So i was smokin out my window

[passitplz]

heres the situation... theres a fan runnin and a towel under the door. i was smoing out my window with my pipe and blowing the smoke out. five seconds after i hop off the seal my mom pops in. shes like "watcha doin?"

i said dancin biotch! and i pulled a couple sweet moves and did the worm right there on the floor!... yeah she was amazed.

yea just playin round bout the second part but she walks in and says watcha doin? and my mom is the kinda lady that would pop in your room this late not really suspecting anything. so i said "well i was tryin to change and you walked in" and she walked out.

think she knew?. hope not.oh well

im quite wrecked:)

[Nation_1ne]

i said dancin biotch! and i pulled a couple sweet moves and did the worm right there on the floor!... yeah she was amazed.

Lmao, you're getting rep for that!

Actually it made me laugh so much I might even quote it in my sig.

[Jesta]

ahahha ^^^^^

If she does that regularly like my mom does then I don't think you've got much to worry about unless it reallllllly smells.

[Jesta]

Also if it happened that quickly and she walk out right after then I assume she would have time to really let any smell there was hit her nose.

Sorry 4 double post.

[WeedyBoyWonder]

You know your mum alot better than us. If you think she knew what you were doing, she probably did.

[YouAintKnow]

I always lock my door, kinda suspicious, but its better than being caught. I always watch the time. My dad doesn't sleep too well and he usually comes up at a certain time, so I know I'm basically safe unless I make too much noise. My mom probably wouldn't say anything if she didn't see me physically doing it, you just gotta judge what you think she knows based on knowing her.

[MisterGreen]

haha that made up second part was funny. i sorta wish it really did happen hahah. well it's cool that your mom didn't really seem to know. +rep

[GonzoForever]

I'd drop some moves for her too. :D

Woooo...I'm Michael Jacksonnnn

Damn she'd think I was on crack.

[deadfan420]

Whenever I toke at home, I'm usually alone so I don't worry about that stuff. But I also toke out the window. i used to go outside, but it made me too paranoid.

[BoilerUp]

Get a small pet. Letting them roam around the floor is the best excuse to have your door locked.

[YouAintKnow]

Get a small pet. Letting them roam around the floor is the best excuse to have your door locked.

I have a small dog and she always trys to get out, though I tried it once. Plus I'd be afraid to get her high, just because she is only like 20 lbs.

[passitplz]

well today im sittin downsatirs and my mom goes up to her room and comes back down and she was like it smells weird up there. i asked if it was i good or bad smell. she said idk. and i said well what does it smell like and she said it kinda smells like weed. which is complete bullshit cuz theres noway the upstairs would smell.

so i think she kinda thinks i was smokin last night but shes not 100% sure... only decision i gotta make now is deny it or just straight up tell her i smoke

[YouAintKnow]

well today im sittin downsatirs and my mom goes up to her room and comes back down and she was like it smells weird up there. i asked if it was i good or bad smell. she said idk. and i said well what does it smell like and she said it kinda smells like weed. which is complete bullshit cuz theres noway the upstairs would smell.

so i think she kinda thinks i was smokin last night but shes not 100% sure... only decision i gotta make now is deny it or just straight up tell her i smoke

Deny, Deny, Deny!
haha no, depends on how you're mom takes stuff like that.
get her to smoke with you!

[Mr.biggs]

i do that all the time.. smoke out the window with a towel under the door.

yesterday i was smoking out of my dads bong, and my window over looks my driveway, so i put the bong on my desk (a clear view from outside) and as im about to put weed in, my dad drives in. i was pretty high at the time and i was kinda pannicing.

so you know wht happend? .................................................. i spilt the damn water!!!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

i had to spray my room and used some rug doctor or whatever

[Frivolous248]

Deny dude...deny.

I think you woulda been safer if you actually did the dance routine...well now you know for next time.

But she definitely has an idea now, if you were going through that much trouble to hide the smell and she randomly decides it smells like bud up there...yeah shes testing you.

[passitplz]

Deny dude...deny.

I think you woulda been safer if you actually did the dance routine...well now you know for next time.

But she definitely has an idea now, if you were going through that much trouble to hide the smell and she randomly decides it smells like bud up there...yeah shes testing you.

yea i know for a fact shes testing me... but shes also letting me go to a party tonight which could mean shes just turning her head... idk ill just deny

[Stoned_Friend]

holy fuck i laughed about that part for like 10 minutes