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Garden Knowm
01-11-2005, 06:15 AM
Why do people like the smell of their own farts?

AND

Can somebody please post a pic of an ignited fart...?

Ya know, when you light a match and fart on it and a flame
blah blah blah

I am yet to see this miracle and I'd like to check it off my "Need to see before I die" list....

Thank you

Hektik
01-11-2005, 06:19 AM
haha it is possable man you can light farts on fire, although i have never done it i'm just like you gotta see it and my friends do that shit. It's actualy pretty funny lol

Garden Knowm
01-11-2005, 06:21 AM
Do they drop trou or can you do it through a pair of levis?

LonerStoner
01-11-2005, 06:25 AM
i had a video of a guy doing that through his pants, lit his whole ass on fire, funny as hell. Unfortunately I have no idea where i got it, sorry.

Hektik
01-11-2005, 01:01 PM
Everyone i have seen do it do it through they pants.

RESiNATE
01-11-2005, 01:31 PM
My ex-brother-in-law lit his fart once (through his jeans) - was funny as fuck.
But, I think it would be better to drop the jeans, as when he did it, he got a 'blow-back' (probably because the gas couldn't escape from his jeans) -hehehehe
It burned a greenish colour (think it was the methane), and nearly set his clothes alight...

I never seen him move so fast, and watching a grown man slapping his groin (to put out flames) was just about enough to make me want to wet myself! :D

Has any one seen the film "Bio Dome"?
The blokes fart in each others faces, and the other one had to guess what food the other had eaten!
FAF
:D

Looker
01-11-2005, 04:12 PM
Yeah I ignited a fart once it rocket propelled me across the room destroying everything in its path and I ended up with my fuckin head lodged in the wall on the other side of the fuckin room... all liitle bits of plaster and wall board all over the place and a cloud of plaster dust hoverin around ... it took a saws all and two Puerto Ricans to get me out....

Garden Knowm
01-11-2005, 04:54 PM
Someone told me that you can get "backdraft" as well... right before you fart your ass sphinkter will come AJAR and pull some air in.... this same person told me that people have EXPLODED.... come on... : )

kroncheez
01-12-2005, 12:32 AM
you can get seriously burned doing that...

only the drunkest alcoholics will do something like that

jones2much
01-12-2005, 12:41 AM
i did this some years back. i was just wearing my robe. i moved the robe out of the way, lit the flame and farted. a blueish flame shot out about 1 foot maybe, and it singed the hairs on my ass, especially around my asshole.....it scared the shit out of me at first, but then i almost died laughing, and so did my gf. you couldnt really smell the fart, but the smell of my burning asshole hairs was all in the air.......smelled pretty fucked up.....i hope you guys have enjoyed one of my embarressing/funny experiences in my stoner life.......

Garden Knowm
01-12-2005, 12:48 AM
ahahahhahahahhahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahh ahahhha

just when I thought I was maturing.... FUNNY SHIT JONES, FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

We got to get a picture of this on the thread ASAP.... I think we will need a video camera... to risky of a procedure and we might miss the shot with a still camera..

all right,.... someone go drink three cups of milk (this always causes gas) and then get a candle and fart on it while one of your dear friends video tapes this spectacular incident.. then make several video frames into stills and post them.. please....


I'll wait....

jones2much
01-12-2005, 01:01 AM
im sure other people have done this.....maybe someone should start a new thread thats titled SINGED ASSHOLE HAIRS, or LIGHTING A FART or HAVE U MADE FIRE SHOOT OUT OF YOUR ASS? or something like that....... it might get a lot of hits/replies...and maybe some kickass photos too.......whatcha think peeps?

Garden Knowm
01-12-2005, 01:03 AM
LOL... sounds brilliant

Garden Knowm
01-12-2005, 05:42 AM
sorry. this post can't fade away... we need a god damn PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!