Dude-deflecting

[Samwhore]

That was the best censor I could think of for cockblocking.

So, anyways, what are some of your cockblocking stories? And, guys, does that really piss you off?


One time, this guys came up to me and then my friend, in this really sick voice goes, "Sorry, we're lesbians." It was just so funny.

[rebgirl420]

Im usually nice about guys coming on to me. Unless its really obnoxious. But I usually tell them I have a fiance and if they still press me THATS when I get rude.

[Ganj]

I am my own worst cock-block. So many times I could have done the worm, if it weren't for insecurity, nudging it's evil head to surface.

[Samwhore]

I am my own worst cock-block. So many times I could have done the worm, if it weren't for insecurity, nudging it's evil head to surface.

Yeah, that's not really cockblocking.

Urban Dictionary: cock blocking (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cock+blocking)

[Ganj]

What?! Did you even read the definition? I qualify for the lame duck pussy impediment, for sure.

[Samwhore]

Whoops! I thought you were talking about a stiffy.

[Ganj]

Surre. :p

[Blitzed]

Ya, I've been cock blocked pretty bad, and even seen some worse ones. I believe in karma, so ill never cock block someone, even if they are bout to get down with a girl I like. So I hope it doesnt happen to me :stoned:

[MadSativa]

I hate cock blocking and have started fights over it, Back in the day when I was a teen it was kinda funn we would swap girl friends like baseball cards, the girls did the same, hell they were usualy the instagators (alot of women here are viscous predators, fine, usaualy mean , and so, so good), now though it just sucks when your getting close and you have broken the ice and here comes some asshole coming in for the steal. And the lesbian line does not work over here cause will send our hottie female friends to go recon you, that also is not a cock block dough.
Heres a storie Ill try and make it as short as possible. I meet a girl were talking she tells me she just got a new car, I know alot about cars and its her first new car so I drive the conversation that way so she can do most of the talkin, all the while my friend is sitting behind us listening to everything. She tells me she got a new mustange, shes a dancer in collage, she like men who spend alot (that is like a desise with some of the women here, they want you to provide a beemer, a house, trips to the islands, trips to europe, etc. all on a weekly basis [I have run into this alot, here]), anyway I take my attention away for lees than 10 seconds and call the waitress over to get us some drinks and I turn around and theirs my friend talkin about some bulshit story on how hes got a new mustang and got parts for it and how he was just in Spain, Hes never left the fuckin country I was the one in Spain, I dont wana totaly blast him because in his twisted mind lieing to this girl is nothing in comparison to outing him on his lies. Yeah... he never did that again, three days later when he ran outta cash somewhere in mexico he had to out himself to this girl come back to reality and face me.:pimp:

[napolitana869]

I've used the lesbian line before. When I was younger and older guys would hit on me I would say "excuse me, I'm 15." I was at a concert a few months ago with my friend who's younger than me and these guys in their 30's came over and one of them said "so what would happen if I talked to pretty girls like you" and I said "you'd go to jail". The guys friend couldnt stop laughing at him

[rebgirl420]

I always liked older guys, my fiance is 7 years older than me

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I used the lesbian line, many times. Although, it's only half false. Hahah.

I've cock blocked before but it was for good reason..my (female) bestbestbestfriend was getting hit on by a belligerent asshole reeking of 151 and she obviously didn't want it. I stuck by her side the night acting like a body guard and anytime he'd try and spit some game, i'd give him a NASTY look or completely interrupt him/pull her outta his fratboy ways, lmao.

[PureEvil760]

Once the first thing I said to two girls was 'Hey bitchs! wanna get drunk and fuck?!"..that was probably like a pre-cockblock.

[crudemood]

this thread had me saying cock block all day to people. leaving them confused and me laughing after realizing how weird i was for doing that. the dude was like whats a cock blocker? a condom? which makes SO much sense.. :thumbsup:
cock blocks are halarious. i'll wheel the guys in and then when they get close WHAM. gtfo here! lmao.

