in the shower...

[koshea]

dont deny it. you pee in the shower...or atleast i hope, because i dont want to be alone...i love peeing in the shower...aim for the lil drain and feel so proud when im done...lol...im so high...ANYWAYS, who is with me on the shower-peeing revolution

[bONgRiPs]

umm.......................

[koshea]

lol...you know you do

[Nullific]

Why the hell not? Shower, toilet, sink...all goes to the same place in the end.

[roxy]

:o not saying i do, but it all gets washed away.... so its not un-hygenic :)

[duppy man]

well for years I pee on my feet every time I have a shower which is every day because i read somewhere that if you do this you will never get foot infections which I have never had ??????/

[roxy]

cool.... i'll remember that 1 lol....

[Nullific]

Many people may not realize this but urine is sterile.

[clevemire]

I piss in the shower all the time. I see absolutely no shame in that. I usually just aim for the drain, though.

[az666]

me too...lol

[jones2much]

i dont even fuckin aim....i just let it go......its so relaxing. if you do- you already know that, and if you dont do it.....maybe you should try it. peace im fuckin baked......finally.

[MetalMoses]

what im really looking for in life is a woman who will let me pee in the shower

[naturalmystic]

i piss in the shower. Theres no shame. I have to take mad pisses in the morning and i take my showers in the morning, so i just piss into the drain. No biggy

[kroncheez]

everyone does that...

... I have pissed in the sink once or twice also.

[jones2much]

MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HA HA LMFAO..........no comment. i plead the fifth on the sink issue.........very funny shit.

[jones2much]

im still fuckin laughing

[duppy man]

everyone does that...

... I have pissed in the sink once or twice also.
I cant piss in the sink for dirty dishes :p

[zarathustra]

I've pissed in a jar and left it in the closet for a while.
The End.

[koshea]

ive peed in the sink too! i was drunk, high, and ahd to pee like a motherfucker, and the sink was calling me..

[chrace]

me, all the time

[Darkneon420]

:D Yeah yeah! Thats what i like to see! Man for the longest time i thought i was the only one. I dunno its weird. WORD I never knew other chicks do it either. :eek: ;)

[koshea]

yeah well it feels good... :cool:

[chrace]

i think that one episode of seinfeld where george, a non-gentile i think, sees a guy peeing in the locker shower and gets disgusted by it. that and other negative comments on peeing in the shower didnt stop me from doing it, all the time, but made me wonder if other people did it also. i love marijuana.

[Garden Knowm]

cheez, I thought you were above that?

Yeah I pee on my feet... it is good for your Karma.. totaly levels the playig field : )

[maryjanemama]

i think that one episode of seinfeld where george, a non-gentile i think, sees a guy peeing in the locker shower and gets disgusted by it. that and other negative comments on peeing in the shower didnt stop me from doing it, all the time, but made me wonder if other people did it also. i love marijuana.
Lol and there's the one where Jerry gets arrested for peeing in the mall parking garage. Actually, in the one you're talking about, George is the one who gets caught peeing in the shower at the gym.

Personally, if I were a guy, I'd pee wherever I damn well pleased just because I could.

[Ammie]

Personally, if I were a guy, I'd pee wherever I damn well pleased just because I could.


me too. :Dthey have to many advantages :rolleyes:

[adh endo]

i piss in the shower, ive peed in a sink, ive hit an electric fence (but not for long

[Hektik]

Pffft peein in the shower. Who has ever drank there own piss? Come on i know some fo you have i did when i was like 4 or 5. I still remember the taste...........

[BOgart.bitch]

i didnt till about a year ago.. i never had even thought of it.. until someone asked me online one day.. i was like, "wtf why the hell would i pee in the shower when the toilet is two steps away?" but then i started to think of the inconveniences in holding it and in getting out mid - shower. . decided that since it was all going down the drain anyway.......

...and the rest was history.

[juggalo420]

when im tripping really hard on dxm i piss in the sink, its too damn hard to aim in the toilet, id just end up getting some on the floor if i tried.

[Buck268]

I'll piss anywhere I goddamn feel like! :p

Seriously though...

[wardrobe grower 78]

well my usual procedure for when i go for a shower is what i call the three s`s
stands for-SHIT,SHOWER, SHAVE!
so normally (for me!) yer piss comes while you crap lol then jump in the shower which minimizes the possibility of needing a pish in the shower and pissin down yer leg in the shower and feelin mingin,then out of the shower which the steam has made yer stubble soft enuff to shave without it feeling like your tearing the hair out your face instead of shaving it!!!
the 3 s`s rock, you feel like a new man afterwards!!

