more often!
I need to smoke again.

[TheAtomicPunk]

If someone I know is pisses me off, these days all I have to say is "You really piss me off" and they leave the room, which is smart on their end. I love my friends but man sometimes I just can't deal with their malcontent and they need to get out of my face when they blutter garbage conspiracy theories and give philosophical ideas that make no sense while everyone stoned in the room thinks they're a genius because they come up with this nonsense... I just sit in the back of the conversation apathetic drinking faygo.

[Dr HaZzMatT Esq.]

I got a bag of feet at the dollar store once!...for a buck!

[Matt the Funk]

People always piss me off, there are just times where I can deal with it calmly.

[psteve]

What really pisses me off is, theres this guy at the dollar store who won't sell me a Christmas tree, or cash my lottery tickets!
WTF? I paid a dollar for the ticket, so why won't he cash it in?
I'm going back and run him down with my $1 lawnmower!
No discount my ass!

[beachguy in thongs]

if i had a dollar for every living person id be a billionaire O_o

Oh, yeah???

If I had a penny for every sperm-head, I'd be a multi-billionaire. :spamsign:

Note: Sign says "Sperm"

[beachguy in thongs]

Sorry, for getting in the way, Crudemood. :1baa:

[Spoken Word]

dont you get super annoyed with people sometimes with everything they do, because they're just plain stupid and you just want to be alone but they wont shut up or leave you alone because they're too dumb?

crudemood is REALLY irritated right now and wants to give everyones she knows a BIG slap in the face for getting in mine..
end of vent.

wow coming off weed really makes you irritated..

yep. i know exactly what you mean... it's one of the ways my character gets tested everyday.. sometimes you just have to let all that anger run right through you and calm down.. at least, that's what i do.. my getting mad usually makes shit a whole lot worse.

[psteve]

Humor is my best weapon.
When people get in my face, I laugh in theirs.

[Breukelen advocaat]

No, it's a frickin dollar store, lady. We don't even accept coupons. We sell cheap shit from China to you for a dollar apiece. That's it. Get your cheap crap and get out of my store.

...... it's only a fuckin dollar. How fuckin cheap can you be?.

Just be thankful that you don't work at a 99 cent store. :smokin:

[anomalousirrelivance]

Just be thankful that you don't work at a 99 cent store. :smokin:

or worse a 99 cent vending machine that requires exact change, but it would suck to be the midget inside any vending machine regardless. at least there is a large opening for vertically challenged people, what with all the vending machines.

and they must be hardy fellers too, i once saw a vending machine out in the middle of nowhere at a rest stop. in the middle of a desert.

[Ganj]

I think a term in your user name is spelled incorrectly. Man, that sucks. Then again, mine is missing a letter... :/

And, crude sometimes people might think you're request for privacy is a plea for attention. I don't know why they would think that.

[rebgirl420]

Im sorry but this thread is hilarious, especially the dollar store and lawn mower parts haha

[dark0ne]

i work with mental midgets. My boss shows them 4 times how to make a spacific dish. ten min later there going. "hey man, whats in chicken marcella?" i almost blew a gasket the other night cause they wern't telling me about the chicken parms, and then yelling at me cause the chicken wasn't ready yet. i guess i was saposed to bring my crystal ball to work.

[jokeyjokejoke]

There's a guy in my bathroom the other day just looking right at me litteraly three foot from my face. Every move i made he made. It pissed me of so much i had to walk away. Thing is, every time i go for a piss he's in the bathroom.