i bruised my ass

[BOgart.bitch]

i got drunk this weekend and fell down a flight of steps. :mad:

my right ass cheek is KILLING ME :(

just thought id let everyone know ;] lol

[apsinthion]

Awww dear.:(

Let Uncle apsinthion kiss it better.:D

[BOgart.bitch]

uncle, eh?
now we're getting kinky ;p lol

i love your av.
that movie kicked ass..
the char in your av is probably my second favorite next to baby
the psychotic nymph.. yum.

[RESiNATE]

Darn it, Aps, you beat me to it..AGAIN! :eek:
lol

Glad you're okies, though, BOgart :)

See, stay clear of the booze, init...stick to the weed!!
lol

[Reefer Rogue]

personally i dont believe anything unless theres photographic evidence ;)

[apsinthion]

Baby's laugh turn's me on. Double yum.

The film was fucked up! Not to mention censored to hell! I wonder what it was like before they cut bit's out.:D

[apsinthion]

Darn it, Aps, you beat me to it..AGAIN! :eek:
Yeah 2mb broadband rock's! :D

[RESiNATE]

lol Aps :D
2Mb broadband, eh...hmmm...classy...

.... but I can get Channel 5 on my TV :p
hehehe

[Reefer Rogue]

they have a channel 5 now you say? what will they think of next :confused:

[apsinthion]

You can keep it lol.:D

[Euphoric]

i hope u didnt break your pelvis or eat some yarn

[RESiNATE]

You can keep it lol.:D
Ok, that's a very good point...lol


they have a channel 5 now you say? what will they think of next
ermm...they might think of putting some wothwhile shows on there next :rolleyes:

Nah...they aint that smart....are they?

:D

[apsinthion]

Yeah that would be a miracle!

I haven't even switched the damn thing on in month's!:D

[maryjanemama]

personally i dont believe anything unless theres photographic evidence ;)
I agree...unless we have evidence, it's all just hear say. We need to determine what course of medical action to take. I think Resinate and Aps will volunteer to administrate some "touch therapy". :D

I fell down the stairs once when I was loaded up and I found bruises for 2 days afterwards! Not cool.

[GHoSToKeR]

I could help with some psycho-therapy.. firstly, i have to concentrate on a mental image of your ass.... done and done!

[clevemire]

Do you guys really want to see a picture of a bruised ass?

Then again, if it's Bogart's ass....

[Darkneon420]

Awww, I hope your ass gets better!!! :D

[GHoSToKeR]

"A bruised ass is like a bruised banana: some people eat around the bruised parts, some people think the bruises taste sweeter, but at the end of the day its just a strange-shaped yellow fruit... apples tastes nicer anyway, so stop asking me about bananas" - GHoSToKeR, from his 2004 book 'Asses and Fruit - Finding the Missing Link'

[apsinthion]

Don't mention banana's And asses in the same thread.......

Bad memories!:D

[chrace]

this si getting offf the topic

[dog420]

Don't mention banana's And asses in the same thread.......

Bad memories!:D
lmao :eek:

[Garden Knowm]

PICTURE PLEASE!!!!!

[apsinthion]

Okay let's get back on topic.

Bogart's ass!

Any view's? :D

[GHoSToKeR]

Any view's? :D
Not until she posts a pic lol :D

[RESiNATE]

I think Resinate and Aps will volunteer to administrate some "touch therapy". :D
You damn right with that, MJM...:D



I fell down the stairs once when I was loaded up and I found bruises for 2 days afterwards! Not cool.
I bet I coulda found more..bwhahahaa...
;)

But all of this is conjecture...we NEED photographic evidence!
lmfaooo

[apsinthion]

Care to pick a cheek Res?:D

[RESiNATE]

I don't care which cheek it is, Aps...but I don't think I had 'picking' in mind bwhahahaha

Left, Lower..if that helps lmaoo

[jones2much]

"A bruised ass is like a bruised banana: some people eat around the bruised parts, some people think the bruises taste sweeter, but at the end of the day its just a strange-shaped yellow fruit... apples tastes nicer anyway, so stop asking me about bananas" - GHoSToKeR, from his 2004 book 'Asses and Fruit - Finding the Missing Link'
THAT WAS FUNNY GHOST
:D :D :D :D :D

[Garden Knowm]

BOGART... DARLING

Do you want to be held in contempt?

BRUISE PLEASE

[Hektik]

Hahah good shit. At least you didn't get hella fucked up. I got friends who are str8 blown out alchoholics im talkin blacked out everyday, and they fall down steps and shit and break arms legs everyother night lol

[BOgart.bitch]

Glad you're okies, though, BOgart :)

See, stay clear of the booze, init...stick to the weed!!
lol

yeah i guess i'll be alright. cant exactly sit much anymore.. yeah booze isnt all its cracked up to be - and its only really good when you have some weed to go along with it.


Baby's laugh turn's me on. Double yum.

The film was fucked up! Not to mention censored to hell! I wonder what it was like before they cut bit's out.:D

anything about baby turns me on lol. have you heard anything about the new movie rob zombie plans to make?


I agree...unless we have evidence, it's all just hear say. We need to determine what course of medical action to take. I think Resinate and Aps will volunteer to administrate some "touch therapy". :D

I fell down the stairs once when I was loaded up and I found bruises for 2 days afterwards! Not cool.


touch therapy you say? you're making falling down the stairs sound more appealing by the second lol.


