Excuses

[SingingSkittles]

Have you ever gotten caught while blazed and had to have an excuse to get out of it?

Tell me! :]]

I got caught with some serious stoner eyes :stoned::stoned:
My Auntie asks me, are you high? I said, no, it's these allergies I keep rubbing my eyes.

It's pretty useful,

[Kottonmouth Prince]

ive gotten caught with low eyes and i said i just woke up

[NickelDesk]

If it's warm and you have a pool close by just say you went swimming and the clorine is bothering your eyes.

[Jaerl]

I just act like i just woke up, and i keep rubbing my eyes to make it seem like they annoy me.

Or i say i slept with my contacts in again, cause when i do that my eyes look funky..

[SingingSkittles]

Lol, but it sucks tryin' to make an excuse when you're couch-locked or something and your 'rents want you to do something... or during a trip lol.

[Kottonmouth Prince]

if ur not couched locked jump in the shower and say u got shampoo in ur eyes lol

[SingingSkittles]

Lol, usually if I'm CL'd I just say I hurt my ankle or something and need to rest a bit.

[DRO Boy Fresh]

I just mention every couple days that my eyes hurt (they never do), so then when I am around them and they see that my eyes are red, they just assume that my eyes hurt and dont ask any questions. Being home for the summer kinda sucks, can't wait till the fall when I can go back to my own apartment :smokin:

[Kottonmouth Prince]

haha nice u could say u hace a major head ach and when u stand up it makes u light headed and the pain increase lol

[SingingSkittles]

Man, I can't wait to move out.. I'll have an apartment and shit (real cheap) and have the living room, kitchen, bedroom and a special room dedicated to my bong lmao and it'll have black lights and shit with trippy posters and a bean bag and shit... dude.. a stoner's cream-dream.

[Kottonmouth Prince]

ya im only 14 but i would move out now if i could i cant wait

[SingingSkittles]

Nah, I'm gonna wait maybe... a good 2-3 years, wait 'til I get a good amount of moneyso I won't have to worry about bills right away.

[Kottonmouth Prince]

ya thts a good idea

[DRO Boy Fresh]

A smoking room would be badass! Better not have your parents visit though (unless they :smokin:)

[YouAintKnow]

Insomnia?

[Aerow]

Never had a problem with blood shot eyes really, I usually bake my weed or stay outta sight until i dont look like I've been pouring salt into my eyes.

The only time I had to make an excuse was when i first started smoking it and my mom say my homemade waterfall bong made out of a soda bottle...and even though i wasstoned out of my mind from using it just minutes previously, I was thinkin on my feet and told her it was a water bottle rocket. She bought it.