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ghosty
07-13-2007, 02:44 AM
OMG... LOLOLOLOL... gotta stop laughing enough to type this...
I just saw the funniest fucking thing a few minutes ago. I was coming back from going out for a walk and smoking my bowl, and im walking down the sidewalk...all of the sudden I see something in the middle of the sidewalk, It was an odd shape, and i couldnt make out what it was cause it was kinda dark... so I walk closer and see that it's a fuckin dead bunny head, there wasn't even that much blood around it... and the funniest part is it was sittin with the ears up and the bloody part down... just this disembodied rabbit head ...scared the shit out of me, but then right after I started laughing my ass off!
blazed_babe
07-13-2007, 02:50 AM
holy shit
wow
that's creepy
but i know if i was stoned and came across that in the dark, it would have made me laugh my ass off too. because, it is just a disembodied rabbit head sitting up with its ears up. haha oh wow just the thought of that is making me laugh now. who would be weird enough to do that and put that there like that? damn
slipknotpsycho
07-13-2007, 02:53 AM
funny?
o.0 have you ever seen a psychiatrist?
REEFERDREAMZ
07-13-2007, 03:09 AM
yuck
LittLeWinG
07-13-2007, 03:10 AM
That's really not that funny.
Kinda creepy too be honest.
scream
07-13-2007, 03:10 AM
was his name frank maybe?
dankitydank
07-13-2007, 03:50 AM
lmao i just pictured a poor bunny gettin stuck in wet concrete only to be found with his head stickin out by a stoner.
sunni cheeba
07-13-2007, 03:54 AM
Uh... disturbing...
I mean if I were you, I'd be running in the opposite direction. It's like a bad omen.
LOL. I would have booked too....
SyndicateJuggalos17
07-13-2007, 04:18 AM
whoever did it is a sicko (unless it was already dead)
but that is kinda a funny find
Frivolous248
07-13-2007, 04:23 AM
I just don't see the humor in a dead bunny head just because its ears were sticking up...maybe I'd have to see it, like if it was making a funny face or something then I could kinda see it if your baked.
ghosty
07-13-2007, 04:23 AM
well the only way i would have booked is home, which was further down that way anyway, i was more just laughing at the randomness of it and because i was high earlier it just made me geek out laughing cause it scared the shit out of me but was so random, and of course you'd only see something like that while walking around high.
and i'll be watching for those damned planes
BobMarley91
07-13-2007, 04:31 AM
lol
You should of picked it up and took it home.:jointsmile:
Inferius
07-13-2007, 04:57 AM
Jumpy!!!!
NOOOOO!
blazed_babe
07-13-2007, 05:11 AM
that reminds me of how my old grey cat used to rip apart animals and eat either their head, or their body. and whichever she didnt want shed leave on the doorstep....and when you walked out the next morning if you missed sight of it as you opened the door, itd get all over the bottum of your foot or shoe. one time me and my brother got a video of her eating a bunny alive....you could hear the bones crunching in real life, but the camera was a really, really old digital camera so the video didnt record sound. :(. ill try and get him to email it to me so i can put it on youtube if you all wanna watch, haha.
its kinda like she was sharing with us, or maybe making sacrifices for us....maybe we are like gods to cats, and it was an offering.
i have an 18 lb orange tabby cat who loves to eat (obviously!). one day after school (this was at least 4 years ago) i was walking up the path to my parents' house with my friend molly, and calvin (the fat cat) was laying on the side of the path, hunched over, and we couldnt see his face. i called to him, and he looked up, and had blood on his face, and a feather sticking out of his mouth. i swear he was smiling too. he was hunched over a bird that he was eating (i don't think he caught it, unless it was wounded, because he's so damn fat that he can run, but not that fast). we were freaked out and so we ran into my house and proceeded to make horrified glances out of the windows by the front door, in his direction. once he appeared to be finished, we went outside. all that was left on the ground was a feather. a feather. he ate the entire bird - feet, beak, everything. ew.
i also have another cat at my parents' house (5 cats there, 3 are mine) named zoe (she's a tortoiseshell cat :) so beautiful ) and she loves to bring "offerings" and leave them on the doorstep. she went through phases where she would bring just birds. then it was shrews. now it's plastic. any plastic that she finds, she brings to one of the outside doors...plastic...hrmmmm
here are my two wonderful kitties, calvin and zoe. and i have one more, chauncey. he's a sweetie :D
ghosty
07-13-2007, 05:13 AM
damn... thats fucked up
BizzleLuvin
07-13-2007, 05:17 AM
haha! poor bunny. but i think it was a cat.
Gandalf_The_Grey
07-13-2007, 06:30 AM
Can't say I see what's funny about a poor little decapitated bunny myself...:wtf:
Coelho
07-13-2007, 06:36 AM
YOU FOUND MY HEAD!!! Please, send it back for me... im missing it so much...
ghosty
07-13-2007, 06:37 AM
HAHAHA
Nailhead
07-13-2007, 06:41 AM
I saw the same thing one time when I went to my friends house, I just walked around back like I always do, and saw something that I thought was a mouse or something on the door mat then got close and noticed it was a giant bunny head....the thing had to be huge....freaked me out lol. Nice little "present" their cat left haha That would have been really trippy if I was high
CoMfOrTaBlYnUmB420
07-13-2007, 06:59 AM
hhaha i like the donnie darko references. but for real, thats fucked up
zane929
07-13-2007, 08:38 PM
lmao i just pictured a poor bunny gettin stuck in wet concrete only to be found with his head stickin out by a stoner.
lol
sam44
07-13-2007, 11:08 PM
how is that funny at all
Nocturnal Stoner
07-13-2007, 11:50 PM
I was so stoned once I thought the swans were sinking in cement in a lake when it was just too dark to see the water.
couch-potato
07-14-2007, 12:20 AM
I have a dog (Samoyed) who is a complete fat fuck. I would never in a million years picture her jumping up for anything. One day I was sitting on my porch looking at a lil' pigeon looking for food on my lawn. It flies upward flapping it's little wings, then out of the corner of my eye comes my a lard-ass excuse for a dog. She didn't jump, but more she flailed upward with her two hind legs staying on the floor - similar to how a shark eats. My dog caught the little bird and began the most gruesome murder / feast I've ever witnessed while making horrendous sounds that would make Dante and Victor Frankenstein flinch as she devoured the bird. There were other pigeons watching too but they didn't budge. lol.
ghosty
07-14-2007, 12:41 AM
i cant believe this thread isnt burried below others lol
Nation_1ne
07-14-2007, 01:24 AM
In the wise word's of my elders "That shit would fuck...me...up!". Gotta' love those guys.
orangeman
07-14-2007, 02:25 AM
Lol you must be too high because I'm sober and I can't seem to find that funny. I think some one intentionally did that though, I mean a bunny head just sitting straight up chopped off? C'mon...
LuckyG
07-14-2007, 05:32 PM
Why does wierd shit always happen when you're high? I've noticed this a lot - every time I get high wierd shit happens - something completely out of the ordinary.
Kid Dynamite
07-14-2007, 06:48 PM
I bet you come home tomorrow night and there are 10 rabbit heads in the street.
BeatlesRGod
07-14-2007, 06:52 PM
lmao i just pictured a poor bunny gettin stuck in wet concrete only to be found with his head stickin out by a stoner.
that would be fuckin terrible...
onequestion
07-14-2007, 06:58 PM
That is really funny man.
And blazedbabe, youre orange cat looks just like a real garfield lol.
Jah420
07-14-2007, 07:13 PM
damn.. random bunny head.. :wtf:
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