[mynameismike0]

i've done it before, but my drain doesn't work too well in my shower. so the piss just sorta lingers there instead of draining out. so yea, i don't really do that very often....

[Imotep]

sometimes i piss in a watering can, top it up with water and give it to the lemon tree.
i did a shit in the garden once when i was really drunk.

[robert42]

ive pissed everywhere,

my pants
my girlfriends face
my m8s bed
the sink
in a coke can
in a tuppaware container
down my leg lol
up a wall

ive dun it all u name it
they call me

THE PHANTOM PISSER!

[Mello.as.Hello]

I've seen girls pee standing up. Practice practice practice!!

When you can pee into the sink, AND you're female, then we'll talk.

[maryjanemama]

I've seen girls pee standing up. Practice practice practice!!

When you can pee into the sink, AND you're female, then we'll talk.
An ex bf taught me how to pee standing up. :o Cuz I was like, "No, girls can't do that." He was like, "Yes, they can....like this..." and he proceeded to explain. About 3 days later we broke up. Yep and that's that in a nutshell. I've never used what I've learned, btw, cuz it's just not right, I'll squat in the woods like a LADY! :rolleyes:

[GIR]

one time i took a piss in the midle of the road and sum car came up behind me and was honking like a mother fucker ....... so i turned around and pissed all over this guys car. it was so funny and i was so high

[dog420]

Girlfriends face???? lmao Ya like golden showers eh?

*pukes* lol

peace dude

[dog420]

Ive come home that drunk, ive pissed all up the stairs,in corners,in the closet and last time was over the tv & video :S Whilst being kicked n punched round the house by the mrs lol

Peace

[koshea]

after 12 beers and numerous shots, the pool is like a giant toilet to me... :rolleyes:

[Euphoric]

hahaaaaaaaahahahahaha holy shit those are some great stories

[Dreadmantic]

I don't pee in the shower. It smells like pee then. Not fun. If I really really can't hold it I guess I've probably done it a few times. But come on...toilet...so close... One time I was really wasted and I went to pee in this bush. I thought my pants were down and everything but I ended up pissing all over my jeans :(

[Euphoric]

I don't pee in the shower. It smells like pee then. Not fun. If I really really can't hold it I guess I've probably done it a few times. But come on...toilet...so close... One time I was really wasted and I went to pee in this bush. I thought my pants were down and everything but I ended up pissing all over my jeans :(

thats ok all the cool kids are doing it!

[jones2much]

KEWL

[Frost.]

peeing in the shower.. everybody does it but they don't talk about it.

just like scratching your butt and then smelling your finger...

[koshea]

lol...

this all just reminded me of that movie dodgeball when patches o'coolahan threw the rench at that kid and the kids crying and somone goes "was that really nessisary?" and patches goes "is it nessisary for me to drink my own urine? no!...but its starile, and i liek tha taste..."

lol

[teknonra]

i pee'd in the washing basket and the wardrobe- i was pissed at the time. the missus nearly had aperplexy(?) i thought i was in the loo !!( thats wot i told her anyway).
a very liberating experience though allthe same !!

[jacquelyne]

Yea why not it goes down the drain anyways probably cleaner than the germs on the skin

[jones2much]

:D :D :D some of you fockers have shit in the shower too. :D :D :D

[Byker]

Years ago, I had a co-worker who claimed to have seen video of this conversation between then-ABC White House correspondent Sam Donaldson and President Ronald Reagan. The conversation went like this:

Donaldson: Mr. President, are you aware that 80% of American men masturbate in the shower, and the other 20% sing?

Reagan [coldly]: No, Sam, I didn't know that!

Donaldson: Yes, sir. And do you know what song they sing?

Reagan [clearly annoyed]: No, Sam, I don't!

Donaldson: I didn't think so. :p

[Looker]

SOMEONE TAKES A DUMP IN THE SHOWER :D

[Looker]

Hey Jones too much is that Stuart Little??

[KennabisCranium]

I piss in unlocked parked cars as often as possible.

[GeorgePennington]

You know what's even better than pissing in the shower? Jerkin' your shit! I love getting off while the warm water drizzles down my peens. Feels nice. Cept when you run outta hot water and you gotta hurry.