[skatin_foo15]

I have never heard of a girl cock blocking. when we use that term around here its usually a guy blocking a guy. As in a dude will sneak in on a chick your talking too or doing something so that chick wont get on you. And a chick cant cock block a dude coming onto her thats just being denied if you ask me. But i live in a very retarded area so that could be it too? haha :jointsmile:

[MadSativa]

huh

[YouAintKnow]

I always like a challenge, but it still can be annoying.

[partyguy420]

i hate cock blocks... sadly enough i must say this... my sister is the biggest one of them all... but then agin... im trying to get her friends that come over to our house to sleep over with her... to 'sleep' in my bed... my sister is a bitch... she should just let me sleep with her friends... its not like im gonna date one of her friends agin... she just fucks up the relationships some how anyways...

[High Plains Drifter]

My friend cock blocked me the other day. I was pissed. but i guess he cant really be blamed, i was about to hook up with his cousin.

[420marijuana420]

I've never heard of girl cock blocking either

[spliffstar22]

i've been cock blocked by some stupid motherfuckers before, and it's usually your friends that fuck it up lol and the girls' friends talkin shit in their ear "he's not faithful" this and that, and the other.......fuckin BullShit lol

[stinkyattic]

My neighbor keeps accusing me of cock-blocking, and he refuses to acknowledge that when he is 4 martinis deep on a Tuesday night, that chick wasn't planning to go home with him anyway...

[The Reffer]

yea some of the most worst cock-blocks ive known were girls i would be talkin to a girl an there friend would come an like fuckin take them away it pissed me off lol but ur friends can b big cock-blocks at times

[TheDefiler]

I always talk shit behind guys backs to their girlfriends if they are being douchebags, not being faithful, etc. It pisses me off when some guys can get whatever they want and be douchebags and guys like me who would be totally faithful, treat the girl like a queen, etc cant get shit!

[cannabisis4for20]

I always talk shit behind guys backs to their girlfriends if they are being douchebags, not being faithful, etc. It pisses me off when some guys can get whatever they want and be douchebags and guys like me who would be totally faithful, treat the girl like a queen, etc cant get shit!

I gotta say dude, that's fucked up. It's not their fault they know how to play the game. It might be wrong that they cheat but it's wrong for you to interfere. Plus, I think it's safe to say that a lot of the time the girls will end up with the guys again anyways.

[TheDefiler]

You're probably right. Thing is this isn't a game to me. Everyone calls it the game but its not. I've seen alot of dudes I know who seem to be alright dudes when they're alone but the moment their girl comes around they turn into a complete ass and treat them like shit. This "game" is bullshit and im sick of it.

[imitator]

I think that there is some really varying views on what Cockblocking is.

IMO...

Cockblocking is whenever someone swoops in and fucks up everything you were doing to hook up with a girl, be it for sex or just hanging out.

Guys can cockblock, and are the usual suspects, but women can do it to. But the woman you are trying to hook up with cant cockblock you, thats just being denied.

A cockblocker doesnt even have to steal the girl, a friend of family member can be a cockblocker, by saying something, or doing something to draw away from everything you were doing.

If anyone watches Scrubs, the episode with Elliot screwing over JD and his chances with the girl, where they do the little thing across the screen "Elliot somethingoranother, Moment Killer". Well, moment killing = cockblocking. You are blocking that mans cock from doing anything with that woman.

..yeah.

[jessem98]

i wonder how many times rebgirls gonna twist her comment for the word 'fiance' to fit, everytime. lol.

[cannabisis4for20]

You're probably right. Thing is this isn't a game to me. Everyone calls it the game but its not. I've seen alot of dudes I know who seem to be alright dudes when they're alone but the moment their girl comes around they turn into a complete ass and treat them like shit. This "game" is bullshit and im sick of it.

Well if you want to get the same girls they do then do then copy them. There's lots of guys with more game than me but if I don't learn their moves I won't get any better, right? Everyone starts from the bottom, those other guys did too. They just just learned what to do to get girls.