Do you guys really want to see a picture of a bruised ass?

Then again, if it's Bogart's ass....

lol i think the bruise adds a nice decorative flavor ;]


Awww, I hope your ass gets better!!! :D

thank you :D im sure it will.. hopefully.




and to everyone else.. what you've all been anticipating so patiently...



my ass (how's it look?):





.. so what does everyone think? medical assistance? lol.

[Ammie]

lmfao nice one ;) hahahahaha

[Pass The Rizla]

ouch!!!

[maryjanemama]

That looks really painful! I feel for you, Bogart.

Btw, you have balls of steel (not literally, obviously :rolleyes: ). You just gained much respect in my book. :)

[apsinthion]

I hear he's making 3 film's at the moment (One being a sequel to HOOTC).

http://www.movie-top.com/interview_rob_zombie.html

That ass look's painfull as fuck! Res and I will have to use the WHOLE tub of vasaline to bring that bruise out!:D

[clevemire]

Damn Bogart that looks like a hell of a fuckin bruise! Ouch!

Hey.. she just mooned all of us. HAHAHAHA!! Awesome!

[GHoSToKeR]

thats not bogarts real ass, guys lol or is it? =/

[robert42]

ouch big bruise looks like u spent a few months in prison lol

[maryjanemama]

thats not bogarts real ass, guys lol or is it? =/Yeah, Ghost, it's her ass, that's why I said she has balls of steel. I'd never have the hutzpah to do that! It sure looks painful, God, how the hell are you even sitting down, Bogart?!! :eek:

Lol, robert! Love your new sig!

[GHoSToKeR]

Yeah, Ghost, it's her ass, that's why I said she has balls of steel. I'd never have the hutzpah to do that! It sure looks painful, God, how the hell are you even sitting down, Bogart?!! :eek:

Lol, robert! Love your new sig!
lol type 'bruise ass' on the google image finder thing...

unless bogart has been posting her ass around the internet lol :p

[maryjanemama]

lol type 'bruise ass' on the google image finder thing...

unless bogart has been posting her ass around the internet lol :p
Ha! Foiled again! Surely she was just joking with us and not pulling a Lola. :p

[GHoSToKeR]

lol @ doing a Lola :D

[Garden Knowm]

Imposter ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

nice wk. bogart : )

[clevemire]

lol @ doing a Lola :DAw hell. That's the last thing we need. :rolleyes:

You got me 'bogart'. I'm too gullible for my own good.

[Ammie]

lol not me. Thats y I laughed so hard at the pic. :p Come on guys, her ass aint that big she to small for an ass like that :D

[BOgart.bitch]

lmao thats not my real ass. if anyone has been paying any attention im not even white! lol and that ass is (hopefully) the ass of a white woman.

i just posted it for a few laughs ;] my real bruise looks nothing like that poor lady's lol its just a little green and yellow circle haha.

[F L E S H]

"A bruised ass is like a bruised banana: some people eat around the bruised parts, some people think the bruises taste sweeter, but at the end of the day its just a strange-shaped yellow fruit... apples tastes nicer anyway, so stop asking me about bananas" - GHoSToKeR, from his 2004 book 'Asses and Fruit - Finding the Missing Link'
GHoST, your hilarious :D

:D

:D

:confused: *takes a toke from a sweet joint*

:D

[Kingslay3r]

welcome to the club hehe
damn stairs...
i hate them so much when im drunk
but i lmfao each time while everyone is worried about me :D

[BOgart.bitch]

i dont know i wasnt doing too much laughing.. more cussing lol

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

haha i so knew that wasnt her ass cuz well from her pics shes hot and well most hot chicks have hot asses lol

[dog420]

Ouch!

Dam that ass has had some serious spanking

peace

[Garden Knowm]

show the Arse... we'll still respect you in the morning...........




















maybe?

[purpledrummer1]

:cool:
i got drunk this weekend and fell down a flight of steps. :mad:

my right ass cheek is KILLING ME :(

just thought id let everyone know ;] lol
poor thing.....if you show me a pick,,,,,i might kiss it and make it all better.

warmest regards.
kristen :rolleyes:

[roxy]

lmao thats not my real ass. if anyone has been paying any attention im not even white! lol and that ass is (hopefully) the ass of a white woman.

i just posted it for a few laughs ;] my real bruise looks nothing like that poor lady's lol its just a little green and yellow circle haha.
looks a bit too hairy to be a womens ass....

[Reefer Rogue]

we've been made asses out of...

[roxy]

:rolleyes:

[Reefer Rogue]

my puns sicken me :cool:

[F L E S H]

my puns sicken me :cool:
me too.... *barfs*

LOL, just kidding :D

[Looker]

pic please...


ps: aspinthon is that avatar of john wayne gacy??

I THINK IT IS YOUR A SICK FUCK

[apsinthion]

pic please...


ps: aspinthon is that avatar of john wayne gacy??

I THINK IT IS YOUR A SICK FUCK
Lol, no it's not John Wayne Gacy!

[Looker]

OH OK Just checking :)

OH BTW NICE ASS

[Looker]

I WANNA GET THIS THREAD GOING AGAIN


I BRUISED MY ASS

[Looker]

Personally I would rather talk about bruised asses than Salvia Divinorum any day..... :rolleyes:

[Looker]

The Requiem for a dream thing was great but I like

I BRUISED MY ASS MUCH BETTER

[Looker]

I LOVE THIS THREAD