[spliffstar22]

the defiler, play the game damnit...dont interrupt, and instead of goin behind guys backs and sayin it, then say it when their right there.......it's up to the girl to find out that shit, from her girls or friends, not you....mind your damn business.... and girls allow those dudes to treat them like shit, a lot of girls ive dealt with stood up for themselves, with me, and with other guys, so not all girls are pushovers, it's their own fault...... your a prime example of a cockblockin allstar.........

[SirReal]

My Girlfriend is the worst cock-block ever...

Just kidding!::jointsmile:

[Arklenao2]

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[Asasan]

Wellesley College is a women-only college about 30 minutes outside of Boston, and its notorious for if you're a guy and you go there, especially on the weekends, its super easy to hookup cuz you're the only guy around. The problem is that you have to have a student invite you on campus and escort you around, if you walk around by yourself security dropkicks your ass in about 5 seconds.

So I knew girl A through female mutual friend B, girl A went to Wellesley, she was cool enough but I wasn't into her, she had these bushy fucked up eyebrows, and also was a goody-two-shoes L7 square. So she invites me to hang out at Wellesley on a Saturday night, and Im like fuckin score. The problem is since shes kind of a prude, I didn't know how exactly I would be able to get away from her to get some, I figured I couldn't just tell her "Hey I'm gonna try to get with some random girl, will you help me out?" But I figured fuck it, I'll figure it out.

Unforunately I told all this to friend B trying to get some advice on what to do, and she told A, and A was pretty pissed at me, but she thought she would have some fun with me and the situation. So I get to campus and A starts parading me around to meet all these girls, and at first I'm in heaven, I'm gaming on these girls, they're flirting with me, its like the best game session I've ever had. But the same thing keeps happening, after about 5 minutes in any place A is like "OK we gotta go." And the girls are like "No, come on, hang out awhile." And I'm like "yea, come on, lets chill here," but A's having none of it. This happens over and over and I don't know what to do, I knew at some point I should have just been like "No, I'm gonna hang out with these girls, you can do whatever you want," but I didn't have the heart to do it, A was really sweet (atleast I thought she was, I didn't know then what she was doing to me, grrrr), and B was actually a really good friend and really sweet and I knew she would be super pissed if I did that to her friend.

So this went on for like a solid fuckin hour and a half, then we went and had dinner with her unattractive friends and did some other stuff, the whole time my brain is fried on testosterone. Then its time for the last bus back to Boston, I figure I'll skip it and take my chances with security and go find some of the girls from earlier, but A walks me to the bus and fuckin waits with me for it to come, I'm like "No you really don't have to" but she insisted. Then as the bus pulls away, she sticks her tongue out and makes like a "HAHA" face at me, and even then I can't put 2 and 2 together, having been rendered retarded my terminal blue balls. So the next day B tells me what REALLY happened and A's side of the story, I obviously was pretty pissed but the two of them thought it was the funniest thing that ever happened. So that was a marathon cockblocking session if there ever was one, and by far the most sexually frustrating night of my life.

This story had a VERY happy ending though, I got in contact with a bunch of the girls I met that night, went to Wellesley a bunch of times with them and got a metric ton of ass. I even got payback on A by fucking her roommate "in the backseat of a Volkswagen" (well thats not really payback but it made me feel better :thumbsup:)

So my suggestion to any guys under like 25 in Boston, do whatever you have to to meet some Wellesley girls, its hard to get in there but once you do its the Holy Grail of pickup spots.

[DebuteMachine23]

You're probably right. Thing is this isn't a game to me. Everyone calls it the game but its not. I've seen alot of dudes I know who seem to be alright dudes when they're alone but the moment their girl comes around they turn into a complete ass and treat them like shit. This "game" is bullshit and im sick of it.

Dude! Learn the rules bro! If a guy is being a serious dick the girl is going to know! Its called "acting like you don't care." Jesus man, how old are you?

[MadSativa]

ahhh main I miss samwhore